Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[IPB Champ]

BOOOOOOOM

lol Arsenal

[Flushdraw]

Well played Arsenal, just well played.

[CHDad]

I genuinely think they're awesome. Love watching their games.

I would actually sit own and watch Stoke play.

Couldn't be bothered with the tippy tappy boring passing shite churned out by the likes of Barca and Arsenal weekly.


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL

[KevIRL]

Same again next weekend pls Stoke

[IPB Champ]

G'wan the Stoke

[CHDad]

Beat Man U for us then go out and concede two to Stoke in the 1st half. Could only be Arsenal.

[Wesley Harms]

Must be fun to be an Arsenal fan

[LuckyLloyd]

TOO MUCH MAN for those nice Arsenal lads to deal with

Seriously, if I was an Arsenal fan I would be utterly disgusted with the squad Wenger has assembled. No guts, just none at all.

[Wesley Harms]

What time is the first scoop

[Flushdraw]

Disgusting performance from Arsenal thus far. Not 1 player has done anything worthy of being on the pitch. But...we're going to see something in the 2nd half that we haven't seen from Arsenal in a while. I think Arshavin will be off at half time and Bendtner brought one. We'll win this game 4-2 and save at least a little bit of embarrassment while giving us a chance to cheer on Chelsea.

Well that's what i'm expecting to happen from this shambles of a team

Edit - Expectations are way over-rated. Clowns

[Opr]

Chelsea team confirmed - Cech, Ivanovic, Luiz, Terry, Cole, Mikel, Essien, Lampard, Kalou, Malouda, Drogba

Opr

[Keane]

Pennant has been very good today tbf.

[Opr]

Opr

[sligoboi]

Sitch has me addicted o2.5 cards in Stoke-Arsenal game @ Evs looks tasty given the number of cards they've both been picking up of late. The only thing that may worry me is that Stoke have nothing to play for but even still I don't think they're the type of team to not put up a fight every time they step foot on the pitch, especially at home.

Easy game obv

[TommyGunne]

I <3 Stoke

[Lazare]

The God Squad called to the door earlier, JW I think.

Had a funny debate with them, I told them straight out that I was atheist.

One guy asks me 'What do you think happens at the end then?'

'We die'

'That's it? We just die?'

'Let me ask you something, do you believe a tree goes to heaven when it dies?'

'Of course not'

'But we're made of the same stuff, why are people so special?'

'Trees die every winter and God brings them back to life in the spring'

'oh right......bye now'


They gave me a brochure claiming to disprove evolution, it is so full of glaring errors it's not even funny. Basically a thirty page straw man argument.

[Keane]

Boom baby

[thedini]

Hernandez praying on his knees like a twat worked obviously.

[Wesley Harms]

Chicarito

[Strewelpeter]

gf was saying her friend heard a woman screaming in the apartment next to her about two weeks ago at maybe 2am. She went to the spyglass in her front door and saw two people - an elderly women and a rough looking younger guy dragging a heavy sack out of the apartment and down the stairs. Hasn't seen anyone in the apartment ever since, but hasn't said it to anyone either. The friend casually mentioned it to the gf when she was staying in her apartment one night, said she was going to keep her door locked in future.

1. Hear loud pitched scream in middle of night
2. See thugs dragging a bag that looks like it contains a dead body

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3. Resolve not to open door to strangers



Suppose you can't fault the logic

Sounds more otr less standard for Moscow.

The God Squad called to the door earlier, JW I think.

Had a funny debate with them, I told them straight out that I was atheist.

One guy asks me 'What do you think happens at the end then?'

'We die'

'That's it? We just die?'

'Let me ask you something, do you believe a tree goes to heaven when it dies?'

'Of course not'

'But we're made of the same stuff, why are people so special?'

'Trees die every winter and God brings them back to life in the spring'

'oh right......bye now'


They gave me a brochure claiming to disprove evolution, it is so full of glaring errors it's not even funny. Basically a thirty page straw man argument.

Prayer works, ask Hernandez, he was down on his knees in the circle praying at the kick off and a minute later he's sticking it in the back of the net. Coincidence... I think not

[IPB Champ]

Love that little guy!

HOLLLLLLLLLLLD

[sligoboi]

Boom baby

Stream anyone?

[Lord Sir Banter]

ugh, I woke up for this?
I was hoping for a sweat at least, useless Chelsea cunts.

[IPB Champ]

Stream anyone?

http://www.firstrowsports.eu/watch/63866/1/watch-manchester-united-vs-chelsea.html

[AndyFatBastard]

Salomon Kalou is one of the best players in the Premier League. Discuss.

Edit: Oops, Vidic.

[Wesley Harms]

Make that 19

[IPB Champ]

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssss

[Ste05]

#19!! Get in!!

[Keane]

Ivanovic very lucky to still be on the pitch.

[IPB Champ]

Wheres CHD?

[Keane]

Wheres CHD?

In the pub for sure, I'm sure he'll be on later drubk as a skunk and belligerent to boot

[CHDad]

In the pub for sure, I'm sure he'll be on later drubk as a skunk and belligerent to boot

Boom.

See you winner pickers later.

[Keane]

Boom.

See you winner pickers later.

I'm an Arsenal fan now remember

[tylerdurden94]

Don't forget to check out the final days updates from the JP Masters HERE

[CHDad]

I'm an Arsenal fan now remember

No complaints tbh.

We did not show up at all. Luiz was loltastic.

[AndyFatBastard]

Now that I'm singing his praises, Kalou takes one of the worst dives I've ever seen. Should have been booked.

[Flushdraw]

I'm an Arsenal fan now remember

So that's what happened us, fucking Jonah!

[AndyFatBastard]

And now for the aftertiming: 4 mins ago I took 8/15 on there being another goal in this game. Shippity.

[Lord Sir Banter]

[sligoboi]

I now have a squeakier bum than anticipated about an hour ago....

[Keane]

I wouldn't be worrying, United have the icy blood.

[sligoboi]

I wouldn't be worrying, United have the icy blood.

I didn't say anything about the match

[Keane]

Giggs has been fucking majestic today.

[IPB Champ]

Should be so far ahead it's rediculous

[coillcam]

Chicharito with something in his eye there? United should have put the game away several times.

[IPB Champ]

MANCHESTER UNITED 2 CHELSEA 1

Championessss championessssss ole ole ole

Time to get drunk Weeeeeee

[NoRiverRequired]

Ok then.....

[Solskjaer]

nice little song for the Chelski fans. it's all over now baby Blue

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[The C Kid]

Good performance from United there. There will be street parties in Bangkok, Taiwan, Kenya, New York, and London tonight.

[CHDad]

Congrats United

Giggs is a legend of a man. Puts everyone to shame.

[Wesley Harms]

Congrats United

Giggs is a legend of a man. Puts everyone to shame.

And hes banging the hot bitch from Big Brother

[Angry-Ball]

danny diamond for sure

[CHDad]

danny diamond for sure

Super Frank

[Wesley Harms]

Stick the auld boot into the pool there aswell Fergie, good man

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[KevIRL]

Little over 24 hours til Chelsea are champions elect.

[AndyFatBastard]

Congrats United

Giggs is a legend of a man. Puts everyone to shame.

It hurts me to say it, but he is the Premier League's greatest ever player.

[KevIRL]

[KevIRL]

What a moment

[CHDad]

Have to lay foundations for drunk cocky CHD