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**DeadParrot** · 06-05-15, 17:35

A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."

**AndyFatBastard** · 06-05-15, 17:52

If anyone posts "Better Nate Than Lever" I will ragequit.

**CHDad** · 06-05-15, 17:58

Originally posted by AndyFatBastard View Post

If anyone posts "Better Nate Than Lever" I will ragequit.

Was very close to it. I've another one too. I'll save it.

**coillcam** · 06-05-15, 18:01

Originally posted by DeadParrot View Post

The Castle, Sedlec Ossuary (awesome), walking tour showing all the occult markings on the buildings, beer hall, Jewish Quarter (graveyard is cool if you are into that type of thing), Kafka museum, Speculum Alchemiae Museum

Prague is a great city

Scratch that, work are booking the flights to Bratislava instead. Better times or fares I presume. Its slightly closer to Brno(where the work is) than Prague also.

**hotspur** · 06-05-15, 18:12

Do I go + 2.5 goals and Barca to win @ 13/8 or +2.5 goals and BTTS @ 6/5?

**TheJiggaman** · 06-05-15, 18:20

What's the name of the company that runs the motorway tolls here?

Doing a write-up on Public-Private-Partnerships and for the life of me I can't find it!

**mcnugget** · 06-05-15, 18:21

Originally posted by TheJiggaman View Post

What's the name of the company that runs the motorway tolls here?

Doing a write-up on Public-Private-Partnerships and for the life of me I can't find it!

NTR, although that's mainly past tense now

**TheJiggaman** · 06-05-15, 18:30

Originally posted by mcnugget View Post

NTR, although that's mainly past tense now

Thanks

**Raoul Duke III** · 06-05-15, 18:54

Who do the Barca\Pep haters go for here?

**Dice75** · 06-05-15, 18:58

Backed Suarez FGS, double odds in 1st 20 mins. Sigh.

**CHDad** · 06-05-15, 19:00

Quality episode of Corrie just there.

Fair City time.

**Raoul Duke III** · 06-05-15, 19:07

Originally posted by CHD View Post

Quality episode of Corrie just there.

Fair City time.

Messi doing some things. Not worth your while though.

**CHDad** · 06-05-15, 19:10

Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post

Messi doing some things. Not worth your while though.

Turns out Dolores still has cancer after the op :/

**Lord Sir Banter** · 06-05-15, 19:11

Get well soon

**elbows** · 06-05-15, 19:12

Originally posted by CHD View Post

Turns out Dolores still has cancer after the op :/

Spoiler that shit. Have it recording

**CHDad** · 06-05-15, 19:25

Oh Carrigstown. When will the drama end.

**Raoul Duke III** · 06-05-15, 19:26

Messi's close control is outrageous, making the entire Bayern left side look like school kids.

**mdoug** · 06-05-15, 19:32

Got a great sweat for this game now!

50 was put on 0-0 ht at 3.75 and the 50 in play was put on 0-0 full time(dropped from 13.00 to 11.00 instantly at kickoff though). Earlier I regretted not having the balls to put the 100 on 0-0FT but currently am a happy chappy. A nice sweat ahead, heh.

**6starpool** · 06-05-15, 19:32

I've no idea how that game is scoreless so far. Entertaining 0-0 anyhow.

**davepoke/her** · 06-05-15, 19:37

Just hurry up and score 2.6 goals ye pack of bastards

**hotspur** · 06-05-15, 19:39

Originally posted by 5starpool View Post

I've no idea how that game is scoreless so far. Entertaining 0-0 anyhow.

Pep has parked the bus.

**careca** · 06-05-15, 19:44

Originally posted by Dice75 View Post

Backed Suarez FGS, double odds in 1st 20 mins. Sigh.

Same as. FOL.

**oleras** · 06-05-15, 19:46

Jasus, Dumphy looks fucked.

**CHDad** · 06-05-15, 19:47

Tired legs to play a major factor. Barca by 2.

**mdoug** · 06-05-15, 19:48

0-0 FT. Never in doubt.

**dobby** · 06-05-15, 19:49

Looks like Danny Alves enjoyed his birthday last night. Big love bite on the left side of his neck below his tattoo.

**elbows** · 06-05-15, 19:52

Charlie Brooker's election wipe on bbc2 at 9

**Lord Sir Banter** · 06-05-15, 19:55

Originally posted by dobby View Post

Looks like Danny Alves enjoyed his birthday last night. Big love bite on the left side of his neck below his tattoo.

Suarez

**CHDad** · 06-05-15, 19:59

Messi is a poor mans Hazard.

**TheHaHaWall** · 06-05-15, 20:10

Originally posted by Dice75 View Post

Backed Suarez FGS, double odds in 1st 20 mins. Sigh.

Boyles? thought it only if english team involved?

**TheJiggaman** · 06-05-15, 20:18

Scumbag

**oleras** · 06-05-15, 20:19

Boom

**Raoul Duke III** · 06-05-15, 20:20

Originally posted by CHD View Post

Messi is a poor mans Hazard.

thanks m8

**CHDad** · 06-05-15, 20:21

He didn't even look up. He's the greatest.

**SatNav** · 06-05-15, 20:22

Originally posted by DeadParrot View Post

Disconnect the phone
go to Apps->Settings->About phone->Tap build number until it says you are now a developer (about 6 or 7 taps). Then hit back and go to Developer Options->Check mark USB Debugging.

connect it again.

Should be able to drag and drop now

finally got it. downloaded Samsung Kies3 and re installed the driver. ty anyhoo

**oleras** · 06-05-15, 20:22

x2

**CHDad** · 06-05-15, 20:22

What a fucking player.

**Raoul Duke III** · 06-05-15, 20:22

Originally posted by CHD View Post

Messi is a poor mans Hazard.

Thanks m8

**6starpool** · 06-05-15, 20:23

Messi. Wow.

**Kayroo** · 06-05-15, 20:23

That second goal.

**eamonhonda** · 06-05-15, 20:23

Goat

**AndyFatBastard** · 06-05-15, 20:24

Jerome Boateng was so awed by Messi he simply had to fall over

**Raoul Duke III** · 06-05-15, 20:24

How can anyone put Ronaldo in the same bracket as that genius? Seriously.

**KevIRL** · 06-05-15, 20:25

Bet he wouldn't be able to put a sideline cut over the bar though...

**Opr** · 06-05-15, 20:26

Boateng falling over like a piece of wood when Messi wrong footed him for the second goal is amazing.

Opr

**careca** · 06-05-15, 20:26

two words. Un real.

**CHDad** · 06-05-15, 20:26

Originally posted by AndyFatBastard View Post

Jerome Boateng was so awed by Messi he simply had to fall over

He is terrible. No idea how he is in that team.

Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post

How can anyone put Ronaldo in the same bracket as that genius? Seriously.

Last year Ronaldo was in top form and the better player. To be capable of that means you're also a great.

Messi is the greatest though.

**Kayroo** · 06-05-15, 20:27

Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post

How can anyone put Ronaldo in the same bracket as that genius? Seriously.

That goal took him back ahead of Ronaldo as all time Champions League top scorer

**Raoul Duke III** · 06-05-15, 20:28

Originally posted by KevIRL View Post

Bet he wouldn't be able to put a sideline cut over the bar though...

Will we be seeing you Friday?

**Strewelpeter** · 06-05-15, 20:28

Its a shame that for every player that aspires to be Messi there are a thousand who act like Suarez.

**KevIRL** · 06-05-15, 20:29

Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post

Will we be seeing you Friday?

No chance I'm afraid

**newbie2** · 06-05-15, 20:29

Disneyland Paris is a load of auld balls.

Will post detailed trip report when I return. But be prepared it'll involve the word cunce a lot.

Cuncey French cunce

**Raoul Duke III** · 06-05-15, 20:29

Originally posted by Kayroo View Post

That goal took him back ahead of Ronaldo as all time Champions League top scorer

and Steve Waugh has more test runs than Lara

**The Situation** · 06-05-15, 20:31

Ref completely bottled sending Neymar off, ruined the tie.

**shano1888** · 06-05-15, 20:34

Originally posted by Strewelpeter View Post

Its a shame that for every player that aspires to be Messi there are a thousand who act like Suarez.

That's deep brah

**mdoug** · 06-05-15, 20:34

Originally posted by newbie2 View Post

Disneyland Paris is a load of auld balls.

Will post detailed trip report when I return. But be prepared it'll involve the word cunce a lot.

Cuncey French cunce

Am looking forward to this tbh. Know a few who have gone and all of them were positive reviews and was planning on buying a trip as a gift for people.
I did hang out with a french girl who worked there for a night and I couldn't stand her and avoided her at all costs for the entire night and kept leaving a friend alone with her so they'd shift and I wouldn't have to talk to the cunce.

**oleras** · 06-05-15, 20:36

A few happy chappies now id say !!

**Raoul Duke III** · 06-05-15, 20:36

Superb reffing. A1 Sharon.

Barca just awesome tbf.

**6starpool** · 06-05-15, 20:37

Game, set, tie you'd think.

**CHDad** · 06-05-15, 20:37

Pep is a crap tactician who walks into great squads.

Had a competitive side out despite injuries that no other team could deal with and he completely fucked it up.

Over rated.

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