Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 2

[Lord Sir Banter]

Apparently 3 handed in the wsop main, Ben lamb and Puiz hienz were talking about a deal and stasko's reply was "SORRY LADIES. HERE WE PLAY LIKE MEN"

[KK82]

Just been told that its Hunt that wont be going to the Euros, has opted out. Summit to do with cheating on the missus??

Worst reason ever not to play in the Euros if true!

Where'd you hear that? I like Hunt, it's a pity for him obviously, but if true, this can only be good news. I can't recall the last time Hunt had a major impact coming off the bench like he used to. McClean simply has to go to the Euros. He's one of, if not the only Irish player in any type form at the moment so it had to be at the expense of Hunt or Coleman that he goes. I guess Hunt pulling out has mad things a bit easier for Trap.

[eoghan104]

Tickets and flights secured for Twickers. See you there and Ionapaul I hope. Anyone else going?

All booked since the group stages....... ye of little faith

[greywolf]

Hodgson: New England manager

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2HsAsP5jowE

Sorry can not inbed

[DeadParrot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_I0-ZPSFWo&feature=player_embedded

[hotspur]

Done (Well his surname is Hayes)

Good man. I Googled tracker mortgage on Saturday afternoon after realising during a discussion that day that I didn't know what the difference was between tracker and variable rate.

Just been told that its Hunt that wont be going to the Euros, has opted out. Summit to do with cheating on the missus??

Worst reason ever not to play in the Euros if true!

Is it that he was caught cheating and wants to spend quality time with the missus? That she is not letting him go as a punishment? Or that he hasn't cheated yet but is planning on during the summer and thus will be too busy to play the Euros?

[Downtown]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_I0-...layer_embedded

Embarrassing

[Rasher]

Tickets and flights secured for Twickers. See you there and Ionapaul I hope. Anyone else going?

All booked since the group stages....... ye of little faith

Booked since the group stages as well... can't wait!

[Dice75]

Embarrassing

As bad as the last Euro's effort?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J84XVo5WLxg&feature=related

Prob not

Quinns haircut is impressive though.

[eagle eye]

Apparently 3 handed in the wsop main, Ben lamb and Puiz hienz were talking about a deal and stasko's reply was "SORRY LADIES. HERE WE PLAY LIKE MEN"

Now that you bring that up

[Lord Sir Banter]

Now that you bring that up

I've been expecting you. lol
Thought that might trigger your memory.

[Zod]

Embarrassing

Think it's alright myself. better than the usual guff.

[Guest]

Showed the GF that Tubridy wax statue. Her response: 'Oh he looks like the guy that used to do Going for Gold.' Too much time together imo.

[SatNav]

Must I'm some woman for freebies, Have an Electrician calling in the morning to fit the shower for free. young fella in his 20s that I used to play poker with , rang him and asked how much that I already got a quote of 60 quid, I then described how much I missed the shower and could not wait to feel water cascading down my body

Ah he says fuck that its not a big job I will be over in the morning , no charge.

Grand I said Ill make ya a rasher sandwich

[Dice75]

Must I'm some woman for freebies, Have an Electrician calling in the morning to fit the shower for free. young fella in his 20s that I used to play poker with , rang him and asked how much that I already got a quote of 60 quid, I then described how much I missed the shower and could not wait to feel water cascading down my body

Ah he says fuck that its not a big job I will be over in the morning , no charge.

Grand I said Ill make ya a rasher sandwich

He's probably expecting more of a tip than a sangwich?

[Guest]

Grand I said Ill make ya a rasher sandwich

[Icarus152]

Must I'm some woman for freebies, Have an Electrician calling in the morning to fit the shower for free. young fella in his 20s that I used to play poker with , rang him and asked how much that I already got a quote of 60 quid, I then described how much I missed the shower and could not wait to feel water cascading down my body

Ah he says fuck that its not a big job I will be over in the morning , no charge.

Grand I said Ill make ya a rasher sandwich

Probably expecting a sausage sandwich.

[Wesley Harms]

Must I'm some woman for freebies, Have an Electrician calling in the morning to fit the shower for free. young fella in his 20s that I used to play poker with , rang him and asked how much that I already got a quote of 60 quid, I then described how much I missed the shower and could not wait to feel water cascading down my body

Ah he says fuck that its not a big job I will be over in the morning , no charge.

Grand I said Ill make ya a rasher sandwich

Lol your hardly that naive are you, he's expecting a 'good time'

[davepoke/her]

Probably expecting a sausage sandwich.

Expecting a ride I'd say.

[themadchef]

Ah he says fuck that its not a big job I will be over in the morning , no charge.

Grand I said Ill make ya a rasher sandwich

LOL

Your huzzzband is away right?

If youre not nekkid and looin for it youre gonna get the shock, not him...

(When you try to switch in on in the morning... crispy fried Sat Nav... and good enough for ya for leading the poor lad on. There's a roidin code ya know!)


PS: I'd make sure it's Denny

[Angry-Ball]

Must I'm some woman for freebies, Have an Electrician calling in the morning to fit the shower for free. young fella in his 20s that I used to play poker with , rang him and asked how much that I already got a quote of 60 quid, I then described how much I missed the shower and could not wait to feel water cascading down my body

Ah he says fuck that its not a big job I will be over in the morning , no charge.

Grand I said Ill make ya a rasher sandwich

i'd say if you just toss him off in the shower, you could save yourself a rasher sandwich.

[SatNav]

Lol your hardly that naive are you, he's expecting a 'good time'

Expecting a ride I'd say.

LOL

Your huzzzband is away right?

If youre not nekkid and looin for it youre gonna get the shock, not him...

(When you try to switch in on in the morning... crispy fried Sat Nav... and good enough for ya for leading the poor lad on. There's a roidin code ya know!)


PS: I'd make sure it's Denny

Ah shur I was only teasing the poor fecker, rasher sambo will have to suffice

[Lord Sir Banter]

This is worse than when you drove a cat to the middle of nowhere.

[DeadParrot]

He's probably expecting more of a tip than a sangwich?

probably more than just the tip

[Wesley Harms]

Ah shur I was only teasing the poor fecker, rasher sambo will have to suffice

And you'll have to make do with a still broken shower

[Lord Sir Banter]

I hope he insists on payment up front, walks up the garden path with his lad in his hand.
Hopefully he lurks here or someone who knows him does.

[Icarus152]

Need Vegas suggestions here please comrades.

[Icarus152]

Somebody really should warn that electrician.

[SatNav]

I hope he insists on payment up front, walks up the garden path with his lad in his hand.
Hopefully he lurks here or someone who knows him does.

See really tis just yer dirty minds!!!! I really cant wait to have a shower, I miss it. I just happen to be a very descriptive person

[6starpool]

Liverpool may have rested a player or two for the cup final it seems.

Official confirmation of #LFC team: Doni, Kelly, Aurelio, Skrtel, Coates, Henderson, Shelvey, Spearing, Maxi, Kuyt, Carroll

#LFC subs: Sterling, Downing, Robinson, Enrique, Flanagan, Carragher, Jones.

Good to see Sterling on the bench again.

[eamonhonda]

anyone want 40 euro boyles for stars pm me.

[ghostface]

anyone want 40 euro boyles for stars pm me.

I'll pm username, thank you

[DeadParrot]

[eamonhonda]

I'll pm username, thank you

Take your time now... eamonhonda on stars for me pleash

[Wesley Harms]

People who confuse the metaphorical and the factual make my head literally explode.

[eamonhonda]

Take your time now... eamonhonda on stars for me pleash

oh wait... i see this maybe a joke. Im a little slow this evening

[ghostface]

oh wait... i see this maybe a joke. Im a little slow this evening

lol, apologies I have 0 monies online

[davepoke/her]

Liverpool may have rested a player or two for the cup final it seems.

Official confirmation of #LFC team: Doni, Kelly, Aurelio, Skrtel, Coates, Henderson, Shelvey, Spearing, Maxi, Kuyt, Carroll

#LFC subs: Sterling, Downing, Robinson, Enrique, Flanagan, Carragher, Jones.

Good to see Sterling on the bench again.

I always thought 3 defenders on the bench was a bit much, but 4! It would of done no harm to let Eccleston or someone sit on the bench for the game. Hopefully Sterling gets 20 minutes anyway.

[greywolf]

[Trigger]

Anyone got a stream for the Liverpool match?

[6starpool]

Anyone got a stream for the Liverpool match?

Don't bother.

[Fuzzy Logic]

http://www.wiziwig.tv/broadcast.php?matchid=154331&part=sports

[Trigger]

Don't bother.

Maxi is playing Liverpool are bound to score.

[6starpool]

Maxi is playing Liverpool are bound to score.

The first choice XI struggle to score, I've not a lot of confidence that this lineup can produce goals. Even when we get it past the keeper it's the one place a defender is standing on the line.

[RasTa]

It must be really depressing to be a Liverpool season ticket holder this year.

[Fullof..It]

As much as it pains me to say it it was impressed with the lack of abuse from Liverpool fans last night on FB and today in work about Utd fecking up the League.

Any reasons for this? Are Liverpool fans classier than i thought or is it a glass house sort of thing?

[ghostface]

The first choice XI struggle to score, I've not a lot of confidence that this lineup can produce goals. Even when we get it past the keeper it's the one place a defender is standing on the line.

Really worried about next year, can't see any decent signings with no champions league

[Trigger]

As much as it pains me to say it it was impressed with the lack of abuse from Liverpool fans last night on FB and today in work about Utd fecking up the League.

Any reasons for this? Are Liverpool fans classier than i thought or is it a glass house sort of thing?

I'm probably in the minority of Liverpool fans but I would rather United win the league than city.

[6starpool]

As much as it pains me to say it it was impressed with the lack of abuse from Liverpool fans last night on FB and today in work about Utd fecking up the League.

Any reasons for this? Are Liverpool fans classier than i thought or is it a glass house sort of thing?

Part of it I'm sure is the fact that Liverpool are too rubbish to slag anyone lately, plus we all still have the feeling utd will still win the league.

[Trigger]

It must be really depressing to be a Liverpool season ticket holder this year.

Never seen so many empty seats as there is tonight.

[Fullof..It]

I'm probably in the minority of Liverpool fans but I would rather United win the league than city.

Is this because of the unfairness due to the money they have?

[Bubbleking]

It must be really depressing to be a Liverpool season ticket holder this year.

why? They get first dibs on a season ticket next year which I've heard is going to be their year

[Bubbleking]

Is this because of the unfairness due to the money they have?

because United are so poor

[Trigger]

Is this because of the unfairness due to the money they have?

Ah not really , just never liked City for some reason.

[davepoke/her]

Liverpool fan not a United hater. I couldn't give a fuck who wins the league.

[6starpool]

Never seen so many empty seats as there is tonight.

The game was sold out, but then there were returns because it was moved to a Tuesday night and those that travel less likely to go then, and the loads of empty seats at the Anfield Road end are due to Fulham returning most of their allocation. There is also the fact that people knew it was likely to be a shadow team as well.

[Fullof..It]

because United are so poor

Any logic to the argument Utd are a self made team?

[Trigger]

The game was sold out, but then there were returns because it was moved to a Tuesday night and those that travel less likely to go then, and the loads of empty seats at the Anfield Road end are due to Fulham returning most of their allocation. There is also the fact that people knew it was likely to be a shadow team as well.

ah that explains it.

[tylerdurden94]

As much as it pains me to say it it was impressed with the lack of abuse from Liverpool fans last night on FB and today in work about Utd fecking up the League.

Any reasons for this? Are Liverpool fans classier than i thought or is it a glass house sort of thing?

I seen some pretty retarded stuff last night from all different supporters on FB & Twitter but there was one or two there were a little ott in here last night.

[Lazare]

#tvwankshows is trending on twitter, I posted one but it's not showing up, anyone know why?

Some funny ones, 'how to look good wanking' 'Some mothers do wank' lol