Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 2

[Wesley Harms]

fair enough Rashers it's your site now. great gif btw, mind if I borrow it ?

right back at ya.

You are such a child.

[MrsFlushdraw]

Just heard this on the radio. Done here at the Full Tilt Studios.

http://soundcloud.com/deirdre-mclaughlin/deirdre-mc-laughlin-fire-in

[The Situation]

So this is how the pm convo went down.I sent this.

So initially i wasn't gonna satisfy your filthy needs and was gonna reply with a get your head out of the gutter style post but hey I've a cracking bod and it needs to be shared.

Me at the beach.

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Just had my tan done that morning lol.

I dabble in a bit of kickboxing

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and finally a reflective pose which shows a deeper side

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Your turn now


to which she replied:

omg thats not you is it?????


Thing got progressively filthier after that. Liz pics available for 10 euro each.

[Solskjaer]

I'm obsessed with you.

Not interested fatso. Go stalk someone else . ON IGNORE. Please return the favour

[Strewelpeter]

whos says online poker isnt rigged

I sat into a cash game recently after busting out of a tourney I'd only 160 in cash on me but I was too lazy to walk up to the ATM as there was only one guy at the table I didn't cover. I sat down and soon we played out almost exactly that hand 66 vTT on a 66T flop and even better the board 4 flushed by the river, obv it was with the one guy I didn't cover Now every time I look into my wallet I miss the 200 odd I left behind me.

[tylerdurden94]

fair enough Rashers it's your site now. great gif btw, mind if I borrow it ?

right back at ya.

Yeah no probs boss.

[liz:)]

So this is how the pm convo went down.I sent this.

So initially i wasn't gonna satisfy your filthy needs and was gonna reply with a get your head out of the gutter style post but hey I've a cracking bod and it needs to be shared.

Me at the beach.

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Just had my tan done that morning lol.

I dabble in a bit of kickboxing

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and finally a reflective pose which shows a deeper side

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Your turn now


to which she replied:

omg thats not you is it?????


Thing got progressively filthier after that. Liz pics available for 10 euro each.

lol,i got worried there,thought you were gonna tell them how i talked dirty,thanx for not showing them

[Rufio]

Corbett is really giving the catgate thing a go. Trying to get a retweet off a load of celebs etc. Would be gas if it trended....

[Emmet]

http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23Catgate

Also, its Friday. Time to get messy.

[Kayroo]

I've learned three things in the last 24 hours:

The Chopper runs Terribad at props.

MSN might be mental but I fucking adore the girl.

Corbett is currently winning the internet.

[a-k-47]

I sat into a cash game recently after busting out of a tourney I'd only 160 in cash on me but I was too lazy to walk up to the ATM as there was only one guy at the table I didn't cover. I sat down and soon we played out almost exactly that hand 66 vTT on a 66T flop and even better the board 4 flushed by the river, obv it was with the one guy I didn't cover Now every time I look into my wallet I miss the 200 odd I left behind me.

haha

same tourn, should take this down now right!?.

Limit - Level IX (75/150) - 2011/06/24 13:21:14 ET
Table '426010405 43' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: karmalover (2860 in chips)
Seat 2: D96424 (1750 in chips)
Seat 3: Avers844 (2000 in chips)
Seat 4: zokkerjoe (2425 in chips)
Seat 5: Olzem_T (3830 in chips)
Seat 6: Sasha059ru (6255 in chips)
Seat 7: LaPoCaFlame (1710 in chips)
Seat 8: V.K.(fmfan) (2760 in chips)
Seat 9: MühliJr (1035 in chips)
karmalover: posts the ante 20
D96424: posts the ante 20
Avers844: posts the ante 20
zokkerjoe: posts the ante 20
Olzem_T: posts the ante 20
Sasha059ru: posts the ante 20
LaPoCaFlame: posts the ante 20
V.K.(fmfan): posts the ante 20
MühliJr: posts the ante 20
karmalover: posts small blind 75
D96424: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to karmalover [4c 5c]
Avers844: folds
zokkerjoe: calls 150
Olzem_T: folds
Sasha059ru: calls 150
LaPoCaFlame: folds
V.K.(fmfan): folds
MühliJr: folds
karmalover: calls 75
D96424: checks
*** FLOP *** [8c 7h Tc]
karmalover: bets 300
D96424: folds
zokkerjoe: raises 450 to 750
Sasha059ru: calls 750
karmalover: raises 1940 to 2690 and is all-in
zokkerjoe: calls 1505 and is all-in
Sasha059ru: calls 1940
*** TURN *** [8c 7h Tc] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [8c 7h Tc 6c] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
karmalover: shows [4c 5c] (a straight flush, Four to Eight)
Sasha059ru: shows [Jc Qs] (a flush, Jack high)
karmalover collected 870 from side pot
zokkerjoe: shows [6h 9h] (a straight, Six to Ten)
karmalover collected 7545 from main pot

[MrsFlushdraw]

Update on the Sky issue.

I had another mail from them there saying that they are not liable for calls to the help centre even although they apologised for the terrible service.

I mailed back and guess what?? postmaster email - undeliverable

Interesting...

Anyone wish to send a test email to..

help@skycustomersupport.com

and see if it bounces back?

[DeadParrot]

lol cheers dude I didn't though, I was trying to make a joke about how the cat ended up in a better situation.

[ ] Succeeded

Have a skype interview for one of the jobs I mentioned on Wednesday after completing a few online tests yesterday. Other one needs to go through the County Enterprise Board as it's a franchise style dealio.

[x] thanked cause I got the joke

[davepoke/her]

In other news I've finally accepted the fact that I'm going bald. Had a very surreal Britney Spears like moment this morning where I was standing in front of the mirror with a scissors and M3 blade wondering if I should just get rid of the fucking lot.

[KevIRL]

Corbett is currently winning the internet.

Just caught up on the thread. And this this this this

[Emmet]

In other news I've finally accepted the fact that I'm going bald. Had a very surreal Britney Spears like moment this morning where I was standing in front of the mirror with a scissors and M3 blade wondering if I should just get rid of the fucking lot.

Promised myself that when it gets to the stage where I'm contemplating shaving it, then it's time to get the blade out.

Hopefully I still have 15/25 years of the shtuff though!

[Donkathon]

Am I the only one who lol @ that cat thread reminding me of the fun on the IrishOpen live stream

(sorry mahony92)

[Guest]

Am I the only one who lol @ that cat thread reminding me of the fun on the IrishOpen live stream

(sorry mahony92)

His was a ginger cat surely were you in the fitz last night at final table?

[DeadParrot]

just wondering does anyone know how to transfer tracks in media player library for one user profile to my guest login on vista? or any programme for that matter? like i have boyles in my user login but not guest!

easiest thing to do is aim the media library at the profile's my music folder?

[Lazare]

I think anyone who posted it would have got a truckload of abuse and rightly so.

Probably true, and yes rightly so, but I doubt they would've gotten such venomous abuse.

I do agree comments not relating to the incident are OTT though.

This is my point, I was far more disgusted at responses than I was at the 'incident' and I love cats.*


*

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with some chargrilled asparagus JOKE JOKE

[Hyzepher]

Jeez - is there no humour left on IPB?

[Rufio]

Promised myself that when it gets to the stage where I'm contemplating shaving it, then it's time to get the blade out.

Hopefully I still have 15/25 years of the shtuff though!

I think if I ever reach the point of baldness I'll go for the male equivalent of a boob job and get a hair transplant or similar...

I really do not have the headshape/facial features to pull off the bald look....

[Emmet]

Jeez - is there no humour left on IPB?

Yourself and A_CE should get together and work on some material.

[Guest]

Yourself and A_CE should get together and work on some material.

Miaow

[Lazare]

You are such a child.

Not interested fatso. Go stalk someone else . ON IGNORE. Please return the favour

Will the two of you just cop the fuck on and stop acting like gimps, I like the two of you, you're both grown ups and you're both important cogs in this community wheel (imo), have a virtual hand shake and stop acting like three year olds.

[Emmet]

Will the two of you just cop the fuck on and stop acting like gimps, I like the two of you, you're both grown ups and you're both important cogs in this community wheel (imo), have a virtual hand shake and stop acting like three year olds.

[DeadParrot]

Yourself and A_CE should get together and work on some material.

[Rufio]

Lack of sunshine putting everyone on edge.

We need a bit of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM

[Emmet]

Raining Cats and Dogs at home eh?

Free wine in t-58 minutes.

[Donkathon]

His was a ginger cat surely were you in the fitz last night at final table?

Nope wasn't me although I'm feeling twitchy in this rain might head up tonight

[MrsFlushdraw]

Peter Falk of Columbo fame died - aged 83

RIP

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/06/24/columbo-star-peter-falk-dead-at-83-report-says/

[Megatron]

Peter Falk of Columbo fame died - aged 83

RIP

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.c...3-report-says/

Saw that, defo not going to help my current Twitter project

[tylerdurden94]

Every episode of “The Wire” opens with a line of dialogue that appears later in that episode. Generally, it offers some insight to theme or characterization (Bunk’s “A man must have a code”); sometimes it’s one of the series’ classic lines (Omar’s “You come at the king, you best not miss”); and in a couple instances it’s not dialogue at all (the Season 4 finale’s “If animal trapped call 410-844-6286″). My favorite: Kima’s “If I hear music, I’m gonna dance.”

This supercut compiles, in order, all the scenes where a character says the episode’s epigraph. If you’ve never seen “The Wire,” it won’t do much for you. But then, if you’ve never seen “The Wire,” you don’t do much for me. Just watch it already. The reason everyone raves about how it’s the best TV show ever made is because it’s the best TV show ever made. You’re not being cool by holding out. Do yourself the favor of watching sixty awesome hours of TV.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqNNpGlUKHw

[Keane]

Princess Bride narrator too - what a hero.

[Rufio]

Mentioned this earlier, go to the end of this video to check out the countdown connundrum. Absolutely epic countdown!
Check from 32:15 onwards

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb6jBVURC7g&feature=sh_e_sl&list=SL

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I'm not talking about the fact that Jeff Stelling is wearing a pair of tights btw

[Flushdraw]

^^^ I'm trying but wtf with all the ads. 4 so far and i've seen nothing!

Not quite a slowroll tho, he'd want to be an idiot to slowroll there!

[Rufio]

^^^ I'm trying but wtf with all the ads. 4 so far and i've seen nothing!

Not quite a slowroll tho, he'd want to be an idiot to slowroll there!

Ah I know it's not, the guy is definitely just stabbing in the dark, seems pretty shocked when he found out he was right. I'd say the ads are c4od related.

[Lazare]

i really want to put up that scene in the wire where dutch kills the meawing cat

but cant find it anywhere doh
someone please find it

Yo, you be searchin in the wrong place yo

look here yo

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I read that post earlier, I can't believe nobody pointed him in the right direction, too busy thinking about pussy obv

[Lazare]

Just one more thing..........

[tylerdurden94]

Yo, you be searchin in the wrong place yo

look here yo

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I read that post earlier, I can't believe nobody pointed him in the right direction, too busy thinking about pussy obv

Like a boss not paying close enough attention Mr Lazare

[Lazare]

Like a boss not paying close enough attention Mr Lazare

I was too busy thinking of Pussy obv

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I have you on ignore

[tylerdurden94]

I was too busy thinking of Pussy obv

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I have you on ignore

Too gargled from making Mojitos

[Keane]

Too gargled from making Mojitos

That's a low blow. And he was coherent enough for an absolute mess of a drunk

[Lazare]

I must say a big thanks to Deadparrot for one particular MK choice.

I said in the previous MK game when ionapaul picked 'Kashmir' that I find it difficult to 'get' Led Zeppelin, I liked them generally but couldn't quite love them.

DP posted 'Ramble On' and I've been hooked ever since, I fucking love them now.

Btw, is Ramble On written about Lord of The Rings?

[Keane]

Lack of sunshine putting everyone on edge.

We need a bit of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM

Speaking of this - where the fuck is The Rigger!?

[Lazare]

Too gargled from making Mojitos

FU pall, you're going on ignore now

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[Keane]

I must say a big thanks to Deadparrot for one particular MK choice.

I said in the previous MK game when ionapaul picked 'Kashmir' that I find it difficult to 'get' Led Zeppelin, I liked them generally but couldn't quite love them.

DP posted 'Ramble On' and I've been hooked ever since, I fucking love them now.

Btw, is Ramble On written about Lord of The Rings?

Some of their songs definitely reference LOTR - don't know about Ramble On in particular, although if you suspected it randomly I guess it's pretty likely.

Rush have songs about LOTR as well AFAIK.

[Emmet]

If you had to be infamous, what would it be for?

in·fa·mous/ˈinfəməs/Adjective
1. Well known for some bad quality or deed.
2. Wicked; abominable: "infamous misconduct".

[Lazare]

I feel like Elshambo with all these un-necessary

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spoilers

[Lazare]

Some of their songs definitely reference LOTR - don't know about Ramble On in particular, although if you suspected it randomly I guess it's pretty likely.

Rush have songs about LOTR as well AFAIK.

It mentions Moldor and Gollom

[tylerdurden94]

That's a low blow. And he was coherent enough for an absolute mess of a drunk

FU pall, you're going on ignore now

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No digs no nothing, great video loved the stuff, makes his own Vuvuzela sounds to add to the overall effect of the videos, just epic

[Emmet]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrITbn8vy4Y

I giggle a lot everytime during this

[Keane]

If you had to be infamous, what would it be for?

in·fa·mous/ˈinfəməs/Adjective
1. Well known for some bad quality or deed.
2. Wicked; abominable: "infamous misconduct".

Polyamory ldo.

[mocata]

Easyjet do flights to the Dam from belfast, around 50-90 each way IIRC, worth checking out

[Keane]

It mentions Moldor and Gollom

And you had to ask!?

Get back behind the bar rummy.

[Keane]

Anybody know anything about this Alvarez guy Arsenal are supposed to be signing?

[coillcam]

Anybody know anything about this Alvarez guy Arsenal are supposed to be signing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOYCKI3q7mA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeSIgyfG1sc

[Keane]

Cliffs?

[flahavaj]

I never played a game of poker in my life but I was told this place was good craic, so don't let me down lads.

[Keane]

I never played a game of poker in my life but I was told this place was good craic, so don't let me down lads.

Read the stuff about Michelle stealing the cat - there's something like that every week