Bad Beat/Moaning/Venting - pray for Lazare

[The Situation]

Celtic could set a record goals conceeded total in that group.

[Flushdraw]

As much as we all enjoyed the fairytale of Leicester winning the league, this is not the group that a part of us may have wished for such as a Messi inspired Barcelona for a Pat Hickeyesque "putting back in their box".

Yeah, they actually received a winable group. Your lot could hardly have hand-picked a better group too. Should be 4/4 for FPL qualification for the KO stages (and Arsenal to be sent packing them obv )

[CHDad]

Celtic could set a record goals conceeded total in that group.

Legia will run them close.

[tipp86]

It's just a normal bookies so the prices will be close to what you get from PP/b365 etc.

And the exchange prices are the exchange prices.

They seem pretty quick to restrict betting on the SB side - i'm the dictionary definition of a mug punter and they set my betting limits really low and push me to bet on the exchange instead

They charge a premium on big winning accounts on the exchange also.

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[Guest]

Had an In-and-Out Burger over the weekend. Don't know wtf the fuss is about. Eddie's is better.

[rounders123]

[poprock]

Where does one go for a proper health check,
Local gp aren't worth a wank, 60 euro, you have a virus, bye

I want to check for the top 5 common cancers,
I want bloods, potential future illnesses etc
Heart status, diet status etc
I don't mind paying 500 euro, I just want something better than
Oh 60 euro you will be grand local doctor

Basically I want to catch things before it's too late, I like living

Anyone ever got a decent anylsis on their current body,

[Guest]

Can't really screen for cancer without a biopsy afaik..

Otherwise try this place:

http://www.chartermedical.ie/clinics/health-screening-clinic/executive-screen/

Had some dealings with them and they're v professional.

[Tar.Aldarion]

That slap and point from Nate, what a legend.

[V for Vendetta]

Where does one go for a proper health check,
Local gp aren't worth a wank, 60 euro, you have a virus, bye

I want to check for the top 5 common cancers,
I want bloods, potential future illnesses etc
Heart status, diet status etc
I don't mind paying 500 euro, I just want something better than
Oh 60 euro you will be grand local doctor

Basically I want to catch things before it's too late, I like living

Anyone ever got a decent anylsis on their current body,

You can get a DNA test done by dnafit. You can get a full exec health screening at the Blackrock clinic (or some health practice that you rate) which would give you some of what you've asked for.

[V for Vendetta]

Anyone watching master of photography on sky arts? They are doing landscapes in Kerry tonight. Incredible stuff.

[Lord Sir Banter]

That slap and point from Nate, what a legend.

He's a hero. If McTapout can submit him by the middle of the second next time, they'll be square.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Where does one go for a proper health check,
Local gp aren't worth a wank, 60 euro, you have a virus, bye

I want to check for the top 5 common cancers,
I want bloods, potential future illnesses etc
Heart status, diet status etc
I don't mind paying 500 euro, I just want something better than
Oh 60 euro you will be grand local doctor

Basically I want to catch things before it's too late, I like living

Anyone ever got a decent anylsis on their current body,

dont bbv yourself, they'll end up naming a disease after you.

[poprock]

A good read on aresnals new striker

https://moarfootball.com/2016/08/25/a-deportivo-la-coruna-fan-on-lucas-perez/

[mocata]

Ox well worth a visit in Belfast. Stix and stones good for a steak man. Duke of York, Harp bar and whole cathedral quarter for a pub crawl. Black taxi cab tour worth an afternoon. w5/titanic if it's raining.

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[V for Vendetta]

(contemplating) buying a house is stressful. Went to go see one this evening that I think i might end up bidding on and am tense ever since. Also, good lol at the amount of nosey neighbours that turn up for house viewings.

I'd find it very tricky to know what I'd want in your shoes. You could be anywhere in the world in 5 years time and yet having a base of operations would be nice.

[Strewelpeter]

(contemplating) buying a house is stressful. Went to go see one this evening that I think i might end up bidding on and am tense ever since. Also, good lol at the amount of nosey neighbours that turn up for house viewings.

Tough business, a nephew has been going through it for a few months now and whatever about him I'm ridiculously stressed about it

Probably of no interest to you these days but there are 18 acres with recently built good quality stud buildings and FPP for a two story house up for sale up the road from me.
Can't find it online, there is no auctioneer name just a sign with a mobile.

[Emmet]

one for those living in Engerland me thinks (Emmet) but which is the best sim only zero/1 month deal on the go at the minute

Giff Gaff coverage at home is shit, work not much better

Was looking at ID but for all the bought (?) industry reviews the comments sections are constantly screaming no go

Talk Talk supposed to be ropey as well

Cheers

http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/hukd-sim-only-thread-cheapest-sim-only-deals-free-sim-offers-2481975

[Guest]

Yeah? Thought blood cell counts gave some indication of a generalised presence of cancer? Or maybe hemoglobins, but don't really know what they are

No idea tbh. Just threw in a totally uninformed opinion there.

[rounders123]

Avoid wearing a flat cap in Belfast

[Lazare]

Where does one go for a proper health check,
Local gp aren't worth a wank, 60 euro, you have a virus, bye

I want to check for the top 5 common cancers,
I want bloods, potential future illnesses etc
Heart status, diet status etc
I don't mind paying 500 euro, I just want something better than
Oh 60 euro you will be grand local doctor

Basically I want to catch things before it's too late, I like living

Anyone ever got a decent anylsis on their current body,

Went to my wife's doc today myself, have a lung infection going on four weeks. She put me on a course of antibiotics for that but she's also sending me off for bloods to check for all manner of ills. Depends on your doc I suppose but this one was great.

Is it a bad sign that the first thing I did when I opened the prescription was google whether I can drink?

[CHDad]

Is it a bad sign that the first thing I did when I opened the prescription was google whether I can drink?

It's my top search.

[Strewelpeter]

spotted it i think - the house was underwhelming

I think thats a house across the road you saw, that one is going to be a tough sell allsorts of issues with it being sited in the middle of a farm and being sold involuntarily.

This place I'm talking about has no house just a permission... Theres a map link
and the Kcoco Planning Number is 10340

[Lazare]

It's my top search.

Google said I could. Whoop

[bohsman]

Went to my wife's doc today myself, have a lung infection going on four weeks. She put me on a course of antibiotics for that but she's also sending me off for bloods to check for all manner of ills. Depends on your doc I suppose but this one was great.

Is it a bad sign that the first thing I did when I opened the prescription was google whether I can drink?

Got diagnosed with asthma a couple of months ago, cleared a cough I've had for 20 odd years up nicely. One doctor in St James told me that 65% of Irish people have breathing problems so I should just live with it around 10 years ago.

[Raoul Duke III]

I knew it was a savage brutal game but I didn't know you are allowed knee lads in the face and use elbows to the head.
Thats horrible to look at; yiz are all sick fucks if that's what turns ye on.

Thought I would ingratiate myself with new boss by delivering resounding denunciation of MMA and all who sail in her. Turns out the fucker is a massive fan.

Doh etc.

[Lazare]

Got diagnosed with asthma a couple of months ago, cleared a cough I've had for 20 odd years up nicely. One doctor in St James told me that 65% of Irish people have breathing problems so I should just live with it around 10 years ago.

Ffs, shows how important it is to get a second opinion.

[Raoul Duke III]

Off to Belfast myself soon for a night. What to do? Planning on Titanic Quarter and a feed of sea food in Mournes. Anything else I should put on the list?

If you haven't booked a place and are willing to travel in\out of Belfast, Newforge House is a class spot.

With added home-made gin.

[Lazare]

lol, was reading tweets about British Bake off on twitter and came across this beauty. She's basically posting google images of cakes and passing them off as her own, I used reverse image search to catch her out...

[cooker3]

Yeah, they actually received a winable group. Your lot could hardly have hand-picked a better group too. Should be 4/4 for FPL qualification for the KO stages (and Arsenal to be sent packing them obv )

I think UEFA got confused and gave them the standard easy United group.

[eamonhonda]

lol, was reading tweets about British Bake off on twitter and came across this beauty. She's basically posting google images of cakes and passing them off as her own, I used reverse image search to catch her out...

She didnt like that. Poor defence, yeah I used that recipe. So she cooked something and posted the picture from the recipe she was following instead of her own haha. Badly caught

[hotspur]

I think UEFA got confused and gave them the standard easy United group.

When Flushdraw posted the draw I looked through it thinking "Let's see what ridiculously easy draw United have this year...oh yeah!"

[Guest]

lol, was reading tweets about British Bake off on twitter and came across this beauty. She's basically posting google images of cakes and passing them off as her own, I used reverse image search to catch her out...

She didnt like that. Poor defence, yeah I used that recipe. So she cooked something and posted the picture from the recipe she was following instead of her own haha. Badly caught

A) Why do ye care?

&

B) Even though I don't care, I clicked on the link, she says her husband makes them!?

Click on the link of the husband, says he is a full time carer for his wife

The pics are clearly professional food pics but leave them at it

[Guest]

http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/hukd...offers-2481975

Legend!

[CHDad]

She didnt like that. Poor defence, yeah I used that recipe. So she cooked something and posted the picture from the recipe she was following instead of her own haha. Badly caught

[TheDrunkenOne]

Who is the guy in the thank tab on here ( Pic which you click to thank a post)

Always reminds me of this guy and wouldnt mind if it was changed?

[CHDad]

It's this guy

[Lord Sir Banter]

m8

[TheDrunkenOne]

It's this guy

Who is?

[Lord Sir Banter]

https://www.google.ie/search?client=ms-android-h3g-ie&ei=K62_V5z9Oor-UJ6ak_AB&q=el+tren+poker&oq=el+tren+poker&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.3...8093.9518.0.10849.7.7.0.0.0.0.415.1650.0j1j3j1j1.6.0....0...1c.1j4.64.mobile-gws-serp..1.5.1393...0j0i22i30k1.VmBmqAqo-pQ

[DeadParrot]

Thought I would ingratiate myself with new boss by delivering resounding denunciation of MMA and all who sail in her. Turns out the fucker is a massive fan.

Doh etc.

That's just poor planning. You should have had two arguments and opened the conversation with what do you think of mma.

[ionapaul]

Ox well worth a visit in Belfast. Stix and stones good for a steak man. Duke of York, Harp bar and whole cathedral quarter for a pub crawl. Black taxi cab tour worth an afternoon. w5/titanic if it's raining.

Am also off to Belfast in a few weeks for a Sat night and have a reservation at Ox, so will deliver feedback here in due course - looks very decent indeed. Is the black taxi tour a better use of time than the Titanic experience?

[mocata]

hmm, tough one. depends on your interests, if in Dublin would you choose glasnevin tour or science library exhibits? Both appealing in very different ways. Titanic exhibition is brilliantly done and very polished, taxi tour more organic but quality could be pot luck. I would favour taxi though, could end up a far richer experience with a bit of insight into why nordies are they way we are.

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[Raoul Duke III]

That's just poor planning. You should have had two arguments and opened the conversation with what do you think of mma.

balls to the wall m8

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[Tar.Aldarion]

You gotta like what you like and own it. Every American that we are dealing with recently has been spouting about McGregor and I love hearing my boss going, nah not really into that on the phone a few times a day.


There's an art exhibition for charity today in stoney batter for charity if anybody is interested. All the art is between €20-€100 which is is seriously undervaluing things. Also selling jewelry, photography etc.

I want to stick this layered glass on my wall.

SPOILER

[Raoul Duke III]

You gotta like what you like and own it. Every American that we are dealing with recently has been spouting about McGregor and I love hearing my boss going, nah not really into that on the phone a few times a day.


There's an art exhibition for charity today in stoney batter for charity if anybody is interested. All the art is between €20-€100 which is is seriously undervaluing things. Also selling jewelry, photography etc.

I want to stick this layered glass on my wall.

SPOILER

that hipster mess makes me want to vomit (in the interests of continuing my new straight-talkin' man persona)

[eamonhonda]

Wheres the exhibition tar?

[V for Vendetta]

What does a DNA test do for you?

It shows genetic weaknesses and things like a propensity for certain cancers etc. You can than eat certain foods or take preventive action to reduce the risks if necessary. It focuses you on the individual needs of your body. That's what I thought he was asking for...

[Tar.Aldarion]

Wheres the exhibition tar?

oh yeah, jaja studios - be warned, it's a hipster affair

http://i.imgur.com/Mou2eD8.jpg

https://www.facebook.com/Jaja-Studios-Stoneybatter-234465603368370/

[Lazare]

I need to get a complicated (for me) excel calculation sheet designed. Are there companies out there that offer that service? Or do any of you excel wizards want a nixer?

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[V for Vendetta]

I need to get a complicated (for me) excel calculation sheet designed. Are there companies out there that offer that service? Or do any of you excel wizards want a nixer?

want to give a brief description? It might be quite straightforward.

Generally I'd go with Hitch's suggestion Conor. If you need pretty complex Managenent information systems using Excel or Access databases my company does that.

[AndyFatBastard]

Ugh, Friday morning hangovers. We're having "Team Time" so everyone is chatting and eating cakes I can't eat. I just want to hide in a quiet corner.

[Strewelpeter]

The Whole area of commercial DNA testing is as dodgy as fuck at the moment. Beyond the the specific diagnostic needs they can cater for they are in the business of trying to exploit a market beyond the current relevance of their understanding. Being commercial they will give out oodles of mostly meaningless information and have to cover their asses by pointing out every single possible known correlation no matter how irrelevant.

There is also an ethical minefield and all sorts of unintended consequences of widespread predictive testing to consider.

Tom Shakespeare did a very good piece for radio recently on the subject of prenatal screening. link

[Guest]

RDIII ,Heres a great vid to get uou back in with the bossof MCG and the backstage build up and aftermath of the fight,really well put together, what a life.

https://m.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4zmdf5/mans_work_conor_mcgregor_ufc_202_redemption/

official Ireland and Rte Radio 1listeners are never going to get it
Anytime I hear people online moaning about cockfighting etc for some reason I get this mental picture of a guy with elbow patches on his jacket starting a conversation in a pub about a great Fintan O Tools article he read the other day