Bad beat/Moaning/Venting thread - BabyforV

[luckforsome]

...Pilot Light not turning on on the Gas fire...Tried turning it off for 5 minutes followed by restarting it...Anyone have ideas of how to fix it?...or else anyone in Drimnagh that has knowledge and working?...My mams guy is unavailable right now to do it (plus expensive as fuck hehe)...

[eamonhonda]

Getting used to this Google inbox, is it fully open yet

[AndyFatBastard]

Oracle is the devils hellspawn

It is known. That's why His hellions get paid the most money, which is why I am learning His dark arts.

[tipp86]

Showbox.apk + https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...oid.bubbleupnp

I have showbox which was relatively simple. I expected the app to appear on my tv for some reason but this is obviously not the case unless im doing it wrong. Ive XBMC sort of set up as its very complicated to my technology mind but I am getting there.

If you can recommend any must haves on that Id appreciate it. Im disapointed I ahve to head off to work and give up on it for the night.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Getting used to this Google inbox, is it fully open yet

Open? Wot? Couldnt get used to it, only tried for a few mins mind you.

[eamonhonda]

Open? Wot? Couldnt get used to it, only tried for a few mins mind you.

Is it still invite only I mean?

[Percy007]

Christmas Edition of The Final Furlong Podcast is now available for your consumption. Just click on the link you filthy animals.

http://www.theirishfield.ie/the-fina...pecial-171639/

For followers of this, Coral have enhanced Faugheen to 6/1 for new accounts, prob only 10 max but not bad for a 4/9 shot.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Is it still invite only I mean?

No idea.

[eamonhonda]

For followers of this, Coral have enhanced Faugheen to 6/1 for new accounts, prob only 10 max but not bad for a 4/9 shot.

5er max but yeah still great

[Lord Sir Banter]

Apparently I called the little lady up around 7am on Sunday morning to let her know that the only movie Michael Owen has ever seen was Cool Runnings.
Thankfully she loved the bantz though.

[eamonhonda]

Apparently I called the little lady up around 7am on Sunday morning to let her know that the only movie Michael Owen has ever seen was Cool Runnings.
Thankfully she loved the bantz though.

Pity you were wrong. He has seen 5 movies

[DeadParrot]

It is known. That's why His hellions get paid the most money, which is why I am learning His dark arts.

I've a book literally a foot thick on oracle on my desk which makes me seem like a super genius anytime I've to venture into that dark wasteland and sort something for someone who deskdrops. It really is not a user friendly application. I suppose I have a mssql bias

[DeadParrot]

I have showbox which was relatively simple. I expected the app to appear on my tv for some reason but this is obviously not the case unless im doing it wrong. Ive XBMC sort of set up as its very complicated to my technology mind but I am getting there.

If you can recommend any must haves on that Id appreciate it. Im disapointed I ahve to head off to work and give up on it for the night.

showbox on your phone/tablet ok?
the app I mentioned above installed on same
uncheck play on external player on showbox.
you will be given a list of options
click the bubble option
cast to chromecast
jobs a good un

[hotspur]

Apparently I called the little lady up around 7am on Sunday morning to let her know that the only movie Michael Owen has ever seen was Cool Runnings.
Thankfully she loved the bantz though.

An update on this. I recalled this from many years ago, but recently Mr Owen has notched up his 8th film. In October he sent these two Tweets:

Watched my eighth ever film on the flight home. Must have been bored. #HateFilms

Films I've been forced to watch: Rocky Heat Ghost Jurassic Park Cool Runnings Seabiscuit Karate Kid Forest Gump

So she may need a 5am update tomorrow morning.

[Mike]

Sitting the VMware VCP next month. 60%+ fail rate for first timers. Cram time come the 5th of January.

Also this is class. Portal is such a quality game.

I passed my VCP in september. I have a pdf study guide somewhere if you need it.

[ArmaniJeans]

It's been a great year. Thanks for being a part of it.

[Wesley Harms]

It's been a great year. Thanks for being a part of it.

Wp IPB KevMath

[AndyFatBastard]

I've a book literally a foot thick on oracle on my desk which makes me seem like a super genius anytime I've to venture into that dark wasteland and sort something for someone who deskdrops. It really is not a user friendly application. I suppose I have a mssql bias

There's a simple solution to your woes: Hire me.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Pity you were wrong. He has seen 5 movies

Yea I did research last night obv.

An update on this. I recalled this from many years ago, but recently Mr Owen has notched up his 8th film. In October he sent these two Tweets:






So she may need a 5am update tomorrow morning.

Must send him some suggestions.
Re(re-re-re-re-re)-watched What about Bob last night, top notch.

[DeadParrot]

I passed my VCP in september. I have a pdf study guide somewhere if you need it.

yes please

[DeadParrot]

underloved xmas song and a hell of a guitar wanker performance.
Would love to be able to play this tbf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeRDdzJgeD0

[Lord Sir Banter]

Would like to see a pic of Flushdraw with a beard. May be forced to mock one up on paintbrush if none exist.

[coillcam]

I passed my VCP in september. I have a pdf study guide somewhere if you need it.

Cheers, I think I may have the same one. Will definitely take it off you. Work put me on the fast track 5.5 course a few weeks back so I have loads of material. Pinged a week in the burlo for the duration. The georgian rugby team were there too, small bunch of lads.

[MrsFlushdraw]

Some women may think they don't like beards, but then they are with a real man with a beard, masculinity oozes from him, but with a soft sofistication and a tender strength in his eyes... and they can't go back to baby face.


Saw two very good films recently, snowpiercer and nightcrawler, now to try and keep this level of quality up.

There are times when I do admire them, but not if said beard will be getting up close and personal to me! Some folk don't suit the baby faced look. I don't mind Tony with a bit of growth but would not be into a full beard.

Would like to see a pic of Flushdraw with a beard. May be forced to mock one up on paintbrush if none exist.

Mock one up please as you wont see the real thing. Not on my watch

[eamonhonda]

Time for flushdraw to show who's boss imo, she's walking all over ya mate

[DeadParrot]

Mock one up please as you wont see the real thing. Not on my watch

This


to this




serious potential imo

[DeadParrot]

That being said, even with an image of a cleanshaven flushdraw, the tache is still there, a physic memory that'll never fade

[Lord Sir Banter]

That being said, even with an image of a cleanshaven flushdraw, the tache is still there, a physic memory that'll never fade

Doesn't look like you used paintbrush to me, nriyh

[DeadParrot]

Doesn't look like you used paintbrush to me, nriyh

pro moves

[Lord Sir Banter]

pro moves

[SatNav]

...Pilot Light not turning on on the Gas fire...Tried turning it off for 5 minutes followed by restarting it...Anyone have ideas of how to fix it?...or else anyone in Drimnagh that has knowledge and working?...My mams guy is unavailable right now to do it (plus expensive as fuck hehe)...

Did you try lighting it with a lighter, ours went yrs ago so we just held down switch and used a match or lighter .

[eamonhonda]

Did you try lighting it with a lighter, ours went yrs ago so we just held down switch and used a match or lighter .

Maybe some lynx if it's not taking off

[TheDrunkenOne]

QQ. Thorpe park or Alton Towers?

Gonna book a weekend for daughter's birthday next year and no idea which to go for?

[Lord Sir Banter]

The last time I saw the nephew, he educated me on proper Lynx usage.. He uses two types of lynx, first Africa, followed shortly thereafter by Lynx Peace.

Lock up your daughters.

[DeadParrot]

The last time I saw the nephew, he educated me on proper Lynx usage.. He uses two types of lynx, first Africa, followed shortly thereafter by Lynx Peace.

Lock up your daughters.

Lynx has a bad rep.
That nephew is drowning in wears

[Loopz]

QQ. Thorpe park or Alton Towers?

Gonna book a weekend for daughter's birthday next year and no idea which to go for?

Never been to Thorpe but Alton towers is class.

[tylerdurden94]

Getting used to this Google inbox, is it fully open yet

I've been using it for awhile now but I'm still not sure if I'm liking it.

[eamonhonda]

I've been using it for awhile now but I'm still not sure if I'm liking it.

Took me a bit of using both but I'm pretty sure I'm converted at this stage

[Strewelpeter]

I've been using it for awhile now but I'm still not sure if I'm liking it.

Took me a bit of using both but I'm pretty sure I'm converted at this stage

I find it great for clearing out all the shiet but I still look at the old one more often when on the move.
It seems more like a tool for dealing with mail than for browsing it.
Its remarkably good at categorising everything into the right places.

[gorrrr72]

QQ. Thorpe park or Alton Towers?

Gonna book a weekend for daughter's birthday next year and no idea which to go for?

Alton Towers is good, never been to Thorpe Park. Drayton Manor Park is good too. Try and go off season. When I lived in the midlands we used to make provisional plans to go (weather permitting) and have a blast when there is no queues.
I Remember going on the G-Force in DMP 3 times in a row without getting off, everytime we got back the staff just asked did anyone want to get off, everyone shouts no, and off we go again. Couldn't walk straight for half an hour.

[Strewelpeter]

An update on this. I recalled this from many years ago, but recently Mr Owen has notched up his 8th film. In October he sent these two Tweets:

Films I've been forced to watch: Rocky Heat Ghost Jurassic Park Cool Runnings Seabiscuit Karate Kid Forest Gump

So she may need a 5am update tomorrow morning.

Jaysus Its no wonder he hates films.

[TheDrunkenOne]

boylepoker not working?

[dobby]

He made a pretty great documentary called Sound City defo check it out.

Finally got around to this. Just finished it. Any music fan or documentary fan that hasn't seen it. Get on it. One of the most amazing programmes I have ever seen!! Fantastically done and an amazing story.

[DeadParrot]

The greatest piece of marketing of all time?
The south park you can't see it strategy

http://gizmodo.com/sony-pictures-will-screen-the-interview-after-all-1674536006?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_twitter&utm_source=gizmodo_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

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[DeadParrot]

One hates to use the voice of this idiot but in general it seems like a bit of a false flag issue compared to what we should be concentrating on.

Oh yeah it was genius in a way.
The hack happened. Turn the media into who/why did it as apposed to the information that was released. A touch of the snowdens and they get a guaranteed #1 box office at Xmas.

[gorrrr72]

So how has everyone been? Any stories?

Found an injured cat on the road today, brought it to the vet, poor thing had a broken neck and had to be euthanized, my daughter was in bits, so was the missus.

You asked.

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[gorrrr72]

So how has everyone been? Any stories?

In other news, just stuck in a 180 while practicing between breaks while watching the world darts.
4th one in 25 years, thinking of turning pro.

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[SatNav]

So how has everyone been? Any stories?

was carrying a suitcase up the stairs this eve and heard a crunch in between my shoulder blades more over to the left and holy fuck am I sore now , colm has a crick in his neck. The stench of Deep Heat in this house is fucking woeful right now.

We had planned an awesome night of gymnastics LOL at that!

gonna be an awesome night

SPOILER

[Lord Sir Banter]

Cats run bad in these parts.

[Mike]

Cheers, I think I may have the same one. Will definitely take it off you. Work put me on the fast track 5.5 course a few weeks back so I have loads of material. Pinged a week in the burlo for the duration. The georgian rugby team were there too, small bunch of lads.

yes please

pm sent

[DeadParrot]

just a quick idea...being drunk and all.
wouldnt it be nice to do an ego search on your top thanked posts?
it'd be quite simple to implement

select m.msgid, m.userid, count(t.thanks)
from posts m 
join thanks t on m.msgid=t.msgid
group by m.userid, m.msgid
order by 3 desc

jesus I shouldnt do this drunk

[Lord Sir Banter]

just a quick idea...being drunk and all.
wouldnt it be nice to do an ego search on your top thanked posts?
it'd be quite simple to implement

select m.msgid, m.userid, count(t.thanks)
from posts m 
join thanks t on m.msgid=t.msgid
group by m.userid, m.msgid
order by 3 desc

jesus I shouldnt do this drunk

I believe Dom did one for me previously. Top quality stuff to be fair.

[DeadParrot]

Its rather weird though - let's not protest the govs we know hacking all our data (e.g. Brits spying on all Irish data comms), but instead turn this into a NK vs rest of world Die Hard scenario where if we all watch a dumbass movie we've made a stand against cyberwar.

I'd imagine ye've trashed out all these points though during my absence, so will leave it at that

forget Irish data and think global.
This is pretty much what happened with snowden, it's the defacto move now to go for the leaker rather than the info leaked.
It's funny, when it first came out people thought the whole thing was a hoax to promote the movie.
In a weird way, Sony has turned it into exactly that. Kudos to the PR people.

[eamonhonda]

just a quick idea...being drunk and all.
wouldnt it be nice to do an ego search on your top thanked posts?
it'd be quite simple to implement

select m.msgid, m.userid, count(t.thanks)
from posts m 
join thanks t on m.msgid=t.msgid
group by m.userid, m.msgid
order by 3 desc

jesus I shouldnt do this drunk

I believe Dom did one for me previously. Top quality stuff to be fair.

Yes mate been done, shite enough drunk coding go again

[gorrrr72]

In the old days we used to carry shovels in our carboots for this very reason.

/ can imagine though the daughter would be absolutely traumatised

I wouldn't have the heart to whack an animal to death, although I know it's probably the best thing to do.

Yeah, she is 11 and although traumatizing, I think it's a lesson in life for her.
She has a lot of empathy for people and animals, if anything she is probably a bit soft but we are both like that so I guess that's not surprising.

[luckforsome]

...Extremely random, but about 5/6 weeks ago, someone stuck a post up looking for help finding someone...he only had certain details of her, and was wondering if anyone could help track her down...did that person find her, and is it possible to find the post...I've managed to track down 5 people tonight that I haven't spoken to in years , probably because thy hate me...but would love to try find the girl for whatever chap it was...