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there literally is one of these for every occasionOriginally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post
People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
Get a shiny metal Revolut card! And a free tenner!
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I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for thatComment
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What do I need to do to be able to vote in the upcoming abortion referendum? Just went to checktheregister.ie and all my details are in it is that sufficient?"you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)Comment
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That's all you need , polling card should arrive at your address in plenty of time and if it doesn't ID will do.Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View PostTurning millions into thousandsComment
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Sounds like the bird is asking, not tylerdurden.Comment
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostI think it might have been Liam MAckey, it was some music Journo on the radio the other day saying that they believed that every man keeps getting the same haircut he had the last time he was happy.
It's a great line... looks like Zuck hasn't been happy since he was about 8 years old
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lol Hamilton and Beglin went a full 20 seconds thinking a disallowed goal stood. How did they not notice??Comment
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Honestly he's been a good servant but senility has definitely set inOriginally posted by zuutroy View PostProfit before people.Comment
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lol RTE commentators are so bad, Real have a goal dissalowed for a clear offside and neither of them cop it for over a minute, even when the Juve keeper is taking the free out
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looks like I was late to the party
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Football lads
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Keeper definitely should have saved it thoComment
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Is Ronaldo immune from yellow cards for diving??Comment
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Is it still a dive if you really, truly believe you're fouled every time you don't score?Originally posted by premierstone View PostComment
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I'm not sure but in other news Harry Kane has claimed the second Juventus goalOriginally posted by Keane View Post
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Lol goalkeeper. CL knockouts consistently deliverComment
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Sergio Ramos to get world player of the year after this performance!Comment
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Pigs flying past the blue moon as soccer delivers for the fourth night in a weekTurning millions into thousandsComment
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Madrid press will start linking Bale with Man Utd in morning!Originally posted by Dice75 View PostComment
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Follow Gary Lineker on Twitter?Originally posted by premierstone View PostI'm not sure but in other news Harry Kane has claimed the second Juventus goalComment
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God no, no self repsecting gooner would do anything as low as thatOriginally posted by dobby View PostComment
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...Absolutel fucking scenes in champions league!!!...Comment
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Is the peno a fair call ?Turning millions into thousandsComment
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...Possibly yeah, it was just a stupid challenge to make...But kust unlucky at that time of the match...Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostComment
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I think so anyway. Watching it in pub beside casino in Barcelona with a bunch of Italian dealers. They're going bonkersOriginally posted by Strewelpeter View PostRedbet at the Dublin Poker Invasion FTWComment
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Stone wall. Comes from behind. Hands on his back. Nowhere near the ball.Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostComment
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Definitely a peno. Defender was stuck bad side. Fucked no matter what he does.This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
All efforts were made to make this thought original but with the abundance of thoughts in the world the originality of this thought cannot be guaranteed.
The author is not liable for any issue arising from the platitudinous nature of this post.Comment
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Aside from everything else, Juve had them on the rack and started playing for extra time
Game was there for them but Juve gonna Juve!Comment
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Buffoon imoComment
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Dunphy trying to claiim that Bufon shouldt have been sent off because he's Bufon
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Ramos suspended and appears on bench
Not sure that's allowed, if I was Juve id put in an appeal for the LOL'sComment
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Yep. Was funking for juve but mentioned to rigger and Andy that real would.nick it. Juve ran out of gasOriginally posted by Elshambles View PostComment
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He just back tracked after seeing the whole incident.Originally posted by premierstone View PostDunphy trying to claiim that Bufon shouldt have been sent off because he's BufonComment
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The King of sports.Comment
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..."We're not f*cking Burundi" - Big PhilComment
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Wallpaper his office with tinfoil when he’s out. Ring his phone from a burner 3 times and hang up at 9.00pm every night. Consider signing him up with Scientologists for a personality test. Wait, what are we trying to do here???Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post
‘IF YOU had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.” Genghis KhanComment
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..."We're not f*cking Burundi" - Big PhilComment
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Bah, doesn't work if what he's retweeting doesn't show up
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Just tell HR yourself. Say you think he’s under a lot of stress and maybe they should have a chat with him and see if he needs some time off. You’re not telling tales just trying to get him some help. If he was physically hurt what would you do? Mental issues are no different.Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post‘IF YOU had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.” Genghis KhanComment
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I don't plan on visiting but I mean, like, it's a nice gesture.Originally posted by Keane View Post
Bah, doesn't work if what he's retweeting doesn't show upComment
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...100% take action here hitch...He's obviously struggling...If you don't say something it may go unnoticed until it gets alot worse, so better you say something now... V made a point there which is perfect...He is not physically hurting, but he is clearly hurting mentally so needs help...Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostComment
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...Last edited by Hitchhiker's Guide To...; 11-04-18, 23:48."We're not f*cking Burundi" - Big PhilComment
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That's definitely what needs to happen but probably best to hint at someone who you know will do it and let them take the vendetta for when the guy figures out who the rat is and goes on a rampage.Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post
Just in the kitchen over coffee after someone else brings it up say "it's worrying alright, anyway got to go see the doctor for a check up, you know the doctor we have here who can asses people for all sorts of issues both physical and mental" walk away whistling to avoid suspicion obv.
But presuming you have added a bit of colour to beef up the story that guy is porprerly unhinged or massively trolling your dept - that's pretty unhinged as well tho.Comment
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..."We're not f*cking Burundi" - Big PhilComment
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if he comes near you, look at him blankly and say "fuck off cunt"Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post
then carry on with what you were atComment
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Chaps clearly mentally ill, just go to whoever can get it sorted. It isn't rocket science.Comment
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Hitch are you or the other guy having an affair with his wife ? Sort that out 1st . Poor blokeComment
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That's what I thought. Is hitch not talking about his own mental issues?Originally posted by GimmeabreakComment
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That reminded me of the time that lad, can't remember his name, posted the $1 sit n go hh but doctored it to look like he was playing $100 stts. Was spotted immediately and piss duly ripped. People posting million dollar hand histories and that.Originally posted by Gimmeabreak
Actually, IPB/Boards best of/highlights would make a great thread.I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for thatComment
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Did a post of the year thingy back in 2013. Rick Ross did a great response. Two other great posts I remember is the story of Megatron prank calling SatNav and another where someone made a poem about GAB buying a car.Originally posted by Lazare View Post
Originally posted by Rick RossThought this was a decent idea earlier on so had a look through the posts I'd thanked in the last year and there were some great ones. I think my favourite has to be ArmaniJeans on the house game. Found it very funny at the time and still do on rereading it. Have included all the other ones I enjoyed rereading aswell, other people may do too.
ArmaniJeans on the house game :
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Hotspur on losing money at poker:
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Hotspur on cults
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Hotspur on procrastination :
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Hotspur on death and mindfulness of being :
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Megatron on not drinking :
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Hitchiker on being recognised :
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Hitchiker and 5c
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Strewelpeter on giving somone a lift:
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Strewelpeter on diet and exercise:
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Kayroo reassuring thedini :
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Fearbocht on financial responsibility in teens :
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Lazare and Shano1888 on names :
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TheDrunkenOne on a scam call :
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That house game was the last cigarette I had - thought it was 3 or at most 4 years ago. Actually 5 years off them.
Bit sick that SPs car story doesn't have a punchline coz of lapsed image hosting.Comment
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Bumping this in case anyone knows if a gaming capture box will do the job to capture video playing out of a sky box for me and then if they know anyone who has one they would be willing to rent out for few hours ?
Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostAnyone use gaming capture boxes like this one?
Would that do for me it only lists PC and gaming consoles as compatible devices but it does have HDMI input
I assume the concept with these is that you plug this in line between your console and your monitor/TV, is that right?Turning millions into thousandsComment
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It was Rizla filters.Originally posted by ArmaniJeans View Post
The 'Laazare' one is classic.
@Strewel - cliffs on how to use fennel?Comment
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