Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 2

[Icarus152]

Throw Keane a bone and change the BBV title imo.

[Guest]

Buzz works fine

Yeah but its crap!

[greywolf]

Few years ago when I was younger, maybe 22, 24, can not remember, I was in this night-club with few friends, so I am standing at the bar ordering another round of drinks, when I spot this woman at end of bar, she was about 45-48 age bracket but looked very classy, nice hair, shapely body, you know the works.

So anyway I slid over to her and start chatting, small talk, weather, work etc, buy her few drinks and have nice dance with her.

Get a seat now in cosy alcove, she then whispers in my ear if I would like "Sportsman Combo" ....... being a bit naive I ask her what sportsman combo was, she told me Threesome Mother/Daughter...........Wahaaaaaa ....you bet .......Few more drinks and then we are heading to here place, in front door,coat off ready for action, she shouts up stairs............................................ ..................................

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Mother are you still awake ................................................:

[shano_88]

Get it fucking together Sharpova.

[DeadParrot]

Has anyone asked the important question?

Can coppers do a good cauciasian?

[Guest]

Has anyone asked the important question?

Can coppers do a good cauciasian?

Has plenty of fat drunk ones!

[Keane]

Has anyone asked the important question?

Can coppers do a good cauciasian?

Last time I remember asking for one they had no milk, you'd think anyone with a brain would have just said give us a Black Russian.

I was like "fuck that" and ordered four Vodka and Kahluas.

It was unreal.

[Guest]

I've still never been there.

[Keane]

Also, finally got my own thread title...

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[DeadParrot]

Also, finally got my own thread title...

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it's not about you

[Zod]

Thinking of writing the book about a man having a midlife crisis who think's he's a wizard.

[Iago]

Thinking of writing the book about a man having a midlife crisis who think's he's a wizard.

I'm not sure my life is interesting enough to warrant a book tbh

[Zod]

I'm not sure my life is interesting enough to warrant a book tbh

don't worry, all the stuff that happens to him will be basically Hitch's stories in the BBV, for which he will recieve no royalties.

[Strewelpeter]

Yeah but its crap!

depends on who your friends are

[Strewelpeter]

Zod, to paraphrase the great JG Ballard, Any fool can write a book but it takes a great genius to sell one.

[Zod]

Zod, to paraphrase the great JG Ballard, Any fool can write a book but it takes a great genius to sell one.

basically my plan won't be to sell the book but to make income from people who don't want it's contents released.

[Icarus152]

I'm not sure my life is interesting enough to warrant a book tbh

Probably right.

[DeadParrot]

Last time I remember asking for one they had no milk, you'd think anyone with a brain would have just said give us a Black Russian.

I was like "fuck that" and ordered four Vodka and Kahluas.

It was unreal.

I like you style dude

[MrsFlushdraw]

I had my first Facebook friend cull last week - tried to get rid of all people that I didn't know well enough for them to have access to holiday photos, etc... Funnily enough it was mostly poker peeps that got the bullet; nice people all I'm sure but I don't actually know them really so it was time for them to go!

Phew still there

I see I didn't make the cull

[Icarus152]

^^^^^

'Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar eats you'.

[RasTa]

Public Service doubters what do you make of this article? I haven't read it in full yet. My mate loves this economist and we've being debating this in the house the past week or two but he believes and that we have the best public service in Europe, maybe the world and increasing it will lead to more spending and more jobs.

Any sense being spoken?

https://notesonthefront.typepad.com/politicaleconomy/2011/06/in-previous-posts-i-showed-that-irish-public-services-were-already-grossly-underfunded-by-eu-norms-and-that-using-esri-data.html

I'll need to read it when I'm finished work.

[Donkathon]

Its pretty obvious I havint gotten laid in a while

Has anyone else gotten a semi under the aprin the hair dressers use when cutting your hair

but my god she was smoken hot

[Raoul Duke III]

New addition to the Duke family made an appearance yesterday, Aoibheann.

3.5 Kilos, which makes you a middleweight contender apparently

Also got to hang around town all day waiting for a bed; breakfast, an hour buying books in Chapters, Hugh Lane Gallery, lunch, watching Federer in the Gresham, saw a hawk floating over the city which was cool - pretty much a perfect day.

[Kayroo]

New addition to the Duke family made an appearance yesterday, Aoibheann.

Was full sure if it was a girl you'd call her Kelly and if it was a boy Morgan. Ah well.

Congratulations!

[Iago]

New addition to the Duke family made an appearance yesterday, Aoibheann.

3.5 Kilos, which makes you a middleweight contender apparently

Also got to hang around town all day waiting for a bed; breakfast, an hour buying books in Chapters, Hugh Lane Gallery, lunch, watching Federer in the Gresham, saw a hawk floating over the city which was cool - pretty much a perfect day.

Congrats, great news for you and your family.

[Keane]

New addition to the Duke family made an appearance yesterday, Aoibheann.

3.5 Kilos, which makes you a middleweight contender apparently

Also got to hang around town all day waiting for a bed; breakfast, an hour buying books in Chapters, Hugh Lane Gallery, lunch, watching Federer in the Gresham, saw a hawk floating over the city which was cool - pretty much a perfect day.

Aoibheann!?

[Guest]

Lovely name.

[Flushdraw]

I had my first Facebook friend cull last week - tried to get rid of all people that I didn't know well enough for them to have access to holiday photos, etc... Funnily enough it was mostly poker peeps that got the bullet; nice people all I'm sure but I don't actually know them really so it was time for them to go!

I see I didn't make the cull

Me neither, GFY

[DeadParrot]

Congrats RD
May all her nappies be wet and her teeth come together

[Flushdraw]

I quite like Arsenal's new 125th Anniversary away kit

[Zuroph]

Its pretty obvious I havint gotten laid in a while

Has anyone else gotten a semi under the aprin the hair dressers use when cutting your hair

but my god she was smoken hot

hands on the armrests grip tight, then spend 30 minutes trying to hide the boner while she grinds her box off your arm "leaning in"

[Solskjaer]

Great Success. R111
Congrats to you and yore missus, also please pass on my regards/admiration to your neighbour who pops in when you are out playing poker. (He calls himself the Cuckoo)

[Rufio]

Change title to "Hello Aoibheann" or similar....

[Strewelpeter]

New addition to the Duke family made an appearance yesterday, Aoibheann.

3.5 Kilos, which makes you a middleweight contender apparently

Also got to hang around town all day waiting for a bed; breakfast, an hour buying books in Chapters, Hugh Lane Gallery, lunch, watching Federer in the Gresham, saw a hawk floating over the city which was cool - pretty much a perfect day.

NH WP, Keane will be able to get her in to Coppers for free when he is still going along in 17 years time.

I was following much the same route around town on Tuesday, Chapters and the Hugh Lane are great.

[Teddie]

Public Service doubters what do you make of this article? I haven't read it in full yet. My mate loves this economist and we've being debating this in the house the past week or two but he believes and that we have the best public service in Europe, maybe the world and increasing it will lead to more spending and more jobs.

Any sense being spoken?

https://notesonthefront.typepad.com/politicaleconomy/2011/06/in-previous-posts-i-showed-that-irish-public-services-were-already-grossly-underfunded-by-eu-norms-and-that-using-esri-data.html

I'll need to read it when I'm finished work.

Link doesn't work. I mean it will obviously lead to more Government spending and more public service jobs but when you're already running a deficit how does he think that's a good idea?

[coillcam]

I quite like Arsenal's new 125th Anniversary away kit

Last photo of Nasri in an Arsenal jersey Tony, treasure it.

[Zuroph]

New addition to the Duke family made an appearance yesterday, Aoibheann.

3.5 Kilos, which makes you a middleweight contender apparently

Also got to hang around town all day waiting for a bed; breakfast, an hour buying books in Chapters, Hugh Lane Gallery, lunch, watching Federer in the Gresham, saw a hawk floating over the city which was cool - pretty much a perfect day.

not Raoul duke IV then

[Rufio]

Looking for recommendations for Dublin City restaurant for tonight.

Cheers

[Strewelpeter]

Link doesn't work. I mean it will obviously lead to more Government spending and more public service jobs but when you're already running a deficit how does he think that's a good idea?

here it is

http://notesonthefront.typepad.com/

Hes delusional.

[Solskjaer]

Change title to "Hello Aoibheann" or similar....

Good idea, and leave in the 'or similar' part as it demonstrates how the poor child will have to spend her life spelling out her name to people.

pissing on Keanes parade though which is also good.

[Flushdraw]

I may have misinterpreted Dokes blog but it seems he has attacked El Tren and sheared his mustache and hair. Apparently revenge because we have no Doke smiley

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo

[Flushdraw]

Last photo of Nasri in an Arsenal jersey Tony, treasure it.

Don't be silly, can you not see how happy he looks in that photo

[Raoul Duke III]

Aoibheann!?

pretentious, moi?

[Teddie]

here it is

http://notesonthefront.typepad.com/

Hes delusional.

Michael Taft is a political and economics researcher for an Irish Trade Union

lol

we employ employ thousands of teachers and assistants in universal early childhood education providing thousands of places. Why would this add to growth?
- Because the ‘cuts’ would have minimal deflationary impact
- Because the extra jobs would increase demand, raise tax revenue and reduce unemployment costs

Even bigger lol

[Raoul Duke III]

not Raoul duke IV then

he is already in attendance

my suggestion of Raoulita was vetoed by higher powers

[greywolf]

Congrates RDIII. The meaning of the name Aoibheann is Fair Radiance. Nice

I wanted to call my daughter Clare Sky, because it was a beautiful day out side, wife said No Chance

When I was in America I met a few native Indian, one guy I remember was called "Man two buckets"when inquired about his strange name he told me he was the youngest of twins and got the name when his father looked out and the first thing he saw was man with two buckets .....so it stuck, his twin brother is not so fortunate, he got called

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Two Dogs Fucking

[Keane]

pretentious, moi?

IPB is currently entrenched in an increasingly bitter internet war with what appears to be a Japanese girl named Aoibheann (just to save you time getting up to speed).

[Solskjaer]

Congrates RDIII. The meaning of the name Aoibheann is Fair Radiance. Nice

I wanted to call my daughter Clare Sky, because it was a beautiful day out side, wife said No Chance

When I was in America I met a few native Indian, one guy I remember was called "Man two buckets"when inquired about his strange name he told me he was the youngest of twins and got the name when his father looked out and the first thing he saw was man with two buckets .....so it stuck, his twin brother is not so fortunate, he got called

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Two Dogs Fucking

Your wifes choice was way worse than yours imo

[Solskjaer]

IPB is currently entrenched in an increasingly bitter internet war with what appears to be a Japanese girl named Aoibheann (just to save you time getting up to speed).

I was lost LOL. very good.

[Solskjaer]

he is already in attendance

my suggestion of Raoulita was vetoed by higher powers

Im guessing you call yourself that when the missus is out and her wardrobe is left unlocked.

[Raoul Duke III]

IPB is currently entrenched in an increasingly bitter internet war with what appears to be a Japanese girl named Aoibheann (just to save you time getting up to speed).

I wish I had been in possession of this information 24 hours ago

Should I start banging my head off the wall now or is worth a link?

[Raoul Duke III]

Im guessing you call yourself that when the missus is out and her wardrobe is left unlocked.

Jaysus, you're well out of practice aren't you?

[ionapaul]

Me neither, GFY

Ah, I'm actually half thinking of just deleting the whole Facebook account, even though I'm mainly friends with people I've known for a long time - I'm questioning the sanity of having photos and other personal details up there for people to see... it will be really interesting to see how Facebook and other social networks evolve over the next few years, as the world of business increasingly encroaches the systems.

Congratulations Stunty - lovely name as well IMO.

[Megatron]

I think my comment was deleted on that facebook page Was probably a bit too far tbh.

Keane I think a few of her mates may have voted twice or 3 times. I suggest a similar strategy from anyone here.

[Keane]

I wish I had been in possession of this information 24 hours ago

Should I start banging my head off the wall now or is worth a link?

She's trying to steal my Coppers Gold Card.

She must be stopped.

[The Situation]

Looking for recommendations for Dublin City restaurant for tonight.

Cheers

Yamamori (sushi) on the quays is pretty awesome if you like your Japanese food.


Also congrats Dukey!

[Solskjaer]

Jaysus, you're well out of practice aren't you?

I wasn't joking. :-p (I can do my own smileys tyvm IPB)

[Keane]

Keane I think a few of her mates may have voted twice or 3 times. I suggest a similar strategy from anyone here.

Donal assures me he's keeping track of that.

It's not cricket in a competition that's basically designed to help promote an IPBers business, I don't encourage it.

Now if we could get our hands on Boyle's database of username and passwords a few thousand of those can surely be matched to facebook accounts

[Raoul Duke III]

She's trying to steal my Coppers Gold Card.

She must be stopped.

WTF?

you mean like Coppers, the shitty nightclub in Dublin or coppers, as in the fuzz, the pigs, the filth?

[Rufio]

Yamamori (sushi) on the quays is pretty awesome if you like your Japanese food.


Also congrats Dukey!

Thanks for the suggestion, but the other half isn't into it.

Any other suggestions?