Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 2

[The Situation]

Blondie Paraguayan chick is Patty Orue. Nice but not in the same league as Larissa Riquelme.

[tylerdurden94]

Actually I went back to edit the post and it popped up in the URL with 2010 and larissa riquelme. That's my perving done for the day and back to work.

Cool beans, few games of Fifa later? Got an email saying my xbox live is up soon not sure I am gonna renew it so quick this time maybe I would play some of the other games I have if I couldn't get online to play Fifa.

Anyone seen Bridesmaids? worth a viewing?

Pretty sure some of the folk here have said its decent.

[davepoke/her]

It was, check out her Google images safe search off, Larissa Riquelme.

I never knew there was a safe mode on google images.

Oh my.

[shano_88]

Anyone seen Bridesmaids? worth a viewing?

Though it was average tbh. A few laughs here and there but not great at all.

[The Situation]

I never knew there was a safe mode on google images.

Oh my.

Lol seriously?

[careca]

@Zuroph

Only got around to voting for you this morning. I'll email a few mates now and see if they'll follow suit.

[Keane]

There's a craft beer festival on in the RDS in September.Any interest in an IPB meetup? Thinking beer and no cards but whatever.

Make this happen.

[Solskjaer]

Anyone seen Bridesmaids? worth a viewing?

Saw it, It's very chicky flicky but some amusing parts in it. I think the world has gone fecking ghey with some blokes
saying it was better than hangove 1. NOT EVEN CLOSE to Hangover 1.

Was dragged to Harry Potter (still lost) glad it's finished now. I did get an idea for a deodorant for wizards that my young Nephew thought was excellent. It's called - exsmellyarmpits. (we both think it's genius)

[davepoke/her]

Lol seriously?

Nope never noticed it before.

[Solskjaer]

Make this happen.

Exsmellyarmpits

[Semibluff]

Anyone seen Bridesmaids? worth a viewing?

Though it was average tbh. A few laughs here and there but not great at all.

Went to see this, Thought it was pance. Terrible.

SPOILER

Story line very average, a very poor mans hangover, they even tried to have the "crazy in law" who infact was the only fun person in it, although way too laboured jokes. The main character was actually a silly bitch, detested her throughout. We all knew how it would end, but she honestly was a dis likable person. There was also so many other directions some of the film could have went.
The way the Cop just rolled over maid him dis likable also. grow a set man, and why bother with her, she's obv a spanner.

Avoid the movie, waste of time. Thinking women on a whole aren't that funny may have tainted my views a little (as far as actors/comedians go)

@Zuroph

Only got around to voting for you this morning. I'll email a few mates now and see if they'll follow suit.

How are you looking for this? banker for top 2?

[DeadParrot]

Saw it, It's very chicky flicky but some amusing parts in it. I think the world has gone fecking ghey with some blokes
saying it was better than hangove 1. NOT EVEN CLOSE to Hangover 1.

Was dragged to Harry Potter (still lost) glad it's finished now. I did get an idea for a deodorant for wizards that my young Nephew thought was excellent. It's called - exsmellyarmpits. (we both think it's genius)

100% agree with this.
Trying to explain it to people who have bought the hype 'funnier then the hangover' is a waste though.
Bar one brilliant bathroom related scene, I thought the thing was disapointing.

[Megatron]

Anyone else get an email from Full Tilt screwed me?

Heres the site www.FullTiltScrewed.Me

[MegaSin]

Final table last night after soon masterful play. All in with Aces someone calls with Jacks. I hit my set he hits runner runner flush like it was nothing. Oh poker you fat whore.

And bridemaids was pants. Like if you heard a joke from a man and it was hilarious (Hangover) and then a while later a women tells the exact same joke thinking shes funny but you can tell she hasn't a clue what it is to be humourus.

[Four of a Kind]

[QUOTE=Solskjaer;368669]Saw it, It's very chicky flicky but some amusing parts in it. I think the world has gone fecking ghey with some blokes
saying it was better than hangove 1. NOT EVEN CLOSE to Hangover 1.


Everyone at home was going on about this film, but that was mainly because Chris O'Dowd(the cunt cop) is from boyle so obv everyone loved it. Pure chick flick and defo not even a patch on Hangover 1, which it was compared to. I mean how can they even think its close to the Hangover.

[Guest]

lol at the petition to be repaid money that the company doesn't have.

[The Situation]

Looking forward to Horrible Bosses, released tomorrow. Looks like it has potential based on cast and trailer.

[ionapaul]

I must be the only one who liked Bridesmaids so - lots of LOL moments for me. Not as good as the Hangover (which, as evidenced by the Movie Draft thread, a whole load of our resident movie snobs don't think is funny - mad feckers!) but worth a watch in its own right. It is a comedy with a big dollop of chick-flick, which is a tad annoying but bearable.

I'm also one of those boring types who starts to think of bed after 4am, I'd even leave a juicy cash game at that time if I was tired enough. I hate losing all of the following day...I think it is different when you get into your 30s, the hangovers last longer and are harder to live with for some reason.

[Wombatman]

Anyone seen Bridesmaids? worth a viewing?

Very good for what it is. Great date flick.

[Zod]

Damo Banned?

lol.

[Solskjaer]

Damo Banned?

lol.

[Denny Crane]

Looking forward to Horrible Bosses, released tomorrow. Looks like it has potential based on cast and trailer.

That looks horrific imo

[Icarus152]

I ended up doing the thing I usually do when in McGowan's, trying my hand at pole dancing which resulted in me kicking a young one pretty hard in the back, banging my head full force off the wall, and waking up with 5-6 bruises that turned several colours over the course of the week.

Never happens at singalongs,just saying.

[Icarus152]

whoa yeah, set that shit up

Make this happen.

Maybe if we could put a squad of at least 5 or 6 together? Should be good craic.

Need to sort it with my life-boss first.

[eagle eye]

Damo Banned?

lol.

Just went to see if he was banned and his account doesn't show up in the member's list. Wtf?

[Zuroph]

had meeting with enterprise board, he effectively told me to say nothing to social welfare for time being. this country is awesome.

I'm liking TARGET Hypnotherapy, think thats the goer..

the guy in third place is predictably putting a massive push on today, if the guy in second follows suit, I could be threatened, dont want to leave it too late to push so anyone who hasnt shared, please do it now, the competition ends tomorrow at 3.

[Icarus152]

I'm liking TARGET Hypnotherapy, think thats the goer..

Dude,ya gotta be a bit more creative there.SEX SELLS!

I'd go with sex-slave-hypno or make-women-obey-hypno.GL GL.

[Caf]

Oh to be a phone one time!

Could do with being a phone for a day alright....NSFW perhaps:

SPOILER

[Megatron]

Damo Banned?

lol.

Who is Damo?

[eagle eye]

had meeting with enterprise board, he effectively told me to say nothing to social welfare for time being. this country is awesome.

I'm liking TARGET Hypnotherapy, think thats the goer..

the guy in third place is predictably putting a massive push on today, if the guy in second follows suit, I could be threatened, dont want to leave it too late to push so anyone who hasnt shared, please do it now, the competition ends tomorrow at 3.

Just on this, do you need to use the word hypnotherapy? What are you claiming to be able to do for people?

[Zuroph]

I guess not , but would like the clue to be in the name.

smoking cessation, weightloss, phobia cures, confidence building etc etc.

[Megatron]

I guess not , but would like the clue to be in the name.

smoking cessation, weightloss, phobia cures, confidence building etc etc.

EasyHypno.

Just make the sign outside Orange

[Donkathon]

lol havint played in ages & just log into my pokerstars account earlier to play a few tournament but then had to run out for an hour (before I had played)

Come back (I left the poker client open) & find my account has been locked for some bs reason (@ 15:22 today) & want to know how I know who "kevh1990" is which according to my poker tracker I've never played against

so after seaching the played just now I came accross this post http://www.stakeashark.com/vbforum/s...t=16352&page=3

that someone posted 2 weeks ago & the email they got is the exact same as I got including the account number they are looking for a statment from

I think what happened here is I deposited with a ukash a good while ago (whick are the numbers they are looking for the statment for) & the deadbeat used a ukash with very simalar starting & ending numbers in it

Just my luck

[eagle eye]

I guess not , but would like the clue to be in the name.

smoking cessation, weightloss, phobia cures, confidence building etc etc.

healthieryouhypnotherapy
betteryouhypnotherapy
beneficialhypnotherapy

Just some suggestions, also if you put hypnotherapy first then I'm sure that opens up a couple of good ones for you.

If you think you can spread the name of your business without using a name as long as hypnotherapy then I'd go with that.

[Guest]

I guess not , but would like the clue to be in the name.

smoking cessation, weightloss, phobia cures, confidence building etc etc.

QuikFixxHypnoTrixx

[The Situation]

Hypnopotamus 'the weight loss specialist'.

[Zod]

[Zod]

nympho-therapy.

[eagle eye]

Hypnopotamus

Lol, thats what came to my mind after Megatron's post.

[DeadParrot]

Hypnopotamus 'the weight loss specialist'.

and my mind immediatly went;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk

[Icarus152]

@DP,cliffs on Damogate? need something to read before I go to work.

[Keane]

Maybe if we could put a squad of at least 5 or 6 together? Should be good craic.

Need to sort it with my life-boss first.

I'm sure we could rouse such a modestly sized rabble.

[Zuroph]

Targeted Hypnotherapy?

[Zod]

I'm sure we could rouse such a modestly sized rabble.

I like my craft beers, but Craft beer enthusiasts (or, beer nazis, as I call them) take all fun out of drinking beer.

[Icarus152]

I'm sure we could rouse such a modestly sized rabble.

Splendid.Would have to be Thursday the 25th for me,otherwise I couldn't make it with work. Edit:Friday or Saturday would be fine for me.

[Icarus152]

I like my craft beers, but Craft beer enthusiasts (or, beer nazis, as I call them) take all fun out of drinking beer.

No beer for you! come back one year.

ty hotspur

[greywolf]

Hi all couple of QQs for the mighty brains on BBV .......does any one know how I can get rid of doc leaves from garden ( please dont say plant nettles beside them )

And I lodged cheque in bank couple of weeks ago, I have been told that because its from America I will have to wait 4-8 weeks for it to clear ........Why ?? Surely in this day and age they could fax copy of cheque back from where it was issued, get clearance and "Hey Bingo"

[RasTa]

I'm a beer snob as well. If I ever had my own bar, Heineken, Carlsberg, Bud, Miller would all be banned and a GTFO to anyone who asks for one.

Wonder how long I would last.

I see Porterhouse serves Henieken and Guinness now as they couldn't afford to refuse business anymore.

[Guest]

I'm a beer snob as well. If I ever had my own bar, Heineken, Carlsberg, Bud, Miller would all be banned and a GTFO to anyone who asks for one.

Wonder how long I would last.

I see Porterhouse serves Henieken and Guinness now as they couldn't afford to refuse business anymore.

Don't forget the nut low: Coors Light.

[Guest]

Hi all couple of QQs for the mighty brains on BBV .......does any one know how I can get rid of doc leaves from garden ( please dont say plant nettles beside them )

And I lodged cheque in bank couple of weeks ago, I have been told that because its from America I will have to wait 4-8 weeks for it to clear ........Why ?? Surely in this day and age they could fax copy of cheque back from where it was issued, get clearance and "Hey Bingo"

Use a fork not a spade a pitch fork and dig deep they have a very long root
you need to get whole of root or else bastardin things will grow back
we had them in garden and landlord sprayed them killed top but there back with avengence now
dig em up from roots most effective

[eagle eye]

Don't forget the nut low: Coors Light.

No way, its the top dog for the third morning of a session.

[Angry-Ball]

unintall bitcomet it's a resource hog.
as for stopping it
In BitComet at (Ctrl+P)>Integration untick the option "Capture file download for the following file types" and press OK.

yeah i uninstalled the fucking thing

[Angry-Ball]

i'llrodyourwifewhileyouarenotlooking-otherapy

[sligoboi]

i'llrodyourwifewhileyouarenotlooking-otherapy

Trip Report on the time your wife went away with a hypnotherapist?

[DeadParrot]

I'm sure we could rouse such a modestly sized rabble.

I'm sure I could be persuaded to have a snifter or two.

@DP,cliffs on Damogate? need something to read before I go to work.

Re: Damogate
cliffs, Damo abused a mod
banned for a week
fin

[DeadParrot]

yeah i uninstalled the fucking thing

use utorrent instead if you are set on torrenting

[Strewelpeter]

Hi all couple of QQs for the mighty brains on BBV .......does any one know how I can get rid of doc leaves from garden ( please dont say plant nettles beside them )

what else is growing there that you don't want to kill? how big an area is it? how many plants per sq M?

[TheJiggaman]

Anyone have an idea how long it would take for me to drive from South Tipp (Cahir) to Killeen Castle for the Ladies Irish Open in a couple of weeks?

Thanks

[DeadParrot]

No way, its the top dog for the third morning of a session.

When you are no longer able for the volume of beer
switching to wine is the gentlemans option

It is perfectly allowable to drink cocktails as long as the alchohol content counteracts an jibes about umberellas or straws

[Icarus152]

Anyone have an idea how long it would take for me to drive from South Tipp (Cahir) to Killeen Castle for the Ladies Irish Open in a couple of weeks?

Thanks

10 to 15 minutes.