Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 2

[flushjee]

[SatNav]

$5 on stars to the person who amuses me most by mocking Corbett.

Poems, limericks, pictures anything.

Corbett gave me a lift to Kerry
I would have been better off flying to Derry
He went by cork just to piss me off
Then stopped in macdonalds if that wasnt enough

Wouldnt let me smoke in the car
but then he had one when we drove a far
what a prick he turned out to be
Killarney I thought I never would see

The clock it ticked for me to see
the main event was starting at three
I knew that i was gonna be late
that Ciaren Corbett had decided my fate

The final straw was when he stopped the car
And demanded a Picture for all to see
Him, eshan and poor old me

SPOILER

[Strewelpeter]

Nottingham have what looks like an Inbetweeners reject and his Dad taking London to the cleaners.

Cooper has all the appearance of someone who went back to college just to go on UC and is threatening my 100% record so far this series

[Bubbleking]

Does he still write sick in every status, thats why i had to block him, so tilting

nah he has developed liverpool supporteritis in regards to the NFL which tilts me a lot.

last night his team (the Titans) beat a fairly limited browns team and now Im getting swarmed with status about how they are going to the Superbowl

I know not that many here follow NFL but his team are currently the worst passing team in the NFL and only 8th best at running the ball which is the equivilent of Newcastle winning the Premiership

In short LOL @ A_CE

[Emmet]

Cooper has all the appearance of someone who went back to college just to go on UC and is threatening my 100% record so far this series

Estranged Grandson perhaps?

[ghostface]

he's leading contender for the first person I will ever block on Facebook

I've blocked loads of people, generally for updating their status every 20mins with 'having tea' etc... fuck off

[Bubbleking]

Corbett gave me a lift to Kerry
I would have been better off flying to Derry
He went by cork just to piss me off
Then stopped in macdonalds if that wasnt enough

Wouldnt let me smoke in the car
but then he had one when we drove a far
what a prick he turned out to be
Killarney I thought I never would see

The clock it ticked for me to see
the main event was starting at three
I knew that i was gonna be late
that Ciaren Corbett had decided my fate

The final straw was when he stopped the car
And demanded a Picture for all to see
Him, eshan and poor old me

[Dice75]

nah he has developed liverpool supporteritis in regards to the NFL which tilts me a lot.

last night his team (the Titans) beat a fairly limited browns team and now Im getting swarmed with status about how they are going to the Superbowl

I know not that many here follow NFL but his team are currently the worst passing team in the NFL and only 8th best at running the ball which is the equivilent of Newcastle winning the Premiership

In short LOL @ A_CE

Sick Life

[Teddie]

nah he has developed liverpool supporteritis in regards to the NFL which tilts me a lot.

last night his team (the Titans) beat a fairly limited browns team and now Im getting swarmed with status about how they are going to the Superbowl

I know not that many here follow NFL but his team are currently the worst passing team in the NFL and only 8th best at running the ball which is the equivilent of Newcastle winning the Premiership

In short LOL @ A_CE

You have it the wrong way around.

[Bubbleking]

You have it the wrong way around.

my bad read it wrong - either way they arent winning the Superbowl

[Kayroo]

Does he still write sick in every status, thats why i had to block him, so tilting

There's a girl I used to go to college with who uses the word "epic" fucking EVERYWHERE. It's just unreal.

"Had an epic sleep, then went for an epic breakfast and now for an epic day of reading my book in bed".

Fuck you.

[Bubbleking]

another one that really annoys me is people constantly updating their status with what their child does - like really mundane shit that nobody could have an interest in

[Guest]

With people annoying yee on facebook if there not your real friends just unfriend them
i have unfriended many people i will probably never see again and meet some of them
and they barely give you the time of day.

Its time for another cull.

[Megatron]

Corbett gave me a lift to Kerry
I would have been better off flying to Derry
He went by cork just to piss me off
Then stopped in macdonalds if that wasnt enough

Wouldnt let me smoke in the car
but then he had one when we drove a far
what a prick he turned out to be
Killarney I thought I never would see

The clock it ticked for me to see
the main event was starting at three
I knew that i was gonna be late
that Ciaren Corbett had decided my fate

The final straw was when he stopped the car
And demanded a Picture for all to see
Him, eshan and poor old me

SPOILER

You forgot to mention turning around to hear the directions from the Sat Nav again.

[Kayroo]

Love the new thread title. Fuck you guys.

[ghostface]

thread title gheyness

[SatNav]

You forgot to mention turning around to hear the directions from the Sat Nav again.

Asshole !!!

[SatNav]

With people annoying yee on facebook if there not your real friends just unfriend them
i have unfriended many people i will probably never see again and meet some of them
and they barely give you the time of day.

Its time for another cull.

its funny when you unfriend people, then a few weeks later refriend them

[Lazare]

Mitchell's creeping up my ballot paper. I feel dirty.

[Guest]

its funny when you unfriend people, then a few weeks later refriend them

check again

[Bubbleking]

wow thread title tilt

[Angry-Ball]

CORBETT IS A CUNT!!!!!!!!




what do i win

[SatNav]

check again

whats your name again?

[Percy007]

Amanda Knox & Raffaele Sollecito cleared of the murder of British student Meredith Kercher following appeal against their conviction.

[Hitchhiker's Guide To...]

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[The Situation]

Tea can be epic in fairness.

[KK82]

Ah, love the first day of The Apprentice and the anticipation of having a few hot young business women to ogle for the next ten weeks. Oh, shit... It's actually the Irish Apprentice. Scratch that! Bring on the munters!

[The Situation]

Pretty disappoiting standard of woman in the apprentice.

[KK82]

Following on from our Ray Wilkinson "my word" drinking game yesterday, it's time for The Apprentice "product placement" drinking game... Hammered already!

[Hitchhiker's Guide To...]

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[Percy007]

2 books were mentioned here last week by either Dice or Midknightkowby I think, the latest books about tournament poker. Anyone remember them?

[Strewelpeter]

There is no excuse for watching the Apprentice this year, would yiz ever cop the fuck on.
Its the Bill Cullen show FFS!

[Wesley Harms]

There is no excuse for watching the Apprentice this year, would yiz ever cop the fuck on.
Its the Bill Cullen show FFS!

How do you get thru the day without jumping in the liffey

God help us if you were in charge of anything

[Flushdraw]

ah go on -

I thought it very strange that there was no 1200-2400 level in the main event, its advertised http://www.irishpokerboards.com/foru...00&postcount=3 and I'd imagine it was taken out on a whim without Connie's knowledge in an effort to manipulate speeds of exits. Same thing in €300 game - jump form 100-200 to 150-300-25 and 500-1000 level was skipped but 1200-2400 was in.

I remember the structure myself from reading it before we played

13 60 Minutes 800 1500 200
14 60 Minutes 1000 2000 200
15 60 Minutes 1200 2400 300
16 60 Minutes 1500 3000 300

When the blinds were 800 - 1500 - 100 (change from orig structure) i saw that the next level on the clock was to be 1200 - 2400 - 200

I can't remember exactly how many chips i had, but i went up to John and Neill and said that they can't from 3300 a round to 5600 a round. It was a ridiculous jump at that stage. John said to leave it with him, and 3 or 4 mins later they put the next level in as 1000 - 2000 - 200 and i was thinking, 'well played lads'. I didn't even think for a second that they were going to pull the 1200/2400 level in it's place, i thought they were just re-adding the level.

[Lazare]

There is no excuse for watching the Apprentice this year, would yiz ever cop the fuck on.
Its the Bill Cullen show FFS!

I'm not watching it this year, fuck it, was too bad last year.

[KK82]

There is no excuse for watching the Apprentice this year, would yiz ever cop the fuck on.
Its the Bill Cullen show FFS!

Who cares? It's funny. Obviously nowhere near as good as the English one and Bill Cullen is a complete tool, but the contestants' ineptitude is hugely entertaining and everyone will be talking about it so kinda feel like I'm missing out if I don't watch it.

[Lazare]

Who cares? It's funny. Obviously nowhere near as good as the English one and Bill Cullen is a complete tool, but the contestants' ineptitude is hugely entertaining and everyone will be talking about it so kinda feel like I'm missing out if I don't watch it.

I didn't find last years one at all entertaining, just found myself getting really annoyed watching it.

Steering clear of it this time around.

[NewApproach]

2 books were mentioned here last week by either Dice or Midknightkowby I think, the latest books about tournament poker. Anyone remember them?

http://www.amazon.com/Kill-Everyone-Strategies-Tournaments-Sit-n-gos/dp/0929712471

http://www.amazon.com/Raisers-Edge-Tournament-Poker-Strategies-Aggressive/dp/193539648X

Is this them?

[The Situation]

The incompetence of the contestants on the Irish Apprentice is the whole appeal, all the funnier by how fucking deluded they tend to be.

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[Megatron]

[Lazare]

Wow, she won her appeal.

edit, see now I missed it upthread

[KevIRL]

every apprentice show is the same though, 1st ep there's always at least one team that dont read the brief.

[Denny Crane]

Amanda Knox & Raffaele Sollecito cleared of the murder of British student Meredith Kercher following appeal against their conviction.

Lol Daily Mail-aments

http://www.malcolmcoles.co.uk/blog/daily-mail-guuilt/

[KK82]

Lol Daily Mail-aments

http://www.malcolmcoles.co.uk/blog/daily-mail-guuilt/

LOL at all the detail they just completely made up. Obviously their generic found guilty template.

[Gholimoli]

you man Eoin something from the winning team is a bit of poker player.
have played with him in the SE and the Fitz couple of times and played 5 aside with him as well.
seemed alrite.

[ComradeCollie]

You see I'd think the same thing about people watching people kick a ball of whatever shape around a field for 70, 80, 90 mins every week

Not surprisingly, I derive some enjoyment from watching 22 or 30 fit men running around a field. The rules, shape of ball, and tactics are secondary.

Maybe that's why I never got American Football at all: too much clothing

[Starvin Marvin]

Oh Adrian, back to old habits there.

[Megatron]

Is Knuckle worth a watch?

[LuckyLloyd]

http://www.malcolmcoles.co.uk/blog/daily-mail-guuilt/

lol, Daily Mail jumps the gun on the Amanda Knox verdict.

[Kayroo]

Excellent opinion piece in the IT.

Nice to have some feel good writing now and then:

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/opinion/2011/1003/1224305143530.html

[Wesley Harms]

nice 2 hours downtime

[Flushdraw]

Not even a yellow card, pffft

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UQfS92dnLw&feature=player_embedded

[flushjee]

So Im lying in bed, my computer is on, next thing I know the mouse on my screen starts moving, mutes my sound, then opens poker stars and goes to cashier. So am I fucked ye? I tried to download a cracked version of poker tracker which I think could be the problem. I deleted it all apart from the folder itself, which contains an empty crack folder. When I try deleting it I get the error message "The action can't be completed because the folder or a file in it is open in another program", but nothing else is open.

Any ideas?


Will stuff I logged into previously be in trouble? Like bank details? My mam is going mad cause she thinks the laptop will be breached as well, since it is on the same Internet connection. Is that possible?

[Wesley Harms]

So Im lying in bed, my computer is on, next thing I know the mouse on my screen starts moving, mutes my sound, then opens poker stars and goes to cashier. So am I fucked ye? I tried to download a cracked version of poker tracker which I think could be the problem. I deleted it all apart from the folder itself, which contains an empty crack folder. When I try deleting it I get the error message "The action can't be completed because the folder or a file in it is open in another program", but nothing else is open.

Any ideas?


Will stuff I logged into previously be in trouble? Like bank details?

Some crazy shit there

[a-k-47]

[Keane]

So Im lying in bed, my computer is on, next thing I know the mouse on my screen starts moving, mutes my sound, then opens poker stars and goes to cashier. So am I fucked ye? I tried to download a cracked version of poker tracker which I think could be the problem. I deleted it all apart from the folder itself, which contains an empty crack folder. When I try deleting it I get the error message "The action can't be completed because the folder or a file in it is open in another program", but nothing else is open.

Any ideas?


Will stuff I logged into previously be in trouble? Like bank details?

There's a freeware app called "Unlocker" that you can download. Once you've installed it right click on the folder you're not able to delete, hit unlocker and a little window will pop up which will let you unlock and delete the folder.

After that you need to run a full virus scan with Windows Security software and download and scan with malware bytes anti-malware as well at a minimum.

I'd be getting onto Stars asap and putting a freeze on the account or something too.

[Keane]

Is Knuckle worth a watch?

It's not too bad.

[Flushdraw]

New Series of Late Night Poker starting on Ch4

[sligoboi]

Bad start..Vicky Coren