Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 2

[KK82]

Wow, I really have a talent for absolutely fucking up tournaments that very few are blessed with.

[TheDrunkenOne]

have managed a $27 loss on night

reckon i can make it $500 odd trying to claw it back

[KK82]

Satted into the $320 tourney on ipoker. It's my only tournament left, but currently 1/14 with close to double the chips of second place. Could still make a profit tonight!

Just lost a bit... Need to stop playing like a twat actually.

[Icarus152]

QQ

if a players says 'pot' or 'I bet the pot' in a No Limit game,what's the ruling?

[Trigger]

5/9 in the $5 rebuy on ipoker hope the run good continues.

[Trigger]

5/9 in the $5 rebuy on ipoker hope the run good continues.

meh out in 8th.

[JWillo1]

QQ

if a players says 'pot' or 'I bet the pot' in a No Limit game,what's the ruling?

nothing. dealer's not even allowed tell u hw much is in the pot

[TheDrunkenOne]

old school times, 3x pre in poker and think its time for bed in drink session. Obvious losing nght all round

[Emmet]

shit, masters party was a bad idea. I;ve just woken up wityh oine of the boys sisters.

fuck fuckityy fuckero0o

[Emmet]

Andy, you are on my facebook. The young wan is a cutie right? The girl who added me last night? She's the one causing consternation.

I'm allowed date an 18 year old. I've asked loads of people.

[AndyFatBastard]

Spoilered for hugeness, The Wire themed Monopoly:

SPOILER

[img]http://bensonwood.com/img/MONOPOLYWIREMEDIUM1.jpg[img]

[Emmet]

okay its fine. she just stayed here, no rudeness. shes still virginal

I wish i wasn't so partial to being bollock nude all the time when I'm pissed.

[eamonhonda]

Spoilered for hugeness, The Wire themed Monopoly:

SPOILER

fyp

[AndyFatBastard]

Andy, you are on my facebook. The young wan is a cutie right? The girl who added me last night? She's the one causing consternation.

I'm allowed date an 18 year old. I've asked loads of people.

I'm 32 and I'd do her without hesitation. That might not mean much.

[ComradeCollie]

shit, masters party was a bad idea. I;ve just woken up wityh oine of the boys sisters.

fuck fuckityy fuckero0o

okay its fine. she just stayed here, no rudeness. shes still virginal

I wish i wasn't so partial to being bollock nude all the time when I'm pissed.

[Emmet]

I'm 32 and I'd do her without hesitation. That might not mean much.

hoooray

[Strewelpeter]

Spoilered for hugeness

FFS! I thought that was going to be Emmets former mates 18 year old sister.

[Emmet]

FFS! I thought that was going to be Emmets former mates 18 year old sister.

dirty old bastard

[Denny Crane]

Is there any printing/binding places that would be open Sunday or Monday in Dublin?

[bp_me]

QQ

if a players says 'pot' or 'I bet the pot' in a No Limit game,what's the ruling?

Player told it's a no limit game and to cop the f**k on for themselves.

[Icarus152]

Player told it's a no limit game and to cop the f**k on for themselves.

Tell my namesake.

[bp_me]

Tell my namesake.

You have a name sake now?

[Icarus152]

We have a few phrases that we overuse here imo.So I've put together a proscribed list.

'x really is the nut x'

'x > y'

'ainec'

'by a country mile'

Fine: 10 Guineas.

[Icarus152]

You have a name sake now?

in real life I mean.

[bp_me]

in real life I mean.

Mucho drink and late hours involved?

[Icarus152]

Mucho drink and late hours involved?

Quite quite **twiddles moustache**.

[max_power]

shit, masters party was a bad idea. I;ve just woken up wityh oine of the boys sisters.

fuck fuckityy fuckero0o

Thinly veiled brag.

[ComradeCollie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCT3j8OqlhI&feature=player_embedded

[Strewelpeter]

I fear for the safery of the Fulshdraw children, someone call child services and let them know that MrsFD has vanished

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[daire]

Quick excel question:

I've a huge spreadsheet with 3 columns (Name, location, company value) and want to find out the sum of all the values within a location.

Given there are 270 locations and about 30k different values I obviously can't do this manually by finding the sum of each location one-at-time. How can I get excel to sort them by location and then find the value of all the companies in the various locations?

[Percy007]

Is PP enhanced odds 7/2 on Tottenham / Chelsea / Liverpool any good?

Spurs the tough part away to Sunderland, plus I hate doing an early ko in a treble as your bet could be beaten by 2-45.

[KevIRL]

Is PP enhanced odds 7/2 on Tottenham / Chelsea / Liverpool any good?

Everton to beat Norwich and Bolton to beat Fulham for me

[tylerdurden94]

Got some good news yesterday, managed to bag the cover of CardPlayer Europe with one of my poker shots, Rebecca McAdam gave me the heads up, seen a sneak preview of it and its one of the shots of Nick Abou Risk.

Absolutely delighted about it, have had a few of my poker shots published in some of the mags and it was always in the back of my head "it would be sweet to get the cover" looking forward to getting my hand on it and seeing it in real life.

[Bless You]

Fantastic Danny, congratulations.
That's for a nice frame and up on the wall.

[Lord Sir Banter]

One of three winners of the biggest lottery jackpot in history - the \$656m Mega Millions prize in the US - has come forward to claim their share of the cash.

Lottery officials have said the lucky ticketholder from Kansas, who has chosen to remain anonymous, made themselves known on Friday.

Opting for a lower cash prize rather than a higher pre-tax amount of \$218.6m (£137.7m) paid out over 26 years, the winner will pocket \$110.5m (£69.6m) after taxes and fees.
Cara Sloan-Ramos, from the Kansas Lottery said: "They checked their ticket on Monday and realised that, 'holy cow, we think we have the winning ticket'.
"Then the winner checked it over and over and over, just to make sure, and then they contacted us."

The only detail that has been released is that the ticket was purchased at a Casey's General Store on Main Street in Ottawa. The shop is to be awarded \$10,000 (£6,300).
Lottery officials have said that three winning tickets were bought - one in Kansas, one in Illinois and one in Maryland - but neither of the other winners have been confirmed.

A row has broken out in Maryland after a member of staff at a McDonald's in Baltimore claimed to have bought a winning ticket outside of a syndicate with 14 colleagues.
Mirlande Wilson, a 37-year-old woman of Haitian descent, has said she has no plans to share the jackpot - and also claims to have hidden the winning ticket.

However, lottery officials in the state have said that so far no one has presented a valid winning ticket to their offices.

The Mega Millions jackpot became the largest in history on March 30 when it reached \$656m (£409m).
The lottery is one of the biggest multi-state games in America and is played in 42 states, plus Washington, DC and the US Virgin Islands.
The odds of winning were one in about 176 million, according to the official Mega Millions website.

The perils of syndicates. You can't really do your own ticket as well or there will be disputes.

Hidden ticket though, that's a story that could run. She should probably say she has forgotten where she hid it and lols ensue as thousands take to the streets to search for it.

[Icarus152]

Quite an interesting COPS special set in Las Vegas for anyone who's bored.Follows a murder in a bar all the way from the crime being phoned in to arraignment.

Now I'm going back outside to lie on my hammock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40OUTEbiDaw&feature=g-vrec&context=G21801ffRVAAAAAAAAAA

[Strewelpeter]

Congrats Danny, that's fantastic. Very well done.

Got some good news yesterday, managed to bag the cover of CardPlayer Europe with one of my poker shots, Rebecca McAdam gave me the heads up, seen a sneak preview of it and its one of the shots of Nick Abou Risk.

Absolutely delighted about it, have had a few of my poker shots published in some of the mags and it was always in the back of my head "it would be sweet to get the cover" looking forward to getting my hand on it and seeing it in real life.

[ArmaniJeans]

The perils of syndicates. You can't really do your own ticket as well or there will be disputes.

Hidden ticket though, that's a story that could run. She should probably say she has forgotten where she hid it and lols ensue as thousands take to the streets to search for it.

Icarus should claim to have lost the US lotto ticket in Waterford Main St, could be the saving of the blaa industry as tens of thousands of hungry treasure seeking Americans head Waterford way.

Plus the bonus of being able to replenish his stock of Waterford videos.

[Icarus152]

Icarus should claim to have lost the US lotto ticket in Waterford Main St, could be the saving of the blaa industry as tens of thousands of hungry treasure seeking Americans head Waterford way.

Plus the bonus of being able to replenish his stock of Waterford videos.

I have plenty of Waterford videos left.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lox0VH_ds1w

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[Zod]

ESPN commentator at the Celtic match "What an impressive Easter rising".

[flushjee]

First time playing live Omaha down the IO yesturday, bought in for 100, cashed out for 900 in about 40 minutes. lol omahaments

[Flushdraw]

Is Snowtown any good?

Yeah I enjoyed it. SHows what impact a serial killer has no those close to him.

I fear for the safery of the Fulshdraw children, someone call child services and let them know that MrsFD has vanished

Lol she's in Scotland and not easy to get online. Thread was meant to locked for a couple of days to

[Strewelpeter]

Is PP enhanced odds 7/2 on Tottenham / Chelsea / Liverpool any good?

Even I know why this is a dumb question

[Lazare]

Alabama Shakes' album is outstanding.

Really have to see them live.

[ONE TIME]

I have plenty of Waterford videos left.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lox0VH_ds1w

is that BCB ?

[DeadParrot]

Cracking idea...

Set up a webcam watching the skip, the bbv can take it in shifts and ensure it is watched 24 hours a day and contact you if when there is activity.

Skip watch.

or....
get a piece of software like http://www.tincam.com/
and then set it to play a custom sound file like
'HEY YOU FUCK OFF' when it detects motion.
Obviously, you'll need a speaker in the window but it will surely be worth the effort

[Lazare]

Alabama Shakes' album is outstanding.

Really have to see them live.

Hard to find good vids of some of their tunes, but this is good.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVTtyKaraJI

[Lazare]

I just found out they're playing the Academy May 5th with a dude called Yelawolf.

Btw, found that out from a cool app called SongKick, it scans your ipod and your location and finds gigs for you. Must have imo.

[DeadParrot]

Quick excel question:

I've a huge spreadsheet with 3 columns (Name, location, company value) and want to find out the sum of all the values within a location.

Given there are 270 locations and about 30k different values I obviously can't do this manually by finding the sum of each location one-at-time. How can I get excel to sort them by location and then find the value of all the companies in the various locations?

pivot table would probably be the quickest.
insert --> pivot table-->from sheet
It's fairly self explanatory from there

[Midnitekowby]

Anyone see this swimmer do a river invasion during the boat race, nuts, race restarting now

[ArmaniJeans]

Now Oxford lost an oar. Shambles for the franchise.

And now the Oxford coxsman has collapsed in the boat and being resucitated.

Hectic stuff.

[DeadParrot]

Villa are 1-0 up at Anfield

[davepoke/her]

I thought 6/1 on Villa was a huge price. There's always next year

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[AndyFatBastard]

Brian Little is a shocking commentator. Wilkinsesque stuff going on Setanta right now.

[TheVelvetFog]

Excellent thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment...4_years_but_i/

some killer individual posts

LOL - 'TL/DR Wife had a similiar problem,took drugs and I was told to dead fish her until it got better.'