Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Zuroph]

Hey guys, give us a like, trying something a bit different out for a fun weekend

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Outbreak-Limerick-Zombie-Festival/338970577429

[careca]

Im safely ensconced indoors watching the Padres v Cubs baseball. And watching the snooker on the live ticker scoreboard.

Now can anyone sus what this docket is about?. Found it crushed up against my door at work and had a curious gander but cant make head nor tail of it. My best guess is its a lotto bet,maybe a dogs reverse forecast based on the time placed but i have no clue really. Maybe Careca with his union jacks and patents will know this right off.
Out of curiosity any degens able to identify or decode what this bet could be on?

could it be a horse race on at 7:51 (maybe a virtua horse, given the weird time) and €3 on number 11 to win? Haven't a clue tbh!

That betting slip is wrecking my head now too. Been trying to work it out last hour or so!

Have resorted to asking for help on Twitter.

It's 100% Rapido. It's a €3 euro double on 67 and 51 in Draw 11 of rapido on the 18/4. Draw 11 took place at 11:06 that day.

Case solved at fucking last. Thanks to my mate who works for Ladbrokes for going back through the draws on the system to find the time of the draw lol!

Damn you CKid, just through 5 pages of BBV to see if anyone had nailed it. Minute I saw it I knew it was Rapido. The time of the bet was the key to it. No punter in at 11am will be waiting around for 8 mins for a 11.11 dog race when he can bet on something else

[Strewelpeter]

Hey guys, give us a like, trying something a bit different out for a fun weekend

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Outbre...l/338970577429

Isn't that just like a normal weekend in Limerick

[ionapaul]

See Rebecca McAdam posted on Facebook that Tatjana Pasalic is going to be working the IO for PP nice

Seems like PP have put together a good crew for this, just a shame you had to get a real job and can't work this

I can't see that pic in work and have never heard of her - all I know is that Tatjana Pasalic is no ionapaul and in terms of PPP bloggage I'm pretty much irreplaceable!

That's putting it up to ye! Looking forward to catching up with all IPBers and PPPers at the event itself.

[Keane]

Click this and try not to laugh

[ghostface]

Click this and try not to laugh

I laughed just at the headline

[Guest]

Click this and try not to laugh

Hillarious all right. jesus the pain of it bad enough getting a tap in the nuts
if the roles were reversed and some freak bit lumps out of a woman would it be funny?

[Loopz]

wow, she's ridic hot!

Did a search for her and the second link on google was titled "Tatjana Pasalic Does A Pretty Good Sharon Stone “Basic Instinct” Move". Too scared to check the page in work though!

she has a nice pussy alright

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[Caf]

Ul Caf, you have been fairly close in fairess a few times. If you fancy it I'll stake you into the last chance one tonight. 65/35 in my favour then if you happen to go on and cash in the IO?

I'm only getting back online now after buying a dongle. PM sent btw. My internet went before the game so I had to run up to a mates to play it last night and still hasn't come back ffs.

Had some crazy horses to my left early on so was letting them do the betting for me when I was into a pot. That kept me up up with avg until the last hand of the 80/160 level when I ran KK into AA aipf and left me utg with 3.5bb and 100/200. 66 all in straight away and a guy in mp doubles me up flatting my shove with his 25ss(lolz). Was back to about 6bb and obv had an uphill battle. A few shoves got through and I pick up AQss in the CO @100/200/25 and 12bb. MP(big stack) min opens, I shove for 2.4k. BB(6.4k) tank calls with 88(pretty frustrating call tbh). Ace on the flop but an eight too so it was game over, out in 80th. Not a lot I could do in the end.

Thanks again for the stake LineUs, it would have been nice to bink.

[Keane]

Hillarious all right. jesus the pain of it bad enough getting a tap in the nuts
if the roles were reversed and some freak bit lumps out of a woman would it be funny?

Women don't have testicles.

[CHDad]

Women don't have testicles.

In before Sickpuppy lectures you.

[Guest]

Women don't have testicles.

Never been mangled drunk in Thailand?

[sligoboi]

Never been in Thailand?

FYP

[RasTa]

Sigh...

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[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBuOISIZUpE&feature=related[/ame]

[Lord Sir Banter]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Eq7wyIjLVc[/ame]

Nice headlights.

[The C Kid]

Sigh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6RWAsKn69Q&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBuOI...eature=related

There was a great post on 2+2 about Barca earlier.

It is just your opinion. I understand it is sarcasm but this just shows my point exactly. Down the line there will be a better team than Barca and who knows how they will play? It might be more like Stoke than Barca. It could be incredibly enjoyable to watch. For all Stokes negatives, and I am not a fan at all, they can be engrossing to watch at times.

Heres the truth, whilst Barca are sometimes absolutely incredible to watch, much of the time they are boring as ****. Literally more boring than Stoke. This is a hard pill to swallow for Barca fans, their sense of entitlement is too great. Their sense of being hard done by the physicality of other teams is also an utter joke. Do you need someone to post pictures of Busquets from last year again? Barca can cheat with the best of them. Mascherano plays for Barca ffs.

Rather than supress the feelings people have about Barca your posts have only emphasised how right we were. I still think Barca is a fantastic club. I visited their ground twice. I love the history and everything. But this current generation, the team and fans, I am sick of them tbh. Sick of them thinking everyone should feel priviliged to watch their team, sick of them thinking that their version of the game is somehow what everyone else should strive for, a perfect utopian vision. Sick of the double standards when it comes to cheating and physicality. Sick of the Barca bandwagon people jump on. Sick of people thinking that somehow the football their team plays is a reflection of them in any way shape or form and thus supporting Barca makes them more sophisticated and cultured as a fan.

[IPB Champ]

I take it everyones supporting yaaaaaaaanited yaaaaaanited from this point on in the CL.

[Lord Sir Banter]

I take it everyones supporting yaaaaaaaanited yaaaaaanited from this point on in the CL.

[dannydiamond]

I take it everyones supporting yaaaaaaaanited yaaaaaanited from this point on in the CL.

FC Shalke baby.

[RasTa]

lol at the price for this

http://www.adverts.ie/car/other-lambretta/other-lambretta/lambretta-for-sale-new-unregistered-unwanted-prize/560006

[aodea]

Con Air is on tonight. Get in. Sick all week in bed and just as im starting to feel bit better one of my Fav popcorn movies is on. World starting to look a bit brighter again.

[Loopz]

FC Shalke baby.

+1 mirrion

[Lord Sir Banter]

Con Air is on tonight. Get in. Sick all week in bed and just as im starting to feel bit better one of my Fav popcorn movies is on. World starting to look a bit brighter again.

So much promise, ending was beyond dire.

[aodea]

So much promise, ending was beyond dire.

true but i always enjoy it none the less, not a huge Nic Cage fan but dont want to kill him in this.

[Lord Sir Banter]

So long since I've seen it, didn't realise Dave Chappelle is in it.

[aodea]

So long since I've seen it, didn't realise Dave Chappelle is in it.

apparently so, ill watch out for him this time. Love colm meany in it aswell.

[tylerdurden94]

I can't see that pic in work and have never heard of her - all I know is that Tatjana Pasalic is no ionapaul and in terms of PPP bloggage I'm pretty much irreplaceable!

That's putting it up to ye! Looking forward to catching up with all IPBers and PPPers at the event itself.

I will welcome Tatjana Pasalic with open arms you will be missed thou probably for a couple of minutes

Click this and try not to laugh

No laugh here.

[tylerdurden94]

So long since I've seen it, didn't realise Dave Chappelle is in it.

apparently so, ill watch out for him this time. Love colm meany in it aswell.

He plays a character called Pinball.

[rounders123]

It's 100% Rapido. It's a €3 euro double on 67 and 51 in Draw 11 of rapido on the 18/4. Draw 11 took place at 11:06 that day.

Case solved at fucking last. Thanks to my mate who works for Ladbrokes for going back through the draws on the system to find the time of the draw lol!

The 1) is a D for draw, so draw 11. I think there's 80 numbers, 20 get drawn and he needs the two to come out for a 12/1 winner.

Well played. Case closed. Was looking like a cold case if it wasnt solved in the first 24 hrs.

[Hatedajacks]

I'm only getting back online now after buying a dongle. PM sent btw. My internet went before the game so I had to run up to a mates to play it last night and still hasn't come back ffs.

Had some crazy horses to my left early on so was letting them do the betting for me when I was into a pot. That kept me up up with avg until the last hand of the 80/160 level when I ran KK into AA aipf and left me utg with 3.5bb and 100/200. 66 all in straight away and a guy in mp doubles me up flatting my shove with his 25ss(lolz). Was back to about 6bb and obv had an uphill battle. A few shoves got through and I pick up AQss in the CO @100/200/25 and 12bb. MP(big stack) min opens, I shove for 2.4k. BB(6.4k) tank calls with 88(pretty frustrating call tbh). Ace on the flop but an eight too so it was game over, out in 80th. Not a lot I could do in the end.

Thanks again for the stake LineUs, it would have been nice to bink.

Unlucky,i was on your table,was worried for u when he Made such a small 4 bet but u cant fold kings there.

[LuckyLloyd]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Breaks-Game-...2&sr=1-1-spell

Great book, deals a little with how Magic/Bird/Jordan made both ESPN and Nike into the companies they are today. Possibly not in the depth you want though for Nike.

I've read it Laf, along with his other good NBA book "Playing For Keeps". Is good, but I'm interested in something specifically on Nike.

[Moneymaker]

Con Air is on tonight. Get in. Sick all week in bed and just as im starting to feel bit better one of my Fav popcorn movies is on. World starting to look a bit brighter again.

Oh yeah, Nicholas Cage trying to do a Southern American accent is reason enough to watch.

[TheJiggaman]

HELLO

is there any chance someone could send me $12 to play the Early Doubles on Full Tilt...will send straight back to you tomorrow..Deposits aint working!!..if worst comes to worst, I can deposit from a Paddy Power shop and send back then..will send back $15

Thanks

[SatNav]

Con Air is on tonight. Get in. Sick all week in bed and just as im starting to feel bit better one of my Fav popcorn movies is on. World starting to look a bit brighter again.

I love that film but i have seen it so many times that there is no point in watching it again.

[aodea]

I love that film but i have seen it so many times that there is no point in watching it again.

Course thier is. Mr. Cage gets his top off, u love that kinda thing.

[SatNav]

Course thier is. Mr. Cage gets his top off, u love that kinda thing.

omg no way he would not do it for me at all, something odd looking about him plus the way he fucking talks it does my head in.

Do you remember that other film he was in , city of angels wow that was some flick!!! class

[aodea]

omg no way he would not do it for me at all, something odd looking about him plus the way he fucking talks it does my head in.

Do you remember that other film he was in , city of angels wow that was some flick!!! class

Im sure you wudnt say no. he be all like "hey im nic cage you may remember me from such films as Faceoff, the rock and gone in sixty seconds". You be all like "ur much taller in real life". Then porn music starts and its on..

well thats my understanding of how movie stars get it done. Whats the one where he wins the lotto and gives it the waitress?

[SatNav]

Im sure you wudnt say no. he be all like "hey im nic cage you may remember me from such films as Faceoff, the rock and gone in sixty seconds". You be all like "ur much taller in real life". Then porn music starts and its on..

well thats my understanding of how movie stars get it done. Whats the one where he wins the lotto and gives it the waitress?

nope i would not be interested, honestly, in my day I had one or 2 well known people try it on and i dont care how much money they have it doesnt matter if your not attracted!

that film was it lucky you or something like that?

[aodea]

nope i would not be interested, honestly, in my day I had one or 2 well known people try it on and i dont care how much money they have it doesnt matter if your not attracted!

that film was it lucky you or something like that?

I like that film has billys wife from white men cant jump in it. Sucker for a rom com me. You seem very sure of urself even if he bought u an island cause he does that?

[SatNav]

I like that film has billys wife from white men cant jump in it. Sucker for a rom com me. You seem very sure of urself even if he bought u an island cause he does that?

Nope!

[Kayroo]

nope i would not be interested, honestly, in my day I had one or 2 well known people try it on and i dont care how much money they have it doesnt matter if your not attracted!

that film was it lucky you or something like that?

Given the likely timeline here I think we can roughly assume you were hit on by...

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Elvis and The 1976 Miami Dolphins?

[aodea]

Given the likely timeline here I think we can roughly assume you were hit on by...

SPOILER

Elvis and The 1976 Miami Dolphins?

Kayroo for the win again.

[The Situation]

My guesses re the well known people who've hit on MSN

Gay Byrne
Silvio Berlusconi
Strewelpeter
Rosie O ' Donnell

[Kayroo]

Kayroo for the win again.

Feeling the love aodea, feeling the love. I don't care that it's inspired by a high brought on by lemsip and nicolas cage with long hair and a wifebeater. I'll take it.

There's a definite game in guessing which Z-List celeb hit on MSN. Solid +EV chance if you punt the showband leaders first. Dickie Rock and Big Red are serious challengers for a little SatNavigation.

[SatNav]

Given the likely timeline here I think we can roughly assume you were hit on by...

SPOILER

Elvis and The 1976 Miami Dolphins?

You cheeky feckin git, i was only potty trained then!!!!

Ye are just trying to get names out of me, hahahah kayroo i know excactly what your at

[SatNav]

Feeling the love aodea, feeling the love. I don't care that it's inspired by a high brought on by lemsip and nicolas cage with long hair and a wifebeater. I'll take it.

There's a definite game in guessing which Z-List celeb hit on MSN. Solid +EV chance if you punt the showband leaders first. Dickie Rock and Big Red are serious challengers for a little SatNavigation.

One is american and has played a in a very well known band ( very well known)

the other is from ( not funny ) limerick lol

[Kayroo]

You cheeky feckin git, i was only potty trained then!!!!

Ye are just trying to get names out of me, hahahah kayroo i know excactly what your at

Ah you're too quick for me so ya are.

Did this guy ever hit on ya?

[aodea]

Feeling the love aodea, feeling the love. I don't care that it's inspired by a high brought on by lemsip and nicolas cage with long hair and a wifebeater. I'll take it.

There's a definite game in guessing which Z-List celeb hit on MSN. Solid +EV chance if you punt the showband leaders first. Dickie Rock and Big Red are serious challengers for a little SatNavigation.

Yeah its defo got sumin to do with drugs and antibotics but none the less im a hard man to please.

Joe Dolan? D'unbelivables? Jim Coor? The cast of Glenroe?

[Kayroo]

One is american and has played a in a very well known band ( very well known)

the other is from ( not funny ) limerick lol

AND

[SatNav]

LOL hahahahahahahah no no no!!! im not saying anyway nothing happened , i was in a relationship at the time!!!

[The Situation]

Hmmm well known American band. I'm thinking late eighties, early ninties. Thinking you were a rock chick too. Member of Bon Jovi or Guns and Roses????

[Flushdraw]

One is american and has played a in a very well known band ( very well known)

the other is from ( not funny ) limerick lol

Nicky OD?

[SatNav]

Hmmm well known American band. I'm thinking late eighties, early ninties. Thinking you were a rock chick too. Member of Bon Jovi or Guns and Roses????

your warm lol it was 1991

Nicky OD?

who?

[Kayroo]

Hmmm well known American band. I'm thinking late eighties, early ninties. Thinking you were a rock chick too. Member of Bon Jovi or Guns and Roses????

Has played so I am lumping on Slash here.

[IPB Champ]

Are you Courtney Love?

[NoRiverRequired]

Ah feile they were the good old days, remind me sometime and ill fill ye in on a brill story about me and a chap called Hal cragin, Iggy pops Bass guitarist !


also had a great chat with Mr POP about our lovely irish weather!!

hint: broke up with my boyfriend that weekend!

Pic ...Hal cragin!

Winner Winner?

[SatNav]

Has played so I am lumping on Slash here.

no

Are you Courtney Love?

and no

[SatNav]

Winner Winner?

LMAO winner winner fair play to u, u have some memory lol

[NoRiverRequired]

LMAO winner winner fair play to u, u have some memory lol

BOOM!!!

[ComradeCollie]

Lol. Had to deliver something to the gym the Leinster Rugby lads use today. Somehow managed to stumble into a changing room with a couple of semi-naked lads. Wow, hadn't seen bodies like that since ever! Didn't know where to look Thankfully, was wearing enough gear to hide my own semi. 1980's porn scenario didn't play out