Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[SatNav]

wow Zuutroy thats a fab pic, like something from narnia!!!! do you own a really expensive camera?

[Guest]

In a way yes...iPhone 4!

tbh I think the subject is hard to take a bad pic of!

[Loopz]

No and I'd be surprised if I didn't know about it if there was one

The closest thing I can find is that he illustrated an edition of Patricia Lynch's the Turfcutters Donkey

So I was looking around trying to find out what you are after when I stumbled across this extraordinary fact that J B Yeats was the first person to win an Olympic Medal for Ireland!

the book supposedly has been outta print since the 70s, I'm only passing on 2nd hand hearsay so could be well wrong ( had a bottle of plonk on board too at the time) one of the illustrations is of a girl sitting on a fish, if that helps

[RasTa]

Zuutroys picture reminded me of this, the most impressive video I've seen in a long long time.

http://www.wimp.com/eigerrecord/

[ionapaul]

In a way yes...iPhone 4!

tbh I think the subject is hard to take a bad pic of!

GREAT pic - that looks excellent!

[Zod]

game of thrones: Awesome.

[Tar.Aldarion]

The series is out? I LOVE the books

[Guest]

the book supposedly has been outta print since the 70s, I'm only passing on 2nd hand hearsay so could be well wrong ( had a bottle of plonk on board too at the time) one of the illustrations is of a girl sitting on a fish, if that helps

?
[ame]http://www.amazon.com/Fairy-Tales-Ireland-William-Butler/dp/0020556403[/ame]

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/31763/31763-h/31763-h.htm

http://books.google.ie/books?id=mNNi4-dzumgC&printsec=frontcover&dq=Irish+Fairy+Tales,+Edited+by+W.+B.+%28William+Butler%29+Yeats,&source=bl&ots=hxsnkKrcpm&sig=J1BmNUAspOJH-qk7nr9_z0JCDG0&hl=en&ei=ubGsTcuXCNKBhQea_uXJCQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=9&ved=0CFkQ6AEwCA#v=onepage&q&f=false

[SatNav]

I'm having a JD and coke..... hope ye dont mind

[DeadParrot]

GREAT pic - that looks excellent!

I've a class pic from Marmot Basin in Jasper. Everytime I look at it I wonder how the fuck I climbed that high.
Must dig it out somewhere

[ionapaul]

game of thrones: Awesome.

The file has just finished downloading for me - time to watch!

[Electra Blue]

I'm having a JD and coke..... hope ye dont mind

On a Monday night?! Brave woman I'd join ya but only 5 more nights then I can open my bottle of Champagne!

Apart from the day of a old family friend's funeral the week before last - haven't touched a drop all lent...

[SatNav]

On a Monday night?! Brave woman I'd join ya but only 5 more nights then I can open my bottle of Champagne!

Apart from the day of a old family friend's funeral the week before last - haven't touched a drop all lent...

ah jules I have alot of shit on my brain at the moment and himself is gone too, just having a really shit night!

[Electra Blue]

ah jules I have alot of shit on my brain at the moment and himself is gone too, just having a really shit night!

Plus losing out on all those life-tilting 3xTurbo IUK Satts too... I don't blame you!

[Tar.Aldarion]

folded and flopped a royal flush. I hate you poker god!

[TM2204]

Fucking hate cnuting poker right now, can't win a flip, 60/40 or a 70/30 in any of the fooking PP IO sats i've had a crack at while the donks all around me hoover up chips.

Pretty fooking naf time to be running cold.

Looks like a relaxing poker free weekend with my kids in the (supposedly) good weather

[Guest]

folded and flopped a royal flush. I hate you poker god!

AFAIK
random generator generates a different flop if you are in the pot

[TM2204]

I've a class pic from Marmot Basin in Jasper. Everytime I look at it I wonder how the fuck I climbed that high.
Must dig it out somewhere

Totally OT but tried that http://proxy.chris-pc.com/ software you posted earlier and could not get iPlayer to play even though I chose the UK Ideas?

[SatNav]

Fucking hate cnuting poker right now, can't win a flip, 60/40 or a 70/30 in any of the fooking PP IO sats i've had a crack at while the donks all around me hoover up chips.

Pretty fooking naf time to be running cold.

Looks like a relaxing poker free weekend with my kids in the (supposedly) good weather

23.5 degrees I believe ooh bring it on.............. cant wait to bate the roads with the sweat hopping off me

[Bubbleking]

Search and Destroy. You get 1 life each. It was meant to be 5 v 5 but as you can see 10 seconds into this video Im left on my own to take on their team as all my team got killed. They were all french too meaning I have an inbox full of french hate mail

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIVWmWAPNgM"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIVWmWAPNgM[/ame]

[dannydiamond]

23.5 degrees I believe ooh bring it on.............. cant wait to bate the roads with the sweat hopping off me

Pussy (Female gash between legs)
Man.. that bitch had some bad road.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=road

[SatNav]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=road

WTF

[Electra Blue]

Fucking hate cnuting poker right now, can't win a flip, 60/40 or a 70/30 in any of the fooking PP IO sats i've had a crack at while the donks all around me hoover up chips.

Pretty fooking naf time to be running cold.

Looks like a relaxing poker free weekend with my kids in the (supposedly) good weather

I feel your pain Tom...

Not a bad idea to enjoy the sunshine, easter eggs and rob some of Michelle's drink! ;-D

[Electra Blue]

WTF

At least you can say you didn't start the dirty talk tonight...

[IPB Champ]

Search and Destroy. You get 1 life each. It was meant to be 5 v 5 but as you can see 10 seconds into this video Im left on my own to take on their team as all my team got killed. They were all french too meaning I have an inbox full of french hate mail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIVWmWAPNgM

Buy a Famas

[dannydiamond]

WTF

Road is slang for something else that I pointed out, and when you said you were going to bate the roads with the sweat hopping off you I found it amusing.

I even provided a link so you'd understand.

[SatNav]

At least you can say you didn't start the dirty talk tonight...

tis early yet jjules

[Electra Blue]

tis early yet jjules

Stammering already... how many drinks have you had Missus?! Should I hang around to see you tear lumps out of the Diamond?

Just realised its not a school night... and I packed the kids to bed early!

[Sirtoyou]

Stay calm SATNAV enjoy your drink.Think happy thoughts.

http://walmerconvenience.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/volcano.jpg

[Keane]

Buy a Famas

Search and Destroy. You get 1 life each. It was meant to be 5 v 5 but as you can see 10 seconds into this video Im left on my own to take on their team as all my team got killed. They were all french too meaning I have an inbox full of french hate mail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIVWmWAPNgM

That's sick

[SatNav]

Stammering already... how many drinks have you had Missus?! Should I hang around to see you tear lumps out of the Diamond?

Just realised its not a school night... and I packed the kids to bed early!

I know you wont believe me, but one day while eating some digestive biscuits a crumb fell under the J key so i preceded to pull it off ( the key that is) and the little rubber yoke came off too so i couldnt get it back on.

so bottom line is jules my J is fucked

[TM2204]

I know you wont believe me, but one day while eating some digestive biscuits a crumb fell under the J key so i preceded to pull it off ( the key that is) and the little rubber yoke came off too so i couldnt get it back on.

so bottom line is jules my J is fucked

So many lols here it's scary

[SatNav]

So many lols here it's scary

ah ya know what i mean FFS

[bohsman]

The series is out? I LOVE the books

Had been looking for new reads, ordered, cheers.

[Tar.Aldarion]

Had been looking for new reads, ordered, cheers.

Really don't think you will be disappointed, my second favourite series, enjoy! Only thing I hate about the tv series is he stopped writing the books, pretty much, while he was making it. Still, a good few books for you to catch up on.

[Bubbleking]

Buy a Famas

galil is better for search and destroy - has more power than the famas and the iron sights are better meaning I can use a silencer and not give my position away

Commando is GOAT gun though

[Electra Blue]

I know you wont believe me, but one day while eating some digestive biscuits a crumb fell under the J key so i preceded to pull it off ( the key that is) and the little rubber yoke came off too so i couldnt get it back on.

so bottom line is jules my J is fucked

You nutter!

I LOL'ed so hard... I knocked my glass of diet coke over my bloody mobile! Still waiting to see what 'J' means in the Urban dic'!

[dannydiamond]

Zuutroys picture reminded me of this, the most impressive video I've seen in a long long time.

http://www.wimp.com/eigerrecord/

That's incredible.

[Loopz]

?

http://www.amazon.com/Fairy-Tales-Ireland-William-Butler/dp/0020556403

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/31763...-h/31763-h.htm

http://books.google.ie/books?id=mNNi...page&q&f=false

many thanks that 2nd link confirms there is a book out there, don't think its from the right publisher as i couldn't see the illustration that i was looking for and it was printed in 2010. But now i have somewhere to start searching tomorrow

I'm having a JD and coke..... hope ye dont mind

work away knock yourself out have some more when that one is finished

haha i'm off to bed

[TM2204]

That's incredible.

Agreed. Fook me could feel my legs going just watching that guy

[Lord Sir Banter]

lol, someone get the book

http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/blog/2011/apr/18/extreme-ironing-m1-motorway-closure

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Extreme-Iron.../dp/1843305550

Tempted.

Sickos:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MV7-tMrbiM&feature=player_embedded[/ame]

Phase One of Dundalk ski, casino and all-weather tourism complex got the green light.

Ski facilty to be biggest in Europe.

Casino to follow if gambling laws adjusted.

Fuck cloud computing or Green energy. We should try to become the Vegas of Europe.

In Louth of all places.

http://koti.phnet.fi/santamik/sexophone.swf

Somehow it only got 27 points. wtf?

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-seDrv1eQo[/ame]

I've two pet chinchillas that I give mine to. They get so much more joy out of them than I ever could

Not as much as me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFoYk...layer_embedded

The self satisfied smile at 0:32 is hilarious!

Shakey cam and lens flares are incredibly annoying, mainly Shakey Cam though. Almost as bad as the current 3d fad that I really hope is just a fad and dies out very quickly, but sadly I think it'll go the other way first.

Fucking shakey camera, so retarded. My previous main gripe was the obsession that took over after pulp fiction (not saying it was the first to do it, but it sure popularised it) of substituting a decent story for simply chopping up the movie and putting the end at the start and the beginning in the middle and the middle somewhere at the end.
Every second movie did this for 10 years, so tilting.

[Guest]

galil is better for search and destroy - has more power than the famas and the iron sights are better meaning I can use a silencer and not give my position away

Commando is GOAT gun though

Have seen photos of my Estonian house mate in full camo gear with a Gaili shes a woman and not an ogre

[IPB Champ]

galil is better for search and destroy - has more power than the famas and the iron sights are better meaning I can use a silencer and not give my position away

Commando is GOAT gun though

Yeah the galil might be better if you are used to it. I just stick to the famas and it does the trick for me. I normally play domination or TDM so by the time i'm rank 44 i've maxed out 1500 kills with the famas so i go with the commando which is pretty good.

[bohsman]

Really don't think you will be disappointed, my second favourite series, enjoy! Only thing I hate about the tv series is he stopped writing the books, pretty much, while he was making it. Still, a good few books for you to catch up on.

Obvious q after that post... whats the favourite?

[IPB Champ]

Funny Mike Sexton impersonation from 5:20 onwards

http://www.pokertube.com/free-poker-videos?movie=17155&title=World_poker_Tour_S09_E10_1_2

[SatNav]

jesus just watching the late late show now, did any of ye see the band on it with the female singer all out of tune, really really bad

[Opr]

Mad hand on Channel 4 poker just now. Guy bets the river on a paired board with J high. Opponent calls with Jack high and the other guy mucks straight away. Guy turns over this hand to show him it would have been a chopped pot had he not mucked!

Opr

[Lord Sir Banter]

Funny Mike Sexton impersonation from 5:20 onwards

http://www.pokertube.com/free-poker-...ur_S09_E10_1_2

That's a pretty bad impression, guy seems like a tool too.
Hi.

[dazzler]

Really don't think you will be disappointed, my second favourite series, enjoy! Only thing I hate about the tv series is he stopped writing the books, pretty much, while he was making it. Still, a good few books for you to catch up on.

he's actually finished the next book (dance) - his publisher has even posted pics of the manuscript online for the unbelievers! due out this july iirc.

[Lord Sir Banter]

giraffes yo

[IPB Champ]

That's a pretty bad impression, guy seems like a tool too.
Hi.

Yellow.
Yeah it was very bad but hearing Mike cringe made it worthwhile .

[Lord Sir Banter]

lol, your avatar is disgusting+great. wp

[IPB Champ]

lol, your avatar is disgusting+great. wp

Oi yer bastard yer

[IPB Champ]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2IzFUwSNGw[/ame]

Having the next IPB meetup at mine.

[Tar.Aldarion]

Obvious q after that post... whats the favourite?

The Malazan Book of the Fallen Series, more fantasyish. Although i don't really know which is my favourite, hmm.

he's actually finished the next book (dance) - his publisher has even posted pics of the manuscript online for the unbelievers! due out this july iirc.

Whoop! Has to have been years at this stage

[Zuroph]

go to table quiz tonight, win the thing (finally!!!!), then head for home. our mates car has been broken into for a coat on the back seat. call the cops. while waiting some car circles block and throws eggs at us. FFS I hate this city some times. good night out ruined, and our visitors from UK leave with a bad impression because of some absolute cnuts.

[Tar.Aldarion]

bah out of a 5e(massive, I know ) shorthanded freezeout in second. damn you open ended straight flush draw, damn you!

[Mellor]

LOL insurance companies, what a bunch of low life scummy scammers.

So for two years my Son was working as a self employed Architectural technologist doing BER Certs, Planning permissions, drawings etc. to sign off on BER's the quango running it need to see professional indemnity insurance of x^n the value of any properties hes working on but fck it thats the deal pay up your c.€500 a year and look happy. Then last year he landed a job in London and he's off their working away and all's going well, I spoke to the insurance broker about cancelling the policy and getting a refund on the remaining 9 months but he sais it wasn't a runner so c'est la vie.
Now the renewal is up and I mailed them to cancel it. Thats fine they say but the policy we had only provides cover the moment that claims are made against you and not for the work you have done so in case anyone wants to claim you need to get another policy called a run off that only costs 90% of the original premium and decreases every year thereafter.
I'll leave it to your imagination the terms in which they were told to go fuck themselves, suffice to say I felt better after getting my feelings about them off my chest

You probably don't want to hear it but you are pretty much in the wrong here. It's really important to keep up PI after you stop working. It's the same as if any other professional was negligent and had retired. He is still liable for work he did for certain amount of time.
I think keeping it up for 5 or 10 years is standard and it decreases by 10 or 20% per year.

PI isn't needed for planning and unless he was signing off against compliance certs e500 looks kinda high for BER alone. But maybe not.

[Tar.Aldarion]

Anybody else have a problem that if you buy into a tourney with vip points, hem just reports errors when trying to import the hands?

[sligoboi]

and our visitors from UK leave with a bad impression because of some absolute cnuts.

And that was before you went out tonight......


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