1) 3 urinals in the jacks in work. If I walk into the jacks needing a piss and there's someone standing at the middle one is it acceptable for me to piss in the one on the left or the right or should I sheepishly go to a bog and pretending I'm taking a dump?
2) Is yer man acting the bollox by pissing in the middle one? I'd usually take one on either side if there were 3 free out of consideration to my co-workers.
I meekly ducked into the bog fwiw. He took a ridic long time washing his hands too so I had to pretend to wipe my arse and along with the obligatory flush
1) If the bog is free, than in the bog. Otherwise choose the urinal furthest away from the sink in this tricky situation
2) He is indeed. Unless he just happened to arrive along when the only urinal free was the middle one and any bogs were occupied
1) 3 urinals in the jacks in work. If I walk into the jacks needing a piss and there's someone standing at the middle one is it acceptable for me to piss in the one on the left or the right or should I sheepishly go to a bog and pretending I'm taking a dump?
2) Is yer man acting the bollox by pissing in the middle one? I'd usually take one on either side if there were 3 free out of consideration to my co-workers.
I meekly ducked into the bog fwiw. He took a ridic long time washing his hands too so I had to pretend to wipe my arse and along with the obligatory flush
Stand at the one on the left and piss in the one on the right. He won't pull that middle urinal sh*t again yo.
1) 3 urinals in the jacks in work. If I walk into the jacks needing a piss and there's someone standing at the middle one is it acceptable for me to piss in the one on the left or the right or should I sheepishly go to a bog and pretending I'm taking a dump?
2) Is yer man acting the bollox by pissing in the middle one? I'd usually take one on either side if there were 3 free out of consideration to my co-workers.
I meekly ducked into the bog fwiw. He took a ridic long time washing his hands too so I had to pretend to wipe my arse and along with the obligatory flush
I hate to say it but I have to agree with electra here. Just piss in another urinal.
Unless you haven't grown out of your stage fright of course.
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit.
1) 3 urinals in the jacks in work. If I walk into the jacks needing a piss and there's someone standing at the middle one is it acceptable for me to piss in the one on the left or the right or should I sheepishly go to a bog and pretending I'm taking a dump?
2) Is yer man acting the bollox by pissing in the middle one? I'd usually take one on either side if there were 3 free out of consideration to my co-workers.
I meekly ducked into the bog fwiw. He took a ridic long time washing his hands too so I had to pretend to wipe my arse and along with the obligatory flush
in all fuckin fairness , this is just hilarious, i actually cant believe what im reading, what kind of a post is that , id be mortified to post that.
if us females starting posting crap like that, i hate to think of the reaction.
" ooh jules where shall we pee pee today" heheheheheheh
1) 3 urinals in the jacks in work. If I walk into the jacks needing a piss and there's someone standing at the middle one is it acceptable for me to piss in the one on the left or the right or should I sheepishly go to a bog and pretending I'm taking a dump?
2) Is yer man acting the bollox by pissing in the middle one? I'd usually take one on either side if there were 3 free out of consideration to my co-workers.
I meekly ducked into the bog fwiw. He took a ridic long time washing his hands too so I had to pretend to wipe my arse and along with the obligatory flush
1) 3 urinals in the jacks in work. If I walk into the jacks needing a piss and there's someone standing at the middle one is it acceptable for me to piss in the one on the left or the right or should I sheepishly go to a bog and pretending I'm taking a dump?
2) Is yer man acting the bollox by pissing in the middle one? I'd usually take one on either side if there were 3 free out of consideration to my co-workers.
I meekly ducked into the bog fwiw. He took a ridic long time washing his hands too so I had to pretend to wipe my arse and along with the obligatory flush
ducking in is one thing, but staying in there til he leaves is just bizzare.
what i don't get is why the doors open inwards. make more sense to let me be able to kick them open.
in all fuckin fairness , this is just hilarious, i actually cant believe what im reading, what kind of a post is that , id be mortified to post that.
if us females starting posting crap like that, i hate to think of the reaction.
" ooh jules where shall we pee pee today" heheheheheheh
As if(!) Men always have been fascinated by their own bodily functions especially urine and faeces... which for the life of me I don’t understand(!) But I have to thank the recent posters – my bar of chocolate stays uneaten (!) Anyone want chocolate? Its lovely Fry’s Bourneville mint... very good for constipation I’m told(!)
Kevin – you had the CHEEK to interfere with the other thread, then locked it (!) Just reopen it and we’ll leave the BBV ... you can’t ban us for speaking our minds! It’s a free country (last I heard)
Have to agree , what harm to have a ladies thread to talk about things that dont interest ye men with a bit if poker in-between. If ye want to comment on the poker side of it fair enough. If ye don't want to comment on the x factor , latest fashion etc well then dont.
I personally think it's a great idea. I'm sure there are ladies who would like to join IPB but might feel a little overwhelmed by it all and might find it easier in a ladies thread.
1) 3 urinals in the jacks in work. If I walk into the jacks needing a piss and there's someone standing at the middle one is it acceptable for me to piss in the one on the left or the right or should I sheepishly go to a bog and pretending I'm taking a dump?
2) Is yer man acting the bollox by pissing in the middle one? I'd usually take one on either side if there were 3 free out of consideration to my co-workers.
I meekly ducked into the bog fwiw. He took a ridic long time washing his hands too so I had to pretend to wipe my arse and along with the obligatory flush
Great post!
Women just don't understand toilet etiquette, hence why they have to wait for half an hour to go in an nightclub...
Are you man or mouse?! Just go up and piss the nearest urinal, so what if he's standing next to you(!) He's not going to pass any remarks is he? Or are you self-concious about your size? There's help out there for that kind of thing...
There prob was 2 men using the outter two urinals and HE had no choice but use the middle one... in this case he's more of a man and happy in his own skin than you are.
FFS! Men(!)
Kevin... have you read my PM yet? Unlock our thread please!
Women just don't understand toilet etiquette, hence why they have to wait for half an hour to go in an nightclub...
Pure ignorance of the issues!
lol,what woman waits half an hour? screw that,if theres a que im off to the mens toilets! apologise as ya enter and once again when leaving and its dandy
lol,what woman waits half an hour? screw that,if theres a que im off to the mens toilets! apologise as ya enter and once again when leaving and its dandy
i see women banging on my cubicle i piss all over the seat and shite on the ground
gtfo out muppets
lol,what woman waits half an hour? screw that,if theres a que im off to the mens toilets! apologise as ya enter and once again when leaving and its dandy
Hey bitches the piss bucket is full, one of ye make yer self useful and go empty it please, oh and on the way back bring me my pipe and slippers. There's a good girl
Women just don't understand toilet etiquette, hence why they have to wait for half an hour to go in an nightclub...
Pure ignorance of the issues!
Excuse me... what am I missing - please enlighten me!
Why would you want to 'pretend' to take a dump than piss in the next urinal?! That smacks of serious personal issues to me. EVERYONE has to take a piss, its no big deal! Granted you are peeing next to a stranger and its uncomfortable but why make an issue of it now? Why not 20/30/50 years ago when the idea of urinals was first promoted?!
Seriously, have any of you guys been to India? Cambodia? They pee everywhere... I saw 4 men peeing into a drain on one street, hip to hip, then another squatted down and did his business... all in the open. No one batted an eyelid. They didn't know each othyer, they all just came up from different directions and did it. Even in Amsterdam they have public conveniences that are merely 'poles' covered by heavy metal mesh wire from your knees up to your shoulders... men just go in and pee into the drain at the bottom of the pole - there's no fancy urinals to cover modesty! There was no cubicle to hide behind, no toilet roll holder to play around with and 'pretend' to wipe your arse(!)
Hey bitches the piss bucket is full, one of ye make yer self useful and go empty it please, oh and on the way back bring me my pipe and slippers. There's a good girl
Hey bitches the piss bucket is full, one of ye make yer self useful and go empty it please, oh and on the way back bring me my pipe and slippers. There's a good girl
Open our thread first sexist pig! I'll put your slippers and pipe in the bucket and pour it over your head first ...
Excuse me... what am I missing - please enlighten me!
Why would you want to 'pretend' to take a dump than piss in the next urinal?! That smacks of serious personal issues to me. EVERYONE has to take a piss, its no big deal! Granted you are peeing next to a stranger and its uncomfortable but why make an issue of it now? Why not 20/30/50 years ago when the idea of urinals was first promoted?!
Seriously, have any of you guys been to India? Cambodia? They pee everywhere... I saw 4 men peeing into a drain on one street, hip to hip, then another squatted down and did his business... all in the open. No one batted an eyelid. They didn't know each othyer, they all just came up from different directions and did it. Even in Amsterdam they have public conveniences that are merely 'poles' covered by heavy metal mesh wire from your knees up to your shoulders... men just go in and pee into the drain at the bottom of the pole - there's no fancy urinals to cover modesty! There was no cubicle to hide behind, no toilet roll holder to play around with and 'pretend' to wipe your arse(!)
Run goodish brag....no doubt i won't be so lucky for the remainder of the month, but 8.5k hands in and AA 40 times and yet to suffer a loss. Not often that happens! All 20nl and shame that about 10-12 of these were just 3bets where i took it down pre
Excuse me... what am I missing - please enlighten me!
Why would you want to 'pretend' to take a dump than piss in the next urinal?! That smacks of serious personal issues to me. EVERYONE has to take a piss, its no big deal! Granted you are peeing next to a stranger and its uncomfortable but why make an issue of it now? Why not 20/30/50 years ago when the idea of urinals was first promoted?!
Seriously, have any of you guys been to India? Cambodia? They pee everywhere... I saw 4 men peeing into a drain on one street, hip to hip, then another squatted down and did his business... all in the open. No one batted an eyelid. They didn't know each othyer, they all just came up from different directions and did it. Even in Amsterdam they have public conveniences that are merely 'poles' covered by heavy metal mesh wire from your knees up to your shoulders... men just go in and pee into the drain at the bottom of the pole - there's no fancy urinals to cover modesty! There was no cubicle to hide behind, no toilet roll holder to play around with and 'pretend' to wipe your arse(!)
If it's not an issue i'll take a communal shit with you any day electra, just to help you fit in like.
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit.
Why would you want to 'pretend' to take a dump than piss in the next urinal?!
I 100% agree with this. Never in a million years would i want to pretend i'm taking a dump. It's nightmare as it is when you need to take a dump in the ifrst place
If I leave the bog without him hearing the plunk of a turd the jig's up and I may as well have stood beside him in the first place.
No matter whether it's work/pub/club or whatever, if i'm needing a leak and there's a cubicle free, i use it and leave the urinal alone. I actually just leave the door open when i'm taking a piss. I don't see any reason why you think you need to stand beside someone at a urinal if it's free
If it's not an issue i'll take a communal shit with you any day electra, just to help you fit in like.
Ha! You wish! Women didn't do it in public... Well I didn't see any - only men. But strangely in THIS country, we have women with no qualms about sharing cubicles and popping into the mens (Ahem! Like Liz! Can't remember if I ever did that!) and men afraid to pee beside each other(!)
Someone wake up Raoul Duke III and tell him we've reached a new low.
On that note I can happily report that the book Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is fantastically funny and thoroughly enjoyable. I listened to an unabridged audio of it, and was happy I did. I probably enjoyed it more for actually hearing the shouts of "You lousy bastard" and whatnot.
Someone wake up Raoul Duke III and tell him we've reached a new low.
On that note I can happily report that the book Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is fantastically funny and thoroughly enjoyable. I listened to an unabridged audio of it, and was happy I did. I probably enjoyed it more for actually hearing the shouts of "You lousy bastard" and whatnot.
Would have been the ideal Book Club starter in hindsight.
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Are you man or mouse?! Just go up and piss the nearest urinal, so what if he's standing next to you(!) He's not going to pass any remarks is he? Or are you self-concious about your size? There's help out there for that kind of thing...
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