Bad Beat/Moaning/Venting - pray for Lazare

[Guest]

Big news...

Hope you're OK hun

[Raoul Duke III]

Just say it rhymed yo! Good effort imo. Infairness it's very decent of GAB to provide so much material!!!

We should run a dedicated competition actually. Could be pretty funny.

First prize: night out with GAB
Second prize: two nights out with GAB

[dobby]

According to a sky sports presenter they are the All England champions

Two presenters m8. Ms. Wyse was the first to make that boo boo.

[RichieM]

I think given todays argument it's fair to say that Dublin aren't the best football team in Ireland.

I also think Solks is spot on with the hell that is changing duvet covers. It's not so much the difficulty, it's that when it goes wrong....it goes horribly wrong.

Changing Duvets is generally not the problem for me its that I we change our sheets on Sunday evenings so I am usually hungover and tired from being away for the weekend.

It is some hassle really

[RichieM]

First prize: night out with GAB
Second prize: two nights out with GAB

Third prize a pair of steak knives.

With GAB explaining the pros and cons in 3 nightly seminars

[Guest]

Have they invented a robot that can iron your clothes yet, the company that does that will make all of the money

[poprock]

move on by, just another customer service rant from the guy who gets upset at shit customer service and interaction.

Called Audi Sandyford to ask about have new wiper blades on my car. Was told, easy peasy, no need to make an appointment just pop in and we will do it for you while you wait. Arrive today, main reception send me to parts where everything starts to unravel. Having requested new blades the guy pops out back and gets them and upon returning pops two boxes containing said blades on the counter and says "there you go, that will be €54". He did so in a very, that's where this ends buddy type of time so I ask if he was going to put them on for me but he told me they were short staffed and he couldn't. I am getting into my lean forward, fix my gaze upon him stance when he says "If you pop your head into the workshop next door you might find someone to stick them in for you". Anyway the rest you can imagine from here but I told him to hold onto the blades for "safekeeping". He reversed and sorted it out but fuck me - this guy should be shown the door.

Now, who can turn this into a song?

Blades you have?
We do !
Fit them too!

Blades for you
Fit them too?
Can you not do?

Oh you cannot do!
Let me take it out back
I got an itchy sac

Fit them I did!
Smarmy git he thinks
Posh prick he thinks

[AndyFatBastard]

Changing Duvets is generally not the problem for me its that I we change our sheets on Sunday evenings so I am usually hungover and tired from being away for the weekend.

It is some hassle really

Change your sheets every sunday, eh? Posh cunce.

[shrapnel]

new sponsor?

[iSnow]

Opted for poem instead:

Here are your blades, sir
Don't be cuntish fit them now
Happy to oblige.

[Guest]

there once was a poster called Bigcitybanker
With his actions and words he tended to cause rancour
Then he sold his account
For an undetermined amount
Now some Yankee neckbeards think that he's a wanker

[shrapnel]

there once was a young man with an Audi
Who wanted a pair of new blades in a jiffy
here you go sir, new blades for your motor
but fit them yourself you lazy fucking nancy.

[careca]

We should run a dedicated competition actually. Could be pretty funny.

The night time entries could be good

[Guest]

move on by, just another customer service rant from the guy who gets upset at shit customer service and interaction.

Called Audi Sandyford to ask about have new wiper blades on my car. Was told, easy peasy, no need to make an appointment just pop in and we will do it for you while you wait. Arrive today, main reception send me to parts where everything starts to unravel. Having requested new blades the guy pops out back and gets them and upon returning pops two boxes containing said blades on the counter and says "there you go, that will be €54". He did so in a very, that's where this ends buddy type of time so I ask if he was going to put them on for me but he told me they were short staffed and he couldn't. I am getting into my lean forward, fix my gaze upon him stance when he says "If you pop your head into the workshop next door you might find someone to stick them in for you". Anyway the rest you can imagine from here but I told him to hold onto the blades for "safekeeping". He reversed and sorted it out but fuck me - this guy should be shown the door.

Now, who can turn this into a song?

90% complete, now if someone wants to share song writing credits with me and Trevor Horn, feel free to finish it

I called Audi out in Sandyford
I said mate can I have a word
The wipers are gone
and cant wipe the shit done by the birds
Oh-a-oh
I can't see the road mate
Oh-a-oh
And I got's a hot date


He says sur come on out we got the lot
We'll fit them for you it will not take a jot
He sounded very helpful
So I said I'd give it a shot
Oh-a-oh
I got in the car
Oh-a-oh
The drive wasnt that far

When I got there the mood it had changed
It was not like we had pre-arranged
He waddles out and drops them at my feet
There you go mate our transaction is complete

<line missing>

I wont fit them for you
Oh-a-oh
Cause I got waaayy to much to do


Oh-a-oh
You want to kill them?
Oh-a-oh
What did you tell them?

You can shove yer wipers up yer gash
You ain't seeing none of my cash
And I hope your missus has a dirty rash
Oh-a-oh

<last verse goes here>

[horatio1]

Should have gone to Halfords GAB, fit them for a tenner with a smile. There is the embarrassment that someone you know might drive past while they fit them in the Halfords maintenance ( this lad shouldn't have a car) spot.

[hotspur]

I think Louis CK and I have reached the point whereby I can just reply to all BBV topics with a video of his. So re: GabWiperGate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty2NorHigBM

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[Denny Crane]

^ fitting response to the newspaper article too

[Guest]

^ fitting response to the newspaper article too

They don't seem to be printing any letters in reply to it,I'm sure they've had a few

[RichieM]

Change your sheets every sunday, eh? Posh cunce.

I have been trying to push for a monday sheet changing to avoid sleeping on the sunday night sweats all week.

Obv I am over ruled on all domestic issues now

[Keane]

It's excellent, might not be for everyone. Could be a bit slow or hard to follow if you are not familiar with the books and the approach she is taking to the history.
10/10 IMO.

Book good?

[Guest]

Audi,Auu-auudii
Together standing tall,
We'll show him,we'll shoo--ow him
We're not at his beck and call

[Lord Sir Banter]

Happy Birthday @The-Rigger. M8

Watching and crushing 15-to-1, with age comes knowledge m8.
Pancakes being served up to me for brunch. /thumbs up

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[Strewelpeter]

Book good?

Brilliant. I couldn't recommend them highly enough.
She has an incredible talent and she shows it off perfectly in what she does in these books.

[Flushdraw]

Had Countdown on yesterday and Matt Le Tissier was a contestant, and he slaughtered his opponent 105-44. I'm on Ch4+1 today but he's 62-13 up on another contestant (who's got 4 letter words for 3 consecutive rounds prior to the last one where 'she thinks' she got a 7 'Eh, deposit?' she says sheepishly). How she only got 200 in the numbers with 100,75,4,4,3,1 too, i don't know.

I'm 100% convinced they have hand-picked the weakest contestants for these 2 shows so far, because although Matt is ok, he's had no competition whatsover.

[Keane]

Brilliant. I couldn't recommend them highly enough.
She has an incredible talent and she shows it off perfectly in what she does in these books.

Nice one

[RichieM]

Book good?

2 books are fantastic but are a tough read at the start. Definitely not holiday reading or just a chapter before bed but the other kind where you need to concentrate.

As always the books are much better and Cromwell is much more refined and sneaky in the TV show than the brute raised the wrong way bullying his way to influence in the books.

That was my take on them anyway and I am looking forward to the final book landing at some stage soon.

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[NuckChorris]

The podcast that was highly recommended on here, Serial, is going to be made into a TV show. Haven't listened to the podcast but given the reviews the potential of the show is huge.

http://www.independent.ie/entertainm...-31573646.html

[The Situation]

Great start to the Wales Fiji game, Fiji running it in the most -ev areas, must be a national shame to kick it.

[Dice75]

Great start to the Wales Fiji game, Fiji running it in the most -ev areas, must be a national shame to kick it.

Who scored the Welsh try?

[The Situation]

Who scored the Welsh try?

Davies

[thechamp87]

Who scored the Welsh try?

Gareth Davies

[Dice75]

Davies

Cheers. Would you believe I missed the first 15 mins because the wife had me changing a duvet cover. BBV is strong it seems. I need a shower.

[elbows]

Cheers. Would you believe I missed the first 15 mins because the wife had me changing a duvet cover. BBV is strong it seems. I need a shower.

I am at home watching the game. The cleaner is changing my duvet cover.

[FeetMagic]

Had Countdown on yesterday and Matt Le Tissier was a contestant, and he slaughtered his opponent 105-44. I'm on Ch4+1 today but he's 62-13 up on another contestant (who's got 4 letter words for 3 consecutive rounds prior to the last one where 'she thinks' she got a 7 'Eh, deposit?' she says sheepishly). How she only got 200 in the numbers with 100,75,4,4,3,1 too, i don't know.

I'm 100% convinced they have hand-picked the weakest contestants for these 2 shows so far, because although Matt is ok, he's had no competition whatsover.

What was the target number?

[elbows]

Did any one see the putt Els missed. Was less than a foot and he completely missed the hole.

[The Situation]

This group A is an absolute war. Wales fans will be praying Aus do England so they can have lots of rest before the quarters.

[Closed_Account]

Is Airbnb legit? Booking a place for a week or so that looks way too good to be true, first time using it.

[eamonhonda]

Is Airbnb legit? Booking a place for a week or so that looks way too good to be true, first time using it.

Its as legit as eBay is legit, nothing to say individual person renting to you isn't dodge but the site is good.

[Flushdraw]

What was the target number?

Sorry, 201

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[Strewelpeter]

Is Airbnb legit? Booking a place for a week or so that looks way too good to be true, first time using it.

Sister booked an amazing looking 2bed apt in Williamsburg ny 8 nights for $1500. Rent wouldn't be much less
it can be hit and miss depending on area and demand but there is still some value to be had.

When I was looking for places in Belfast recently all I could find was shitty looking spare rooms

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[Closed_Account]

http://berlin.craigslist.de/apa/5243939708.html

Also on craigslist.

Hmmmmm.

[mdoug]

Well that looks fake as shit

[Raoul Duke III]

What a try!

Also; how did England lose to Wales? They are muck.

[Raoul Duke III]

Biggar has added extra tics since Saturday.

[davepoke/her]

Sunday night sweats are a regular thing? Thank fck, might not need that new liver after all.

Tuesday poops are worse I find.

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[Raoul Duke III]

This is a brilliant game. It's there for Fiji and Wales are only just hanging on.

[Raoul Duke III]

Fucking Lacey being a massive homer too.

[Raoul Duke III]

So if you charge it down dead, you get a 5m scrum? WTF?

[Raoul Duke III]

Lacey is a disgrace here

[The C Kid]

So if you charge it down dead, you get a 5m scrum? WTF?

5m scrum if passed back into dead ball area by kicking side.

[Raoul Duke III]

5m scrum if passed back into dead ball area by kicking side.

What do you think of the reffing this half?

[The C Kid]

What do you think of the reffing this half?

Very poor, for both sides.

Most annoying thing is the inconsistency, even throughout the game. Refs so different game to game, all ping completely different things.

[Raoul Duke III]

Very poor, for both sides.

Ok. Thought it was just me! Fiji getting the worst of it by far imo.

Wales are 33/1 shots to win this WC in my view.

[The Situation]

Scots probably aren't the worst 120 shots you'll ever see, whoever they face from pool A could be out on their feet after the group stages, if I was them I'd put the 2nd team out South Africa to conserve as much energy for Somoa and the likely knockouts thereafter.