Bad Beat/Moaning/Venting - pray for Lazare

[eamonhonda]

Dublin people, need help. I am staying in the Ballsbridge Hotel next week and have to park my car up there and then make my way to 1 Burlington Plaza, Ballsbridge as parking per hour is 2.90 per hour Now I am not the best in the world for directions . I will manage hotel obv as have stayed there before but what I need to know is which direction do I go when I walk out of hotel? please make this simple please as Im a dope and will deffo get lost and I cant afford to be late lol. Going by email its a 5 to 10 min stroll from hotel.

ty in advance

Smartphone age, you couldnt possibly go wrong

[shrapnel]

What's with people in the crowd waving 'try' signs? Do they bring them with them, or does some sponsor hand them out?

Handed out outside for whoever wants. They also act as some kind of rattle when you fold it up and shake it

[Solskjaer]

Come out of hotel,
Cross road,
- whilst paying attention to the footsteps behind you
Turn right
- clench buttocks
1st left - hook around
- quickly, very quickly
Straight - 1st right
-pretend you know the couple at the bus stop
Straight to Waterloo road
-Nope, stay with that couple
Left
-nope
1st right
-NOooo bus stop bus stop
2nd right
-RIP
Your destination is on the right
-but you aren't
14 mins journey time if walking
SKYs loss
5 mins in a taxi for about 5 quid
Ah good girl,

FYP (satnav take note and a cab)

[SatNav]

Come out of hotel,
Cross road,
Turn right
1st left - hook around
Straight - 1st right
Straight to Waterloo road
Left
1st right
2nd right
Your destination is on the right

14 mins journey time if walking

5 mins in a taxi for about 5 quid

Taxi is a great idea , I just think I will do that altogether. thanks a mill

Dodgy enough area for walking. I'd drive tbh. Just use the Satnav and tell it to bring you the M50 route...

oh jesus dont be saying the area is dodgy ffs Im brutal on my own around Dublin!

[6starpool]

Taxi is a great idea , I just think I will do that altogether. thanks a mill



oh jesus dont be saying the area is dodgy ffs Im brutal on my own around Dublin!

I think you've been in the area around the Burlington often enough to know what type of area it is at this stage. You can't have been drunk and oblivious all the time surely?

[6starpool]

Sweet Chariot is as bad and painful as the fields of Athenry when sung over and over repeatedly. Such a dirge of a song.

[SatNav]

I think you've been in the area around the Burlington often enough to know what type of area it is at this stage. You can't have been drunk and oblivious all the time surely?

Anytime I was in the Burlo I was never sober lol and I certainly wasnt out walking about the area. I am a bag of nerves in cities on my own. Also I aint called SatNav for nothing . I still have to use maps driving to the airport and I am up and down there collecting colm every 8 weeks. I am absolutely brutal with that stuff

[Solskjaer]

The Biggar Heart

[Hitchhiker's Guide To...]

...

[SatNav]

Really really really can't imagine how I would get hard sticking my dick in a nine-month pregnant lady. I don't even watch that type of stuff on pornhub.

lol

[Lazare]

Dublin people, need help. I am staying in the Ballsbridge Hotel next week and have to park my car up there and then make my way to 1 Burlington Plaza, Ballsbridge as parking per hour is 2.90 per hour Now I am not the best in the world for directions . I will manage hotel obv as have stayed there before but what I need to know is which direction do I go when I walk out of hotel? please make this simple please as Im a dope and will deffo get lost and I cant afford to be late lol. Going by email its a 5 to 10 min stroll from hotel.

ty in advance

Just open google maps at the Ballsbridge hotel, enter 1 Burlington Plaza, select 'walk' and hit navigate.

[Lazare]

Thinking of the 2+2 lurking neckbeards' confusion at us giving someone called 'Satnav' directioins and instructions on how to use a satnav.

[SatNav]

Just open google maps at the Ballsbridge hotel, enter 1 Burlington Plaza, select 'walk' and hit navigate.

I have used walking on the maps before , an absolute disaster. If you saw me in motion at both times you would have pissed yourself. It was like it was trying to take the piss out of me , one min I was going one way then the next heading back the way I came. I ended up miles away from where I was meant to be on one occasion . Taxi will do fuck it!

[Lazare]

I have used walking on the maps before , an absolute disaster. If you saw me in motion at both times you would have pissed yourself. It was like it was trying to take the piss out of me , one min I was going one way then the next heading back the way I came. I ended up miles away from where I was meant to be on one occasion . Taxi will do fuck it!

Ah, you must've been turning your phone upside down. When you do that google thinks you've turned around and sends you walking the wrong way.

[Strewelpeter]

Tough stuff. Wales might have been better off letting them put 50 on them, I love to see them steal it but England really do look like a quality outfit

[SatNav]

Ah, you must've been turning your phone upside down. When you do that google thinks you've turned around and sends you walking the wrong way.

Thats how the name satnav came about originally outside Barrys hotel at the IPB game, I had maps upside down and got all confused . It also didnt help that I thought Westmeath was a town in Co Meath

[ComradeCollie]

Dublin people, need help. I am staying in the Ballsbridge Hotel next week and have to park my car up there and then make my way to 1 Burlington Plaza, Ballsbridge as parking per hour is 2.90 per hour Now I am not the best in the world for directions . I will manage hotel obv as have stayed there before but what I need to know is which direction do I go when I walk out of hotel? please make this simple please as Im a dope and will deffo get lost and I cant afford to be late lol. Going by email its a 5 to 10 min stroll from hotel.

ty in advance

I'd avoid Pembroke lane, and stick to Pembroke road, even if it takes 30 seconds longer. At least this bookshop won't be open that early to distract you http://www.firsteditions.ie/

[Raoul Duke III]

Just sustained brutality by both teams. Have Wales any players left?

[Emmet]

Great try

[Solskjaer]

brilliant blood and thunder game of Rugby.

[Theresa]

Cracking second half. Funking hard for a Wales win. I love it when England get beaten, especially this English team so so detestable.

[ComradeCollie]

Thread needs some kind of LLyod big heart comment

[Strewelpeter]

Just sustained brutality by both teams. Have Wales any players left?

Really

Watch soccer if you aren't loving this IMO.. Great game, loads of quality on show.

[Raoul Duke III]

England are the new Clermont. Bottle job for the ages.

[Strewelpeter]

Wales Kill the game now

It would take some stupidity to lose it from here

[Solskjaer]

TV3 commentator such comically bad awareness of what happening at times.

[6starpool]

Fair fucks Wales.

[Raoul Duke III]

Really

Watch soccer if you aren't loving this IMO.. Great game, loads of quality on show.

Neither of these teams will get anywhere near winning this thing imo.

It was a close game but not a quality one.

[Strewelpeter]

Great stuff and you can't say they didn't deserve it.

[Emmet]

Terrible game of rugby. Great game of rugby.

[Lazare]

Thats how the name satnav came about originally outside Barrys hotel at the IPB game, I had maps upside down and got all confused . It also didnt help that I thought Westmeath was a town in Co Meath

Up until about a year ago I thought Youghal was prounounced You Gall and that Y'all was another place entirely.

[shrapnel]

Holy shit. Wasn't expecting that

[shano1888]

Lol England thinking they were the Japs. Shove your fucking chariot up your holes.

[Lazare]

What's goin on up in Ballsbridge for ye anyway? A Sky thing?

[V for Vendetta]

Hilarious.

[Guest]

TV3 commentator such comically bad awareness of what happening at times.

Doesn't know the score, doesn't know that it's standard to take a 48 m kick with 6 mins to go from in front of the posts to potentially win the game. Where do they get these guys?

[KevIRL]

Wales gonna do it from here.

Genius. Wp

[6starpool]

After watching an enthralling game of rugby, now it's time to watch an awful film.

[Strewelpeter]

Neither of these teams will get anywhere near winning this thing imo.

It was a close game but not a quality one.

I don't agree at all... it was a bit scrappy first quarter but there was loads of quality on show after that.

England were the better team and Brown stood out again but the big heart and playing smart at the business end did it for Wales.

[V for Vendetta]

What a fucking choke job from England. Playing against 2 scrumhalfs, 2 outhalfs and Alex Cuthbert and they shit their pants. Explain that one Lancaster.

[Emmet]

After watching an enthralling game of rugby, now it's time to watch an awful film.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_(2014_film)

This

[Solskjaer]

Genius. Wp

BIGGAR heart (for Couriercollie as he missed it 1st time)

[Theresa]

Canadian TV. Polite assholes. Don't switch off... I want to wallow in Farrells, Brown, Robshaws and the rest of the pricks misery.

Fair balls to Wales though, serious serious heart.

[shrapnel]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_(2014_film)

This

i know i'm one of the few but i enjoyed that film

[Bubbleking]

Gatland is an insufferable bastard. Really takes the shine off the win

[TheDrunkenOne]

England should console themselves that 3rd place teams automatically qualify for next world cup

[Bubbleking]

Meh Lancaster no better. Blaming his players for bad decisions is poor form

[Raoul Duke III]

What a fucking choke job from England. Playing against 2 scrumhalfs, 2 outhalfs and Alex Cuthbert and they shit their pants. Explain that one Lancaster.

Matt Williams nailed it. England threw it away alright. No leaders.

Hilarious to watch as you said.

[The C Kid]

LOL at Lancaster's fucking pathetic response about the penalty decision when you've made some of the worst substitutions you'll ever see.

[Raoul Duke III]

Barman here insistent on grinding black pepper into Hendricks. Works too.

[Solskjaer]

England should console themselves that 3rd place teams automatically qualify for next world cup

short trip home also. Not all bad

[Jam-Fly]

not taking the points for the draw there has to be seriously -EV there? With Australia in the pool and two teams qualifying, losing to Wales is a disaster. What % of the time does Farrell make that kick?

[Strewelpeter]

They were probably right to go for the corner instead of a c. 60% kick for a draw.

This thheory is tentative while we await AJ's analysis of the table

[Guest]

LOL brits out. Been a great world cup for schadenfreude at watching arrogant pricks get stuffed. Lovely

[Solskjaer]

think Wales deserve a lot more credit than LOLenglerand. They ran at England when 10 points dwn and the try was exciting, inciteful and perfect theatre. and yeah Lolengerland.
and WHAT a kick from near the halfway line.

[KevIRL]

Australia to win the pool 9/4. Look good?

[V for Vendetta]

LOL at Lancaster's fucking pathetic response about the penalty decision when you've made some of the worst substitutions you'll ever see.

The guy is a paint by numbers coach. Youngs was man of the match and he takes him off. Farrell played very well and then he shifts him to 12 when the game needed a steady hand at the tiller to bring it home.

The line out call at the end was very indicative of a team lacking genuine belief in themselves which I blame on the chopping and changing over the last 2 years.

[eamonhonda]

Enjoyed that game a lot. Up the ra

[V for Vendetta]

Australia to win the pool 9/4. Look good?

Great shout!

[Solskjaer]

Enjoyed that game a lot. Up the ra

This does not fucking SLIP