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Originally posted by V for Vendetta View PostJust say it rhymed yo! Good effort imo. Infairness it's very decent of GAB to provide so much material!!!
We should run a dedicated competition actually. Could be pretty funny.
Second prize: two nights out with GAB
"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Theresa View PostI think given todays argument it's fair to say that Dublin aren't the best football team in Ireland.
I also think Solks is spot on with the hell that is changing duvet covers. It's not so much the difficulty, it's that when it goes wrong....it goes horribly wrong.
It is some hassle really
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Have they invented a robot that can iron your clothes yet, the company that does that will make all of the money
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Originally posted by Gimmeabreakmove on by, just another customer service rant from the guy who gets upset at shit customer service and interaction.
Called Audi Sandyford to ask about have new wiper blades on my car. Was told, easy peasy, no need to make an appointment just pop in and we will do it for you while you wait. Arrive today, main reception send me to parts where everything starts to unravel. Having requested new blades the guy pops out back and gets them and upon returning pops two boxes containing said blades on the counter and says "there you go, that will be €54". He did so in a very, that's where this ends buddy type of time so I ask if he was going to put them on for me but he told me they were short staffed and he couldn't. I am getting into my lean forward, fix my gaze upon him stance when he says "If you pop your head into the workshop next door you might find someone to stick them in for you". Anyway the rest you can imagine from here but I told him to hold onto the blades for "safekeeping". He reversed and sorted it out but fuck me - this guy should be shown the door.
Now, who can turn this into a song?
We do !
Fit them too!
Blades for you
Fit them too?
Can you not do?
Oh you cannot do!
Let me take it out back
I got an itchy sac
Fit them I did!
Smarmy git he thinks
Posh prick he thinks
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Originally posted by RichieM View PostChanging Duvets is generally not the problem for me its that I we change our sheets on Sunday evenings so I am usually hungover and tired from being away for the weekend.
It is some hassle really"I can’t find anyone who agrees with what I write or think these days, so I guess I must be getting closer to the truth." - Hunter S. Thompson
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there once was a poster called Bigcitybanker
With his actions and words he tended to cause rancour
Then he sold his account
For an undetermined amount
Now some Yankee neckbeards think that he's a wanker
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Originally posted by Gimmeabreakmove on by, just another customer service rant from the guy who gets upset at shit customer service and interaction.
Called Audi Sandyford to ask about have new wiper blades on my car. Was told, easy peasy, no need to make an appointment just pop in and we will do it for you while you wait. Arrive today, main reception send me to parts where everything starts to unravel. Having requested new blades the guy pops out back and gets them and upon returning pops two boxes containing said blades on the counter and says "there you go, that will be €54". He did so in a very, that's where this ends buddy type of time so I ask if he was going to put them on for me but he told me they were short staffed and he couldn't. I am getting into my lean forward, fix my gaze upon him stance when he says "If you pop your head into the workshop next door you might find someone to stick them in for you". Anyway the rest you can imagine from here but I told him to hold onto the blades for "safekeeping". He reversed and sorted it out but fuck me - this guy should be shown the door.
Now, who can turn this into a song?
90% complete, now if someone wants to share song writing credits with me and Trevor Horn, feel free to finish it
I called Audi out in Sandyford
I said mate can I have a word
The wipers are gone
and cant wipe the shit done by the birds
Oh-a-oh
I can't see the road mate
Oh-a-oh
And I got's a hot date
He says sur come on out we got the lot
We'll fit them for you it will not take a jot
He sounded very helpful
So I said I'd give it a shot
Oh-a-oh
I got in the car
Oh-a-oh
The drive wasnt that far
When I got there the mood it had changed
It was not like we had pre-arranged
He waddles out and drops them at my feet
There you go mate our transaction is complete
<line missing>
I wont fit them for you
Oh-a-oh
Cause I got waaayy to much to do
Oh-a-oh
You want to kill them?
Oh-a-oh
What did you tell them?
You can shove yer wipers up yer gash
You ain't seeing none of my cash
And I hope your missus has a dirty rash
Oh-a-oh
<last verse goes here>
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Audi,Auu-auudii
Together standing tall,
We'll show him,we'll shoo--ow him
We're not at his beck and call
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Originally posted by eamonhonda View PostHappy Birthday @The-Rigger. M8
Pancakes being served up to me for brunch. /thumbs upX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
$ Free Travel Credit with Airbnb $
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Had Countdown on yesterday and Matt Le Tissier was a contestant, and he slaughtered his opponent 105-44. I'm on Ch4+1 today but he's 62-13 up on another contestant (who's got 4 letter words for 3 consecutive rounds prior to the last one where 'she thinks' she got a 7 'Eh, deposit?' she says sheepishly). How she only got 200 in the numbers with 100,75,4,4,3,1 too, i don't know.
I'm 100% convinced they have hand-picked the weakest contestants for these 2 shows so far, because although Matt is ok, he's had no competition whatsover.
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Originally posted by Keane View PostBook good?
As always the books are much better and Cromwell is much more refined and sneaky in the TV show than the brute raised the wrong way bullying his way to influence in the books.
That was my take on them anyway and I am looking forward to the final book landing at some stage soon.
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The podcast that was highly recommended on here, Serial, is going to be made into a TV show. Haven't listened to the podcast but given the reviews the potential of the show is huge.
http://www.independent.ie/entertainm...-31573646.html
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Originally posted by Dice75 View PostCheers. Would you believe I missed the first 15 mins because the wife had me changing a duvet cover. BBV is strong it seems. I need a shower.His rival it seems, had broken his dreams,By stealing the girl of his fancy.Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil,But everyone knew her as Nancy.
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Originally posted by Flushdraw View PostHad Countdown on yesterday and Matt Le Tissier was a contestant, and he slaughtered his opponent 105-44. I'm on Ch4+1 today but he's 62-13 up on another contestant (who's got 4 letter words for 3 consecutive rounds prior to the last one where 'she thinks' she got a 7 'Eh, deposit?' she says sheepishly). How she only got 200 in the numbers with 100,75,4,4,3,1 too, i don't know.
I'm 100% convinced they have hand-picked the weakest contestants for these 2 shows so far, because although Matt is ok, he's had no competition whatsover.
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Originally posted by jbravado View PostIs Airbnb legit? Booking a place for a week or so that looks way too good to be true, first time using it.
it can be hit and miss depending on area and demand but there is still some value to be had.
When I was looking for places in Belfast recently all I could find was shitty looking spare roomsTurning millions into thousands
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