Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 2

[Solskjaer]

When Seán O'Brien hears people making tired Chuck Norris jokes about him he tells them to STFU because they're shit.

you've turned nasty since we handed you your arse at Croke Park. :-)

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[Megatron]

Who the fuck is Sean O Brien? Keep seeing people reference him.

I thought he was a politician until V4V's post.

Lol bandwagonjumping egg ball fans

[pgodkin]

@Corbett

I'll make funny of Richie forever for free if you want, just for the lol's us wexford people are a horrible bunch of people we just hate everyone, I apply for this positon having no hater exp but i feel with a lot of hard work and training i could successfully hate on "the Maxi Taxi" till he cries!!

[Wesley Harms]

You should start at $50 or something to really get people into it.

Remember the film ED TV with Matthew mcconaghty, his little competition at the end, if someone brings me that kind of stuff then $50 isn't out of the question.

I will require proof if someone claims Corbett had a penis implant though

[Wesley Harms]

@Corbett

I'll make funny of Richie forever for free if you want, just for the lol's us wexford people are a horrible bunch of people we just hate everyone, I apply for this positon having no hater exp but i feel with a lot of hard work and training i could successfully hate on "the Maxi Taxi" till he cries!!

I don't hate you phillip, I find you quite amusing similar to a clown of some sort.

[Keane]

you've turned nasty since we handed you your arse at Croke Park. :-)

Costs next to nothing to buy off a ref from Cavan obv.

[Megatron]

@Corbett

I'll make funny of Richie forever for free if you want, just for the lol's us wexford people are a horrible bunch of people we just hate everyone, I apply for this positon having no hater exp but i feel with a lot of hard work and training i could successfully hate on "the Maxi Taxi" till he cries!!

If you can Photoshop him into some Gay porn you will be handsomely rewarded.

[pgodkin]

I don't hate you phillip, I find you quite amusing similar to a clown of some sort.

O Richard, consider this your notice! It's on!!

[Keane]

Anybody with nothing better to do can do me a favour by clicking here which I think is all you need to do to vote for a couple of mates of mine to win some competition on FB.

TY.

[Solskjaer]

Costs next to nothing to buy off a ref from Cavan obv.

Oh dear Keane, you appear to have gone to the dark side.

[pgodkin]

If you can Photoshop him into some Gay porn you will be handsomely rewarded.

What do you mean photoshop, there is a story about Richie before he made it in the taxi world he was young and out of work and in fairness i thiknk he may have gotton take advantage of but Richie's gotta eat doesn't he...... and eat he did!!

also this is a family place I don't think any one wants to see Richie invoived in pron straight or gay!!

[Keane]

POTD on boards today is excellent.

[Megatron]

What do you mean photoshop, there is a story about Richie before he made it in the taxi world he was young and out of work and in fairness i thiknk he may have gotton take advantage of but Richie's gotta eat doesn't he...... and eat he did!!

also this is a family place I don't think any one wants to see Richie invoived in pron straight or gay!!

It must have been when he had Pineapple hair.

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[Keane]

you've turned nasty since we handed you your arse at Croke Park. :-)

Costs next to nothing to buy off a ref from Cavan obv.

Oh dear Keane, you appear to have gone to the dark side.

Classic re-troll, I didn't think I'd get you so easily

Ye were blessed in fairness.

[Megatron]

I dont know this Ciaran Corbett, guy, but he really does look like fat northern Irish snooker player Mark Allen

That a bit out of line in all fairness.

[greywolf]

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[Bubbleking]

[davepoke/her]

Bit harsh calling someone Northern Irish flushjee.

[flushjee]

That a bit out of line in all fairness.

Its not that bad...I deleted it anyway

[Guest]

Four weeks trying to get picture up onto work profile at this stage. Such a minor thing, but have to leave email in inbox until sorted out. Probably shouldn't let it annoy me, but...!

They're hopeless. They still can't get their heads around the fact that two Robert O'Connor's work there in the phone directory. I think I'm still listed despite not working there at all this year.

[Semibluff]

the stupid fkn pooch changed all the cards!

[TheDrunkenOne]

ooops not right yet

[Bubbleking]

the stupid fkn pooch changed all the cards!

sorry to hear about the bad news at the weekend hope it didnt affect you or anyone close too badly (dont know anything btw just seen the game was off due to berevement)

[TheDrunkenOne]

how do post an embed code here for a clip

[Wesley Harms]

Does nobody want the Corbett bounty

[davepoke/her]

I'm getting a serious itch to get the fuck out of this country. It's like groundhog day in this shitty town everyday, literally not a thing to do. I just don't know where I wanna go or what I wanna do.

[Semibluff]

sorry to hear about the bad news at the weekend hope it didnt affect you or anyone close too badly (dont know anything btw just seen the game was off due to berevement)

ye very sad circumstances. was one of my friends since kids whose mother died.

[Flushdraw]

It must have been when he had Pineapple hair.

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Is that Richie on the right, because i know the guy on the left is Keith Barry

[TheDrunkenOne]

trying to post a clip

heres the embed code but doesnt seem to work on here

is there some else to do ie highlight and add summit for it to show?


<object width="400" height="370"><param name="movie" value="http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/bt.swf?code=512584e79025cc6445952706453f46d9"></param><embed src="http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/bt.swf?code=512584e79025cc6445952706453f46d9" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="370" allowScriptAccess="always"></embed><noembed> <a href="http://www.grapheine.com/illustration-pixel-art-magazine-gq-f132.html" title="creation daffiche">007</a></noembed> </object>

[Megatron]

Does nobody want the Corbett bounty

Offer more $$$$ you need to post a figure and escrow.

Nobody thinks you're good for the $20

[pgodkin]

Does nobody want the Corbett bounty

ship me 10 bucks and sleep sound tonight in the knowledge that i won't be out to get u

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Internet bullying FTW

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Sure aren't all the kids doin it!

[TheDrunkenOne]

if i could get my clip to work maybe i get the $10

oh its mild

[Strewelpeter]

LOL as if Facebook wasn't awful enough already, they are going to start using WebSense.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-27080_3-20114896-245/facebook-adds-websense-safe-browsing-to-its-defenses/

[Strewelpeter]

Is that Richie on the right, because i know the guy on the left is Keith Barry

Pat Storan is way too young looking to be confused with Finkel

[TheDrunkenOne]

will try one more time

maybe clicking on link will work

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/movie-en-512584e79025cc6445952706453f46d9.html

[sligoboi]

Does nobody want the Corbett bounty

Nah we're waiting for the "Slowroll Hurricane @ IPO Bounty"

[Wesley Harms]

Nah we're waiting for the "Slowroll Hurricane @ IPO Bounty"

There wasn't any IPBers left in last year to slowroll me when I got knocked out

[sligoboi]

There wasn't any IPBers left in last year to slowroll me when I got knocked out

Congratulations.

[pgodkin]

There wasn't any IPBers left in last year to slowroll me when I got knocked out

but you still got knocked out...... delayed facepam pic needed maybe????

[careca]

Whats the latest with HJ mentoring SatNav? Haven't seen any updates in a bit and can't seem to find the thread.

[pgodkin]

Whats the latest with HJ mentoring SatNav? Haven't seen any updates in a bit and can't seem to find the thread.

Know she was playing in Killarney at the weekend hasn't been spotted since if no sign of her will get connie to arrange mountain resuce to get her down from what ever mountain she drunkenly climbed!!

[AndyFatBastard]

Excel experts in the house?

I have some comma-delimited data which I want to paste into a spreadsheet and come up in seperate columns. So the data looks like this:

DATA_ABSENCE,12
DATA_CUSTOM,19
DATA_GEOGRAPHY,513
DATA_HIST,61
DATA_PEOPLE,55
DATA_REFERENCE,183
DATA_RESOURCE,271
DATA_USERS,257
DATA_WORK,790
DATA_WORK_ADD_JOB,1
DATA_WORK_JEOP_HIS,1
DATA_WORK_JOB,1
DATA_WORK_LINK,2
DATA_WORK_PROG,5
DATA_WORK_PTIME,2
INDEX_ABSENCE,40
INDEX_CUSTOM,94
INDEX_GEOGRAPHY,801
INDEX_HIST,108
INDEX_PEOPLE,359
INDEX_REFERENCE,115
INDEX_RESOURCE,201
INDEX_WORK,5080
INDEX_WORK_JEOP_HIS,9
INDEX_WORK_JOB,10
INDEX_WORK_LINK,3
INDEX_WORK_PROG,7
INDEX_WORK_PTIME,1
ROLLBACK,2558
SNAPLOG2,1
SORT,73
SYSTEM,4512
TS_FS_DATA,28
TS_FS_INDEX,20


I need the text to appear in one column and the number in another. Any easy way to do this? I can change the delimiter to anything else if that's what you need, I just want the data to end up in Excel in a readable format.

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[AndyFatBastard]

@AFB surely just set the delimiter to comma and that will separate words and the number, or am I missing something?

Where do I set the delimiter?

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[Solskjaer]

If you want it without the underscore.
DO a find replace, FIND _ and replace with nothing. Then delimite it with a comma. Job done.

[AndyFatBastard]

Under 'text to column' - have reedited post with the data in tables. Is that what you are looking for?

That's perfect, thanks.

[DeadParrot]

As Hitch said, text to column will sort you out

[Angry-Ball]

Very poor stuff there Lads. Sat Nav by far made the best effort but no humiliation was brought upon Corbett.

Im doubling the amount to $10 as none of the above suitably amused me.

So, now it's $10 on stars to someone who can amuse me by mocking Corbett.

Everyone is entitled to re enter

WTF!!!

He is obviously no going to pay out on this.

I'll ship Sat Nav the $5 I promised but I am out after this.

I dont want to get caught up in a scandal when he Welshes.

WTF!!!

Where was the mocking of Corbett in 'the Sat Nav poem.

I'll ship her the $5 so, next one will only be paid out if significant humiliation of Corbett is achieved

WTF!!!!
i put in a sterling effort, a hell of a lot more than satnav's effortless attempt at a poem, and i get nothing.....nothing!!!!!

[ArmaniJeans]

LOL as if Facebook wasn't awful enough already, they are going to start using WebSense.

Its such a shame that no-one has ever come up with an alternative to facebook.

[Angry-Ball]

Its such a shame that no-one has ever come up with an alternative to facebook.

titties-book

[Keane]

2011 OPEL GAA-GPA FOOTBALL ALL-STARS NOMINATIONS:

Goalkeepers: Brendan Kealy (Kerry), Stephen Cluxton (Dublin), Paul Durcan (Donegal)

Full-Back Line: Michael Foley (Kildare), Neil McGee (Donegal), Frank McGlynn (Donegal), Marc Ó Sé (Kerry), Rory O'Carroll (Dublin), Tom O'Sullivan (Kerry), Joe McMahon (Tyrone), Hugh McGrillen (Kildare), Cian O'Sullivan (Dublin)

Half-Back Line: Karl Lacey (Donegal), Donal Vaughan (Mayo), Trevor Mortimer (Mayo), Kevin Nolan (Dublin), Kevin Cassidy (Donegal), Emmet Bolton (Kildare), Tomás Ó Sé (Kerry), Killian Young (Kerry), Ger Brennan (Dublin)

Midfielders: Bryan Sheehan (Kerry), Michael Darragh Macauley (Dublin), Alan O'Connor (Cork), Sean Cavanagh (Tyrone), John Doyle (Kildare), Denis Bastick (Dublin)

Half-Forward Line: Ben Brosnan (Wexford), Alan Brogan (Dublin), Darran O'Sullivan (Kerry), Declan O'Sullivan (Kerry), Paul Flynn (Dublin), Alan Dillon (Mayo), Kevin McManamon (Dublin), Paddy Kelly (Cork), Eamonn Callaghan (Kildare)

Full-Forward Line: Donnacha O'Connor (Cork), Michael Murphy (Donegal), Bernard Brogan (Dublin), Colm Cooper (Kerry), Andy Moran (Mayo), Colm McFadden (Donegal), Eoin Bradley (Derry), Diarmuid Connolly (Dublin), Cillian O'Connor (Mayo)

The Kerry nominations are exactly what I would have chosen myself, some of the others are bizarre though.

[DeadParrot]

Anyone else heard of this site?

http://www.oct282011.com/

What's all that about
I'm thinking viral or a headcase

I started a thread in the CT forum....
Should be fun

[CheckRaise]

Its such a shame that no-one has ever come up with an alternative to facebook.

Dont use any of the social stalking sites, why did people move from bebo to facebook?

[DeadParrot]

titties-book

there are one or two sites very close to that

[ArmaniJeans]

2011 OPEL GAA-GPA FOOTBALL ALL-STARS NOMINATIONS:

Ye GAA folks obsession with the All-Stars always leaves me baffled.

A group of journalists dont pick your player in a team (a team that will never actually play a competitive match), and 15 years later it'll still go down as one of sports great injustices.

[Keane]

Ye GAA folks obsession with the All-Stars always leaves me baffled.

A group of journalists dont pick your player in a team (a team that will never actually play a competitive match), and 15 years later it'll still go down as one of sports great injustices.

No different from the whinging people still do about Giggs winning POTY a few years ago, or people crying about BOD not getting POTY a year or two ago etc.

All in the game yo.

[Wombatman]

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