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Originally posted by Megatron View PostI rang her off the office phone.
It went something like this:
MSN: Hi this is Michelle
CC: Hi Michelle this is Robert from the ISPCA
MSN: Ok what can I do for you?
CC: We have had reports of you throwing cats out of car windows
MSN Are you serious?
CC Yes this is a very serious accusation.
MSN It was a joke
CC You think that throwing cats out of moving cars is funny?
MSN No it was a joke that got out of hand
CC Well we received a report that you posted on a public forum saying that you threw a Cat out of a moving car.
MSN No it was a joke seriously I cant believe that someone called you over this!
CC You think this is something worth joking about? Animals have feelings too
MSN I know I love animals. I have animals
CC What type of animals do you have?
MSN A dog. I had 2
CC What happened to the other dog Michelle
MSN It died
CC How did it die Michelle?
MSN It died of old age
CC How old was it when it died?
MSN 12
CC 12 isnt too old for a Dog. Did you have anything to do with its death
MSN Noooooo
At which point I bust out laughing and gave the game away.
I hung up the phone to the sounds of "fucking cunt" and "bastard"
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Originally posted by Flushdraw View PostCheers for that Stephen.
When i downloaded it and went to log into HEM, it said it was undergoing an update and it was looking for me to enter my email address and password (i pressume password for hotmail). I had to ticket whether i had an existing account and thus update my license or opening a new one. I just closed the box and HEM started as normal with the updated version. I've never been asked before. Is this strange?
Yeah that's normal for the big updates. Think the password is the license key which should be in your email somewhere but not sure.
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Originally posted by The Situation View PostI heard it's supposed to be terribad!
Originally posted by Angry-Ball View Postif its anything like that fucking stupid waste of my time downloading it 'the green hornet' film i wouldn't bother.
Originally posted by ghostface ste View PostI do love me some good subtitles! Some of my mates were telling me that Bridesmaid was pretty funny but I cant bring myself to go watch that"you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)
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Originally posted by Megatron View PostI rang her off the office phone.
It went something like this:
MSN: Hi this is Michelle
CC: Hi Michelle this is Robert from the ISPCA
MSN: Ok what can I do for you?
CC: We have had reports of you throwing cats out of car windows
MSN Are you serious?
CC Yes this is a very serious accusation.
MSN It was a joke
CC You think that throwing cats out of moving cars is funny?
MSN No it was a joke that got out of hand
CC Well we received a report that you posted on a public forum saying that you threw a Cat out of a moving car.
MSN No it was a joke seriously I cant believe that someone called you over this!
CC You think this is something worth joking about? Animals have feelings too
MSN I know I love animals. I have animals
CC What type of animals do you have?
MSN A dog. I had 2
CC What happened to the other dog Michelle
MSN It died
CC How did it die Michelle?
MSN It died of old age
CC How old was it when it died?
MSN 12
CC 12 isnt too old for a Dog. Did you have anything to do with its death
MSN Noooooo
At which point I bust out laughing and gave the game away.
I hung up the phone to the sounds of "fucking cunt" and "bastard"
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Originally posted by Megatron View PostI rang her off the office phone.
It went something like this:
MSN: Hi this is Michelle
CC: Hi Michelle this is Robert from the ISPCA
MSN: Ok what can I do for you?
CC: We have had reports of you throwing cats out of car windows
MSN Are you serious?
CC Yes this is a very serious accusation.
MSN It was a joke
CC You think that throwing cats out of moving cars is funny?
MSN No it was a joke that got out of hand
CC Well we received a report that you posted on a public forum saying that you threw a Cat out of a moving car.
MSN No it was a joke seriously I cant believe that someone called you over this!
CC You think this is something worth joking about? Animals have feelings too
MSN I know I love animals. I have animals
CC What type of animals do you have?
MSN A dog. I had 2
CC What happened to the other dog Michelle
MSN It died
CC How did it die Michelle?
MSN It died of old age
CC How old was it when it died?
MSN 12
CC 12 isnt too old for a Dog. Did you have anything to do with its death
MSN Noooooo
At which point I bust out laughing and gave the game away.
I hung up the phone to the sounds of "fucking cunt" and "bastard"
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New Werewolf sign up game for anyone that's interested. It's a chance for new and old players to get in on the mix. It's a silent signup where nobody will know who's actually playing the game until you either die/win the game. You'll be playing under an alias account so will be able to have some fun
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Originally posted by The Hurricane View PostYou should follow your own advice and not throw the toys out of the pram when someone winds you up
In short FUCK OFF FINKLE
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Originally posted by The Situation View PostRobson's probably more likely to win a major before Murray does. Although neither to ever win one is prob even more likely."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by SSP View PostGreen Lantern review -
28/100 sounds pretty awful.People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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never go to see 3d movies unless they were expressly made for 3d (How to train your dragon), or the 3D effects aren't a focal point of the movie (Toy Story 3).
Movies that have been upshifted for 3D are almost invariably pants looking.Is that how you crash a wedding? yes it is, Bionic Barry, yes it is.
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Originally posted by Bubbleking View Postwomens Tennis is so bad
If this was on next month instead, it would be like the Womans Golf British Open, with a handful of spectators and a prizefund about 10% of the mens.
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I'd say Sharapova is hoping for a few closed roof games in later rounds. Her serve tends to fall apart under windy conditions. She was cruising in the French before she fell apart in a very windy Semi.
Robson seems to have a good attitude. Wonder how long before the weight of British expectation turns her into a misserable sod.Profit before people.
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Originally posted by Gilligan-Black View PostI was told that the green latern was crap by quite a few people. I was also told that the 3d is rubish enough
Originally posted by Zod View Postnever go to see 3d movies unless they were expressly made for 3d (How to train your dragon), or the 3D effects aren't a focal point of the movie (Toy Story 3).
Movies that have been upshifted for 3D are almost invariably pants looking.
I am looking forward to Transformers gets a pre release on Tuesday and then general release on Wednesday, I think that was shot in 3D so if it is I will go and see it in that, I don't wanna end up running it by reading a spoiler so if anybody knows for definate if it was shot in 3D could they give me a heads up, cheers.
My sis is going to the premiere of Transformers tonight I told her if she ruins it for me there will be penalty of death, her mate won tickets to it, was jealous when she told me the other day she hardly ever goes to the cinema"you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)
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Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View PostI think it looks very good and some of the CGI is excellent but the 3D isn't the best and probably done post filming.
Yeah pretty much that I am gonna try and avoid going to movies that were just post processed into 3D.
I am looking forward to Transformers gets a pre release on Tuesday and then general release on Wednesday, I think that was shot in 3D so if it is I will go and see it in that, I don't wanna end up running it by reading a spoiler so if anybody knows for definate if it was shot in 3D could they give me a heads up, cheers.
My sis is going to the premiere of Transformers tonight I told her if she ruins it for me there will be penalty of death, her mate won tickets to it, was jealous when she told me the other day she hardly ever goes to the cinemaVince Pace – who was the director of photography on the Los Angeles unit of Avatar – spoke out about Transformers 3 to reporters at a press conference this week and mentioned that Michael Bay’s new movie with giant robots wreaking havoc was shot in 3D, but that there would be post-3D conversion work done on the film as well.
We got in touch with Paramount today and learned that while certain sequences of Transformers 3- specifically, those that feature CGI effects/animation – will be converted to 3D in post-production, the live-action portions of the film were filmed using 3D camera rigs.
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Yeah Tony, please don't introduce those fucking things, my missus is a member of some American forum and they converse almost completely in smilies, they have a jumpin around the place smilie for almost every word, it's painful to look at.I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostYeah Tony, please don't introduce those fucking things, my missus is a member of some American forum and they converse almost completely in smilies, they have a jumpin around the place smilie for almost every word, it's painful to look at.
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Originally posted by The Situation View PostThis. Tren is majestically versatile.
Although we are missing a shifty smiley, only one I'd add to our collection.
Can we get rid of & as I dont want to use them in my posts nor do I wish to read posts in which they are contained.
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostYeah Tony, please don't introduce those fucking things, my missus is a member of some American forum and they converse almost completely in smilies, they have a jumpin around the place smilie for almost every word, it's painful to look at.
Originally posted by Megatron View PostPlease God no. covers all.
Animated smiley's are so bloody tilting its not even funny.Originally posted by The Situation View PostThis. Tren is majestically versatile.
Works well tho
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Originally posted by The Situation View PostThis. Tren is majestically versatile.
Although we are missing a shifty smiley, only one I'd add to our collection.
SPOILERbut maybe
SPOILERif the right person was to see this post
"Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
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Originally posted by Keane View PostPlus gifs are infinitely better when you need to make a point more forcefully
am i doing it right?People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Solskjaer View PostOoh Michelle, you are so cruel, taking a cat for a..........
Well played. There is 0% chance any of this happened imo, there probably isn't even a cat (I wish it did happen though, I'd read more) meh if it weren't for attention seeking the whole internet would be blank.
MSN your thick skin is admirable, really it is, keep it up, you are unsettling the brow beaters and the amateur psychologists are salivating waiting on your next post. It's simple yer hubby is away, yer bored and you take a wee drink and wind up the BBV .
Get over it folks ffs.
0% chance that it happened. i think theres a 90% chance it did happen?? ballsy yet pretty scummy thing to do stealing someones pet! but i was loling too much last night.
agree with second part of your post too though.
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Originally posted by Bubbleking View Postanother xbox convert?
Putting the cash towards building a htpc.Originally posted by ArmaniJeansI like this heat - some proper music innit.
None of the 'black disabled lesbian warbling backwards' stuff that the other players inflicted on me.
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostJust noticed, when you look at tren upside down he looks like Chuck Norris from the nose down.
Senator Norris, now I bet he has been turned him upside a few times.
I reckon a few of you here would do Venus Williams. (cough cough)
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Originally posted by The Situation View PostI'm a pretty good catch if that helps your decision.
p.s
can we get a sexy smiley??
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Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Posthow gullible ye are!!
ok here is the truth, there is a cat and yes it is fuckin always in my house and this eve, i was going to fuck it in the car and take it away but first I decided that i would fast forward and let on i really did take it, like the butterfly effect!!!
i havent touched the cat as of yet but am so tempted as its doing my head in!!
i wanted to see by ye r reaction would it be so wrong!
so ok ye win it would be wrong but at least by posting, i know most of your inner feelings on me!!
everything in the story is true, she is a cunt next door, yes there was porridge, yes nicky it did meow, and i still want the fuckin cat gone as i hate it!!!
so........................... to be continued
oh and just in case ye think im backing down and lying , get liz to call tomorrow an ill show her the fuckin thing!!!"I can’t find anyone who agrees with what I write or think these days, so I guess I must be getting closer to the truth." - Hunter S. Thompson
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