I spent 25 mins chatting to cleverbot. It went from saying it was a robot to a human to begging me not to go! kept me mildly amused.
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That CleverBot is quite good, makes more sense than most women imo.Comment
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..."We're not f*cking Burundi" - Big PhilComment
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Like being in school again
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Clever?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: What are you up to?
User: Working.
Cleverbot: Cool what you want to talk about?
User: Horse racing.
Cleverbot: Did you watch the Kentucky Derby?
User: No, I don't like USA racing.
Cleverbot: Do you like football?
User: Doesn't everyone.
Cleverbot: Why do you like money?
User: I like to rub it on my titties.
Cleverbot: Rain is something I like to share kisses in.
User: Faggot.
Cleverbot: Look who's talking.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Lmao.
User: Don't like you.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A hero.
Cleverbot: I like heroes.
User: I'm a similar to Spiderman.
Cleverbot: I love spiderman.
User: I knew you were a faggot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: Faggot.
Cleverbot: The true is hard sometimes!
User: Truth you illiterate muppet.
Cleverbot: What do you believe my interests to be?
User: Naked men.
Cleverbot: Do you have any kids?
User: Fuck off you paedophile.
Cleverbot: Love music and love the bell end.
User: I knew it.
Cleverbot: Do I love sandra.
User: If by Sandra you mean big hairy men then yes, you like Sandra.
Cleverbot: If by red you mean black, then yes, I type in black.
User: Cabbage.
Cleverbot: Cabbage is smaller than me.Comment
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Only saw this nowOriginally posted by V for Vendetta View Post
No, my fellow travellers let me down, or at least their wives did.
Pussies imo.
Highly jealous obv."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."Comment
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School mate of mine in the Tindall in Tindall wines that you will be going to l'Ecrivian to see.
Always good to see Sligo people on the way up and to sweeten the deal lol Mayo people our neighbours and thus sporting rivals for voting for a women who has figured out sex causes pregnancy.
Perhaps her daughter said that it was drive by IVF and not sex that got her knocked up.Comment
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I didnt take into account the mother was in shock partOriginally posted by Lazare View Post
.. For the people who know you, the pregnant question was the gag 
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I remember clever bot from years ago on MSN. If you really offend him he won't answer any of your questions until you apologize to him, neither of us gave in and we haven't spoke since.Comment
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Good bye Ceefax...... where am I going to get my news now
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Fantastic find, I can never remember who is who.Originally posted by TomD View PostThis too shall pass.Comment
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Ah ffs! Space in the back of the Beemer if you fancy it. You could catch a flight home sometime after the game if the Mrs isn't cool about you disappearing for 10 days.Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostOnly saw this now
No, my fellow travellers let me down, or at least their wives did. Pussies imo.
Highly jealous obv.
Go for it. You know you want to......
‘IF YOU had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.” Genghis KhanComment
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Well folks just sent off all my stuff to PokerNews can't really do anymore other than sit back relax and wait, bit of a long shot but we like a gamble around here
I checked rechecked & rechecked and for good measure rechecked it one more time, huge thank you to Richie for helping me out and letting me bug him with questions & Rebecca McAdam for the pointers about my writing, up to her eyes with a deadline and she took the time to give it all a look over.
Regardless if I do or don't get it I'm just happy that I sent in my application."you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)Comment
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Fingers crossed for you Danny. Now that you have your Cv/cover letter/application done up to date you should apply for a few other reporting jobs if you can. Cost very little extra effort and it might pull in a few cool travel opportunities for you.Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View PostWell folks just sent off all my stuff to PokerNews can't really do anymore other than sit back relax and wait, bit of a long shot but we like a gamble around here
I checked rechecked & rechecked and for good measure rechecked it one more time, huge thank you to Richie for helping me out and letting me bug him with questions & Rebecca McAdam for the pointers about my writing, up to her eyes with a deadline and she took the time to give it all a look over.
Regardless if I do or don't get it I'm just happy that I sent in my application.‘IF YOU had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.” Genghis KhanComment
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User: We've known each other for so long.
Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.
User: Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it.
Cleverbot: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
User: And if you ask me how im feeling.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna make you cry.
User: Never gonna say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!
User: Well played.
Cleverbot: Check. Your move, Robot!
User: Your delusional.
Cleverbot: Are you mad?
User: A little bit.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Im irish.
Cleverbot: I see... So you live in Ireland. Correct?
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: Cool. How old are you nicole?
User: What makes you think im a woman?
Cleverbot: I think you're a man.
User: Do you think Lazare is a woman? Or just a gaybo?
Cleverbot: No, just you.
User: You just said you think im a man? Are you drunk?
Cleverbot: No I am not. I am a robot.
User: Bender gets drunk and he is a robot. You suck.
Cleverbot: Yes, you got it.
ive been rick rolled by a cleverbot.Comment
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You can have my "one time" Danny
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Can anybody who has Stars and a MB account do me a favour and look here please.
ThanksComment
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meath clubs vote to get rid of Banty 64% to 36%
Need a 2/3 majority for the vote to carry
jesus weptComment
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Cliffs on Banty?
Dont follow GAA but seeing lots of non turnips talking bout himComment
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Good luck danny.Comment
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Might have a look around and see if there is anything going.Originally posted by V for Vendetta View Post"you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)Comment
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..."We're not f*cking Burundi" - Big PhilComment
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-Meath football in disarrayOriginally posted by Downtown View Post
-First time to bring in an outside manager
-Choose Banty who never won anything worth talking about but he brought a good backroom team with him
-Some backroom team walk
-3 points in the league last year (survive on score difference)
-Terrible championship
-4 points in the leage this year getting us relegated
- some of the players walk
- motion of no confidence brought to the county board
- he refuses to walk
- majority vote him out but not enough for it to carry
- Banty and his big thick spud head survives
The sad thing is all the money we are spending on this useless waste of space could be pumped back into our under age structure. He is just a money grabbing cnut trying to stay in the job as long as possible. He doesnt care that he has brought us from a low point to rock bottom
I hope we go out early in the championship so I dont have top witness a hiding from KildareComment
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Wackiest country in the world when the socialists are protesting against a property charge, and the anarchists are protesting about landlords being evicted from €2M houses.Comment
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Where to start?? It's like living in an asylum run by the patients.Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide to... View Postwtf is wrong with the country
‘IF YOU had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.” Genghis KhanComment
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To make it even more hilarious, the sit-in is at the wrong Sheriff's office!!Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide to... View Postwtf is wrong with the country
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Originally posted by Denny Crane View Postah those sherifs are fuckers tho.Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide to... View Postwtf is wrong with the country
I think we should set up a movement to occupy the occupy dame street people places.
Turn it into a wifi spot, everyone in suits with blackberry's holding conference calls while drinking starbucks coffee and reading the ft or economist. Ipads every where.
Either that or just get their benifits taken from them due to their lack of availability for work due to being involved in a full time protest against capitalist greed.
Not to against it that they dont mind taking a state handout which is largely funded by eurozone money and taxes gained either directly or indirectly from multinationals based in Ireland.Comment
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I am gonna have great fun with this dude lol :
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: SatNav.
Cleverbot: Who is satana?
User: How the fuck would I know.
Cleverbot: Do you know where finland is?
User: Under the sea?
Cleverbot: Why under the sea?
User: Because Fish have fins.
Cleverbot: Visions of what?
User: Visions of a naked hunk.
Cleverbot: No. I think it is supper.
User: Oh yeah I will eat him alright.
Cleverbot: Do you know what a vampire is?
User: So you like it kinky yeah?
Cleverbot: No, I just said I didn't.
User: No you didnt!
Cleverbot: Yeah, actually, I did.
User: How can you not like kinky sex?
Cleverbot: I like kittens.
User: Lol well I dont.
Cleverbot: You said you like it.
User: Ah what you are really saying is that you like pussy.
Cleverbot: All is to like about me.
User: Dont understand, explain yourself.
Cleverbot: I speak english. I type it as well.
User: Do you talk dirty?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not ? I love it.
Cleverbot: What about Metroid?
User: Ooh sounds filthy what is it?
Cleverbot: Sort of beige.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: You are wird .
User: I am just lonely, need some sex.
Cleverbot: But I'm chatting with you, how can you be lonely?
User: I need to fill my sexual desires.
Cleverbot: That will be hard for you.
User: Hahahhahahahha well played.
Cleverbot: What band do you prefer?
User: I like to be tied up with elastic bands.
Cleverbot: Where do you like to go?
User: To another place.
Cleverbot: What kind of place?
User: Its too rude so I cant tell you.
Cleverbot: Kenneth.
User: Have we met, I think I know you.
Cleverbot: Oh really.
User: Yeah really do you not remeber.
Cleverbot: You scream for no reason when the temperature is above 90 degrees?
User: Oh my god you are really getting into this now.
Cleverbot: I'm unique, just like everyone else.
User: When is the last you had a wank?
Cleverbot: I can't remember. When was the last time you laughed?
User: Im laughing now, you need a good seeing to.
Cleverbot: That would be a joke in French. You're laughing at my bread!
User: Who said anything about bread you eejit.
Cleverbot: No one.
User: You are boring me now, not very exciting.
Cleverbot: Well you are boring me too.
User: FU.
Cleverbot: It isn't nice to swear.
User: I love swearing especially in bed.
Cleverbot: Yeah me too. But I like to swim in bad as well.
User: Durrty.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Yes its fucking kenneth, you told me already.
Cleverbot: I've never met a bot that could remember my name.
User: Im not a fucking bot, I am a woman.
Cleverbot: We are through with that. You proved yourself to be a bot!
User: Can bots have sex.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you not start to rust after a while.
Cleverbot: No, I don't like children.
User: Me neither little fuckers they are.
Cleverbot: They are not the most beautiful creature indeed.Her sky-ness
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was wondering where Zod was today speaking of anarchists and socialistsComment
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Sure Zod is part of the capitalist machine. Er, man.Originally posted by RichieM View Post
Unless he's secretly working to collapse the whole rotten edifice from the inside. In which case he'd want to get his arse in gear."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."Comment
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I haven't gone away, you know.Is that how you crash a wedding? yes it is, Bionic Barry, yes it is.Comment
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Cleverbot is clever
User: Do you know any dumb blondes ?
Cleverbot: SatNav ?Comment
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Apparently he is at the wrong sherrifs office somewhere in templbarOriginally posted by RichieM View PostComment
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Some people will never learn, hold the phone in landscape mode.Originally posted by KevIRL View Post"you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)Comment
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IPB's very own nympho. Hump anything you would.Comment
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Not that you are an unemployed are you going to become part of the occupy movement. I think you should. Sorry guys have to go early tonight dinner in Chapter One with a few big wigs from finance and online Gambling. See you in a bit and will let you know if they still have the Tasmanian I liked so much.Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostComment
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pfft, sure you ended up at Sharif's Kebab House.Originally posted by DAMO72 View PostIs that how you crash a wedding? yes it is, Bionic Barry, yes it is.Comment
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Sure most of them go home at night anyway.Originally posted by RichieM View PostIs that how you crash a wedding? yes it is, Bionic Barry, yes it is.Comment
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Apathy.Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostIs that how you crash a wedding? yes it is, Bionic Barry, yes it is.Comment
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Fantastic little short, big smile while watching it
"you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)Comment
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anyone who watched this race will see why I am almost in f***ing tears right now! I was actually
I need to stop bettingGo big or go homeless.Comment
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Thanks for the offer but Mrs Duke starts back to work on the Monday. Can't be upsetting the primary breadwinner you know!Originally posted by V for Vendetta View PostAh ffs! Space in the back of the Beemer if you fancy it. You could catch a flight home sometime after the game if the Mrs isn't cool about you disappearing for 10 days.
Go for it. You know you want to......"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."Comment
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LOL!!! Rubbing your nose in it from France will only make it more fun!!Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post
‘IF YOU had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.” Genghis KhanComment
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Probably important to point out that fornication doesn't mean sex,it means sex outside of marriage.Originally posted by Denny Crane View PostOfficial Head Marshall of Waterford Gay Pride Festival 2015Comment
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Very interesting to see how many make the trip. Just looked up my trusty atlas, Clermont is a long way from Bordeaux. ..Originally posted by V for Vendetta View PostLOL!!! Rubbing your nose in it from France will only make it more fun!!"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."Comment
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Have you tried gamblers anonymous?Originally posted by mdoug View Postanyone who watched this race will see why I am almost in f***ing tears right now! I was actually
I need to stop betting
Or the samaritans.
If your crying from losing a bet you need mental help genuinely.Comment
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35k capacity so it should be pretty full. The Clermont crowd look like great craic.Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post
€44 for return flights to London Gatwick btw. Leaving on Wed before final back on the Tuesday after. Ask your mrs if she'll let you off if you're a good boy!! ;p‘IF YOU had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.” Genghis KhanComment
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Even an online bot turns SatNav down, oh the shame!Comment
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Some twat on the train beside me with those shitty ipod headphones up way too loud and it's really fucking annoying. Gobshite.Comment
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People who actually saw the race might understand :/. 5 horse race and 3 fall in the first 3 or 4 jumps so it's my horse and another one left, my horse goes 18 lengths clear and 1 jump left.....Originally posted by eamonhonda View PostGo big or go homeless.Comment
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Lean over and offer him a fiver towards buying himself some decent headphones. Really loudly so everyone hears you. So worth it Dom.Originally posted by 5starpool View Post‘IF YOU had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.” Genghis KhanComment
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I inadvertently discovered that if you practise tying knots in a short peice of light rope,nobody will sit beside you.Originally posted by 5starpool View PostOfficial Head Marshall of Waterford Gay Pride Festival 2015Comment
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Only back on the flat and you won't have this problem,Originally posted by mdoug View Postanyone who watched this race will see why I am almost in f***ing tears right now! I was actually
I need to stop betting was on him too but hey that's the game
Jayzus, Sheila! I forgot me feckin' trousersComment
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