Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 2

[ghostface]

I'm a pretty good catch if that helps your decision.

Liz was giving out her number to some randomer in a thread last night so could be in luck Sitch

[Wesley Harms]

I rang her off the office phone.

It went something like this:

MSN: Hi this is Michelle
CC: Hi Michelle this is Robert from the ISPCA
MSN: Ok what can I do for you?
CC: We have had reports of you throwing cats out of car windows
MSN Are you serious?
CC Yes this is a very serious accusation.
MSN It was a joke
CC You think that throwing cats out of moving cars is funny?
MSN No it was a joke that got out of hand
CC Well we received a report that you posted on a public forum saying that you threw a Cat out of a moving car.
MSN No it was a joke seriously I cant believe that someone called you over this!
CC You think this is something worth joking about? Animals have feelings too
MSN I know I love animals. I have animals
CC What type of animals do you have?
MSN A dog. I had 2
CC What happened to the other dog Michelle
MSN It died
CC How did it die Michelle?
MSN It died of old age
CC How old was it when it died?
MSN 12
CC 12 isnt too old for a Dog. Did you have anything to do with its death
MSN Noooooo

At which point I bust out laughing and gave the game away.

I hung up the phone to the sounds of "fucking cunt" and "bastard"

This is comedy gold

[ikilldurrr1]

Cheers for that Stephen.

When i downloaded it and went to log into HEM, it said it was undergoing an update and it was looking for me to enter my email address and password (i pressume password for hotmail). I had to ticket whether i had an existing account and thus update my license or opening a new one. I just closed the box and HEM started as normal with the updated version. I've never been asked before. Is this strange?

Yeah that's normal for the big updates. Think the password is the license key which should be in your email somewhere but not sure.

[tylerdurden94]

I heard it's supposed to be terribad!

I had only seen the trailer for it twice and don't really know much about The Green Lantern but I did enjoy it, its no Iron Man but I did find myself enjoying the movie.

if its anything like that fucking stupid waste of my time downloading it 'the green hornet' film i wouldn't bother.

Ah I see what you did The Green Lantern/The Green Hornet must be the same movie because of the "green"

I do love me some good subtitles! Some of my mates were telling me that Bridesmaid was pretty funny but I cant bring myself to go watch that

Yeah I could see it been a little funny ala female Hangover etc but doubt I would go see it in the cinema, went to see Bad Teacher last night was ok had some good laughs and some good lines in it but probably would of enjoyed it more if there wasn't a load of spanners in the cinema.

[TheJiggaman]

I rang her off the office phone.

It went something like this:

MSN: Hi this is Michelle
CC: Hi Michelle this is Robert from the ISPCA
MSN: Ok what can I do for you?
CC: We have had reports of you throwing cats out of car windows
MSN Are you serious?
CC Yes this is a very serious accusation.
MSN It was a joke
CC You think that throwing cats out of moving cars is funny?
MSN No it was a joke that got out of hand
CC Well we received a report that you posted on a public forum saying that you threw a Cat out of a moving car.
MSN No it was a joke seriously I cant believe that someone called you over this!
CC You think this is something worth joking about? Animals have feelings too
MSN I know I love animals. I have animals
CC What type of animals do you have?
MSN A dog. I had 2
CC What happened to the other dog Michelle
MSN It died
CC How did it die Michelle?
MSN It died of old age
CC How old was it when it died?
MSN 12
CC 12 isnt too old for a Dog. Did you have anything to do with its death
MSN Noooooo

At which point I bust out laughing and gave the game away.

I hung up the phone to the sounds of "fucking cunt" and "bastard"

[Donk Magnet]

I rang her off the office phone.

It went something like this:

MSN: Hi this is Michelle
CC: Hi Michelle this is Robert from the ISPCA
MSN: Ok what can I do for you?
CC: We have had reports of you throwing cats out of car windows
MSN Are you serious?
CC Yes this is a very serious accusation.
MSN It was a joke
CC You think that throwing cats out of moving cars is funny?
MSN No it was a joke that got out of hand
CC Well we received a report that you posted on a public forum saying that you threw a Cat out of a moving car.
MSN No it was a joke seriously I cant believe that someone called you over this!
CC You think this is something worth joking about? Animals have feelings too
MSN I know I love animals. I have animals
CC What type of animals do you have?
MSN A dog. I had 2
CC What happened to the other dog Michelle
MSN It died
CC How did it die Michelle?
MSN It died of old age
CC How old was it when it died?
MSN 12
CC 12 isnt too old for a Dog. Did you have anything to do with its death
MSN Noooooo

At which point I bust out laughing and gave the game away.

I hung up the phone to the sounds of "fucking cunt" and "bastard"

fuckin class vwp sir

[Flushdraw]

New Werewolf sign up game for anyone that's interested. It's a chance for new and old players to get in on the mix. It's a silent signup where nobody will know who's actually playing the game until you either die/win the game. You'll be playing under an alias account so will be able to have some fun

http://www.irishpokerboards.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9764

[Solskjaer]

You should follow your own advice and not throw the toys out of the pram when someone winds you up

I don't have her thick skin and when someone puts it up to me online I off load back to them regardless of who it is. My biggest bone of contention is when I'm censored, that pisses me off. I'll argue with any of you on here and trade as many insults but when I'm not allo.<snip>< censored>

In short FUCK OFF FINKLE

[SSP]

Green Lantern review -
28/100 sounds pretty awful.

[Raoul Duke III]

Sharapova's serve, WTF? at least 6 double faults already

the Brit kid isn't much better

[Bubbleking]

Sharapova's serve, WTF? at least 6 double faults already

the Brit kid isn't much better

womens Tennis is so bad

[Raoul Duke III]

womens Tennis is so bad

obviously I have jinxed the Brit

normal service resumed

[The Situation]

obviously I have jinxed the Brit

normal service resumed

Robson's probably more likely to win a major before Murray does. Although neither to ever win one is prob even more likely.

[Raoul Duke III]

Robson's probably more likely to win a major before Murray does. Although neither to ever win one is prob even more likely.

Sharapova is doing a great job of getting the crowd on her back, couple of poor challenges

[DeadParrot]

Green Lantern review -
28/100 sounds pretty awful.

some pacing issues and probably rushed a little at the ending but enjoyable enough overall.

[RichieM]

I was told that the green latern was crap by quite a few people. I was also told that the 3d is rubish enough

[Zod]

never go to see 3d movies unless they were expressly made for 3d (How to train your dragon), or the 3D effects aren't a focal point of the movie (Toy Story 3).

Movies that have been upshifted for 3D are almost invariably pants looking.

[ArmaniJeans]

womens Tennis is so bad

The luckiest break womens tennis ever got was having the 4 majors on at the same time & same venue as the Mens events.

If this was on next month instead, it would be like the Womans Golf British Open, with a handful of spectators and a prizefund about 10% of the mens.

[sligoboi]

My ears, nose and eyes are bleeding.

Thanks

[The Situation]

I'd say Sharapova is hoping for a few closed roof games in later rounds. Her serve tends to fall apart under windy conditions. She was cruising in the French before she fell apart in a very windy Semi.

Robson seems to have a good attitude. Wonder how long before the weight of British expectation turns her into a misserable sod.

[Raoul Duke III]

Robson seems to have a good attitude.

pity she moves like a geriatric

[Lazare]

Lol, pure quality BBV.

Last night, going on the theme of 'random facts' I was going to post 'a good dollop of Lion shite keeps cats out of your garden' but got distracted, prob would've made the BBV a whole lot quieter.

[Flushdraw]

After last night's posting, i think it's about time we introduced some new smileys to the forum, most of which would have fit right in!

[tylerdurden94]

I was told that the green latern was crap by quite a few people. I was also told that the 3d is rubish enough

I think it looks very good and some of the CGI is excellent but the 3D isn't the best and probably done post filming.

never go to see 3d movies unless they were expressly made for 3d (How to train your dragon), or the 3D effects aren't a focal point of the movie (Toy Story 3).

Movies that have been upshifted for 3D are almost invariably pants looking.

Yeah pretty much that I am gonna try and avoid going to movies that were just post processed into 3D.

I am looking forward to Transformers gets a pre release on Tuesday and then general release on Wednesday, I think that was shot in 3D so if it is I will go and see it in that, I don't wanna end up running it by reading a spoiler so if anybody knows for definate if it was shot in 3D could they give me a heads up, cheers.

My sis is going to the premiere of Transformers tonight I told her if she ruins it for me there will be penalty of death, her mate won tickets to it, was jealous when she told me the other day she hardly ever goes to the cinema

[Keane]

I think it looks very good and some of the CGI is excellent but the 3D isn't the best and probably done post filming.



Yeah pretty much that I am gonna try and avoid going to movies that were just post processed into 3D.

I am looking forward to Transformers gets a pre release on Tuesday and then general release on Wednesday, I think that was shot in 3D so if it is I will go and see it in that, I don't wanna end up running it by reading a spoiler so if anybody knows for definate if it was shot in 3D could they give me a heads up, cheers.

My sis is going to the premiere of Transformers tonight I told her if she ruins it for me there will be penalty of death, her mate won tickets to it, was jealous when she told me the other day she hardly ever goes to the cinema

Vince Pace – who was the director of photography on the Los Angeles unit of Avatar – spoke out about Transformers 3 to reporters at a press conference this week and mentioned that Michael Bay’s new movie with giant robots wreaking havoc was shot in 3D, but that there would be post-3D conversion work done on the film as well.

We got in touch with Paramount today and learned that while certain sequences of Transformers 3- specifically, those that feature CGI effects/animation – will be converted to 3D in post-production, the live-action portions of the film were filmed using 3D camera rigs.

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[Megatron]

After last night's posting, i think it's about time we introduced some new smileys to the forum, most of which would have fit right in!

Please God no. covers all.

Animated smiley's are so bloody tilting its not even funny.

[tylerdurden94]

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[Lazare]

Yeah Tony, please don't introduce those fucking things, my missus is a member of some American forum and they converse almost completely in smilies, they have a jumpin around the place smilie for almost every word, it's painful to look at.

[The Situation]

Please God no. covers all.

Animated smiley's are so bloody tilting its not even funny.

This. Tren is majestically versatile.

Although we are missing a shifty smiley, only one I'd add to our collection.

[Charlie Sheen]

The sooner the 3D fad dies again the better and hopefully this time it won't come back.

[Keane]

Yeah Tony, please don't introduce those fucking things, my missus is a member of some American forum and they converse almost completely in smilies, they have a jumpin around the place smilie for almost every word, it's painful to look at.

Plus gifs are infinitely better when you need to make a point more forcefully

[Megatron]

This. Tren is majestically versatile.

Although we are missing a shifty smiley, only one I'd add to our collection.

Maybe the popcorn one too.

Can we get rid of & as I dont want to use them in my posts nor do I wish to read posts in which they are contained.

[Flushdraw]

Yeah Tony, please don't introduce those fucking things, my missus is a member of some American forum and they converse almost completely in smilies, they have a jumpin around the place smilie for almost every word, it's painful to look at.

I'm pretty sure that animated smileys aren't in the pipeline for IPB

Please God no. covers all.

Animated smiley's are so bloody tilting its not even funny.

This. Tren is majestically versatile.

This used to be true, but is now just a amalgamated version of the wink/Big Grin smiley

Works well tho

[Angry-Ball]

This. Tren is majestically versatile.

Although we are missing a shifty smiley, only one I'd add to our collection.

i have been championing the idea of a shifty eyes smiley for some time now, but alas to no avail

SPOILER

but maybe

SPOILER

if the right person was to see this post

[RichieM]

clearly because I am not trendy enough to use them but fuck all the smilies

[DeadParrot]

Plus gifs are infinitely better when you need to make a point more forcefully

am i doing it right?

[badugi]

Ooh Michelle, you are so cruel, taking a cat for a..........
Well played. There is 0% chance any of this happened imo, there probably isn't even a cat (I wish it did happen though, I'd read more) meh if it weren't for attention seeking the whole internet would be blank.

MSN your thick skin is admirable, really it is, keep it up, you are unsettling the brow beaters and the amateur psychologists are salivating waiting on your next post. It's simple yer hubby is away, yer bored and you take a wee drink and wind up the BBV .

Get over it folks ffs.

0% chance that it happened. i think theres a 90% chance it did happen?? ballsy yet pretty scummy thing to do stealing someones pet! but i was loling too much last night.

agree with second part of your post too though.

[Lazare]

Just noticed, when you look at tren upside down he looks like Chuck Norris from the nose down.

[Raoul Duke III]

clearly because I am not trendy enough to use them but fuck all the smilies

being trendy is a sign of deep insecurity

that's my excuse for not owning a smartphone anyway

[Starvin Marvin]

Anyone fancy buying my ps3

Let it go for 350.

[RichieM]

indeed it is and I am sure that my irrational anger at smilies is because i am awesome

[Bless You]

Would anyone know if there are any good streams for Glastonbury?

Can't check from work.

[Zod]

Would anyone know if there are any good streams for Glastonbury?

Can't check from work.

hopefully there's a stream of shite to fall on Bono.

[Bubbleking]

Anyone fancy buying my ps3

Let it go for 350.

another xbox convert?

[Megatron]

Would anyone know if there are any good streams for Glastonbury?

Can't check from work.

Way cool you can even hyperlink

[tylerdurden94]

Really like this ad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T_LiUAVl4g

[Raoul Duke III]

oh noes

Venus is wearing the curtains outfit again

my eyes! must turn desk around

[Starvin Marvin]

another xbox convert?

No i just never play games anymore and its going to waste.

Putting the cash towards building a htpc.

[Loopz]

Would anyone know if there are any good streams for Glastonbury?

Can't check from work.

setanta Ireland are showing U2 Live

[Solskjaer]

Just noticed, when you look at tren upside down he looks like Chuck Norris from the nose down.

Don't be stoopid, nobody turns Chuck Norris upside down.

Senator Norris, now I bet he has been turned him upside a few times.

I reckon a few of you here would do Venus Williams. (cough cough)

[Raoul Duke III]

old Andy Roddick el busto

shame, always seemed a decent skin

[Wesley Harms]

old Andy Roddick el busto

shame, always seemed a decent skin

Del Potro ftw. You heard it here first

[liz:)]

I'm a pretty good catch if that helps your decision.

hmmmm well ill have to see some pics to make my mind up! they gotta be hot ones for us ladies to look at,tight boxers and maybe stand in the shower while theyre being taken


p.s
can we get a sexy smiley??

[Jackyback]

Wow i must read up in the BBV more often. MSN you're kids must be so lucky to have such a role model to look up to Horrible individual.

[Bubbleking]

Really looking forward to the Meath v Louth Game tomorrow. Time to stick it to them

[Sirtoyou]

Can we nominate SatNav for The Darwin Award.

[AndyFatBastard]

how gullible ye are!!


ok here is the truth, there is a cat and yes it is fuckin always in my house and this eve, i was going to fuck it in the car and take it away but first I decided that i would fast forward and let on i really did take it, like the butterfly effect!!!

i havent touched the cat as of yet but am so tempted as its doing my head in!!

i wanted to see by ye r reaction would it be so wrong!

so ok ye win it would be wrong but at least by posting, i know most of your inner feelings on me!!

everything in the story is true, she is a cunt next door, yes there was porridge, yes nicky it did meow, and i still want the fuckin cat gone as i hate it!!!

so........................... to be continued

oh and just in case ye think im backing down and lying , get liz to call tomorrow an ill show her the fuckin thing!!!

[Bubbleking]

(in my best Kayroo voice)

To all those who said taking extacy had no long term affects..........I give you exhibit A

[Keane]

(in my best Kayroo voice)

To all those who said taking ecstasy had no long term affects..........I give you exhibit A

[sligoboi]

(in my best Kayroo voice)

To all those who said taking extacy had no long term affects..........I give you exhibit A

Exhibit E surely?