Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Lord Sir Banter]

This is her

NSFW BTW

WTF is Russian...

One thing I really loved about the Sopranos was how Christopher pronounced whore like an inner city Dub. 'hooo-er'

True dat,

I love these two scenes, (probably a spoiler warning)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P2lgYV8s-E&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faxxYs7CSNA

Finished rewatched the entire series a few weeks ago.
Along with the hooo-errr, always laugh at how Chrissy and the others say 'Twot' when they say twat.

There is an Italian Bakery in the IFSC that I one day plan to go to and tell them to 'Get a pastry box and fill it with cannoli, sfogliatelle, and napoleons.'

Cool Bean

nh

Would any of ye or know someone that would be interested in buying a 14 Ft trampoline?

no safety net! its just lying there not really being used.

going cheap it cost 400 euro will let it go for 90............ Pm me if interested

That trampoline will get a proper send off on Sunday anyhow, I wouldn't worry about it.

Who is this? Alison Brie? And what is it from? Don't know if I trust someone named after cheese.

[40something]

Shippity Ship for 150bbs


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 5.5 Tournament, 200/400 Blinds 50 Ante (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Button (t30239)
SB (t14375)
BB (t9244)
UTG (t73793)
UTG+1 (t17148)
MP1 (t8838)
MP2 (t13657)
Hero (MP3) (t20910)
CO (t35903)

Hero's M: 19.91

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q, Q
4 folds, Hero bets t890, CO calls t890, Button calls t890, 2 folds

Flop: (t3720) 9, 8, 4 (3 players)
Hero bets t1800, CO raises to t34963 (All-In), Button calls t29299 (All-In), Hero calls t18170 (All-In)

Turn: (t82288) 4 (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: (t82288) K (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: t82288
Main pot: t63630 between Button, Hero and CO, won by Hero
Side pot 1: t18658 between Button and CO, won by CO

Results:
Button had A, 9 (two pair, nines and fours).
Hero had Q, Q (two pair, Queens and fours).
CO had J, J (two pair, Jacks and fours).
Outcome: Hero won t63630, CO won t18658

[ArmaniJeans]

Anyone want to swap $2K Pokerstars for cash, I'll transfer first.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Sure, I'll give you $7 for it.

[Lord Sir Banter]

^ That thank is legally binding AJ.

[CHDad]

Anyone want to swap $2K Pokerstars for cash, I'll transfer first.

I will spin it up for you.

[oleras]

Sure, I'll give you $7 for it.

Offer $8.

[bohsman]

Who is this? Alison Brie? And what is it from? Don't know if I trust someone named after cheese.

WTF? You must be new to BBV if you dont know Alison Brie. Community.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUKeXoYmZFk[/ame]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGx_1TswEXk[/ame]

[Opr]

<3 this man so much. The haters can go fuck themselves. I honestly believe Liverpool's youth academy with produce some amazing talent in years to come and it will be all thanks to this man.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXge4Ar_Dyw[/ame]

Opr

[Lord Sir Banter]

@bohsman, I have looked her up as she is mentioned here a lot, but I didn't know if the gif posted was her or not.

Offer $8.

Post reported.


That clip is ace OPR, ty.

[RichieM]

new episode of community and y have to find out myself come on bbv

[ComradeCollie]

new episode of community and y have to find out myself come on bbv

Think Tyler posted it before lunchtime, and if you don't know where, someone needs to tell you

[Loopz]

@ Danny D

ever get a kick in the bollocks wearing that suit?

[oleras]

Think Tyler posted it before lunchtime, and if you don't know where, someone needs to tell you

I didnt finish the first season....when it doesnt call me back for more something is wrong...

[tylerdurden94]

The gif of Alison Brie looks to be from a behind the scenes thing from Community.

On another note seen videos of the Coachella music festival always looked good and YouTube are streaming it for the weekend for those of you with any interest

http://www.youtube.com/coachella

[ArmaniJeans]

Sure picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.

[RichieM]

Think Tyler posted it before lunchtime, and if you don't know where, someone needs to tell you

i dont know where guess il just stick to old fashioned internet piracy

[oleras]

On another note seen videos of the Coachella music festival always looked good and YouTube are streaming it foe the weekend for those of you with any interest

http://www.youtube.com/coachella

Cool, the fat man with the big voice and great teeth seems to be up next !

[nicnicnic]

that 48 hour cash game in dust til dawn live stream

http://www.pokernews.com/party-poker-big-game-live/

[oleras]

i dont know where guess il just stick to old fashioned internet piracy

No cousins access ? TD will sort ya.

[hotspur]

WTF is Russian...

It's a tit fuck. Which is pretty tame when you consider Russia is the home of amputee porn.

[tylerdurden94]

i dont know where guess il just stick to old fashioned internet piracy

I will fire you off a PM now in a minute.

No cousins access ? TD will sort ya.

Only the originals can afaik.

[KK82]

Ah, a nice Indian meal, a bottle of wine and attempting a bit of a spin up in the pokers.. What has become of me that I class this as an enjoyable Friday night?! I must be getting old!

[Guest]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OESLEOo3rqw[/ame]

[oleras]

Ah, a nice Indian meal, a bottle of wine and attempting a bit of a spin up in the pokers.. What has become of me that I class this as an enjoyable Friday night?! I must be getting old!

chicken in some pastery, was nice, finishing the x bottle of win, 30 quid hit and run on the plo h/l table....cheap night.

[KK82]

Ah, a nice Indian meal, a bottle of wine and attempting a bit of a spin up in the pokers.. What has become of me that I class this as an enjoyable Friday night?! I must be getting old!

Oh, for fucks sake.. Just noticed Charlie Sheen destroyed my Snake score! Night Week Life ruined!!

[CHDad]

Oh, for fucks sake.. Just noticed Charlie Sheen destroyed my Snake score! Night Week Life ruined!!

#winning

[Kayroo]

Oh, for fucks sake.. Just noticed Charlie Sheen destroyed my Snake score! Night Week Life ruined!!

I feel your pain.

[badugi]

any opinions on ipokers wsop warrior promo?
they must make money from it like...didnt add up the full payouts (might do it tomorrow and post a thread in online section.)
anyone play last year? and know how many runners?
id like to think they payout everything if they go over the prizepool..it is ipoker tho!
link to boyles page about it: http://www.boylesports.com/UK/1/Poke...s_WSOP_Warrior

[Lord Sir Banter]

What about the 'handling fee'?

[Caf]

any opinions on ipokers wsop warrior promo?
they must make money from it like...didnt add up the full payouts (might do it tomorrow and post a thread in online section.)
anyone play last year? and know how many runners?
id like to think they payout everything if they go over the prizepool..it is ipoker tho!
link to boyles page about it: http://www.boylesports.com/UK/1/Poke...s_WSOP_Warrior

Is that a Boyles promo or an ipoker promo?

[badugi]

Is that a Boyles promo or an ipoker promo?

ipoker thats what im on about, they surely take in more than the payout through all of their skins/networks. although im not sure has every ipoker skin opted into the promo

[Zosma]

Coachella stream TylerD posted is pretty awesome. http://www.youtube.com/coachella
Want to see the black keys but they'll be three hours.

[badugi]

QOUTE Hurricane..."hooker story"

Ffs you know the drill!!

cliffs on story

[Caf]

ipoker thats what im on about, they surely take in more than the payout through all of their skins/networks. although im not sure has every ipoker skin opted into the promo

Probably best to do the math before making assumptions.

Have ipoker got a rep for that kind of thing?

[CHDad]

iPoker Must Die...

Been ages since I said that.

[badugi]

Probably best to do the math before making assumptions.

Have ipoker got a rep for that kind of thing?

i donno! didnt pay out a few jackpot sngs before but maybe they had reason to believe collusion.
but in terms i didnt seeanything about adding more packages when the prizepool exceeds the payout. Its a good promo if you fancy youll place in league and dont want to try satilites everyday and bother of booking hotel!! (im half cut at the mo just briefly read over it(

[Lord Sir Banter]

iPoker Must Die...

Been ages since I said that.

have ten rolo cookies

[badugi]

iPoker Must Die...

Been ages since I said that.

why you say that? lol
i went through days of saying fuck it its rigged what with the freezes before rivers and that sometimes it really does make you tilt and think they have it fixed what i read about not paying out jackpots wasa sick and put me off playing the 24 6 in rows just incase. I did win the small 2 dollars jackpot sngs though. Gives you something to blame alright when it frezzes and redraws..made me think a few times!
its fukcing rigged i tell ya haha

[davepoke/her]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGMsAYgoL3Y&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGMsAYgoL3Y&feature=related[/ame]

[davepoke/her]

That Rafa video makes me sad

[CHDad]

have ten rolo cookies

Give me ten rolo cookies?

why you say that? lol

Hate the site

[ArmaniJeans]

None of this would have happened if they'd kept Tribeca going.

[KK82]

My god, iPoker SNGs are slow to fill this time of night.. Attempting my usual "death or glory" spin up, which always results in me going busto... My general rule of playing with circa 1.5 buyins is a surefire was to go broke every time, I guess. But it's only a 20€ lodgement, so it's all a bit of fun! My record is reaching ~$700 in a night. Busto within a week, obviously..
I'm pretty sure with any semblance of bankroll management, I could be a marginal winner, but what's the fun in that, right? Far too many second places tonight to achieve either "death" or "glory" so far tonight though. On $96 atm.. I shall struggle on in my quest to burn money though.. No bed 'til busto!!

[badugi]

My god, iPoker SNGs are slow to fill this time of night.. Attempting my usual "death or glory" spin up, which always results in me going busto... My general rule of playing with circa 1.5 buyins is a surefire was to go broke every time, I guess. But it's only a 20€ lodgement, so it's all a bit of fun! My record is reaching ~$700 in a night. Busto within a week, obviously..
I'm pretty sure with any semblance of bankroll management, I could be a marginal winner, but what's the fun in that, right? Far too many second places tonight to achieve either "death" or "glory" so far tonight though. On $96 atm.. I shall struggle on in my quest to burn money though.. No bed 'til busto!!

gl bud... i spun 5er double up token to 1200 in 2hours before on ipoker..lost back at5/10 plo then.
but i did spin 1 dollar to 5k on a HU table on stars in 3hours one night and lost all back in less than 50hands of HU cruel plo sickness.
no bed til busto ive been there

edit: sit with it all HU plo and ill rail

[CHDad]

Spun nothing to 1 million twice and lost it

[badugi]

Spun nothing to 1 million twice and lost it

i dont believe you ..wheres the up yours smiley here

[badugi]

My god, iPoker SNGs are slow to fill this time of night.. Attempting my usual "death or glory" spin up, which always results in me going busto... My general rule of playing with circa 1.5 buyins is a surefire was to go broke every time, I guess. But it's only a 20€ lodgement, so it's all a bit of fun! My record is reaching ~$700 in a night. Busto within a week, obviously..
I'm pretty sure with any semblance of bankroll management, I could be a marginal winner, but what's the fun in that, right? Far too many second places tonight to achieve either "death" or "glory" so far tonight though. On $96 atm.. I shall struggle on in my quest to burn money though.. No bed 'til busto!!

what ipoker skin you on..if there not filling..try the triple or nothing games

[CHDad]

i dont believe you ..wheres the up yours smiley here

Well.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Give me ten rolo cookies?

no

[KK82]

gl bud... i spun 5er double up token to 1200 in 2hours before on ipoker..lost back at5/10 plo then.
but i did spin 1 dollar to 5k on a HU table on stars in 3hours one night and lost all back in less than 50hands of HU cruel plo sickness.
no bed til busto ive been there

edit: sit with it all HU plo and ill rail

lol.. I feel so much better now that I know there's people 10x worse than me out there.. Damn, just lost with AA v AK in a jackpot SNG. Was going for a mighty two in a row! Hmm.. Don't play much Omaha. Definitely never played HU. Fuck it.. Try for 50 on Depew on ipoker

[CHDad]

no

Fine.

[KK82]

Whoop whoop $91.50

[Lord Sir Banter]

Fine.

You may have one.

[badugi]

You may have one.

your last rolo?

[Lord Sir Banter]

no, it's a cookie. he may have one of the ten, it will not be the last one.

[davepoke/her]

My god, iPoker SNGs are slow to fill this time of night.. Attempting my usual "death or glory" spin up, which always results in me going busto... My general rule of playing with circa 1.5 buyins is a surefire was to go broke every time, I guess. But it's only a 20€ lodgement, so it's all a bit of fun! My record is reaching ~$700 in a night. Busto within a week, obviously..
I'm pretty sure with any semblance of bankroll management, I could be a marginal winner, but what's the fun in that, right? Far too many second places tonight to achieve either "death" or "glory" so far tonight though. On $96 atm.. I shall struggle on in my quest to burn money though.. No bed 'til busto!!

I do this every night

[Lazare]

Pretty uneventful evening in the green isle as far as traveller riots go, just one 20 stone guy brawling with the doormen. Boo, I expected a lot more

[Lord Sir Banter]

That's a shame Lazare, let me be the first to say that you have let all of us down greatly.

[CHDad]

You may have one.

Thanks.