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People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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I've been asked on separate occasions in the US if Ireland is an Arabic country, and if its possible to drive there from the US.
Edit: We also had the most ott security check ever when crossing the Detroit-Windsor boarder. Though I guess three 20-something foreign males entering by land in December 2001 was what 'profiling' was invented for!Last edited by Guest; 22-02-10, 19:43.
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Originally posted by zuutroy View PostI've been asked on separate occasions in the US if Ireland is an Arabic country, and if its possible to drive there from the US.Profit before people.
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Lol, this guy's been watching too much High Stakes Poker imo... Its all wrong!
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 0 Tournament, 25/50 Blinds (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
UTG+1 (t1595)
MP1 (t1565)
MP2 (t3540)
MP3 (t7655)
CO (t1400)
Hero (Button) (t1515)
SB (t3975)
BB (t1425)
UTG (t1455)
Hero's M: 20.20
Preflop: Hero is Button with A, K
2 folds, MP1 bets t150, 3 folds, Hero raises to t400, 2 folds, MP1 calls t250
Flop: (t875) A, 3, 5 (2 players)
MP1 bets t1165 (All-In), Hero calls t1115 (All-In)
Turn: (t3105) 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)
River: (t3105) 4 (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: t3105
Results:
Hero had A, K (one pair, Aces).
MP1 had 2, K (straight, six high).
Outcome: MP1 won t3105
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Posthis previous technology project being such a massive success
Granted Cullen was the one responsible for signing off on the deal but years & years of work & research had already gone into the stupid project.
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two Questions for the BBV
1)Can you really set up an account at a local credit union and apply for a loan on the same day?!
2)Is this tapatalk thing any good? OVIstore wants €4 for it..http://mobro.co/zuroph
donate to my hairy lip!
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Originally posted by Rekop Dog View PostSick tie break all right!
Is it me or is there always a ridiculous bias toward chemistry questions on that show?
Dunno about the bias, I think the ones you don't have any clue what they're on aboutTurning millions into thousands
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anyone go onto that chat roulette.com(need a webcam). Some laugh when you've a few people in the room, abusing all the loners(slash poker players on a break) .Some load of wierdos, paedos on it though. The minute we turned it on there was some lad wanking on it hence we abused him and his cocktail sausage. We did chat with a couple of exhibitionist girls though. hooray for boob!!Redbet at the Dublin Poker Invasion FTW
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you get confused for a Newfie a lot in CanadaPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by the aul switcharoo View PostWe did chat with a couple of exhibitionist girls though. hooray for boob!!
I sent my bi friend a link to that when it was "hot news" and she said that she was seriously disappointed as all she ever found were fat man jerkin it. She said she didn't come across so much as a female thigh when using it.
Edit: I want to believe you though!Last edited by Emmet; 22-02-10, 20:47.
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostWTF with the big lad in the red saying 1760's to the team for the treaty and then announcing 1700
Dunno about the bias, I think the ones you don't have any clue what they're on about
Had a HU battle with the brother for 50 euro who would get more questions right, finished 12-14 to him which is pretty poor for a half hour programme. It was more like univsersally challenged.Profit before people.
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fk sake...i give up..
Full Tilt Poker Game #18682143081: Super Stack $10K Guarantee (141491115), Table 83 - 170/340 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:50:12 ET - 2010/02/22
Seat 1: DrHegi (5,745)
Seat 2: saesch83 (12,226)
Seat 3: Javi1917 (40,684)
Seat 4: donnie bulge (16,799)
Seat 5: Danny Cross (7,311)
Seat 6: peersie (23,409)
Seat 7: bright elite (17,944)
Seat 8: King11Kong22 (19,448)
Seat 9: Kazantsev (4,169)
DrHegi antes 25
saesch83 antes 25
Javi1917 antes 25
donnie bulge antes 25
Danny Cross antes 25
peersie antes 25
bright elite antes 25
King11Kong22 antes 25
Kazantsev antes 25
King11Kong22 posts the small blind of 170
Kazantsev posts the big blind of 340
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to donnie bulge [Ad Kd]
DrHegi folds
donnie bulge: aj
saesch83 folds
Javi1917 calls 340
donnie bulge raises to 1,020
Danny Cross folds
peersie folds
bright elite folds
King11Kong22 folds
Kazantsev folds
Javi1917 calls 680
*** FLOP *** [Js Ks 7d]
Javi1917 checks
donnie bulge bets 1,700
Javi1917 calls 1,700
*** TURN *** [Js Ks 7d] [4h]
Javi1917 checks
donnie bulge bets 4,250
Javi1917 calls 4,250
*** RIVER *** [Js Ks 7d 4h] [8c]
Javi1917 checks
donnie bulge bets 9,804, and is all in
Javi1917 calls 9,804
*** SHOW DOWN ***
donnie bulge shows [Ad Kd] a pair of Kings
Javi1917 shows [Ah Ac] a pair of Aces
Javi1917 wins the pot (34,283) with a pair of Aces
Last hand i was expecting to see.. maybe should of checked river.
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Originally posted by emmet02 View Postbullshit!
I sent my bi friend a link to that when it was "hot news" and she said that she was seriously disappointed as all she ever found were fat man jerkin it. She said she didn't come across so much as a female thigh when using it.
Edit: I want to believe you though!Redbet at the Dublin Poker Invasion FTW
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Originally posted by Rekop Dog View PostYeah thought the 1760 one was one of the easier questions.
Had a HU battle with the brother for 50 euro who would get more questions right, finished 12-14 to him which is pretty poor for a half hour programme. It was more like univsersally challenged.Turning millions into thousands
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Inspired play by the winner in this pot..
Seen this so many times today, haven't cashed in anything I've played in. 75-85% favourite in 3 other hands when the money went in and was knocked out at latter stages of tournaments..
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 2.2 Tournament, 75/150 Blinds (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
saw flop | saw showdown
BB (t1180)
UTG (t3300)
MP (t13020)
Hero (CO) (t15825)
Button (t5010)
SB (t2950)
Hero's M: 70.33
Preflop: Hero is CO with Q, A
2 folds, Hero bets t450, 1 fold, SB calls t375, BB raises to t1180 (All-In), Hero raises to t1910, SB raises to t2950 (All-In), Hero calls t1040
Flop: (t7080) 2, 3, 3 (3 players, 2 all-in)
Turn: (t7080) 9 (3 players, 2 all-in)
River: (t7080) 3 (3 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: t7080
Results:
SB had A, 3 (four of a kind, threes).
BB had 6, 6 (full house, threes over sixes).
Hero had Q, A (three of a kind, threes).
Outcome: SB won t7080
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Originally posted by AndyFB View PostJust got back from an interview. Guy told me I was the best candidate he'd got and don't book any holidays. Ship it!
I wouldnt believe everything this guy tells ya!
Originally posted by the aul switcharoo View Postwe had to go through some gruesome shit and several fuck offs from some half decent young ones but we got there in the end. you'd swear we never saw a boob before when one of them finally got them out
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"Crazy Heart" is really, really good. Treads similar emotional ground to "The Wrestler" and features an equally mesmerising lead performance. The difference is that "Crazy Heart" is a more enjoyable watch with a much more uplifting conclusion."Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard Keynes
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Originally posted by phantom_lord View PostWhat do they do with seized cigarettes? Do they destroy them or sell them on?
Originally posted by zuroph View Posttwo Questions for the BBV
1)Can you really set up an account at a local credit union and apply for a loan on the same day?!
2)Is this tapatalk thing any good? OVIstore wants €4 for it..
Originally posted by Rekop Dog View PostSome retard I was working with over there asked ‘Where exactly is Ireland, in New England right?
Work One - get a phone call from chick in my US office, general chit chat at fist and then she asks me if I was able to get into work ok in the morning. Kinda weird question but I respond that, traffic was a bit heavy but meh, it was alright. She wondered if I was scared at the prospect of being bombed at every street corner and how could could I live in a war zone
Travel One - Myself and a mate were on Ko Tao waiting for our boat back to the mianland and we're mesing around with an American football. Rather hot California chicks starts talking to us, can't believe that we know what an American football is, let alone have one. She doesn't get the fact that I'm ripping the piss out of her when I tell her that Ireland is coming up in the world and that we are slowing phasing out the horse and carts for these new things called motorbikes. Eventually the conversation moves onto where we are going to next and I mention that we will eventually end up in Oz, conversation goes like follows
Her : You're so lucky being able to get a visa to Oz
Me : Eh, why?
Her : Well, being English you get one real easy 'cos they ruled there once
Me : Eh, I'm Irish, not English
Her : Are they not the same thing
Me : No, we are two different countries, different currencies, different parliaments, we even speak a different native language
Her: Oh of course, I forgot, you Irish all speak Welsh don't you
Me : Yes, yes we do, goodbye!Last edited by Lao Lao; 22-02-10, 21:31.
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Originally posted by Lao Lao View PostTravel One - Myself and a mate were on Ko Tao waiting for our boat back to the mianland and we're mesing around with an American football. Rather hot California chicks starts talking to us, can't believe that we know what an American football is, let alone have one. She doesn't get the fact that I'm ripping the piss out of her when I tell her that Ireland is coming up in the world and that we are slowing phasing out the horse and carts for these new things called motorbikes. Eventually the conversation moves onto where we are going to next and I mention that we will eventually end up in Oz, conversation goes like follows
Her : You're so lucky being able to get a visa to Oz
Me : Eh, why?
Her : Well, being English you get one real easy 'cos they ruled there once
Me : Eh, I'm Irish, not English
Her : Are they not the same thing
Me : No, we are two different countries, different currencies, different parliaments, we even speak a different native language
Her: Oh of course, I forgot, you Irish all speak Welsh don't you
Me : Yes, yes we do, goodbye!
*facepalm*
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Originally posted by 5starpool View PostI really despise the type of programme that Frontline is tonight. People on complaining that they can't get work. Terrible and all, and in 8 months time I will likely be in the same boat, but I could never imagine going onto tv complaining about it. Bunch of whiny feckers.
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Originally posted by phantom_lord View Postjust saw john garcia is playing a small gig here in may, all kyuss stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcY3UF6_IaM
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Got my heineken cup 1/4 final tickets sorted over the weekend, by becoming a member of Northampton Saints Supporters club happy days.http://mobro.co/zuroph
donate to my hairy lip!
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Originally posted by Rekop Dog View PostSick tie break all right!
Is it me or is there always a ridiculous bias toward chemistry questions on that show?
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€5 tickets for Leinster vs Connacht on 27th March in RDS for anyone who's interested.
"Connacht For Less" is the ticket option to buy.
Special Offer is the option to buy
Hopefully gonna get a big crew together and learn some silly chants for this.Last edited by Emmet; 22-02-10, 22:49.
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Originally posted by Ace View PostBill Cullen rippin into the students on frontline...
should tune into it guys
easy for him to talk and he is loaded
when he started selling oranges in moore street he didn't have a €1500per mth mortgage and just been left go from work.
really them guys just aren't living on the breadline and are to far removed to understand whats going on
"Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide to... View PostLuxury vacations for radio station advertisers in the southern US states who had spent over a certain amount on advertising. The radio chain (think it was Clear Channel) promised them a free break for them and their family / mistresses in some private multi-million pound villas in acapulco that we rented out.
I was the bagman (literally - everything was done in cash). Felt cool to have an armed guard for 8 weeks!
US customs in Houston, Texas are, as you said, just genuinely out-and-out retarded! Slobbering dogs would be brighter.
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Originally posted by emmet02 View Post€5 tickets for Leinster vs Connacht on 27th March in RDS for anyone who's interested.
"Connacht For Less" is the ticket option to buy.
Hopefully gonna get a big crew together and learn some silly chants for this.
Never mind...just figured out how to use the internet!Last edited by ionapaul; 22-02-10, 22:39.
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Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
saw flop | saw showdown
MP3 ($2)
CO ($1.17)
Button ($1.97)
SB ($2)
Hero (BB) ($2.05)
UTG ($1.98)
UTG+1 ($1.74)
MP1 ($1.90)
MP2 ($3.54)
Preflop: Hero is BB with 2, 8
UTG bets $0.04, 7 folds, Hero raises to $0.13, UTG calls $0.09
Flop: ($0.27) 6, 8, 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.22, UTG raises to $1.85 (All-In), Hero calls $1.63
Turn: ($3.97) 10 (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: ($3.97) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: $3.97 | Rake: $0.26
Results:
SPOILER
Hero had 2, 8 (full house, twos over eights).
UTG had 5, 5 (two pair, fives and twos).
Outcome: Hero won $3.71
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Originally posted by eight-ball View Postup 3 byins
sucked out on the river to some poor sap
i typed "ty" in the chat box and he flipped and started throwing chips in recklessly
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K 10 sigh
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, 75 Tournament, 25/50 Blinds (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
saw flop | saw showdown
UTG (t1985)
UTG+1 (t1085)
MP1 (t1300)
MP2 (t1770)
CO (t1300)
Hero (Button) (t1690)
SB (t1545)
BB (t1340)
Hero's M: 22.53
Preflop: Hero is Button with K, 10
UTG calls t50, 4 folds, Hero bets t150, 2 folds, UTG calls t100
Flop: (t375) Q, 7, 10 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets t200, UTG calls t200
Turn: (t775) 9 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks
River: (t775) K (2 players)
UTG bets t200, Hero calls t200
Total pot: t1175
Main pot: t1175 between UTG and Hero, won by UTG
Results:
Hero had K, 10 (two pair, Kings and tens).
UTG had 10, J (straight, King high).
Outcome: UTG won t1175
fulltilt just keep coming up with new tilt enducing ways of keeping me down
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, 75 Tournament, 25/50 Blinds (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
saw flop | saw showdown
BB (t2610)
UTG (t1085)
UTG+1 (t1300)
MP1 (t1770)
MP2 (t1300)
Hero (CO) (t1140)
Button (t1520)
SB (t1290)
Hero's M: 15.20
Preflop: Hero is CO with K, 10
3 folds, MP2 calls t50, Hero calls t50, 2 folds, BB checks
Flop: (t175) J, 9, 2 (3 players)
BB checks, MP2 checks, Hero checks
Turn: (t175) Q (3 players)
BB bets t50, 1 fold, Hero raises to t150, BB raises to t250, Hero raises to t1090 (All-In), BB calls t840
River: (t2355) A (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: t2355
Main pot: t2355 between BB and Hero, won by BB
Results:
BB had 10, K (royal flush).
Hero had K, 10 (straight, Ace high).
Outcome: BB won t2355
"Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
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Fecking windows near came in round me there, massive bomb just went off @ newry courthouse :OLow fee Euro/UK money transfer, 1st transfer free through my referral
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Originally posted by Ziggin&Zaggin View Postdid i say ty, sorry if i forgot 8ball, here ya go, TY
try counting to ten
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big deep breaths
breathe in 1.2.3.
breathe out 1.2.3.
isn't that better
"Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
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Originally posted by eight-ball View Posthe is a bollicks in my opinion
easy for him to talk and he is loaded
when he started selling oranges in moore street he didn't have a €1500per mth mortgage and just been left go from work.
really them guys just aren't living on the breadline and are to far removed to understand whats going on
Originally posted by Ziggin&Zaggin View Posti just got the bolliks kick out of me on the river. wouldnt have minded so much only for the fucker typeed "ty" in the chat box. that really fucked me up now im 3 buyins down. sick
Originally posted by bubbleking View Postup 4 BI's in the last 20 minutes playing rush poker - standard
Originally posted by mocata View PostFecking windows near came in round me there, massive bomb just went off @ newry courthouse :O
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