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[Lao Lao]

It's only taken you 50 years to discover how women work


In other news, applying for a mortgage is waaaaaay more convoluted...

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I've just sent my selection by PM...

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There is no easy way to break this to you, but you're most likely coming home in a body bag ...

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This lad was one bear you definetely did not want to poke ...

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I'll be happy when all the Weatherspoons are gone. I haven't set foot in an Irish one but the UK ones are absolute fucking kips.

I was in...

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Confirmed number 1...

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She was included to highlight how ordinary, run of the mill she is, hence the big gap between her and the rest....

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I completely forgot about ballet girl and blue dress girl.

To my shame, I'm struggling to remember exactly what ballet girl looks like but...

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Athletics Pole vaulter girl >>>>>>>>>>>> FAS Girl >>>>>>>>>>>> Kathryn Thomas...

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So you're saying I should increase the first requirement to 3 million?...

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Requirements for attendee's are extremely strict and have been regarded as tougher than getting mortgage approval for ten million home when you are on...

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Between Christmas, in-laws, work and my Dad, I've slipped up on this one - Will get something in the calendar for Feb.

Preference is Mr....

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You did well to get tickets for it. The whole January pop up sold out in about two minutes.

I was at the one he did in Orwell Road last...

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What caused the spike around 2am? ...

[Lao Lao]

Echo what Theresa said except I was there just over 20 years ago and I was 24 at the time ...

[Lao Lao]

I love your comment to yourself

Golf - Solheim Cup Top Scorer - they'll hate you for this...

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I've managed to introduce clusterfuck to the office lexicon over the last year - I was surprised that so many people hadn't heard it before....

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Ah heyour! ...

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Not too sure as we've literally just started looking.

That said on a very small sample size (of two houses) there was a lot of interest in...

[Lao Lao]

Stop bringing logic to a conversation with a woman who has her heart set on spending a shit ton of money on buying something shiny!

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