Bad beat/Moaning/Venting thread - Mammy told me not to come.

[Guest]

Ta m8 but that's too big. You piss taker.



'The should have called the police instead of them shouting happier happier all time' youtube.

They are saying 'Hapu ya' they pronounce it 'hapia' it's like ' leave it' in Igbo.

They are telling people not to react to her/follow her.

She is is obviously insane.

That's a disgraceful way to behave I hope it gets shared and she is caught.

They show incredible restraint looking at that.

[CHDad]

They are saying 'Hapu ya' they pronounce it 'hapia' it's like ' leave it' in Igbo.

They are telling people not to react to her/follow her.

She is is obviously insane.

That's a disgraceful way to behave I hope it gets shared and she is caught.

They show incredible restraint looking at that.

She's so lucky to be alive. Shouldnt let wild animals like that roam free in public. If that was in the zoo they'd have shot the monkeys to keep her safe.

[Lord Sir Banter]

They are saying 'Hapu ya' they pronounce it 'hapia' it's like ' leave it' in Igbo.

They are telling people not to react to her/follow her.

I know dear. How are you?

[Guest]

She is perfectly safe. They are normal people. She however is from mars via smack.

Agreed they shouldn't let allow her out in public.

I can't see Irish guards doing anything but taking her in.

I rarely use the word....but skanger ...

They must have the patience of jobe. Imagine someone coming in and wrecking your shop.

No one should have to deal with her.

Not that you have to have a temper to be racist. There are polite racists. ...

[Lord Sir Banter]

I think he spelled it Job. Jobe would have been a better way to spell it, silly Job.

Job’s patience stands out because Job’s story is extreme in the amount of suffering he endured. Job lost all of his children and his wealth in a single day. He then was covered in painful sores, and his wife offered him no support—she encouraged him to give up, curse God, and die (Job 2:9). When Job’s three friends came to comfort him, they could not even recognize him from a distance (Job 2:12). Adding to Job’s pain, his friends falsely accused him of wrongdoing and blamed his troubles on his unrepentant heart. Through it all, Job patiently endured (Job 2:10).

Maybe the frustrated woman in the video is Job.

[Guest]

Crap I sound like Lorraine keane don't I?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16v2eojZ_l8

[Lazare]

Funny, I watched it fully expecting it to be a racist thing, was ready to cringe at it.

Was just two women fighting over a man, both of them scummers if your wan's tale of a broken jaw is to be believed.

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[Guest]

New Blade Runner trailer. Is there anything that dreamy Ryan Gosling can't do?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCcx85zbxz4

So

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Ford wasn't (possibility only added due to misunderstanding between writers working in different rooms) a replicant & Gosling is!?

[Guest]

Watched Harry and Paul's Story of the two's again last night

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1x8xzf_harry-and-paul-s-story-of-the-twos_creation

Really is excellent!

[Guest]

Funny, I watched it fully expecting it to be a racist thing, was ready to cringe at it.

Was just two women fighting over a man, both of them scummers if your wan's tale of a broken jaw is to be believed.

The poor child is holding his ears

[Guest]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=207YqHLwquw

[Guest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzA_xesrL8

@elshambles...those politicians must be really desperate to appear on tv.

[Mellor]

The poor child is holding his ears

Maybe she told to cover her ears so they did't hear the cursing.
Good parenting imo

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[Guest]

Have a great day yall. I am off ! laters

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[Raoul Duke III]

Luncheon meat for me please.

I mean, what else would a man eat for luncheon?

[Strewelpeter]

This just popped up on my twitter feed

[pokerhand]

Luncheon meat for me please.

I mean, what else would a man eat for luncheon?

luncheon meat:
finely minced cooked pork mixed with cereal, sold in a tin and typically eaten cold in slices.


I feel sick reading that

[Lazare]

Have a CV here, under languages the guy says Romanian is his mother thong.

[dobby]

Have a CV here, under languages the guy says Romanian is his mother thong.

What do you do? Gis a job? I'm 100% serious btw. Quit my job last week. Working a two week notice now

[dobby]

I have a slightly better understanding of English than that Romanian. Kerry is my mother thong but English is in there too

[Flushdraw]

Have a CV here, under languages the guy says Romanian is his mother thong.

I got this this in an application from a freelancer last week

Not going to lie, I haven't written any casino reviews yet; however, I have been an ardent Texas Hold'Em Poker player and a blackjack player, and a russian roulette player, and of course everyone has been a slots player..

[Mellor]

inciteful: provoking unlawful behaviour or urging someone to behave unlawfully
instead of insightful: having or showing an accurate and deep understanding; perceptive

Those word pairs are far too close for having such different meanings.

Never heard of sofisting.

But the other two were fairly self explanatory I thought.
I'd associate incite with inciting violence, inciting an emotional reaction to racial/prejudice/hate crime, etc

And Insight as: An educated, or relevant point of view. That ones a fairly everyday work

luncheon meat:
finely minced cooked pork mixed with cereal, sold in a tin and typically eaten cold in slices.


I feel sick reading that

Were you not already familiar with the stuff?
It's complete crap, but its also really commonly sol in supermarkets and delis.

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[Lazare]

I have a slightly better understanding of English than that Romanian. Kerry is my mother thong but English is in there too

Are you not in the Kingdom?

It's a warehouse job near Finglas.

[Fran The Man]

It's a warehouse job near Finglas.

I'd be on for that bud, pm me.

[Blip]

I got this this in an application from a freelancer last week

Not going to lie, I haven't written any casino reviews yet; however, I have been an ardent Texas Hold'Em Poker player and a blackjack player, and a russian roulette player, and of course everyone has been a slots player..

Hire him, he can "Dodge Bullets Baby"

[Strewelpeter]

Well if reality is at play, I think May-August should be summer

How uncharacteristically optimistic of you

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[dobby]

Are you not in the Kingdom?

It's a warehouse job near Finglas.

Finglas! Ideal. I'm moving to Ashbourne so only 20mins away. I'm on the road at the mo but I am serious. I'll pm you when I'm home if that's ok

[SatNav]

Anyone living around tallaght looking for a job. In desperate need for a rep in the square?

[pokerhand]

Never heard of sofisting.

But the other two were fairly self explanatory I thought.
I'd associate incite with inciting violence, inciting an emotional reaction to racial/prejudice/hate crime, etc

And Insight as: An educated, or relevant point of view. That ones a fairly everyday work




Were you not already familiar with the stuff?
It's complete crap, but its also really commonly sol in supermarkets and delis.

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Knew the term, just wasn't sure what was in it as never ate it thankfully.

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[CHDad]

Jobs everywhere. Here come the good times.

[Strewelpeter]

So much winning

[6starpool]

Finglas! Ideal. I'm moving to Ashbourne so only 20mins away. I'm on the road at the mo but I am serious. I'll pm you when I'm home if that's ok

Moving to Ashbourne? Damn. Anyone want to buy the house there that I'm just about to move into? There goes the neighbourhood!

[Mellor]

Knew the term, just wasn't sure what was in it as never ate it thankfully.

I never got it either as I did'n't like it. Ham for me.
But you little brother loved the stuff. Especially the one with the face.

[dobby]

Moving to Ashbourne? Damn. Anyone want to buy the house there that I'm just about to move into? There goes the neighbourhood!

Pint?

[Cuchulainn1]

Its the true way of judging luxuriousness of upbringing; poor vs posh - the relative percentage of luncheon vs ham sandwiches you had for school lunches.

The real difficulty is categorising those who had sandwich lunch meat that had a face on it. Its luncheon, but the parents presumably forked out a few extra shekels for it to be designed as a funny face. Maybe thats how you identify the middle class.

That "meat" is called. Billy meat and is made in Clones,Co Monaghan where I'm originally from.

[Solksjaer!]

Are you not in the Kingdom?

It's a warehouse job near Finglas.

Whorehouses ? thongs ? I'm IN.

[DeadParrot]

I was always under the impression machanically constituted bits of meat made up to look like a face would be of a poorer quality than just a lump of ham

[elbows]

Just had some epic corned beef from super valu.

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[Solksjaer!]

I was always under the impression machanically constituted bits of meat made up to look like a face would be of a poorer quality than just a lump of ham

In Copperface Jacks again Mr Parrot. ?

[Raoul Duke III]

my point earlier is that its clearly a step up from non-face mechanically constituted bits of meat aka luncheon. Thus;

No face luncheon: poverty
Fancy face luncheon: middle class
Ham: posh

air-dried bresaola made by artisans in the Ligurian Alps....?

[pokerhand]

air-dried bresaola made by artisans in the Ligurian Alps....?

Wankers, just plain wankers.

[ionapaul]

my point earlier is that its clearly a step up from non-face mechanically constituted bits of meat aka luncheon. Thus;

No face luncheon: poverty
Fancy face luncheon: middle class
Ham: posh

They're hardly giving you the face for free, you're paying a bit extra meaning you have spare cash to spend on fripperies, but not enough to get actual meat as it would appear on an animal

I grew up in a middle-class house, no higher (our first family trip abroad was in the late 80s when I was in my teens and that was by ferry, the 80s compared to today were genuinely tough times for the vast majority of people in Ireland) and I never EVER had luncheon meat. Think my parents would've rather starved themselves than give us something like that.

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[RichieM]

I grew up in a middle-class house, no higher (our first family trip abroad was in the late 80s when I was in my teens and that was by ferry, the 80s compared to today were genuinely tough times for the vast majority of people in Ireland) and I never EVER had luncheon meat. Think my parents would've rather starved themselves than give us something like that.

Your from the country tho, I think the closest we had to fake ham was the waffos really thin ham.

Clearly the food class divide in dublin comes from if you have ever had a spice buger for Sunday dinner.

[RichieM]

Recategorisation:

No face luncheon: not even trying poverty
Fancy face luncheon: putting lipstick on a pig poverty
Ham: Iona middle ground
Alpine bresaola: Floating toilets and fancy umbrellas are in your future

Head in toilet while sodomised with an umbrella in kings hospital for acting like a posh twat even in that company

[6starpool]

I had a strange liking for spam when I was much younger, obviously after scraping all the gelatinous goo off it before eating. It made a rare appearance in our house, but I made sure to have some when it did. I think part of the attraction was the mad tin it came in.

[Solksjaer!]

Steeley Dan baby. Oct 3 arena

[Dice75]

Easi Singles was the height of my lunch sangwiches

[ionapaul]

Your from the country tho, I think the closest we had to fake ham was the waffos really thin ham.

Clearly the food class divide in dublin comes from if you have ever had a spice buger for Sunday dinner.

Yeah, I think people in Dublin maybe ate poorer quality food than the rest of us in retrospect First time I encountered battered sausages, battered burgers, etc... was in Dublin. The chippers in Galway, whether franchise or standalone, served up a much better class of fast food - less obviously heart-attack inducing anyway!

[ArmaniJeans]

This year's lock of the year?????

Portugal to win the eurovision


I've gobbled up some of the guaranteed free money at the extravagant odds of 9/1

Tipped up in the Racing Post this morning at 7/1.
11/2 is just about the best available now.

[ArmaniJeans]

No Russia entrant this year - hosts Ukraine wouldn't give the singer a visa. Seems a bit petty really, I may switch my allegiance in that conflict now.

Check back in on Saturday at 12.30pm for Eurovision low point sweepstakes.

[bohsman]

No Russia entrant this year - hosts Ukraine wouldn't give the singer a visa. Seems a bit petty really, I may switch my allegiance in that conflict now.

Check back in on Saturday at 12.30pm for Eurovision low point sweepstakes.

Bit more to it, think she sang to Russian forces in Crimea recently, something like that.