Bad Beat/Moaning/Venting - pray for Lazare

[Solskjaer]

This shoud e an olympic sport.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0Nv0olcDS8

[Lazare]

Stay in the bar, give her a list of all the exhausted excuses and tell her one of them is kinda true and then offer her a cash prize if she get's it in 3 guesses. Whilst she is musing feign interest in the curtains suggesting they be upgraded to freshen the place up. Wimmin have an attention weakspot when it comes to improving the ol gaff. Anyhoo I've seen your windows, the curtains are just terrible (show her this post, well just the curtains are terrible part)

Did this.

I'm on the bus. Porter's band are probably jamming right now and I'm missing it.

I've exhausted all known excuses, shoulda saved some for now but I didn't. Bollix.

[dobby]

Did this.

I'm on the bus. Porter's band are probably jamming right now and I'm missing it.

I've exhausted all known excuses, shoulda saved some for now but I didn't. Bollix.

Lazare, when you get home, have a look in your wife's handbag. I'm almost certain you'll find your balls in there.

[Strewelpeter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6GazJNlQC4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5NzP_yPaNc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JXrMQRp3eE

[Strewelpeter]

Just realised that having paid for E10 of horace&pete Louie totally knows that I downloaded the other 9.
Awkward

[Flushdraw]

Doping story on Sunday Times tomorrow - Could be implications for EPL teams. My money's on Leicester and Chelski

Those 2, and our own team seemingly

[mdoug]

Surely lvg is the biggest dope of the lot

[Jibzzzz]

Stay obviously. I don't know who they are but if a band that I liked were coming to the pub I was in I wouldn't be moving. Deal with consequences tomorrow/throw money at it

It's the words of the great Wilson Fisk.

A woman who can be bought, is not worth having.

[newbie2]

Those 2, and our own team seemingly

[CHDad]

Just when you get used to spiders the size of your head you look out the window and see this

[CHDad]

Over grown squirrel bears that like to box, lol fuck that country.

[CHDad]

It's probably safer to live on Mars once they sort the oxygen thing.

[CHDad]

But you will get the odd Irish delicacy in Oz. Doubt Mars has McDonnells Curry Sauce or Tayto

[mdoug]

Closing in on that 20k chad.
When is your wolf game starting?

[CHDad]

Passed 20k a while back with all me other accounts m8

No idea about the werewolf stuff, assume I'll be pm'd

[dobby]

Passed 20k a while back with all me other accounts m8

No idea about the werewolf stuff, assume I'll be pm'd

You need to PM him to tell him you are the GOAT and our chosen wan

[CHDad]

He asked me to tell yourself and Lottie to stop pm'ing him non stop about how great I am.

[dobby]

He asked me to tell yourself and Lottie to stop pm'ing him non stop about how great I am.

Ffs I told him not to say anything

[mdoug]

6am ebay shopping, good craic

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[Guest]

I've exhausted all of those excuses, that's the problem.

For future reference, could have tried honesty!?

xyz band who just played abc venue at a cost of £xxx ARE ABOUT TO WALK INTO THE PUB AND PLAY A FREE SET, I got the nod (her husband cool et al)

wimmens loves valoooo (except in horse betting, then wimmens loves favourites)
then put it on her:

YOU really want me to miss this? Really? sad puppy face


Or have you pissed that one away tooooo?

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[Mellor]

That would only give you maybe a 2% chance of winning though. 1 in 10,000 chance doesn't mean you win if you buy 10,000 tickets.

Hmmm, sounds like your underestimating what 1 in 10,000 chance means.

Buying 10k tickets wouldn't guarantee you win, but it would give you a much greater chance than 2%. Maybe 64%

[Raoul Duke III]

Just when you get used to spiders the size of your head you look out the window and see this

Was skyping with the sister in Tasmania, her 3 y/o came across one of these in the garden.



Husband went out with a spade, chopped its head off, back in to watching the cricket. No worries mate, only the second most poisonous snake in Oz.

[Silver-Tiger]

Gonna get on the SkyBet train for the Masters.

Any stipulations when setting up an account from over here?

[Guest]

So while Cowell and his Skandie mates are treading the same old road wringing every penny they can out of the soft and the dumb,his Japanese counterpart is doing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTEYUFgLveY

3 teenage girls and a metal band playing a "fusion of metal and idol"

Contains usual Japanese obsession with teenage girls but is probably genius

[Guest]

& ya it is just the repackaging of 80's hair metal, but then again, so is everything

[BigDeal]

I wouldn't be surprised if bigdeal actually posted the i am a lady thing tbh

Yeah I did, in homage to Eamo.

Now I refuse to hang around anywhere the genius of Dickens isn't appreciated.

[Lazare]

Kinda pissed nobody thanked this. It's Doke talking in detail about his Bowie thing. And he's given about as much time as Jonathon Ross.

That was brilliant.

[eamonhonda]

That was brilliant.

Do they still do the jazz afternoons on Sundays in JJs? Always meant to go in some time.

[Lazare]

Do they still do the jazz afternoons on Sundays in JJs? Always meant to go in some time.

I'm pretty sure they still do, they didn't have any current gig list sheets but the last one had some Sun afternoon gigs listed.

Great way to spend a Sunday afternoon. Try catch Peter Moore and the Raindogs if you're ever going in.

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[eamonhonda]

I'm pretty sure they still do, they didn't have any current gig list sheets but the last one had some Sun afternoon gigs listed.

Great way to spend a Sunday afternoon. Try catch Peter Moore and the Raindogs if you're ever going in.

Yeah will go down soon. I've a certain untrust with myself when it comes to Sunday drinking and work Monday.

[The Situation]

Can't wait for cricket final, two likeable sides. Think England sightly edge it, mainly because of their batting depth, Ali and Willey low in the order but both open for their counties. Would compliment Morgan but he's been the weak link in the side last while, hopefully puts in a strong captains performance today.

[Lazare]

Yeah will go down soon. I've a certain untrust with myself when it comes to Sunday drinking and work Monday.

That's the whole beauty of it being a 4.30pm gig, four hours of fun and stil getting an early night. Sunday afternoon pints are the best, haven't partaken in a good while though.

[eamonhonda]

That's the whole beauty of it being a 4.30pm gig, four hours of fun and stil getting an early night. Sunday afternoon pints are the best, haven't partaken in a good while though.

Yeah it does sound great.

[nicnicnic]

Gonna get on the SkyBet train for the Masters.

Any stipulations when setting up an account from over here?

Just normal set up, bar the fact they don't take skrill, and expect a phone call tomorrow from them, welcoming you and informing you of xyz promo ( probably more to do with security check on phone number given ).

[mdoug]

0-0 here for no bants, but for likelihood.

[DeadParrot]

Linekar in being funny shocker

[Lord Sir Banter]

6am ebay shopping, good craic

buy anything nice m8?

[mdoug]

buy anything nice m8?

No. Just spent €50 on shite to be honest.

[The Situation]

Some start from Windies, Roots gonna have to have a special innings now you'd think.

[Guest]

Some start from Windies, Roots gonna have to have a special innings now you'd think.

Need hims coring 80 plus for top batsman

[oleras]

Yeah will go down soon. I've a certain untrust with myself when it comes to Sunday drinking and work Monday.

Not a few days off shift and he has become a monday to frider already.

[dobby]

First against second today in the aul Kerry District League division 1A. A must win game if there ever was one.

http://www.kerrydistrictleague.ie/fixtures/denny-premier-1a/

[The Situation]

Need hims coring 80 plus for top batsman

Tragic from Morgan. May be his last game for England.

[eamonhonda]

Not a few days off shift and he has become a monday to frider already.

Still on shift now. Last weekend. Couple of more nights. I have experience from Sundays out when I'm rostered in early Monday!

[Guest]

Tragic from Morgan. May be his last game for England.

Do ya think his form is godawful but rest of team doing well.
He is a batsman and is not doing his job he would have to be dropped if not captain Hales was very poor as well whole tourney.

[mdoug]

Fuck you Danny Simpson. You would have crowned off an amazing fantasy gameweek had you scored into that half EMPTY FUCKING NET!
Fucker

[DeadParrot]

Fuck you Danny Simpson. You would have crowned off an amazing fantasy gameweek had you scored into that half EMPTY FUCKING NET!
Fucker

morgan>>simpson
Ref having a shocker tbf, two stonewall penos

[davepoke/her]

Six points from six games after this and Leicester win the league. Mad stuff

[mdoug]

morgan>>simpson
Ref having a shocker tbf, two stonewall penos

I like how ranieri is bringing on gray in most games now, this is his 7th appearance so needs 3 more for a medal. Ranieri already thinks he has it and wants to give the youngster a medal cause he likes him


Our season long bet gonna come down to the wire in fpl, I snook ahead yesterday and today you're back lol. Let's fight each other into an overall 1/2 finish m8.


Also Arsenal are gonna sneak 2nd. Might back Newcastle to stay up for bants too.

Six points from six games after this and Leicester win the league. Mad stuff

Your maths are a bit off there m8

[davepoke/her]

Your maths are a bit off there m8

Not at all m8. Neither Spurs are Arsenal are hitting 75 points.

[hotspur]

That's the league wrapped up imo.

[mdoug]

Not at all m8. Neither Spurs are Arsenal are hitting 75 points.

Arsenal could easily win every game here on out tbh, they have an okay run-in. Don't think spurs will though so I'd have leicester needing 9-11 ftw

[Solskjaer]

Schmeichel father and son bag the PL ? been done before ? (even Div 1?)

[hotspur]

Not at all m8. Neither Spurs are Arsenal are hitting 75 points.

Arsenal probably will hit 75 points.

[eamonhonda]

9 points is definitely enough

[davepoke/her]

Arsenal could easily win every game here on out tbh, they have an okay run-in. Don't think spurs will though so I'd have leicester needing 9-11 ftw

Wanna bet m8? Will set the O/U at 75 and give you both Spurs and Arsenal for €50. 75 points is a push

[mdoug]

Wanna bet m8? Will set the O/U at 75 and give you both Spurs and Arsenal for €50. 75 points is a push

Nah that's no value at all for me so why would I bet €50 on that.

Offering to bet when you're massive favourite is a lol though.