This shoud e an olympic sport.
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Originally posted by Solskjaer View PostStay in the bar, give her a list of all the exhausted excuses and tell her one of them is kinda true and then offer her a cash prize if she get's it in 3 guesses. Whilst she is musing feign interest in the curtains suggesting they be upgraded to freshen the place up. Wimmin have an attention weakspot when it comes to improving the ol gaff. Anyhoo I've seen your windows, the curtains are just terrible (show her this post, well just the curtains are terrible part)
I'm on the bus. Porter's band are probably jamming right now and I'm missing it.
I've exhausted all known excuses, shoulda saved some for now but I didn't. Bollix.I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostDid this.
I'm on the bus. Porter's band are probably jamming right now and I'm missing it.
I've exhausted all known excuses, shoulda saved some for now but I didn't. Bollix.
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Turning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by dobby View PostStay obviously. I don't know who they are but if a band that I liked were coming to the pub I was in I wouldn't be moving. Deal with consequences tomorrow/throw money at it
A woman who can be bought, is not worth having.
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostI've exhausted all of those excuses, that's the problem.
xyz band who just played abc venue at a cost of £xxx ARE ABOUT TO WALK INTO THE PUB AND PLAY A FREE SET, I got the nod (her husband cool et al)
wimmens loves valoooo (except in horse betting, then wimmens loves favourites)
then put it on her:
YOU really want me to miss this? Really? sad puppy face
Or have you pissed that one away tooooo?
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostThat would only give you maybe a 2% chance of winning though. 1 in 10,000 chance doesn't mean you win if you buy 10,000 tickets.
Buying 10k tickets wouldn't guarantee you win, but it would give you a much greater chance than 2%. Maybe 64%
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Originally posted by CHDog View PostJust when you get used to spiders the size of your head you look out the window and see this
Husband went out with a spade, chopped its head off, back in to watching the cricket. No worries mate, only the second most poisonous snake in Oz."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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So while Cowell and his Skandie mates are treading the same old road wringing every penny they can out of the soft and the dumb,his Japanese counterpart is doing this:
New anthem "Road of Resistance" at Saitama Super Arena in Japan - 20,000 people sold out show!BABYMETAL’s 1st Album including 2 bonus tracks will be released...
3 teenage girls and a metal band playing a "fusion of metal and idol"
Contains usual Japanese obsession with teenage girls but is probably genius
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Originally posted by eamonhonda View PostDo they still do the jazz afternoons on Sundays in JJs? Always meant to go in some time.
Great way to spend a Sunday afternoon. Try catch Peter Moore and the Raindogs if you're ever going in.I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostI'm pretty sure they still do, they didn't have any current gig list sheets but the last one had some Sun afternoon gigs listed.
Great way to spend a Sunday afternoon. Try catch Peter Moore and the Raindogs if you're ever going in.airport, lol
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Can't wait for cricket final, two likeable sides. Think England sightly edge it, mainly because of their batting depth, Ali and Willey low in the order but both open for their counties. Would compliment Morgan but he's been the weak link in the side last while, hopefully puts in a strong captains performance today.Profit before people.
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Originally posted by eamonhonda View PostYeah will go down soon. I've a certain untrust with myself when it comes to Sunday drinking and work Monday.I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by Silver-Tiger View PostGonna get on the SkyBet train for the Masters.
Any stipulations when setting up an account from over here?
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Linekar in being funny shocker
People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by mdoug View Post6am ebay shopping, good craicX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
$ Free Travel Credit with Airbnb $
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Originally posted by The Situation View PostTragic from Morgan. May be his last game for England.
He is a batsman and is not doing his job he would have to be dropped if not captain Hales was very poor as well whole tourney.
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Originally posted by mdoug View PostFuck you Danny Simpson. You would have crowned off an amazing fantasy gameweek had you scored into that half EMPTY FUCKING NET!
Fucker
Ref having a shocker tbf, two stonewall penosPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by DeadParrot View Postmorgan>>simpson
Ref having a shocker tbf, two stonewall penos
Our season long bet gonna come down to the wire in fpl, I snook ahead yesterday and today you're back lol. Let's fight each other into an overall 1/2 finish m8.
Also Arsenal are gonna sneak 2nd. Might back Newcastle to stay up for bants too.
Originally posted by davepoke/her View PostSix points from six games after this and Leicester win the league. Mad stuffGo big or go homeless.
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Originally posted by mdoug View PostArsenal could easily win every game here on out tbh, they have an okay run-in. Don't think spurs will though so I'd have leicester needing 9-11 ftw
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Originally posted by davepoke/her View PostWanna bet m8? Will set the O/U at 75 and give you both Spurs and Arsenal for €50. 75 points is a push
Offering to bet when you're massive favourite is a lol though.Go big or go homeless.
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