Bad Beat/Moaning/Venting - pray for Lazare

[eamonhonda]

PSV surely reading thejournal.ie is not good for a man like yourself, glutton for punishment

[Solskjaer]

yep, total reading fail on my part

Ah here, I had just gone to print. You are on dodgy ground here as a roving reporter.

[Guest]

Charlie Kaufman's new flick ,Anomalisa,looks really good

[Solskjaer]

Lol

dobby, please hand in your united badge, you are a double agent


Dobby

[Guest]

PSV surely reading thejournal.ie is not good for a man like yourself, glutton for punishment

Its actually less tilting than reading the Irish Times

[Solskjaer]

A lovely day, a walk in a nearby park with my wee man and then this. Some people are scumbags. fk a supermarket trolley into a lovely little stream where people walk their dogs and rife with wild fowl . I don't understand the mentality.

[Jibzzzz]

M8s nobody knew what was 4 T, got scared and left..

[SatNav]

two weeks left , nailing as usual

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[Lord Sir Banter]

Had a nice few pints with #dug and @andy. Lao lao, jbiz and aj popped in also.

[dobby]

Having the craic with Satnavs mam on Facebook. She had spag bol for tea.

[SatNav]

Brian and Aileen are having a shocker. How many months can you go like they are before you get shown the door?

Aileen new starter , she doing ok

[dobby]

If you're in green cos that mean.you have exceeded the target and anoyone in grey has to reach their target?

[mdoug]

Jivz I'm upstairs with three Brazilian girls and one Venezuelan Las, top right corner if you're still in woolshed

[Kayroo]

Jivz I'm upstairs with three Brazilian girls and one Venezuelan Las, top right corner if you're still in woolshed

One too many karaoke nights...

[Lord Sir Banter]

Jivz I'm upstairs with three Brazilian girls and one Venezuelan Las, top right corner if you're still in woolshed

pics

[Lord Sir Banter]

Brian and Aileen are having a shocker. How many months can you go like they are before you get shown the door?

Who?

[mdoug]

One too many karaoke nights...

Honestly my first Thursday in here and it is horrible, karaoke is horrendous. Your full name has now been called out jibz/john m8, with the bouncer ed in the corner. Come have pitchers, be grand

[Jibzzzz]

Went home m8.

Went to lotts.

See Skype WW chat. Next time and all that.

Good luck with the vuvu or Ed depending on who's the longer walk home etc.

[DeadParrot]

[Lord Sir Banter]

That baby's head needs wetting m8.

[mdoug]

Got jibz's real name called out on the mic, nowhere to be seen. He must be rattled.

[DeadParrot]

I'm a father less than a week and I'm infected with some childhood bug

[Theresa]

See ya later Sydney! Not my finest two weeks work, wish I'd a little more to polish it off but we are where we are, I said two weeks wasn't enough!

Now for Melbourne and the banter that is Golden Plains music festival. I'm already dreading the fear that awaits on Tue mornings flight home. It's waiting.

[Raoul Duke III]

I'm a father less than a week and I'm infected with some childhood bug

It gets worse once creches enter the equation.

You do develop superhuman immunity within about three years though so it's all good.

[luckforsome]

...Could anyone recommend any shops or sites that are Good value for buying monthly draw tickets...I run a monthly draw for golf society, tickets just say name of society,Prize's and usual crap... had been getting 10 sets of 200 tickets for €200.00 but shop closed...

[luckforsome]

...And 2 cups of tea, 2 penguin bar's and 4 mikdao biscuits for breakfast...

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[Emmet]

False advertising.

Nothing short about that.

[Strewelpeter]

StrewelPorn

SPOILER

https://gfycat.com/ElaborateFancyCardinal

Wow

[6starpool]

Spoilered for hugeness Hitch.

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[Emmet]

Wow

I hope you were sitting for that

[shrapnel]

It gets worse once creches enter the equation.

You do develop superhuman immunity within about three years though so it's all good.

ugh, bad memories. 3 days sick 2 days better, 3 days sick...it really is neverending

[V for Vendetta]

It gets worse once creches enter the equation.

You do develop superhuman immunity within about three years though so it's all good.

ugh, bad memories. 3 days sick 2 days better, 3 days sick...it really is neverending

We're starting with the crèche next week. We've been very fortunate with illness etc so far but it feels like the calm before the storm.

Little miss V is 6 months old now and just brilliant craic. She's starting to take an interest in tasting foods a bit now. Great fun.

[pokerhand]

Vegas is surely one of the greatest words that can be uttered.

Heading to Vegas for the weekend with a mate. Am ridiculously excite!

[shrapnel]

We're starting with the crèche next week. We've been very fortunate with illness etc so far but it feels like the calm before the storm.

Little miss V is 6 months old now and just brilliant craic. She's starting to take an interest in tasting foods a bit now. Great fun.

Let the fun begin! Best of luck

[Raoul Duke III]

We're starting with the crèche next week. We've been very fortunate with illness etc so far but it feels like the calm before the storm.

Little miss V is 6 months old now and just brilliant craic. She's starting to take an interest in tasting foods a bit now. Great fun.

She will get a few bugs - pretty much unavoidable but +EV in the long run. Soon you'll be working the angle of trying to sneak her in for the day even when running a temperature.

[Raoul Duke III]

Last Chance saloon for the Cheltenham tipping competition.

One Thousand Euro Prize Fund. It speaks for itself.

Imagine the things you could buy with such largesse!

Botox injections
Trips to Anfield
Half a bottle of GAB's favourite wine
Gallons of almond milk
An impactful tie

I could go on.

[shrapnel]

She will get a few bugs - pretty much unavoidable but +EV in the long run. Soon you'll be working the angle of trying to sneak her in for the day even when running a temperature.

lol, forgot about that.

"he has a temperature? really? well he was fine this morning before i dropped him off" *cough* after i'd laced him with calpol *cough*

[Dice75]

Last Chance saloon for the Cheltenham tipping competition.

One Thousand Euro Prize Fund. It speaks for itself.

Imagine the things you could buy with such largesse!

Botox injections
Trips to Anfield
Half a bottle of GAB's favourite wine
Gallons of almond milk
An impactful tie

I could go on.

Two and a half toilet seats but as a one time offer to the winner I shall stretch it to three for cash. You too can shit like those in the Sherbourne.

[Denny Crane]

Actually someone broke one of mine at a party last week! do you do delivery dice?

[Dice75]

Actually someone broke one of mine at a party last week! do you do delivery dice?

I'm afraid I only sell in bulk. You looking to stock up?

Do ya a deal on 100.....

[Strewelpeter]

I hope you were sitting for that

Been in bed sick since yesterday afternoon, waking up to that was a real tonic

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[Guest]

Don't understand the weather here at all, says its 11 degrees out, but seems like t-shirt time.

Lack of the Irish "wind chill factor"?

[Guest]

Sick beat last night for the lad who had his 38k betslip for Liverpool seized. Does a bet like that in inner city Dublin not set off money laundering alarm bells at bookies? PP had their wrists slapped for not doing enough to counter money laundering in UK last night.
Also garda divers sent in to search aquarium in ex SF councillors house during the raids

[Guest]

Is she some special kind of fuckwit?

http://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/una-mullally-why-are-there-only-five-free-women-of-dublin-1.2566360

tl;don't read
To address the gender imbalance of the awarding of the freedom of Dublin over the last few 100 years, 70 women should be given it this year

A "male" friend of hers mentioned it in the pub while her and her feminist entourage where crying into their chardonnay

He either doesn't exist or was taking the piss imo

[careca]

Sick beat last night for the lad who had his 38k betslip for Liverpool seized. Does a bet like that in inner city Dublin not set off money laundering alarm bells at bookies? PP had their wrists slapped for not doing enough to counter money laundering in UK last night.
Also garda divers sent in to search aquarium in ex SF councillors house during the raids

Its a wonder the bookies wasn't raided that evening by an armed gang.

Unreal alright that someone can walk in with 38K in cash and no alarm bells go off. Of course, maybe they did !!

Wonder had he another 38 grand on Utd and same on the draw!

[Raoul Duke III]

Its a wonder the bookies wasn't raided that evening by an armed gang.

Unreal alright that someone can walk in with 38K in cash and no alarm bells go off. Of course, maybe they did !!

Wonder had he another 38 grand on Utd and same on the draw!

Probably mistook him for a certain poster from these parts.

[Strewelpeter]

Sick beat last night for the lad who had his 38k betslip for Liverpool seized. Does a bet like that in inner city Dublin not set off money laundering alarm bells at bookies? PP had their wrists slapped for not doing enough to counter money laundering in UK last night.

Half of WillHill shop income coming from £100 per spin fbots and everyone jumps up and down about problem gambling. I wonder why they just don't brand them money laundering terminals and be done with it

[Strewelpeter]

I'm often way off on these lookalike things but should we not be calling it

Horace and Rounders?

[Solskjaer]

Actually someone broke one of mine at a party last week! do you do delivery dice?

Riding fat burds brag. Geeeerrupppowaaadattt.

[MrsFlushdraw]

Last Chance saloon for the Cheltenham tipping competition.

One Thousand Euro Prize Fund. It speaks for itself.

Imagine the things you could buy with such largesse!

Botox injections
Trips to Anfield
Half a bottle of GAB's favourite wine
Gallons of almond milk
An impactful tie

I could go on.

Not one thing on that list that would entice me in!

try harder

[Tar.Aldarion]

A sharp set of knives!
A tiny handbag! (The more you spend the smaller those bags get)

[Teddie]

Ireland va Bangladash could well be a victim of the weather and will leave Ireland out(barring a minor miracle). I'll be kinda glad if the match doesn't go ahead today, still on tilt from their Oman game.

[Solskjaer]

Not one thing on that list that would entice me in!

try harder

A grand in cash to rock up to a bookies with and pretend to be a gangsta wag . Hmm you could be pretending that already though with your Ballymun hubby . Never mind never mind.

[ionapaul]

Am heading to Vegas myself in a few weeks - does anyone have $$$ they want to exchange for €€€ at XE rates? I guess $2000-$3000 would be good.