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TOOOLOONG Don't read etc
cuse grammar
An Eventful but ultimately amusing end to the evening.. This is long but still fresh in my head so read at your leisure.
So I parked the car just outside the city centre so I could get some walking exercise in. Anyhoo, on the walk back to the car I decided on a detour to get a few more metres in. I'm walk up an innocuous enough cobblestone street where I am met by a waiflike creature who pipes up with the standard . Got any Chaaaannnnnge. I quickly apologised, sorry only got 2 Euros on me and I intend to indulge in a Chickenmac burger.
2 EURO? That'll foooking do , hand it over. My instant thought was, 'how rude' I was nearly giving it to him but not now.
This is where things slightly escalated and I guess I'm partly to blame. I said, (like an uncle would to a nephew) I'll give you a kick up the arse ya cheeky fecker. (emptiest of threats normally)
He then turned around and pointed at his bedraggled arse. Gooo onnn then, Kick me up the arse. (Bishop Brennans face flashed into my head) I declined saying g'way from me. He then pushed his dirty arse right beside my leg ( I consider this ASSault)
I suddenly became aware of the two hairs in my nostrils and the sudden rounding of both nostrils (oh no the red mist descends) I promptly gave him a kickk up the arse. Deffo not a full blwn through the laces kick, or even a Fr Ted Priiest to Bishop hoof. It was about a 4 out of 10 powerewise.
Suddenly he went down like Steven Gerrard in the penalty box
screaming, HE FOOKING ATTACKED ME. ooooooop I thought
aware of people looking down the street and me in a hoodie. A
waif of similar stature appeared shouting at me WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM ? Get the Guards. I said, he asked me to kick him up the arse so I did. They were both threatening and roaring at me. Then I said, do ye want to settle this with cash lads (eg Out of court) I threw the 1st yob 1.50 and the ambulance chaser .50 cents told them to fooooook offf and walked briskly down the street to roaring accusations of being some kind of physco.
I eventually got back to the car and laughed for a bit then thought WTF AM I THINKING. Confirmed Physco . I might avoid that area next time.
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Originally posted by zuutroy View PostCalorie deficit of 500 cals per day will lost you 1lb per week roughly. So for 28lbs in 6 weeks you'd need a calorie deficit of more than 2k per day....Basically don't eat and run a marathon every day and you'll get there!
He's need to lose 2 lbs of fat a week. Depending on current weight/condition that's not unrealistic.
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Last edited by BennyHiFi; 05-11-15, 22:52.
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Originally posted by Solskjaer View PostTOOOLOONG Don't read etc
cuse grammar
An Eventful but ultimately amusing end to the evening.. This is long but still fresh in my head so read at your leisure.
So I parked the car just outside the city centre so I could get some walking exercise in. Anyhoo, on the walk back to the car I decided on a detour to get a few more metres in. I'm walk up an innocuous enough cobblestone street where I am met by a waiflike creature who pipes up with the standard . Got any Chaaaannnnnge. I quickly apologised, sorry only got 2 Euros on me and I intend to indulge in a Chickenmac burger.
2 EURO? That'll foooking do , hand it over. My instant thought was, 'how rude' I was nearly giving it to him but not now.
This is where things slightly escalated and I guess I'm partly to blame. I said, (like an uncle would to a nephew) I'll give you a kick up the arse ya cheeky fecker. (emptiest of threats normally)
He then turned around and pointed at his bedraggled arse. Gooo onnn then, Kick me up the arse. (Bishop Brennans face flashed into my head) I declined saying g'way from me. He then pushed his dirty arse right beside my leg ( I consider this ASSault)
I suddenly became aware of the two hairs in my nostrils and the sudden rounding of both nostrils (oh no the red mist descends) I promptly gave him a kickk up the arse. Deffo not a full blwn through the laces kick, or even a Fr Ted Priiest to Bishop hoof. It was about a 4 out of 10 powerewise.
Suddenly he went down like Steven Gerrard in the penalty box
screaming, HE FOOKING ATTACKED ME. ooooooop I thought
aware of people looking down the street and me in a hoodie. A
waif of similar stature appeared shouting at me WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM ? Get the Guards. I said, he asked me to kick him up the arse so I did. They were both threatening and roaring at me. Then I said, do ye want to settle this with cash lads (eg Out of court) I threw the 1st yob 1.50 and the ambulance chaser .50 cents told them to fooooook offf and walked briskly down the street to roaring accusations of being some kind of physco.
I eventually got back to the car and laughed for a bit then thought WTF AM I THINKING. Confirmed Physco . I might avoid that area next time.
Anytime I'm tempted to indulge in some fast food I'm gonna beat up some tramps instead.
Wasn't this model previously championed by bumfights.com? Might there be some copyright issues? What are your thoughts on 'Stamp on a tramp' or 'kick the hole of a tramp on the dole' for provisional working names?
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Originally posted by Mellor View PostYou are ignoring water. Even if normal weight loss was the goal, a large chuck would be water. But with a prop bet it's a larger % most likely.
He's need to lose 2 lbs of fat a week. Depending on current weight/condition that's not unrealistic.
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Originally posted by iSnow View PostThank you for the inspiration man. Quite refreshing.
Anytime I'm tempted to indulge in some fast food I'm gonna beat up some tramps instead.
Wasn't this model previously championed by bumfights.com? Might there be some copyright issues? What are your thoughts on 'Stamp on a tramp' or 'kick the hole of a tramp on the dole' for provisional working names?
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Originally posted by Solskjaer View PostTOOOLOONG Don't read etc
cuse grammar
An Eventful but ultimately amusing end to the evening.. This is long but still fresh in my head so read at your leisure.
So I parked the car just outside the city centre so I could get some walking exercise in. Anyhoo, on the walk back to the car I decided on a detour to get a few more metres in. I'm walk up an innocuous enough cobblestone street where I am met by a waiflike creature who pipes up with the standard . Got any Chaaaannnnnge. I quickly apologised, sorry only got 2 Euros on me and I intend to indulge in a Chickenmac burger.
2 EURO? That'll foooking do , hand it over. My instant thought was, 'how rude' I was nearly giving it to him but not now.
This is where things slightly escalated and I guess I'm partly to blame. I said, (like an uncle would to a nephew) I'll give you a kick up the arse ya cheeky fecker. (emptiest of threats normally)
He then turned around and pointed at his bedraggled arse. Gooo onnn then, Kick me up the arse. (Bishop Brennans face flashed into my head) I declined saying g'way from me. He then pushed his dirty arse right beside my leg ( I consider this ASSault)
I suddenly became aware of the two hairs in my nostrils and the sudden rounding of both nostrils (oh no the red mist descends) I promptly gave him a kickk up the arse. Deffo not a full blwn through the laces kick, or even a Fr Ted Priiest to Bishop hoof. It was about a 4 out of 10 powerewise.
Suddenly he went down like Steven Gerrard in the penalty box
screaming, HE FOOKING ATTACKED ME. ooooooop I thought
aware of people looking down the street and me in a hoodie. A
waif of similar stature appeared shouting at me WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM ? Get the Guards. I said, he asked me to kick him up the arse so I did. They were both threatening and roaring at me. Then I said, do ye want to settle this with cash lads (eg Out of court) I threw the 1st yob 1.50 and the ambulance chaser .50 cents told them to fooooook offf and walked briskly down the street to roaring accusations of being some kind of physco.
I eventually got back to the car and laughed for a bit then thought WTF AM I THINKING. Confirmed Physco . I might avoid that area next time.
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Originally posted by iSnow View PostOne final blast of booze tonight and I'm of it until Xmas. Just seen pics from WebSummit and was ashamed to see the results of 6 months boozing & cheese eating. Is it possible to lose 2 stone before Xmas? Would anyone be interested in a prob bet. How did this happen?...
Ideas welcome.
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There has to be more to this story,15 minute window and presumably whoever it was would have had to collect at the track bookies???
WOMAN IN Australia has had her winnings stolen after posting the docket from a horse race on Facebook.
This happened when a woman, known only as Chantelle from Perth, posted the winning selfie to the social media site with the docket’s barcode still visible.
Attending the Melbourne Cup, she had made the bet at the race track.
Returning to the same bookie she placed her bet at only a short time before, Chantelle was told someone had already taken the cash.
The woman, who reportedly never gambled before, placed $20 (€13) on a horse called Prince of Penzanceat at odds of 101-1 as part of the Melbourne Cup horse race.
Speaking to Australian station Triple M, the woman said that when her horse came in, she and her friends were “stoked, we were so happy”.
“We had already been up to the guy to do our bet and when we found out we had won I was pretty stoke naturally so I took a selfie to show my friends that we’d placed,” she said.
In the 15 minutes between taking the photograph and returning to the counter, Chantelle found that someone had stolen her winnings.
Somebody had pretty good game at filtering my picture and cutting out the bar code and putting it in an automated machine.
The individual who took the winnings is thought to be a Facebook friend of either herself or one of her two friends that she tagged in the photograph.
It would have to be someone we would like to think of as an acquaintance, but I might need a bit of a Facebook cull now.
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Just flicked on Vinnie Brown Aodhain o Riordan thinks travellers should be a recognised ethnic minority?
What say yee.
Another excuse to get more benefits and get away with more shit.
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G'wan Willie.
He asked for it. I'd have booted him into next week but you're a better man that I.This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
All efforts were made to make this thought original but with the abundance of thoughts in the world the originality of this thought cannot be guaranteed.
The author is not liable for any issue arising from the platitudinous nature of this post.
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Originally posted by bohsman View PostMonkey 47 gin on the way from Germany, going to order some of that Polish grass vodka next, anyone recommend a decent tequila next?
Sipsmith slow gin and Sipsmith damson vodka are pretty dam good while I'm at itLast edited by Guest; 05-11-15, 23:19.
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Originally posted by iSnow View PostOne final blast of booze tonight and I'm of it until Xmas. Just seen pics from WebSummit and was ashamed to see the results of 6 months boozing & cheese eating. Is it possible to lose 2 stone before Xmas? Would anyone be interested in a prob bet. How did this happen?...
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Originally posted by Sickpuppy View PostJust flicked on Vinnie Brown Aodhain o Riordan thinks travellers should be a recognised ethnic minority?
What say yee.
Another excuse to get more benefits and get away with more shit.
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Originally posted by bohsman View PostMonkey 47 gin on the way from Germany, going to order some of that Polish grass vodka next, anyone recommend a decent tequila next?
Have him shipping me in five bottles.
Oh, apple juice ainec.I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostWas fairly certain they were an ethnic minority. Aren't they different to Celts in origin, who make up the majority of Ireland? Doesn't that them make them a literal ethnic minority? What I don't get is how we're allowed to debate whether they are an actual geneaological fact. How can you debate facts? Maybe I'm missing something on what ethnic means though. If we argue the case forcefully enough are we allowed to decide that black people are not black?
Kinda like this:
"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostWas fairly certain they were an ethnic minority. Aren't they different to Celts in origin, who make up the majority of Ireland? Doesn't that them make them a literal ethnic minority? What I don't get is how we're allowed to debate whether they are an actual geneaological fact. How can you debate facts? Maybe I'm missing something on what ethnic means though. If we argue the case forcefully enough are we allowed to decide that black people are not black?
Balck people are not black there african american irish whatever.
Many of us are different to celts in origin.
We had the vikings the normans the plantations english ulster scots some french Hugenots.
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Originally posted by Sickpuppy View PostJust flicked on Vinnie Brown Aodhain o Riordan thinks travellers should be a recognised ethnic minority?
What say yee.
Another excuse to get more benefits and get away with more shit.
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Originally posted by Sickpuppy View PostThere irish like it or not.
Balck people are not black there african american irish whatever.
Many of us are different to celts in origin.
We had the vikings the normans the plantations english ulster scots some french Hugenots."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostWas fairly certain they were an ethnic minority. Aren't they different to Celts in origin, who make up the majority of Ireland? Doesn't that them make them a literal ethnic minority? What I don't get is how we're allowed to debate whether they are an actual geneaological fact. How can you debate facts? Maybe I'm missing something on what ethnic means though. If we argue the case forcefully enough are we allowed to decide that black people are not black?
Tinker is just a traveling trades man, they are descended from traveling trades/sales men and the rest is just separation from the norm
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostSpanish Armada didn't make it as far inland as Ballinasloe?
He was sure was some spanish blood on fathers side mayo side.
Lots of black hair on that side.
Mothers family were from the balck side of the church wicklow.
Think many were slaughtered as they hit the beaches is there any info on those who landed.
Obv the english were poxed with luck worst storm in a 100 years.
Imagine if the spanish had met .ie could have checked a few days in advance.
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Originally posted by Sickpuppy View PostWe had some yank long lost relatives of my great grand parents get in contact.
He was sure was some spanish blood on fathers side mayo side.
Lots of black hair on that side.
Mothers family were from the balck side of the church wicklow.
Think many were slaughtered as they hit the beaches is there any info on those who landed.
Obv the english were poxed with luck worst storm in a 100 years.
Imagine if the spanish had met .ie could have checked a few days in advance."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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SPOILERArmada stuff is all bollix btw,it's reckoned that the reason for the Spanish looks is simply that the first (one of the first) groups on the not yet an Island were from northern Spain
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Originally posted by Elshambles View PostThem Spanish lads must have done some amount of ridin seeing as half the west coast look Basque
Bear brown bear not some hairy gay was found in an irish cave.
The dna was closely related to Basque bears leading to the belief they were brought by early basques as food pets who knows.
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Originally posted by Sickpuppy View PostI think they done some study and found that this was an ancient migration.
Bear brown bear not some hairy gay was found in an irish cave.
The dna was closely related to Basque bears leading to the belief they were brought by early basques as food pets who knows.
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Originally posted by Sickpuppy View PostHave bad memories of Glenamaddy usually getting hidings in underage gaa games.
speaking of Glenamaddy and Travellers, the father-in-law used to relate the take with great relish the odd time:
posted without comment"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Sickpuppy View PostJust flicked on Vinnie Brown Aodhain o Riordan thinks travellers should be a recognised ethnic minority?
What say yee.
Another excuse to get more benefits and get away with more shit.
Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostWas fairly certain they were an ethnic minority. Aren't they different to Celts in origin, who make up the majority of Ireland?
I think you be surprised how prevalent non-celtic origins were in Irish people today. Test everyone I say
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Originally posted by eamonhonda View PostThe cancelled the strike right before it was about to start, a long time after people had made other travel arrangements for the morning, would they not just pretend the strike was starting at 9pm last night get it sorted then and let everyone get an early night.
We have the technology."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by 5starpool View PostI'd have stepped in to cover a route if they asked, I'm sure LSB would have as well. As it happens I'm on a half full train now, and got a seat for a change, so worked out well for me."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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