Bad beat/Moaning/Venting thread - BabyforV

[pokerhand]

Duopolies are historically cash cows.

That is an oversimplific (if that is not a word, then it should be one ) view.

[CHDad]

I'm bored.

[elbows]

That is an oversimplific (if that is not a word, then it should be one ) view.

Supposibly

[newbie2]

I'm bored.

No you're not, you're just hungry

[CHDad]

No you're not, you're just hungry

I am going to make the IPB Hunger Games happen.

CHD, spicing up mornings.

[CHDad]

[Hitchhiker's Guide To...]

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[SatNav]

Help! something wrong with the oven. Fan is going , grill works but I can touch the walls of the oven which are only barely warm and the bottom bit is not warm. ffs its fairly newish too!

Beko Black & silver

[Guest]

Does that make me this lad?




Fight to the death maggots; there's an Abrakastabya taco fries in it for the winner!

[Denny Crane]

No twitter storm over that printer yet Zod?

[CHDad]

Does that make me this lad?




Fight to the death maggots; there's an Abrakastabya taco fries in it for the winner!

Sure I will expand it and stick you and a few others in. Nice way to waste an hour

[Tar.Aldarion]

Great, the guy starting a fitness log gets matched against some crocodile dundee mma motherfucker.
Requesting care package from admins.

[Zod]

No twitter storm over that printer yet Zod?

Don't know how it will play out tbh, but I suspect it's only getting started.

[newbie2]

Do I have to kill Fuzzy?

No probelms with that if this is the case....

[Guest]

No twitter storm over that printer yet Zod?

Cliffs

[SatNav]

Sure I will expand it and stick you and a few others in. Nice way to waste an hour

Can I change to district 12 please. I am obv the Katniss of the BBV

[Zod]

Cliffs

guy does regular business with a printer through his work. Asks the printer to do some invites for a civil partnership ceremony (or something similar, it isn't 100% specified).

Printer comes into the guys workplace and stated that they won't be doing the order as him and his business partner are devout Christians they refuse to print the invites as they don't approve of his lifestyle.

[Lord Sir Banter]

I'm bored.

Can't see this mate. cliffs?

[Western_Sean]

56 of 59 of Scotland's MP seats to go to SNP. They really are a no-nonsense race of people.

Been giving this some thought lately, trying to decide if the best way to play is SNP > 41.5 seats @5/6 or Lib dems < 27.5 seats @5/6 - both here (Paddy Power) .

Lib dems hold 57 but 11 of those are in Scotland and 19 others are held by less than 7% with the swing away from them looking more like 20% approx.

Leaning towards the SNP over 41.5 at the minute. They have strong momentum and grass roots support since the referendum. This also looks like solid value on the basis of polling data generally I think.

The Lib dems under 27.5 just seems a little closer to the correct mark.

[CHDad]

Can't see this mate. cliffs?

That Hunger Games film where it is last man standing, ya gotta kill everyone to survive. I am going to make a BBV version happen now. 36 people, 1 survivor.

Why?

Bored off me nut m8.

[Denny Crane]

guy does regular business with a printer through his work. Asks the printer to do some invites for a civil partnership ceremony (or something similar, it isn't 100% specified).

Printer comes into the guys workplace and stated that they won't be doing the order as him and his business partner are devout Christians they refuse to print the invites as they don't approve of his lifestyle.

It's not that they don't approve of his lifestyle; they don't support SSM, and they felt they would be doing so by printing the invitations.

[ArmaniJeans]

Can't see this mate. cliffs?

I think its Music King with scimitars.

[Wesley Harms]

So it would appear Hotspur is back on the hit list

[Wesley Harms]

I think its Music King with scimitars.

There you go again, it's like an illness with you, can you not just say sword, like your username, trying too hard

[CHDad]

Let the games commence.

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[CHDad]

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[Guest]

Young Mullins is a good listen on the pod

[Iago]

Adding a HP Photosmart 5520 to the list of available items. It's a printer/scanner all-in-one shown here



will take €50 for it if you collect as it's out of Cyan ink so whoever takes it will need to buy new ink pretty much straight away.

On the other end of the pricing scale...

I also have a 141 Ford Focus Edge 1.6l Diesel with around 6k kilometers on the clock. practially identical to this except it also has a steel cage blocking off the rear behind the seats an a fraction of the mileage

Would suit someone looking to buy through the business and avail of the 5% BIK for commercial vehicles while still driving a car rather than a van around the place. As a diesel it'll also be possible to claim back VAT on your fuel as well as the fuel itself.

I'm expecting we'll end up selling it back to the garage we bought it from, but if anybody here is interested I'm open to a conversation

[eamonhonda]

Anyone heading for a crisp sandwich?

[CHDad]

Anyone heading for a crisp sandwich?

How much are they? Do you just get buttered bread and a pack of crisps? World is gone mad.

[Western_Sean]

Been giving this some thought lately, trying to decide if the best way to play is SNP > 41.5 seats @5/6 or Lib dems < 27.5 seats @5/6 - both here (Paddy Power) .

Lib dems hold 57 but 11 of those are in Scotland and 19 others are held by less than 7% with the swing away from them looking more like 20% approx.

Leaning towards the SNP over 41.5 at the minute. They have strong momentum and grass roots support since the referendum. This also looks like solid value on the basis of polling data generally I think.

The Lib dems under 27.5 just seems a little closer to the correct mark.

Just noticed Skybet have SNP > 38.5 seats @5/6 for anyone who might be interested.

[CHDad]

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[6starpool]

I've no idea what's going on but I seem to still be alive.

[CHDad]

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[Guest]

DP you terrible cunt!

[AndyFatBastard]

Have it, Flushy. #GETREKT IMO

[The Situation]

What is this shit?

[Ed]

How much are they? Do you just get buttered bread and a pack of crisps? World is gone mad.

they're 2 euro, with half going to the simon community

[Guest]

What is this shit?

CHD watches films aimed at teenage girls

[CHDad]

they're 2 euro, with half going to the simon community

Ah, that sounds a lot better than the hipster bullshit a while back.

[Guest]

they're 2 euro, with half going to the simon community

Could buy a whole load and a pack of crisps for that and cut the charity out

[Guest]

Ah, that sounds a lot better than the hipster bullshit a while back.

Some place in Belfast knocking them out?

They don't even have the proper tayto's up there, they have the proddy ones!

[CHDad]

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[CHDad]

Some place in Belfast knocking them out?

They don't even have the proper tayto's up there, they have the proddy ones!

Think it was up there. Then there is the place serving just cereal and charging loads in London.

[Emmet]

Anyone heading for a crisp sandwich?

Brennans Batch
Kerrygold Butter
Tayto Cheese & Onion

That's gourmet shit right there.

[Ed]

Solid bit of Dublin last night. Waiting on a luas behind the four courts. Bloke walks by on his phone: "I'll get back to you in a bit, just trying to scrape some money together for a yoke". 2 mins later he's back. "Got any spare change for a hostel bud?"

[CHDad]

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[oleras]

Help! something wrong with the oven. Fan is going , grill works but I can touch the walls of the oven which are only barely warm and the bottom bit is not warm. ffs its fairly newish too!

Beko Black & silver

Sounds like the element is burned out, around 35-40 for a new one and easy enough to replace, you just need to remove the panel at the back of the oven looking into it.

[CHDad]

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Smurph begs for Finkel to kill her. He reluctantly obliges, killing Smurph.
Tylerdurden sets an explosive off, killing RDIII.
AndyFB kills Flushdraw with his own weapon.
ArmaniJeans, MrsFD, and Kayroo start fighting, but MrsFD runs away as ArmaniJeans kills Kayroo.

Day 1
Fuzzy Logic attacks Finkel, but Elbows protects him, killing Fuzzy Logic.

Night 1
Denny stabs NewApproach with a tree branch.
Zuutroy convinces Hitchhiker to not kill him, only to kill him instead.

Day 2
Deadparrot stabs Elshambles with a tree branch.
Lottie kills Dobby with a hatchet.
Newbie2 attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death.

Night 2
5starpool catches Dave off guard and kills him.
Tylerdurden and Mellor work together to drown Sickpuppy.
Dice throws a knife into mdoug's chest.

Day 3
Tylerdurden cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.
Lottie dies from hypothermia.

Night 3
AndyFB bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
Gimmeabreak catches Zuutroy off guard and kills him.
Strewelpeter begs for 5starpool to kill him. He reluctantly obliges, killing Strewelpeter.
Elbows poisons Hotspur's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies.
Deadparrot overpowers Tara, killing him.

Day 4
Gimmeabreak throws a knife into MrsFD's chest.

Night 4
CHD poisons Denny's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies.
ArmaniJeans falls into a pit and dies.

Day 5
Deadparrot stabs Mellor with a tree branch.
Hotspur dies of dysentery.
Dice accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

Night 5
Eamo unknowingly eats toxic berries.

Day 6
No deaths occurred.

Night 6
No deaths occurred.

Day 7
Denny poisons Deadparrot's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies.

Night 7
No deaths occurred.

Day 8
Gimmeabreak forces 5starpool to kill Deadparrot or LuckyLloyd. He decides to kill LuckyLloyd.
KevIRL dies from an infection.

Night 8
Deadparrot throws a knife into Finkel's chest.
Gimmeabreak throws a knife into SatNav's chest.

Day 9
Deadparrot begs for Gimmeabreak to kill him. He reluctantly obliges, killing Deadparrot.

Night 9
Gimmeabreak ambushes 5starpool and kills him.
Lazare dies from an infection.
The winner is Gimmeabreak from District 4!

[ArmaniJeans]

What is this shit?

Its Music King with swords.

[newbie2]

that's some bullshit right there - I die from falling from a tree? Wanna be a big fucking tree 'cause I'm well padded.
I could probably survive being hit by a bus ya know?

[CHDad]

that's some bullshit right there - I die from falling from a tree? Wanna be a big fucking tree 'cause I'm well padded.
I could probably survive being hit by a bus ya know?

That's not that bad, I tried to poison Dennys drink but drank it myself.

[SatNav]

Sounds like the element is burned out, around 35-40 for a new one and easy enough to replace, you just need to remove the panel at the back of the oven looking into it.

ffs would it be burned out that quick. I think I only have 2 yrs maybe less. Would it be covered under guarantee I wonder. I bought it powercity.

Cant see myself now whipping off the back panel and throwing in a new element lol where do you even buy those?

[SatNav]

Holy Fuck!

http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/crime/cullahill-abduction-bid-five-year-old-girl-5278679

[Tar.Aldarion]

Best reading in ages, pretty tense.

I fended 3 people off from my fire only to have DP overpower me and then beg to be killed out of shame.
Thanks for the hatchet sponsor.

where ye get the game from

[Wesley Harms]

No way would deadly parrot over power me

[SatNav]

I rang Beko, warranty is up . Next thing yer man starts asking me loads of questions, my phone number , email and address. and then goes we will get an engineer out to you next week etc etc. I said GTFO the element is obv gone and I just want a new one and ill whip in meslef, why would I hand out prob 100 quid or more when the element is less than 40 ffs!

anyway he gave me a number for Quinns spares just ordered the part only 37 with delivery .

So Ole when can you call ?

[ArmaniJeans]

I'm no expert SatNav but I think the 'one year warranty' thing is bollix now, a white goods product is supposed to last a reasonable amount of time (I think its between 2 and 5 years) under the most recent Sales of Goods Act.
Hitch (in his role as exmod of the consumer affairs forum on boards) might know the exact situation.