Bad beat/Moaning/Venting thread - BabyforV

[elbows]

The Curious Case of Rafael Nadal

A lot in Spanish Soccer too I believe

[Guest]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-suvkwNYSQo

Opr

Poor auld Gaybo had the look of a man who just had a realisation half way thru that

Either that or he just put the walls up and was picturing having his fingers in his ears

On watching it a second time; shutters were up and panic room was in lockdown

[elbows]

Give him a toaster between you imo.
Go 4 slicer or something high spec though.

Wifi Kettle FTW

[ArmaniJeans]

Actually, speaking of which. I am groomsman at a wedding in a few months (we tossed a coin between 2 of us & thankfully i lost). The groom has been to all our circle of friends weddings & never once given a present. He was single at all of them. If we don't give a anything his bride will think we are all a miserable shower so do you say something beforehand or just throw money in the card and forget about it?

Spend the normal money but on a present which is clearly aimed at her.

[Guest]

Spend the normal money but on a present which is clearly aimed at her.

(Depending on age)Friends/how i met your mother box set


*Put it in a gift basket with some Manuka honey, voucher for a spa day and a copy of the Secret


Torture the fucker for years to come

[Lord Sir Banter]

Then amaze him with the fact that the number on the dial is not in fact a level of toastiness but minutes!

I want my toast as quick as possible, toasters need a redesign.

[6starpool]

What a tight git.

[CHDad]

A lot in Spanish Soccer too I believe

Barca. All the bandwagon fanboys gave up on them too. Pity.

[V for Vendetta]

Actually, speaking of which. I am groomsman at a wedding in a few months (we tossed a coin between 2 of us & thankfully i lost). The groom has been to all our circle of friends weddings & never once given a present. He was single at all of them. If we don't give a anything his bride will think we are all a miserable shower so do you say something beforehand or just throw money in the card and forget about it?

Big card with a 1000 euro voucher for a tattoo parlour. Non refundable.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Barca. All the bandwagon fanboys gave up on them too. Pity.

Up early?

[Guest]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-suvkwNYSQo

Opr

Can't bring myself to click on that, 2 pompous bores going at it. Fry is shady imo

[CHDad]

Up early?

lol, Up since 11am tbf so very early.

[Guest]

Can't bring myself to click on that, 2 pompous bores going at it. Fry is shady imo

He done a great show where he went around all 50 states in a london black cab was an excellent show.
The look he puts on that prick gay byrnes face is worth watching.

[Lord Sir Banter]

What is the plan for today Chad?

Can't bring myself to click on that, 2 pompous bores going at it. Fry is shady imo

Can you elaborate? I'm fairly bored here.

[CHDad]

What is the plan for today Chad?



Can you elaborate? I'm fairly bored here.

Doctor then Internet. You m8?

[Lord Sir Banter]

Doctor then Internet. You m8?

Go to town, buy a new bin, go home, maybe sleep, get up, drink a beer, tidy the place up, ?????, ????? more beer, profit.

[CHDad]

Go to town, buy a new bin, go home, maybe sleep, get up, drink a beer, tidy the place up, ?????, ????? more beer, profit.

Watching the L8 L8?

[Lord Sir Banter]

Watching the L8 L8?

I'm at that age alright. Are you watching the L8 L8 Ltr M8?

[ArmaniJeans]

Barca. All the bandwagon fanboys gave up on them too. Pity.

Know you are joking obviously but some are serious when they say that.
Has to be somewhat suprising that of all the players Barca have dumped, from Ibra to Eto'o to Ronaldinho, down to the lowest trainee of which they let about 50 a year go, many disappointed and angry to be let go, that not one has come forward to confirm the Fuentes allegations.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Know you are joking obviously but some are serious when they say that.
Has to be somewhat suprising that of all the players Barca have dumped, from Ibra to Eto'o to Ronaldinho, down to the lowest trainee of which they let about 50 a year go, many disappointed and angry to be let go, that not one has come forward to confirm the Fuentes allegations.

hi

[ArmaniJeans]

hi

Moy Park garlic kiev, oven fries and mushrooms.

[bohsman]

Actually, speaking of which. I am groomsman at a wedding in a few months (we tossed a coin between 2 of us & thankfully i lost). The groom has been to all our circle of friends weddings & never once given a present. He was single at all of them. If we don't give a anything his bride will think we are all a miserable shower so do you say something beforehand or just throw money in the card and forget about it?

Anything to suggest that he's not going to be completely cheap in the organising of the wedding?

[CHDad]

I'm at that age alright. Are you watching the L8 L8 Ltr M8?

Probably be beside a TV when it is on, whether that channel is on is another thing.

Know you are joking obviously but some are serious when they say that.
Has to be somewhat suprising that of all the players Barca have dumped, from Ibra to Eto'o to Ronaldinho, down to the lowest trainee of which they let about 50 a year go, many disappointed and angry to be let go, that not one has come forward to confirm the Fuentes allegations.

Never really read much about it and seriously doubt it happened. It's like when people say MMA is fixed, Rugby players are roided up etc. This stuff would come out pretty quick especially if a team/regime were behind it.

Messi was created though but that's a good thing.

[Dice75]

Anything to suggest that he's not going to be completely cheap in the organising of the wedding?

Doubtful, they both have good jobs. Nicest hotel in the area booked. Getting measured for suits next week & better not be paying for them!

[Guest]

Doubtful, they both have good jobs. Nicest hotel in the area booked. Getting measured for suits next week & better not be paying for them!

Odds on hell not pay full whack for the suits. If he won't give a present see no reason bar the woman telling him to pay for the suits.

[The Situation]

Feckin bin liner burst all over the road en route from my apartment to the bin shed. GFY bag, you had one job.

[SatNav]

Feckin bin liner burst all over the road en route from my apartment to the bin shed. GFY bag, you had one job.

Same thing happened to me a few yrs ago. Now I go into shops and feel all the black bags before I buy. I'm sure I look like I have a fetish for bin liners lol

Aldi btw are the strongest!

[elbows]

Feckin bin liner burst all over the road en route from my apartment to the bin shed. GFY bag, you had one job.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpYVqZM4NnA

[Guest]

On second thoughts

The 90's; They really were shit ya know

Mel and Sue somehow used to have a chat show that was watched by students and various forms of smart-ish people and liked

HOW!!!?

Mel and Sue now have a daytime chat show, that is no doubt the same jokes and is now watched by pensioners

The 90's; on second thoughts, a bit shit!

[Lord Sir Banter]

No self respecting individual likes Mel and Sue, or Mel or Sue. Bit harsh to write off a decade on the basis of them, anyhow, the probably started in the 80's.

Al Gore invented the internet in the 90's before he discovered global warming, keep that in mind.

[Guest]

No self respecting individual likes Mel and Sue, or Mel or Sue. Bit harsh to write off a decade on the basis of them, anyhow, the probably started in the 80's.

Al Gore invented the internet in the 90's before he discovered global warming, keep that in mind.

Na its done!

Might do Barca next for CHD

(Tried watching a few of their league games in their pomp but always fell asleep)

[elbows]

Speaking of the 90's. What is everyone's favourite Simpsons Episode

[Guest]

Speaking of the 90's. What is everyone's favourite Simpsons Episode

Was just about to post this for Dice with regard to present ideas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvQ5J_-rAls

[CHDad]

Na its done!

Might do Barca next for CHD

(Tried watching a few of their league games in their pomp but always fell asleep)

The fan boys didn't watch them either.

[elbows]

Was just about to post this for Dice with regard to present ideas


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvQ5J_-rAls

That is definitely up there. Top 5

Clown College is probably my favourite but hard to single one out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXvVNs4Q2sM

[Strewelpeter]

Poker can still deliver the occasional good yarn

[ArmaniJeans]

Speaking of the 90's. What is everyone's favourite Simpsons Episode

Last Exit to Springfield http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Exit_to_Springfield is a tour de force, I don't think theres a bad gag in the whole 20 minutes. Quite a dark and cynical social satire of an episode also.
Soft spot for Monorail also, best of the comedy episodes.

[cooker3]

Probably be beside a TV when it is on, whether that channel is on is another thing.



Never really read much about it and seriously doubt it happened. It's like when people say MMA is fixed, Rugby players are roided up etc. This stuff would come out pretty quick especially if a team/regime were behind it.

Messi was created though but that's a good thing.

I don't know. It really struck me going through the USADA Armstrong report how well known it was to so many people that he was doing it for an absolute fact. Obviously there was a lot of rumours, books and such like, much more so than I've heard for Nadal or Barca but considering Armstrong as an American comes from a country that takes this far more seriously than Spain seems to (which was his ultimate downfall) it is pretty noteworthy that it still took nearly 15 years to finally come out. He also likely gets away with if he doesn't make the return in 2009/2010 as well..


Edit: In saying what I said about US taking it more seriously the drug policies of major US sports NFL, MLB etc are jokes but USADA do a much better job

[Raoul Duke III]

wp that old guy. class move imo

[6starpool]

In general terms I get why deflation is bad. Is this current deflation thing not mostly driven by oil prices? Why is it a bad thing in that context? If oil was still at 90 a barrel would we be in deflation still or would things be carrying on as normal? How is one component of the inflation index driving policy for the rest so much?

[CHDad]

I don't know. It really struck me going through the USADA Armstrong report how well known it was to so many people that he was doing it for an absolute fact. Obviously there was a lot of rumours, books and such like, much more so than I've heard for Nadal or Barca but considering Armstrong as an American comes from a country that takes this far more seriously than Spain seems to (which was his ultimate downfall) it is pretty noteworthy that it still took nearly 15 years to finally come out. He also likely gets away with if he doesn't make the return in 2009/2010 as well..

Did some player at a La Liga club come out before and say they were given drinks at half time and he always felt full of beans after it? Nothing ever came of that.

@AJ, tell me about that please.

[elbows]

Last Exit to Springfield http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Exit_to_Springfield is a tour de force, I don't think theres a bad gag in the whole 20 minutes. Quite a dark and cynical social satire of an episode also.
Soft spot for Monorail also, best of the comedy episodes.

Ah yes. Very good episode. Reminded me of this. Think they used it as torture technique in the Afgan war. Monorail top 10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epIT4-gF__M

[LuckyLloyd]

How can you go to a full wedding and not give anyhing jesus.

[elbows]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOgS8gTATv8

Hard to beat

[DeadParrot]

Wifi Kettle FTW

I will be terribly disappointed if I do not get on at my wedding.
The missus may not have the same kettle communication aspirations.

[DeadParrot]

King Size Homer
(mumu and dipping bird on keyboard ep)
or the one where Home teaches Burns to be independent from smithers.
Both excellent

[KevIRL]

https://android.paddypower.mobi/#!paddypower_publication_event_iphone.t?classId=301&typeId=13610&eventId=8291261

Pp enhanced email special. Liverpool, utd, spurs to win 16/1. Less than 5/1 normally. Spurs defo the weak link but that's a serious enhancement. Max bet 13 yoyo

[gorrrr72]

I am getting a new Car tomorrow.
Current Car is not taxed and is going in part exchange tomorrow.
What's the story with the out standing tax? Is it me or is it him?

him

[Guest]

Tiger 8 over after 9 today. Wow.

[Iago]

https://android.paddypower.mobi/#!pa...ventId=8291261

Pp enhanced email special. Liverpool, utd, spurs to win 16/1. Less than 5/1 normally. Spurs defo the weak link but that's a serious enhancement. Max bet 13 yoyo

Only €6.50 for me still took it though

[dobby]

https://android.paddypower.mobi/#!pa...ventId=8291261

Pp enhanced email special. Liverpool, utd, spurs to win 16/1. Less than 5/1 normally. Spurs defo the weak link but that's a serious enhancement. Max bet 13 yoyo

Usually don't back Liverpool but can't pass that up. Ty.

[eamonhonda]

https://android.paddypower.mobi/#!pa...ventId=8291261

Pp enhanced email special. Liverpool, utd, spurs to win 16/1. Less than 5/1 normally. Spurs defo the weak link but that's a serious enhancement. Max bet 13 yoyo

On it like a car bonnet cheers kev!

Usually don't back Liverpool but can't pass that up. Ty.

You are a Manchester United supporter, you don't like Liverpool, we get it.

[CHDad]

On it like a car bonnet cheers kev!



You are a Manchester United supporter, you don't like Liverpool, we get it.

You are a precious Liverpool fan, we get it

[Guest]

You are a precious Liverpool fan, we get it

You're a chelski fan; The whole world gets that

[tipp86]

I went to see a Car today and A5 S Line SE. It was on adverts for 20k and I offered 19.5k.

I went to the garage today and it was looked over and basically needed two new tyre (250 each) and basically the pads would need doing in the next 10,000km. I offered 18500 and 18750 and he rejected both offers.

Im now in a stand off where I didnt text back. Surely he has to be the one to give in here?

[Raoul Duke III]

I went to see a Car today and A5 S Line SE. It was on adverts for 20k and I offered 19.5k.

I went to the garage today and it was looked over and basically needed two new tyre (250 each) and basically the pads would need doing in the next 10,000km. I offered 18500 and 18750 and he rejected both offers.

Im now in a stand off where I didnt text back. Surely he has to be the one to give in here?

Legally, yes he must give in and accept your offer. I'm sure Kayroo could give us the exact statute.

[Kayroo]

Legally, yes he must give in and accept your offer. I'm sure Kayroo could give us the exact statute.

This isn't statute law. Like most contract law it's based in common law.

The case name, from memory, is Blink -v- First although I will need to check the citation.

That'll be €5,000 please Tipp.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Did some player at a La Liga club come out before and say they were given drinks at half time and he always felt full of beans after it? Nothing ever came of that.

@AJ, tell me about that please.

Sounds like lucozade or flat 7up.

[darwinatemyhamster]

I went to see a Car today and A5 S Line SE. It was on adverts for 20k and I offered 19.5k.

I went to the garage today and it was looked over and basically needed two new tyre (250 each) and basically the pads would need doing in the next 10,000km. I offered 18500 and 18750 and he rejected both offers.

Im now in a stand off where I didnt text back. Surely he has to be the one to give in here?

Why would you make an offer before checking the car out?

[Raoul Duke III]

No way can Schmidt start Madigan at 10 on this evidence. Keatley is limited but at least has some sense of game management.