Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 3

[Lazare]

"What happened at 12?"

"I made a good putt for a 10"

Class.

Deadly.

'How do you feel as defending champion, tied for 50th?'

Bubba: 'well, considering I made a 10, had nine 3 putts, three balls in the water at 11, when you take all that into account I played pretty solid to tie 50th I guess'

Genius.

[eamonhonda]

delighted with his steal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b_dvb2dr6I

[Foxy]

Next 100 minutes of my life sorted anyway...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...YWHvaZ8SU&NR=1

[Raoul Duke III]

Heh, reading the restaurant review in the Sunday Times and came across this piece of genius; 'At the end of the day the blaa is just a bread roll. Get over it Waterford'

Oh my

[Hitchhiker's Guide To...]

...

[eamonhonda]

its happening

[Morihei]

These fkn things would drive you to drink.

[AndyFatBastard]

Seem to have awfully upset the wife. Not 100% sure why . Buckets of tears though. Ah the poor thing. But would like to know why. She did wake up like a ball of tears waiting to unload this morning. Not her time of month. Hmm. Half-thinking it might be mie

She's cheating on you

[ComradeCollie]

Seem to have awfully upset the wife. Not 100% sure why .

She's cheating on you

If I was her I'd be somewhat pissed that you aren't speaking fluent Russian, in order to bring up your kid trilingual. Probably be annoyed that you haven't done the driving lessons, and bought a 'family car'.

I may be on the blob

[Strewelpeter]

These fkn things would drive you to drink.

That's a crow banger yea? I haven't seen one of those since the seventies!

[Raoul Duke III]

hate golf but watching lads crumble in the Masters is great craic

[Foxy]

Anyone have a link to the golf ?

I'm cracking up not being able to watch it here...

[eamonhonda]

That's a crow banger yea? I haven't seen one of those since the seventies!

much more effective

[Raoul Duke III]

Anyone have a link to the golf ?

I'm cracking up not being able to watch it here...

The walking advertising hoardings all look very stressed.

[Emmet]

this is great tv

[Opr]

Anyone have a link to the golf ?

I'm cracking up not being able to watch it here...

http://www.filmon.com/

GO to UK TV Channel -> BBC HD

Opr

[The Situation]

Come on Angel, must be a dream scenario having Scott and Day as your closest challengers #gonnachoke

[carlop]

Come on Angel, must be a dream scenario having Scott and Day as your closest challengers #gonnachoke

How was the match? I didn't get to see any of it myself, but I'm happy enough with the result.

[Jibzzzz]

Anyone fancy a home game?

[Morihei]

That's a crow banger yea? I haven't seen one of those since the seventies!

It seems they are still in use

I'm weighing up contingencies.

[Foxy]

The walking advertising hoardings all look very stressed.

One of them is crying in the corner I see !

http://www.filmon.com/

GO to UK TV Channel -> BBC HD

Opr

Cheers. Unreal link !

[eamonhonda]

Anyone fancy a home game?

will set up if theres a few

[Foxy]

Anyone fancy a home game?

Perhaps...

[eamonhonda]

at least 9 needed imo

[Morihei]

much more effective

FEK OFF FOXES, in this case from what I hear. Every 45 seconds 24 hours a day until it ran out of gas Friday night. Sounds like the ignorant fkrs changed the bottle today.

Tricky one, probably just have to wait it out.

[The Situation]

How was the match? I didn't get to see any of it myself, but I'm happy enough with the result.

Fairly meh apart from a decent 15 minute spell before half time, Napoli probably shaded it, luckily Cav was on one of his off nights. Flamini threw in what looked like a horror tackle for his red, haven't seen it again but looked dangerously two footed. Considering no Balo and El Shaarawy didn't start a point is acceptable.

[Morihei]

I always wondered, has Lee Westwood got Downs Syndrome?

[Emmet]

huge.

This is so good

[SatNav]

at least 9 needed imo

Its been a while feck it, im in. Kinda in a shitty mood tonight so might cheer me up!

[Strewelpeter]

hate golf but watching lads crumble in the Masters is great craic

Its a horrible game but the big tournaments do make great TV and Betfair was made for it.

[Raoul Duke III]

Seems to have descended into a 'who can choke the least?' contest. Most enjoyable plus the patrons are getting wet for added schadenfreude.

[Jibzzzz]

"As happy as a bird with a french fry"

[Raoul Duke III]

Its a horrible game but the big tournaments do make great TV and Betfair was made for it.

I backed Tim Clark e\w at 66/1 before the start of play on the basis that the unheard-of South African usually wins. He's done OK, probably not helped by the fact he's worried about whether his playing partner will make a move on his wife.

[SatNav]

so long since I played on stars , its updating 5 mins now

Hurry up and set up a game will ye!

[Morihei]

"And he's an anchorer, Ken."

[shrapnel]

wtf? not allowed to use your own non sponsor umbrella???

[Raoul Duke III]

wtf? not allowed to use your own non sponsor umbrella???

See previous point about 'hating golf'.

Reason; shit like this^

[eamonhonda]

so long since I played on stars , its updating 5 mins now

Hurry up and set up a game will ye!

if this gets 9 or more thanks i will and tell me how much ye want in etc etc

[The Situation]

I backed Tim Clark e\w at 66/1 before the start of play on the basis that the unheard-of South African usually wins. He's done OK, probably not helped by the fact he's worried about whether his playing partner will make a move on his wife.

He's fairly "heard of" tbh.

[Emmet]

I am hooked.

And slightly drunk.

I'm considering rewinding and watching again when it's all over!

[Raoul Duke III]

He's fairly "heard of" tbh.

Not by me. But then the only one I recognise on the leaderboard is Woods.

[Raoul Duke III]

Up for the fat guy anyway, seems likeable.

[Foxy]

if this gets 9 or more thanks i will and tell me how much ye want in etc etc

reduce to 5 maybe .... ?

[SatNav]

if this gets 9 or more thanks i will and tell me how much ye want in etc etc

home game lads cmon ta fuck for the banter

thank hondas post!

[shrapnel]

See previous point about 'hating golf'.

Reason; shit like this^

i'm sure it would be pretty easy to find reasons to hate all sports.

i'm not a golf lover either but the masters, open, etc can be amazing to watch in fairness

[Lazare]

wtf? not allowed to use your own non sponsor umbrella???

See previous point about 'hating golf'.

Reason; shit like this^

They're not 'non sponsored', they're simple Augusta umbrellas with no advertising on them. Slight difference.

[Guest]

The annoying thing about betting on the Masters is: that along with about 90% of other people who had a bet this weekend, all 3 of the fuckers at the top of the leaderboard were on my shortlist

Of course this is also the good thing about betting on the masters (dusting off the auld shortlist )

[Lazare]

Its a horrible game but the big tournaments do make great TV and Betfair was made for it.

Why is it a horrible game? I can understand you not being interested in it, but why is it horrible?

Did Steve Jobs play golf or something?

[shrapnel]

They're not 'non sponsored', they're simple Augusta umbrellas with no advertising on them. Slight difference.

you still can't have your own "non sponsored" umbrella though!!

[Jibzzzz]

home game lads cmon ta fuck for the banter

thank hondas post!

Get sat navigation going, turbo plo and nlh

[Caf]

Enough of this fannying about.

Home game set up for midnight.

Club ID:655544
Code: meh12345

$6 KO

[Raoul Duke III]

They're not 'non sponsored', they're simple Augusta umbrellas with no advertising on them. Slight difference.

You don't consider that forcing every single spectator to sport the exact same umbrella is just a little bit anal?

Or just stark raving psychotic?

[SatNav]

Enough of this fannying about.

Home game set up for midnight.

Club ID:655544
Code: meh12345

$6 KO

accept me please

[Emmet]

Day to birdie the last and set up an epic finale!

[Lazare]

You don't consider that forcing every single spectator to sport the exact same umbrella is just a little bit anal?

Or just stark raving psychotic?

I don't really care about the umbrellas.

[Teddie]

It being America they probably shot someone if they have the wrong umbrella.

[wicklowp]

Enough of this fannying about.

Home game set up for midnight.

Club ID:655544
Code: meh12345

$6 KO

just joined

[SatNav]

just joined

full to the neck with wine and like a fucking tyrant, let the KO begin !!!

[Raoul Duke III]

I don't really care about the umbrellas.

Dude, the umbrellas symbolise the sickness at the very core of golf. Them and the Pringle sweaters.

[Opr]

wtf was with not showing Kucher all round? They didn't even show his finishing putt?

Opr