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This is a great day for black people.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by The-Rigger View PostThis is a great day for black people.
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Originally posted by Tar.Aldarion View PostX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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^^^^
Loves me some random shit !!
Originally posted by Elshambles View Post
Interesting from Chappelle POV, obviously went a tad off the rails bailing and not telling his wife where he was but can see his point of becoming a parody of what he was writing and acting in that society.This too shall pass.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostCHD imo is exactly what's wrong with boards.ie. Sure he gets a bit carried away at times on here (well not to my mind, but think others think that), but he's a top quality poster. On boards he has been banned for his transgressions, whereas on here we concentrate on his good points (with a slightly inappropriate usage of: )
plus he is the creator of
Its also fun to watch him get angry with a mention of FFL
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Originally posted by The-Rigger View PostThis is a great day for black people.
Originally posted by Tar.Aldarion View PostI was in that godforsaken place today.
Found my first geocaches, two of them, which made it more exciting haha.
Nice 10k
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Official Head Marshall of Waterford Gay Pride Festival 2015
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chd is a terrible personX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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...on the topic of weight loss...I actually drop two pounds when I piss, and probably 3-4 maybe 5 pounds when I shite, wierd wierd how much you can , l think my record was just over 4 for shite shite and two for piss piss in one go...I think everyone should test it and report back...nice study...
...Liam...
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Originally posted by luckforsome View Post...on the topic of weight loss...I actually drop two pounds when I piss, and probably 3-4 maybe 5 pounds when I shite, wierd wierd how much you can , l think my record was just over 4 for shite shite and two for piss piss in one go...I think everyone should test it and report back...nice study...
...Liam...This too shall pass.
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...Last edited by Hitchhiker's Guide To...; 21-06-14, 22:57."We're not f*cking Burundi" - Big Phil
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostBrought the kid to the zoo today as the wife was with her future-threesome pal. Zoo is a decent enough way to pass seven hours.
Luas conductor was sympathising with me - saying he only gets to see his kid on Saturday too and also brings her to the zoo for the day. Apparently the zoo is a big single/separated father thing to do. Ended up agreeing with him too much out of politeness and by the time we got to Heuston was at the awkward stage of having to make false smalltalk about how bad it is to be a divorced dad with restricted kid access: the situation we were both clearly in.
Anyway, the zoo is just class, as you'll all be aware. Wish it was a bit cheaper so everyone could enjoy it, but its easily one of the best zoos in the world.
There was one incident though.
Towards the end of the day the kid was in the playground near the exit. Its a place where you climb up some climbing wall and then there's a slide down. She's fecking useless at this type of thing as she'll get up there and then sit politely at the back of the kid-queue for the slide while waiting for someone to say 'okay its your turn now'. Obv as its just kids doing the queuing she gets trampled over while sweetly staring ahead thinking - 'I guess as soon as the other kids stop trampling on my head it'll be my turn - I'm giving this 5 stars on Tripadvisor'.
The incident: there was two kids: maybe six, seven, eight in age. The first time around I noticed but didn't believe what I was seeing. They went up to her waiting her turn at the top and said 'we're going ahead'. Lily nodded. They then said to her a bit aggressively 'did you just nod at me?' Lily obv nodded, the innocent that she is. They said 'keep nodding'. She keeps nodding.
I just didn't quite get it, as it was so unbelievable that someone would even try to bully a ridic cute (imo, but you should see the looks of envy she gets from the parents of uglier kids, which unfortunately seems to be every parent ever) two year old kid.
But it all happened so fast, and was so unexpected.
But then these kids came up a second time. This time I was waiting right below Lily and they approached her and went 'huh, dumbass, still waiting for your turn' (she was, she is a bit of a dumbass; we were waiting for about 20 minutes for her to feel it was 'her turn' on the slide, so these kids were observant at the very least).
Anyway, this time i was prepared. I started with my: 'hey you little fucker, that's my daughter, enjoy the slide down, because when you get to the end of the slide i'm going to break your legs you little shit, have you ever had your legs broken?'.
So clearly that's inappropriate, and maybe not how you should interact with a six year old. I didn't even think about the words, these were just instantly formed in my head. Whats with that? I've never even been in a fight (unless being punched without knowing how to respond counts as a fight)
As it turns out, i didn't get that far into the conversation, i got as far as 'hey you little fucker' and the kid descended into peeing his pants territory. Forgot it wasn't just inner-city kids there, but also middle-class kids (with a bad attitude). He jumped off and ran away to his parents crying.
Sooooo, who's the bad guy here? With hindsight i clearly should have been nicer, but he was actually bullying my kid. I'd guess something like going up there and saying something okay like 'well that's not fair, how about we let Lily go first and then you be nicer to other kids' would have been better.
hmm
Lily in sweeter times today: (the chocolate on her dress is due to me deciding she should have a chocolate breakfast as was unable to work out how to make porridge)
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what you did I would have done 15 mins earlier and have done, as in " excuse me, you can wait your turn now !" in a very stern voice
what a beauty! thank fuck she looks like the mother
you did absolutly nothing wrong there!
edit; tights in this weather?? !!!!!!Last edited by SatNav; 21-06-14, 22:57.Her sky-ness
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostBrought the kid to the zoo today as the wife was with her future-threesome pal. Zoo is a decent enough way to pass seven hours.
SPOILERLuas conductor was sympathising with me - saying he only gets to see his kid on Saturday too and also brings her to the zoo for the day. Apparently the zoo is a big single/separated father thing to do. Ended up agreeing with him too much out of politeness and by the time we got to Heuston was at the awkward stage of having to make false smalltalk about how bad it is to be a divorced dad with restricted kid access: the situation we were both clearly in.
Anyway, the zoo is just class, as you'll all be aware. Wish it was a bit cheaper so everyone could enjoy it, but its easily one of the best zoos in the world.
There was one incident though.
Towards the end of the day the kid was in the playground near the exit. Its a place where you climb up some climbing wall and then there's a slide down. She's fecking useless at this type of thing as she'll get up there and then sit politely at the back of the kid-queue for the slide while waiting for someone to say 'okay its your turn now'. Obv as its just kids doing the queuing she gets trampled over while sweetly staring ahead thinking - 'I guess as soon as the other kids stop trampling on my head it'll be my turn - I'm giving this 5 stars on Tripadvisor'.
The incident: there was a kid: maybe six, seven, eight in age. The first time around I noticed but didn't believe what I was seeing. He went up to her while she was waiting her turn at the top and said 'we're going ahead'. Lily nodded. He then said to her a bit aggressively 'did you just nod at me?' Lily obv nodded, the innocent that she is. He said 'keep nodding'. She keeps nodding.
I just didn't quite get it, as it was so unbelievable that someone would even try to bully a ridic cute (imo, but you should see the looks of envy she gets from the parents of uglier kids, which unfortunately seems to be every parent ever) two year old kid.
But it all happened so fast, and was so unexpected.
But then this kid came up a second time. This time I was waiting right below Lily and he approached her and went 'huh, dumbass, still waiting for your turn' (she was - she is a bit of a dumbass (we were waiting for about 20 minutes for her to feel it was 'her turn' on the slide) - so this kid was observant at the very least).
Anyway, this time i was prepared. I started with my: 'hey you little fucker, that's my daughter, enjoy the slide down, because when you get to the end of the slide i'm going to break your legs you little shit, have you ever had your legs broken?'.
So clearly that's inappropriate, and maybe not how you should interact with a six year old. I didn't even think about the words, these were just instantly formed in my head. Whats with that? I've never even been in a fight (unless being punched without knowing how to respond counts as a fight)
As it turns out, i didn't get that far into the conversation, i got as far as 'hey you little fucker' and the kid descended into peeing his pants territory. Forgot it wasn't just inner-city kids there, but also middle-class kids (with a bad attitude). He jumped off and ran away to his parents crying.
Sooooo, who's the bad guy here? With hindsight i clearly should have been nicer, but he was actually bullying my kid. I'd guess something like going up there and saying something okay like 'well that's not fair, how about we let Lily go first and then you be nicer to other kids' would have been better.
hmm
Lily in sweeter times today: (the chocolate on her dress is due to me deciding she should have a chocolate breakfast as was unable to work out how to make porridge)
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Obv has her mothers looks, She needs to toughen up, im thinking some 3-5 year old foxy boxing type deal...id buy the dvd...This too shall pass.
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- She is cute
- That kid got off lightly, you could have ended up breaking his legs, hopefully a lesson learned for him
- She was probably trolling him, wp Lily
- Chocolate breakfasts are the nuts, wp dad
X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Michelle SatNav View PostFfs what's wrong with me lately. Nearly afraid to post ffs
You will get replies...
probably not til Monday 14.07.14
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Originally posted by luckforsome View Post...on the topic of weight loss...I actually drop two pounds when I piss, and probably 3-4 maybe 5 pounds when I shite, wierd wierd how much you can , l think my record was just over 4 for shite shite and two for piss piss in one go...I think everyone should test it and report back...nice study...
...Liam...X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by BobSloane View PostX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Michelle SatNav View PostFfs what's wrong with me lately. Nearly afraid to post ffs
You will get replies...
probably not til Monday 14.07.14
SPOILERZe football is over
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostShe's off to Russia with her mother on Thursday and then over there for two months. Bit sad about that tbh, but slightly excited about the opportunity to regain singledom, if only temporarily. Going to be fun when she joins her St Petersburg creche on Monday week and tries to work out what the fck the creche carers are saying to her.Her sky-ness
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostShe's off to Russia with her mother on Thursday and then over there for two months. Bit sad about that tbh, but slightly excited about the opportunity to regain singledom, if only temporarily. Going to be fun when she joins her St Petersburg creche on Monday week and tries to work out what the fck the creche carers are saying to her.The sport that unites Catholic, Protestant and dissenter has had its day of days. Pity anybody who can't enjoy it. Some day. Gerry Thornley 23/3/09
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostOh no, not in the slightest (I hope). Just because of the wife losing her mum earlier in the year she's always wanted to spend decent time with her dad this summer. Her Dublin PhD scholarship pays for the creche over there. The kid does now have a Russian passport though, so there's an element of fingers-crossedHer sky-ness
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One in two women in South Africa will be raped in their lifetime.
Now Zuma probably got elected on a ticket of raising that number, but it's still very impressive by any standards (where "any" does not include Democratic Republic of Congo).
Can anyone who has been to South Africa confirm that 50% of the women dress suggestively?
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Originally posted by hotspur View PostOne in two women in South Africa will be raped in their lifetime.
Now Zuma probably got elected on a ticket of raising that number, but it's still very impressive by any standards (where "any" does not include Democratic Republic of Congo).
Can anyone who has been to South Africa confirm that 50% of the women dress suggestively?This too shall pass.
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Originally posted by oleras View PostDont know what the point is, but you wouldn't have to go too far back here to have an even bigger stat.
I got to it via Nigerian population growth while watching Nigerian match. I was supposed to have gone to a thing at the Dalkey Book Festival last night entitled Ten Global Trends That Will Change Your Life. In the blurb it said that more Nigerians will be born this year than will be born in the whole continent of Europe.
So I was perusing African statistics of various sorts.
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Originally posted by newbie2 View PostBray should never be spoilered. Release it in all it's glory.
Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostCHD imo is exactly what's wrong with boards.ie. Sure he gets a bit carried away at times on here (well not to my mind, but think others think that), but he's a top quality poster. On boards he has been banned for his transgressions, whereas on here we concentrate on his good points (with a slightly inappropriate usage of: )
Originally posted by KevIRL View PostAh ya, but we know he's just a quiet unassuming chappie IRL.
plus he is the creator of
Its also fun to watch him get angry with a mention of FFL
Originally posted by The-Rigger View Postchd is a terrible person
Yo!
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