Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 3

[tipp86]

Had good chuckle today. My little sister messaged me on facebook. I'm home at alone cleaning the hamsters' cage (Only bought the pair about 2 weeks ago). They're after having babies!! What do I do? Fuck do I know, google it says I.

Apparently you have to leave the cage alone for a week - which makes sense. Gonna need a 2nd cage soon imo. Anyone here have experience with breeding these furry little divils?

The parents can easily eat the babies in the first week or so. I don't recommend keeping two hamsters together as they tend to try kill each other or procreate. The pet shop may take them or else advertise online to get rid of them.

I have 350+ matches and have spoken more than ~7 sentences to literally <20.. it's a tough word finding somebody on that app who is able to spell but once you do you know they are a keeper!

You can use any photo you want now, doesn't have to be your facebook profile pic! Updates are great when you think about it

No idea why you have the urge to drag up old message in regards to me. Why not post a screenshot of these 350+ matches or even while your at it you could throw up a picture of that foreign girl you met on tinder........

[oleras]

I have a feeling today is going to drag.

[KevIRL]

butter in coffee lads?

[eamonhonda]

butter in coffee lads?

Seen that the other day, sounds vile

[ghostface]

More than likely what I had last night, go to control panel and uninstall the program called "Network Systems Driver"

[oleras]

butter in coffee lads?

Didn't your mother ever say to you while whipping cream for the trifle, don't whip it too much...you'll churn it to butter !

Same thing really.

[oleras]

Scary shit !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei1csH7JhCw&feature=youtu.be

[Micknail]

Woke up this moring and had a ramble around the house.

Imagine my surprise as I meet Icky and the missus!

SPOILER

[KevIRL]

Optimum drinking kick off time today? Currently thinking 3.30 for the start of the GAA match

[V for Vendetta]

butter in coffee lads?

The bulletproof coffee paleo heads do it plus coconut oil. Not a coffee drinker myself so I can't comment beyond that.

[Lazare]

Just getting around to reading Sam's well.

Fantastic as expected.

[KevIRL]

Sweet SA v Wales on now too, forgot bout that

[poprock]

Optimum drinking kick off time today? Currently thinking 3.30 for the start of the GAA match

As soon as you arise with yesterday's ribs for good measure.

[dobby]

Just getting around to reading Sam's well.

Fantastic as expected.

Keeping me nicely entertained for a Killarney-Newbridge road trip

[KevIRL]

Well in Wales

[Guest]

Amateur, pieced together from various footage, documentary of the rise and fall of the Dave Chappelle show and him walking away from the $50 Million payday

http://vimeo.com/97769906

Interesting stuff for those into the comedy shit!

[ghostface]

Amateur, pieced together from various footage, documentary of the rise and fall of the Dave Chappelle show and him walking away from the $50 Million payday

http://vimeo.com/97769906

Interesting stuff for those into the comedy shit!

Strange, currently watching his recent tv interviews to promote his new radio city gigs. Would be great to go to

[Strewelpeter]

#prayforpassportofficestaff

They wont I'm afraid..

Its one of my daughters friends, a whole gang of them are off for a post LC holiday, they have only been planning it for a year but her father has bought her a ticket to return on the 25th so that she will be let fly today.

I'd make her a 10/1 chance to actually leave in the middle of the week while all her friends are still partying

[Percy007]

Sigh...... You know the drill SP

[KevIRL]

Big finish ahead in the rugby, great game

[The Istanbul]

Woke up this moring and had a ramble around the house.

Imagine my surprise as I meet Icky and the missus!

SPOILER

You househaring with people your own size?

[shrapnel]

Big finish ahead in the rugby, great game

Sigh. Didn't get a chance to see any rugby today.

[KevIRL]

Penalty try, cruel on Wales but correct decision. Let him score in the corner ffs and the conversion is far from certain

[Kayroo]

Just got a missed call from a number on the Ascension Island.

What the actual fuck

[Lazare]

In Stephens green, walking over one of the bridges, loads of people around and this scrote bitch just casually throws an empty plastic bottle over into the water.

What a fucking scumbag, I told her so too.

Ten feet away from a bin. Wtf is wrong with people?

[eamonhonda]

In Stephens green, walking over one of the bridges, loads of people around and this scrote bitch just casually throws an empty plastic bottle over into the water.

What a fucking scumbag, I told her so too.

Ten feet away from a bin. Wtf is wrong with people?

You don't get out and about much do you?

[Jam-Fly]

Have to agree with Lazare, something like that would really grind my gears. Like why do you have to be such a senseless knacker? If there's no bin around, fine, be a knacker and throw it in the river, but why go out of your way to be scum?

[Micknail]

You househaring with people your own size?

Yes of course.

Icky was just visiting.

[eamonhonda]

Have to agree with Lazare, something like that would really grind my gears. Like why do you have to be such a senseless knacker? If there's no bin around, fine, be a knacker and throw it in the river, but why go out of your way to be scum?

Oh I agree, but Dublin is full of the likes of that unfortunately, doesn't surprise me.

[CHDad]

[RichieM]

Have to agree with Lazare, something like that would really grind my gears. Like why do you have to be such a senseless knacker? If there's no bin around, fine, be a knacker and throw it in the river, but why go out of your way to be scum?

Or alternatively be sound and carry it for a few minuites before you find a bin

[oleras]

Germany -2, 11/5.

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[KevIRL]

Gotta admire the Iranians defense all the same.

[DeadParrot]

This game...

[Jam-Fly]

Or alternatively be sound and carry it for a few minuites before you find a bin

Well that'd be what a non-knacker would do.

Like knackers being knackers is one thing, but the thing that genuinely would get on my nerves in this case is the fact it's not just a knacker being a knacker, it's a knacker, having the option to be neutral by throwing the bottle in the bin 10 feet away, but still choosing to be a knacker and litter.

Tbh it's not even the knacker element. It's the doing something for the sake of it, as opposed to for any good reason. Like, if there's no bin around, and you throw a bottle in the river, the reason is because you don't want to carry the bottle. I don't agree with it obviously, but at least there's a legitimate (albeit knackerish) thought process. But when you throw a bottle in the river, with a bin ten feet away, your thought process is either absent or is 'I'm a scumbag, there's a bin right there but I'm gona throw this bottle in the river because I'm a scumbag'.

[DeadParrot]

and who does darragh maloney think he is fooling with that dye job?

[Jam-Fly]

Who doesn't love the Iranians?

A real defensive purists performance here.

[KevIRL]

To avoid any confusion for my final solution plan. Can we please stick to referring to travellers/tinkers/pikeys etc as knackers.

Scumbags, scrotes, junkies etc should not be referred to as knackers for fear of them ending up heading for de-lousing in error. Bad and all as they are, they usually have some form of normal person relative which I wouldnt like to upset.

[Raekwon]

I thought it was fairly well known that knackers have no great love of water.

[KevIRL]

Cavan man does something funny shocker

[Jam-Fly]

To avoid any confusion for my final solution plan. Can we please stick to referring to travellers/tinkers/pikeys etc as knackers.

Scumbags, scrotes, junkies etc should not be referred to as knackers for fear of them ending up heading for de-lousing in error. Bad and all as they are, they usually have some form of normal person relative which I wouldnt like to upset.

hmmm, I think this could be a cultural thing.

In Limerick, itinerants would be called travellers/pikeys/tinkers. The term knacker would be more commonly associated with 'town scumbags'.

edit: But yes, in future I'll stick to scumbag and traveller and steer clear of knacker for clarity's sake

[KevIRL]

hmmm, I think this could be a cultural thing.

In Limerick, itinerants would be called travellers/pikeys/tinkers. The term knacker would be more commonly associated with 'town scumbags'.

This is an issue that will need to addressed prior to the launch of the campaign

[KevIRL]

@ Argentinian keeper

[ComradeCollie]

To avoid any confusion for my final solution plan. Can we please stick to referring to travellers/tinkers/pikeys etc as knackers.

Scumbags, scrotes, junkies etc should not be referred to as knackers for fear of them ending up heading for de-lousing in error. Bad and all as they are, they usually have some form of normal person relative which I wouldnt like to upset.

hmmm, I think this could be a cultural thing.

In Limerick, itinerants would be called travellers/pikeys/tinkers. The term knacker would be more commonly associated with 'town scumbags'.

edit: But yes, in future I'll stick to scumbag and traveller and steer clear of knacker for clarity's sake

I'm with Jam Fly on this one. Haven't heard Travellers being called knackers since the 1970's, maybe early 80's. If I had to be more precise I'd go for April 1982.

[KevIRL]

@ Argentinian keeper

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[Hitchhiker's Guide To...]

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[KevIRL]

Some finish to the Derry-Longford game by all accounts, goals galore in the closing minutes

[KevIRL]

Some finish to the Derry-Longford game by all accounts, goals galore in the closing minutes

Longford win 2-16 to 2-14, brilliant win for them

[Jam-Fly]

If the game was decided on clear cut chances, Iran would have to be ahead.

Really impressed with not just their defensive organisation and work rate, but their composure going forward. Decision making has been spot on to maximise their attacking chances.

Really hope they get something out of this game

[Lord Sir Banter]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2661605/The-app-lets-send-word-yo-friends-apparently-received-1-MILLION-funding.html

This is class.

Add me on yo. 'Rigger'

[CHDad]

So cruel.

[Jam-Fly]

Nooooooooooooooo......


So typical. Messi the superstar. Been relatively poor both games, but has single handedly won both games too.

[KevIRL]

[Jam-Fly]

Only criticism I have of Iran is not pressing higher for the Argentina kick out at the end.

Epic performance from Iran. Argentina keeper made some great saves.


World Cup 2014 keeps on delivering.

[hotspur]

Messi > Allah.

[Jam-Fly]

Jesus you can't criticize the Iranian keeper or defenders for that goal like.

The keeper punched it miles clear of the box and Messi literally got half a yard outside the box and scored a screamer. You really can't legislate for that.

[Flushdraw]

He won't play. They've the luxury of fielding their reserves against Equador.

A team could get through Group F on 2 points.

Aregntina have 6 so if Nigeria and Bosnia draw then it's

Argentina 6
Nigeria 2
Iran 1
Bosnia 1

Argentina beat Nigeria in the last game and Iran and Bosnia draw would leave all three on 2 points. Bosnia's 2-1 defeat would put them through on GS if Nigeria lose 1-0 or by more than 1 goal. I think!

[Lord Sir Banter]

So cruel.

Messi > Allah.

add me on yo

[Flushdraw]

I've no idea why i quoted Sitch post above. I think it might have been an old IPB tab i had open from yesterday or something!