The table talk
So, as we should all know, I need you guys to post your daily picks as a TABLE.
Here's how:
Step 1: identify the winners of every race you're going to bet in (this is the easy bit).
Laugh to yourself thinking of the loots you will win and imagine the various goods and services you will purchase with your stack of freshly-minted fiddies.
Make sure when making these awesome selections that you adhere to Rules 3
(yes there are two Rule 3s, no I don't know why, now fuck off and refer to Rule 6)
Let's say we're going to back:
Race 1 - Dog Food Delight 100 Win
Race 2 - Never Started - 50 Each Way
Race 5 - Three Legged Tortoise - 50 Win
Race 5 - Donkey Derby - 50 Win
Race 7 - Reverse Gear - 25 Each Way
Step 2: open your favourite Spreadsheet application and create a list with 4 columns like the below:
Column A = Race number. Enter in the format 'R1', R2' etc
Column B = Horse Name. Spell it right, as per the official racecard you dyslexic scum.
Column C = stake
Column D = type of bet. Either W (win) or EW (each way). These are the only two allowable values in this data domain.
Save this spreadsheet so you can re-use it on subsequent days on your inevitable charge to glory.
Step 3: post your selection as a table in this thread:
simply copy your selections from Excel and paste into this thread. Then wrap [TABLE] tags around it like so.
Step 4: Submit your post and admire your handiwork as below
Step 5: ????Profit
If you fuck up this extremely simple task, I reserve the right to be a prick. See Rule 6.
So, as we should all know, I need you guys to post your daily picks as a TABLE.
Here's how:
Step 1: identify the winners of every race you're going to bet in (this is the easy bit).
Laugh to yourself thinking of the loots you will win and imagine the various goods and services you will purchase with your stack of freshly-minted fiddies.
Make sure when making these awesome selections that you adhere to Rules 3
(yes there are two Rule 3s, no I don't know why, now fuck off and refer to Rule 6)
Let's say we're going to back:
Race 1 - Dog Food Delight 100 Win
Race 2 - Never Started - 50 Each Way
Race 5 - Three Legged Tortoise - 50 Win
Race 5 - Donkey Derby - 50 Win
Race 7 - Reverse Gear - 25 Each Way
Step 2: open your favourite Spreadsheet application and create a list with 4 columns like the below:
Column A = Race number. Enter in the format 'R1', R2' etc
Column B = Horse Name. Spell it right, as per the official racecard you dyslexic scum.
Column C = stake
Column D = type of bet. Either W (win) or EW (each way). These are the only two allowable values in this data domain.
Save this spreadsheet so you can re-use it on subsequent days on your inevitable charge to glory.
Step 3: post your selection as a table in this thread:
simply copy your selections from Excel and paste into this thread. Then wrap [TABLE] tags around it like so.
Step 4: Submit your post and admire your handiwork as below
Step 5: ????Profit
If you fuck up this extremely simple task, I reserve the right to be a prick. See Rule 6.
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