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Lagos, Nigeria.
Attention: The Estimated Teacher
Dear Sir,
Confidential Business Proposal
Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Hilarity And Joke-Getting, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand Humour dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced joke, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign forums poster. This action was however intentional and since then the joke has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Comedy Bank.
We are now ready to transfer the joke overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to get jokes; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international jokes incidental to the transfer.
The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Humour Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:
(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.
(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.
(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.
Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your forum post reply, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.
Please reply urgently.
Best regards
Howgul Abul Arhu
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