Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 2

[smurph]

This has probably been posted before but i think it is priceless Gabriel Byrne taking off Jedward on the late late show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls2Nbf_QuQE

[SatNav]

This has probably been posted before but i think it is priceless Gabriel Byrne taking off Jedward on the late late show



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls2Nbf_QuQE

its class, saw it on face book

[KevIRL]

Only just noticed we have a new BBV lol

[SatNav]

Only just noticed we have a new BBV lol

[Lazare]

Can anybody recommend a good restaurant in / around Drogheda?

[Lazare]

sorry was on info lol

ye beeeatch

good one tho'

[badugi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krME5DvZFRQ

edit! tryed a spoiler image! didnt work for me! meh, just a bikini boobs picture.

[SatNav]

ye beeeatch

good one tho'

ok im on chat now , ready and waiting

[Charlie Sheen]

Haye is going to try and run for the whole fight with Wlad. Wlad will take his time and starting finding the jab after a few rounds, Haye will shit himself and realise how far out of his depth he is once this happens and will be doing the chicken dance before the fight is over.

Not saying Haye has no chance, as he's a power puncher and Wlad has a suspect chin but he's not in same league as Wlad.

Also Frankie Boyle is close to the bottom of the barrel when it comes to comedians, just above women comedians.

[Caf]

Who's karmalover on Stars? Name rings a bell but can't remember. Anyone?

[ikilldurrr1]

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $1(BB) Replayer
SB ($399)
BB ($197)
UTG ($100)
Hero ($198)
CO ($100)
BTN ($597)

Dealt to Hero K:club: K:diamond:

fold, Hero raises to $3.50, fold, fold, fold, BB raises to $11, Hero raises to $27.50, BB raises to $83, Hero raises to $198 (AI), BB calls $114 (AI)

FLOP ($396) J:club: 4:heart: 7:club:

TURN ($396) J:club: 4:heart: 7:club: 5:diamond:

RIVER ($396) J:club: 4:heart: 7:club: 5:diamond: T:diamond:

BB shows 2:spade: 3:spade:
(Pre 19%, Flop 4.4%, Turn 18.2%)

Hero shows K:club: K:diamond:
(Pre 81%, Flop 95.6%, Turn 81.8%)

Hero wins $393

[Wesley Harms]

Who's karmalover on Stars? Name rings a bell but can't remember. Anyone?

ak-47 i think

[Flushdraw]

Who's karmalover on Stars? Name rings a bell but can't remember. Anyone?

A-K-47 i think

[mocata]

Eastern Seaboard is decent, its a bit out of the centre though

http://www.easternseaboard.ie

[SatNav]

ah well min cash lol, not bad for a drunken housewife

[a-k-47]

i should be shot

[a-k-47]

with an AK

[Caf]

with an AK

or a 99.

[greywolf]

Any having trouble logging into Stars, keep getting "signature expired or time setting" blah blah.......

[Caf]

Any having trouble logging into Stars, keep getting signature expired blah blah

Been playing since 5 and no trouble. Have never seen a sig expired notice though.

[mocata]

Time and Date probably set wrong on your computer

[greywolf]

Time and Date probably set wrong on your computer

Time and date are correct .......baffling me now ......

[Loopz]

Time and date are correct .......baffling me now ......

head gasket imo

[ArmaniJeans]

Time and date are correct .......baffling me now ......

Stars did an update when I logged on just before 11. Any chance you have somehow stopped giving it the permission to do the update, or are trying to run an old version.

[reilly110]

Any having trouble logging into Stars, keep getting "signature expired or time setting" blah blah.......

same fault happening me

[greywolf]

head gasket imo

Head gasket ok and it red in colour ....think it could be big end or maybe starter

But its not set in stone

[Loopz]

my wife was at a quiz tonight and got this as one of the questions

36*3+70*9/2+9/10

anyone know the correct order

SPOILER

they won because they got the answer to this question right even though she is convinced they got it wrong

[Charlie Sheen]

No brackets so just work from left to right.

SPOILER

81

[Donk Magnet]

Head gasket ok and it red in colour ....think it could be big end or maybe starter

But its not set in stone

same for me it just wont open

[SatNav]

Im such a bold girl

actually edit that, before ye start thinking bad thoughts!

not what ye are thinking!

[Donk Magnet]

Im such a bold girl

??????explain

[a-k-47]

bollox... rebooted comp now my head gasket is gone, and im in the middle of a tourn.


anyone else get back in?

[SatNav]

??????explain

ah nothing just an evil thing i did to a neighbour, she is a cunt, havent spoke in years, i stole her cat!!!

it kept coming into my kitchen while i was drying the floors with the door open!

so when it jumped into my car, i let it snuggle up on the seat , drove out the road an dumped it !

posters all over the shop now, fuckin hate cats, evil fuckers!

[Donk Magnet]

ah nothing just an evil thing i did to a neighbour, she is a cunt, havent spoke in years, i stole her cat!!!

it kept coming into my kitchen while i was drying the floors with the door open!

so when it jumped into my car, i let it snuggle up on the seat , drove out the road an dumped it !

posters all over the shop now, fuckin hate cats, evil fuckers!

classy ... pretty sure this counts as animal cruelty though

[Charlie Sheen]

ah nothing just an evil thing i did to a neighbour, she is a cunt, havent spoke in years, i stole her cat!!!

it kept coming into my kitchen while i was drying the floors with the door open!

so when it jumped into my car, i let it snuggle up on the seat , drove out the road an dumped it !

posters all over the shop now, fuckin hate cats, evil fuckers!

What the fuck, that is someones pet and they probably see it as a family member and you just fuck it out on the road. Cats aren't evil you are, fucking disgraceful.

[SatNav]

classy ... pretty sure this counts as animal cruelty though

nah dont think so, i dropped in a housing estate, it will have a better life trust me!!!

[a-k-47]

u threw it out the car while you were driving? ha u have issues

[tipp86]

What the fuck, that is someones pet and they probably see it as a family member and you just fuck it out on the road. Cats aren't evil you are, fucking disgraceful.

I can see the funny side but i have to agree with this.

edit : on second thoughts who was it who snitched to Ray foley ? Pretty epic if someone linked this to the neighbour.

[SatNav]

What the fuck, that is someones pet and they probably see it as a family member and you just fuck it out on the road. Cats aren't evil you are, fucking disgraceful.

hey every morning i opened my window that dirty yoke was miowing and coming in, another day it was lying on my couch, fuck that shit, i had said several times to her to keep her fuckin cat out of my garden an house.

this is a woman who gets pets to buy her childrens affection!! and then doesnt bother her hole to look after them.

i have a dog who i love and look after very well! she has no interest in animals, trust me the cat is better off!!!

[SatNav]

u threw it out the car while you were driving? ha u have issues

i pulled into a housing estate, ie: stopped the car and put it out onto someones driveway, im not that bad !!!

[Theresa]

Jesus Michelle. Thats ridiculously cruel to the animal and the owner. Its also utterly pathetic of you.

[SatNav]

I should be able to let the air flow freely into my house without a big pissy tom cat making itself at home................................... fuck that shit!!!!

[Wesley Harms]

Your a disgrace, no other way about it. Scumbag thing to do. If that was my pet you would be one very sorry person

[a-k-47]

Head gasket solution: reinstall software from .co.uk

[dannydiamond]

Jesus Michelle.

[Charlie Sheen]

So what about the children, do they love the cat? You don't like the woman but you don't just fuck a cat out somewhere. It's animal cruelty and there is no justifying what you did. If the cat isn't being looked after, report it.

I would actually hope someone reports this shit.

[SatNav]

Jesus Michelle. Thats ridiculously cruel to the animal and the owner. Its also utterly pathetic of you.

i actually dont care what u think, i have told her time after time i dont want her fuckin cat in my house, but did she listen ...................... nope!!!

believe me if u knew the woman u would understand!!!

hens one min, jack russels the next, a gerbil for the youngest that the evil cat ate!!!

goldfish, rats u name it she had it and never ever looked after any of them, i have never done anything to hurt an animal in my life,you have to believe me when i say that cat was better off.

i didnt murder it like, i left it off in a housing estate, and if you knew anything you would know that cats are well able to fend for themselves!!

and if they were anyway intelligent like a "dog" they would find their way home! but they r not!!!

[Wesley Harms]

I would actually hope someone reports this shit.

What, like a screen shot and an tip off email to the ISPCA, and Ray Foley of course

[SatNav]

What, like a screen shot and an tip off email to the ISPCA, and Ray Foley of course

the cat has a better life, trust me!!!! you dont the way she is!

[Charlie Sheen]

What, like a screen shot and an tip off email to the ISPCA, and Ray Foley of course

It would be pretty simple to do, would skip the ISPCA and just go straight to Ray.

[Wesley Harms]

the cat has a better life, trust me!!!! you dont the way she is!

You kidnapped a pet from its owner and dumped it. You should be shot

[SatNav]

So what about the children, do they love the cat? You don't like the woman but you don't just fuck a cat out somewhere. It's animal cruelty and there is no justifying what you did. If the cat isn't being looked after, report it.

I would actually hope someone reports this shit.

parents are seperated and she kept getting all different types of animals to get the kids on her side but never looked after them, hence the cat constantly in my house on my window!

my daughter does not like cats so why should i have to put up with it!

[Charlie Sheen]

the cat has a better life, trust me!!!! you dont the way she is!

Did the cat get fed in it's house? Even it didn't get it regularly, it has nothing now and has to go eat rats/mice/birds.

[Wesley Harms]

It would be pretty simple to do, would skip the ISPCA and just go straight to Ray.

This is far worse than that one that dumped the cat in a bin imo

[nicnicnic]

hey every morning i opened my window that dirty yoke was miowing

love this :-)

[dannydiamond]

i actually dont care what u think, i have told her time after time i dont want her fuckin cat in my house, but did she listen ...................... nope!!!

Just for clarification an owner can't ban their cat from certain areas, they're not dogs Michelle.

What actions would you expect her to take to ensure her cat stayed away from your house, seriously?

If you don't want a cat near your gaff just 'ssshhhhh' the fker away, thay won't come back to where they're not welcome, they're pretty smart.

Kidnapping the poor cat and abandoning him is pretty shameful.

How would you feel if one of your neighbours did the same with your dog?

[Mellor]

No brackets so just work from left to right.

SPOILER

81

I think you are forgetting that you do multiplication and division before addition and subtraction, so left to right is wrong

my wife was at a quiz tonight and got this as one of the questions

36*3+70*9/2+9/10

anyone know the correct order

SPOILER

they won because they got the answer to this question right even though she is convinced they got it wrong

Unless there is a mistake or there are brackets missing the answer is 423.9

36*3+70*9/2+9/10
108+315+.9
423.9

Brackets would obvious change this a lot.

[tipp86]

hey every morning i opened my window that dirty yoke was miowing and coming in, another day it was lying on my couch, fuck that shit, i had said several times to her to keep her fuckin cat out of my garden an house.

this is a woman who gets pets to buy her childrens affection!! and then doesnt bother her hole to look after them.

i have a dog who i love and look after very well! she has no interest in animals, trust me the cat is better off!!!

If i had issues with someone i could be very smart with how i would get them. Imo damaging cars and messing with pets is two very very low methods.

My 95 yr old grandmother in theory pretends she hates the cat my sister has but behind the public showing she gets on well with it and is good company for her. Just because someone appears like they might not care for the cat doesnt mean they dont.

[SatNav]

Did the cat get fed in it's house? Even it didn't get it regularly, it has nothing now and has to go eat rats/mice/birds.

This is far worse than that one that dumped the cat in a bin imo

since when did ye go all soft ffs, its a fucking cat like no biggie!!!

cats are one of the few pets who can survive on their own!!

i really dont care, it pissed me off , i was not allowed to have air in my home because of it !!!

[Theresa]

and if they were anyway intelligent like a "dog" they would find their way home! but they r not!!!

Why did you put 'dog' in inverted commas? I think thats confusing me more than your logic for dumping the cat.