Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 2

[Zosma]

What she gripped was hot to the touch, the warm liquid rolled down the side of her hand, causing her to gasp.
"FFS Keane would you ever put the lid on the coffee properly".

#50shadesofIPB

Reminds me, MSN was right, this is hot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

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[Guest]

The former.

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[The Aul Switcharoo]

Munster Schmunster. Will I require the services of a translator?

Quite possibly! The Munster Masters is on in Tramore this weekend so if you want some cash fish pop along at any time. There might be a few IPB heads around although I shall not be paralytic again as I am working it.

Dice, SatNav are all thinking of making the trip down and if you can drag Kev off his arse he might call over for a few

[Zod]

sweat began to form on his brow, he knew what he would next propose would bring her to a level outside her comfort zone, but he was sure she would anticipate it greatly.
"Right Michelle, today we're going to try .2-.5" said Downtown.

#50shadesofIPB

[SatNav]

Quite possibly! The Munster Masters is on in Tramore this weekend so if you want some cash fish pop along at any time. There might be a few IPB heads around although I shall not be paralytic again as I am working it.

Dice, SatNav are all thinking of making the trip down and if you can drag Kev off his arse he might call over for a few

I really want to go to this, but at 250 buy in , Im not 100% sure I can afford it and If I do go I am pleased to announce that I will not be drinking

I wouldnt have to pay for accomodation either as Claire my friend has a mobile in Newtown cove that I could borrow, so dunno what to do really. Then again when I know I have somewhere to stay it wouldnt take much to get me drinking. hmmmm what to do

[SatNav]

Could someone tell me please what book comes after The Enemy by Lee Childs? Himself needs to know.

[Zod]

He let out a primal grunt, a final release of all his pent up emotion. She wimpered in front of him, previously unaware of what he was capable of when their encounter began.
"Just process the damn passport application!!" Strewelpeter roared.

[AndyFatBastard]

Raoul Duke III writhed in ecstasy as Hitch uttered the phrase that's guaranteed to light his fire - "Bertie's going to prison", he said. "Oooohhh" said RD3. #50ShadesOfIPB

[Zod]

actually was trying to write one about Strewelpeter and milk but gave up.

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[Zod]

also, Hitchhiker, third knuckle, masonic handshake, yada yada yada make it up yerselves.

[SatNav]

Raoul Duke III writhed in ecstasy as Hitch uttered the phrase that's guaranteed to light his fire - "Bertie's going to prison", he said. "Oooohhh" said RD3. #50ShadesOfIPB

He really starts to move,fast, hard and large, thrusting into me over and over again, implacable, pushing me and pushing me until I am close to the edge. I Scream.......Noel will ya get the fuck off me ffs #50ShadesOfIPB

[Zod]

On about the 20th email back-and-forth between myself and a German uni administrator over a few months. We're still on Mr and Miss terms. Surely, despite the legendary formality of the Germans, its now acceptable for me to use Dear [first name]? Just seems a bit strange to still be so formal when I've communicated with her more than with some of my own family members

Frau or Fraulein?

[Zod]

He really starts to move,fast, hard and large, thrusting into me over and over again, implacable, pushing me and pushing me until I am close to the edge. I Scream.......Noel will ya get the fuck off me ffs #50ShadesOfIPB

eh. it's supposed to not be about the dirty business Michelle

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[SatNav]

eh. it's supposed to not be about the dirty business Michelle

No dirt in that lol

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[ghostface]

Any male on her read 50 shades? Just wondering is it as dire as I imagine it is from a writing perspective given it was originally a fan fiction piece based on Twilight

[Zod]

I'll find out in a month

I'm suprised you've not creepbooked her yet.

[Kayroo]

He really starts to move,fast, hard and large, thrusting into me over and over again, implacable, pushing me and pushing me until I am close to the edge. I Scream.......Noel will ya get the fuck off me ffs #50ShadesOfIPB

#2chancesMSNgotit

[Zod]

#2chancesMSNgotit

indeed, go tit!

[Zod]

"Also, I think you'll find it's 'I don't require any of that foreplay, just lob it into me, my learned colleague'. You'll find my rebuttal papers filed with the clerk of the court in the morning" Kayroo stated to her, indubitably.

#50shadesofIPB

[DeadParrot]

eagerly, he tasted her essence as it ran down his fingers. "Fuck that mustard is spicy" gasped Kev
#50shadesofIPB

[careca]

I nearly exploded when I saw how hard she handled her pussy. Imagine just throwing it out of the car like that, miles from its own home.

#50ShadesofIPB

[TheDrunkenOne]

The girl gasped at hitch as he stood erect and proud, the anticipation of the pleasure he was about to deliver onto her with the skill and expertise he was renown for gave her a warm glow inside. She let out a small gasp as he moved towards her and began his lecture

#50shadesofIPB

[eamonhonda]

[badugi]

What she gripped was hot to the touch, the warm liquid rolled down the side of her hand, causing her to gasp.
"FFS Keane would you ever put the lid on the coffee properly".

#50shadesofIPB

just bought 50 shades of grey... not that exciting

[SatNav]

Ah here I am totally lost now altogether

[Keane]

[FeetMagic]

Ah here I am totally lost now altogether

In your endo.

[TomD]

Could someone tell me please what book comes after The Enemy by Lee Childs? Himself needs to know.

Killing Floor (March 1997)
Die Trying (July 1998)
Tripwire (June 1999)
Running Blind (published as The Visitor in the UK and Australia) (April 2000)
Echo Burning (ISBN 0-515-13331-0) (April 2001)
Without Fail (April 2002)
Persuader (April 2003)
The Enemy (Prequel, time frame occurs before Killing Floor) (April 2004)
One Shot (ISBN 0-385-33668-3) (April 2005)
The Hard Way (ISBN 0-385-33669-1) (May 2006)
Bad Luck and Trouble (ISBN 0-385-34055-9) (April 2007)
Nothing to Lose (ISBN 978-0593057025) (March 2008)
Gone Tomorrow (April 2009)
61 Hours (March 2010)
Worth Dying For (September 2010)
Second Son, a Kindle exclusive short story (August 2011)
The Affair (September 27, 2011) Prequel to Killing Floor
A Wanted Man (Due August/September 2012)

[SatNav]

Killing Floor (March 1997)
Die Trying (July 1998)
Tripwire (June 1999)
Running Blind (published as The Visitor in the UK and Australia) (April 2000)
Echo Burning (ISBN 0-515-13331-0) (April 2001)
Without Fail (April 2002)
Persuader (April 2003)
The Enemy (Prequel, time frame occurs before Killing Floor) (April 2004)
One Shot (ISBN 0-385-33668-3) (April 2005)
The Hard Way (ISBN 0-385-33669-1) (May 2006)
Bad Luck and Trouble (ISBN 0-385-34055-9) (April 2007)
Nothing to Lose (ISBN 978-0593057025) (March 2008)
Gone Tomorrow (April 2009)
61 Hours (March 2010)
Worth Dying For (September 2010)
Second Son, a Kindle exclusive short story (August 2011)
The Affair (September 27, 2011) Prequel to Killing Floor
A Wanted Man (Due August/September 2012)

so one shot is next yeah?

[Zod]

Ah here I am totally lost now altogether

usually the joke is that the first line is a pervy scenario, then the punchline reveals that it's actually a scenario which is not pervy at all.

I've prepared a Venn diagram which will explain my thesis, attached below.

[DeadParrot]

trusting his hips back and forth he built to an inevitable crescendo and howled into the night
"We can't go on together...."
#50shadesofIPB

[TomD]

so one shot is next yeah?

It appears so

[SatNav]

usually the joke is that the first line is a pervy scenario, then the punchline reveals that it's actually a scenario which is not pervy at all.

I've prepared a Venn diagram which will explain my thesis, attached below.

ah ok thanks , so mine was deffo wrong as it was pervy from start to finish although there was actually no sex involved. So If you get what Im saying I thought I was on the right track!

[ghostface]

Killing Floor (March 1997)
Die Trying (July 1998)
Tripwire (June 1999)
Running Blind (published as The Visitor in the UK and Australia) (April 2000)
Echo Burning (ISBN 0-515-13331-0) (April 2001)
Without Fail (April 2002)
Persuader (April 2003)
The Enemy (Prequel, time frame occurs before Killing Floor) (April 2004)
One Shot (ISBN 0-385-33668-3) (April 2005)
The Hard Way (ISBN 0-385-33669-1) (May 2006)
Bad Luck and Trouble (ISBN 0-385-34055-9) (April 2007)
Nothing to Lose (ISBN 978-0593057025) (March 2008)
Gone Tomorrow (April 2009)
61 Hours (March 2010)
Worth Dying For (September 2010)
Second Son, a Kindle exclusive short story (August 2011)
The Affair (September 27, 2011) Prequel to Killing Floor
A Wanted Man (Due August/September 2012)

I have read all of these bar the last obv. The same book several times over but getting worse, last book was pretty mediocre. I look forward to A Wanted Man were he no doubts rides at least 2 mots and kills about 10 men while vividly recounting how he kneecapped someone

[nicnicnic]

cleaning up my dads laptop for him, is it ok to uninstall all those pre installed VAIO programs

[mocata]

Where is best cinema screen in Dublin for TDKR? Cineworld in parnell st? Was wondering if that new place in point village is any good

[Megatron]

Where is best cinema screen in Dublin for TDKR? Cineworld in parnell st? Was wondering if that new place in point village is any good

I went to the iSense Cinema in the Point Village to see Spiderchap last week. It's 5x better than a normal cinema.

[dazzler]

synopsis of of the JT court case thus far:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTifRi3qDkU&feature=youtu.be&noredirect=1

[tipp86]

This was a good read i came across while doing a bit of research for a holiday. Some funny logic on poker/gambling there.

http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showthread.php?t=1428526&highlight=carnival+poker

[DeadParrot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qLlCOwbpno&

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg--H5FuBwE&

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERBiBg-t4Zg&

Fucking heros

[tylerdurden94]

For the Breaking Bad fans The Best Jesse Pinkman gifs

[SatNav]

Nobody in the BBV for one hour, how odd for a tuesday night! Like what else is there?

[eamonhonda]

Nobody in the BBV for one hour, how odd for a tuesday night! Like what else is there?

Nightshift. But I'm settled now and have your full attention

[Strewelpeter]

This was a good read i came across while doing a bit of research for a holiday. Some funny logic on poker/gambling there.

http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showt...carnival+poker

These are people whose idea of a not only a holiday but a hobby is to be locked into shite hotels that make you seasick for weeks at a time

[sgtbilko77]

For the Breaking Bad fans The Best Jesse Pinkman gifs

I just watched the 'Pinkman...shhhhh' first slide about a dozen times before realising I had to click the next button

[tylerdurden94]

Where is best cinema screen in Dublin for TDKR? Cineworld in parnell st? Was wondering if that new place in point village is any good

Lighthouse Cinema are showing it at 5am with breakfast after it, info here if you're interested.

I went to the iSense Cinema in the Point Village to see Spiderchap last week. It's 5x better than a normal cinema.

Where is this?

I just watched the 'Pinkman...shhhhh' first slide about a dozen times before realising I had to click the next button

Classic

[tylerdurden94]

100% new low for IPB with this 50shades of bullshit, for shame folks for fucking shame!

[Donkathon]

What time can ya do the euro millions until tonight?

[SatNav]

100% new low for IPB with this 50shades of bullshit, for shame folks for fucking shame!

Sent you an email there

[tylerdurden94]

Sent you an email there

Ban...

[Micknail]

Clocking in for the night shift early.

Kudos to me.

Who was the DannyDiamond impersonator at the ipb meetup?

[SatNav]

Ban...

Enjoy

[greywolf]

Smart dog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=BWiloZnvXJI#!

[tylerdurden94]

Finally got around to seeing Spiderman, have to say I really liked it surprised me a little having read a few negative bits and hearing from a few people it was iffy.

Andrew Garfield was excellent as Peter Parker certainly better than Toby Maguires version, also Emma Stone is the absolute bomb think the chemistry between both was more apparent than the original, supporting cast was also well put together but wasn't a huge fan of The Lizard as the villain. The movie flowed really well and kept me thoroughly engrossed for the 2 hours.

I do like the other versions even if the third is a little off, the main thing that annoys me about this is the reboot it's only 10 years since the first and 5 years since the others finished wrapping, just doesn't sit right with me.

[tylerdurden94]

Enjoy

Instantly deleted, generally have stopped reading/responding to any of the bullshit I see people posting about it on Facebook etc, idiots.

Basically sums it up