Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 2

[DeadParrot]

Are all Polish people acting the complete cunt for the 20 days of this competition?
Booked a 2 bed apartment in centre of Poznan via an apartment agency about a week ago. Booking confirmed by the apartment owner, full money taken by the agency (though nothing paid to the owner yet).

Got this email this morning from the owner.

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I can offer you 2 rooms – a living room (around 30sq m) with a sleeping couch for two, and a bedroom (16 sq m) with a double bed.

There will be another football fan (a man, Polish) staying in the other bedroom during the whole Euro 2012.

If it meets your expectations, please let me know. I’m looking forward for your confirmation.

Best regards,

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Like WTF? Complained to the agency but they auro-replied that its out-of-hours and they'll respond on Monday.

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[DeadParrot]

Runners so far:

The-Rigger
Hitchhiker
Feetmagic
White Knight

10 minutes left if anyone else wants to join us, Thank this post to confirm entry.

[Lord Sir Banter]

By a nose! lol. Had just pm'ed someone to ask them to provide a random draw and re-sent a pm a minute later with you in it.

[ghostface]

ITV with a 45 min lead in into England friendly. This could be painful

[eagle eye]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUj4obBGnpU&feature=endscreen

After you have watched that you will enjoy this. They are related.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=476aIfeqi5A

[FeetMagic]

Ya in for the Eurovision gamble!

[ArmaniJeans]

Runners so far:

The-Rigger
Hitchhiker
Feetmagic
White Knight
+ DeadParrot+Feetmagic.

You want me to do a draw with the info you sent. 6 players, 4 countries each. Leave out Sweden?

edit: 26 countries , so leave out Sweden and Russia.

edit again. Only one FeetMagic, theres only one FeeeeetMagic, theres only one, theres only one FeetMagic.

[Lord Sir Banter]

You want me to do a draw with the info you sent. 6 players, 4 countries each. Leave out Sweden?

edit: 26 countries , so leave out Sweden and Russia.

Feetmagic there twice.

It's 5 people * 5 countries, leave out Sweden.

The-Rigger
Hitch
feetmagic
White Knight
Deadparrot


Coutries list with Sweden removed:

United Kingdom
Hungary
Albania
Lithuania
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Russia
Iceland
Cyprus
France
Italy
Estonia
Norway
Azerbaijan
Romania
Denmark
Greece
Turkey
Spain
Germany
Malta
Macedonia
Ireland
Serbia
Ukraine
Moldova

You are a hero amongst men.

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[ArmaniJeans]

There were 25 items in your list. Here they are in random order:
1.The-Rigger
2.The-Rigger
3.feetmagic
4.Deadparrot
5.White Knight
6.The-Rigger
7.Hitch
8.White Knight
9.feetmagic
10.Hitch
11.The-Rigger
12.White Knight
13.Hitch
14.feetmagic
15.feetmagic
16.Deadparrot
17.White Knight
18.Hitch
19.Deadparrot
20.Deadparrot
21.The-Rigger
22.White Knight
23.Hitch
24.Deadparrot
25.feetmagic


matching up to.
1. United Kingdom
Hungary
Albania
Lithuania
Bosnia and Herzegovina
6. Russia
Iceland
Cyprus
France
Italy
11. Estonia
Norway
Azerbaijan
Romania
Denmark
16. Greece
Turkey
Spain
Germany
Malta
21. Macedonia
Ireland
Serbia
Ukraine
Moldova

[ghostface]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUj4o...ture=endscreen

After you have watched that you will enjoy this. They are related.

SPOILER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=476aIfeqi5A

Eagles fan taking it well is good to see the photos were good

[RBBlogger]

can someone post a stream for eurovison? cheers

[Lord Sir Banter]

Thanks again AJ, I'll post the table now.

[ghostface]

Sweet baby jebus, Holly Willougby looking damn fine tonight

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[ghostface]

cheryl quite weirdly doing the 'hand on dick and swivel' dance move

yes that was quite odd. She must be packing quite the cock too cos she was grabbing low

[Lord Sir Banter]

The Euro Wooden Spoon Draw is as follows:

We can settle up afterwards, you are all good eggs, €10 in makes a price pool of €50.



Here's a peek at the Betfair 'Last place' odds, the 10 countries deemed most likely to finish last.

Not a great draw for Hitch! But it's Eurovision, you never know.

[Bubbleking]

eurovision time

its midnight in Azerbaijan madness ted

[Wesley Harms]

I've got my green cape on

[ghostface]

What time are Jedward on at? Will tune in for that

[Lord Sir Banter]

The last place market on betfair is interesting, snapped up Cyprus at 95/1 before it went in-play, market isn't very liquid at the moment.

[ComradeCollie]

Classy performance from the 76 year old

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[smurph]

jaysus they tied that albanians hair too tight.... she looks in pain....
actually i am in pain,,,,,, wheres the volume button

[ghostface]

scary bitch

[Bubbleking]

love is blind and hes wearing a blindfold....his flips are great though

[smurph]

I may have got toom much sun today but does the guy for Lithuania look like Hitchhiker?

[DeadParrot]

Here we go!!!!!

[DeadParrot]

patented move at this stage

[ghostface]

Did she nearly trip at the end of the gif bit? lol

[ComradeCollie]

Lol, I mistook one of their microphones for a potentially cancerous growth

[Bubbleking]

level?

[ghostface]

The worst thing about this is 90% of people singing in english. mockery

[ionapaul]

Opened up TweetDeck and set up a column to track #eurovision tweets - feck's sake! The speed of the comments coming in, it is impossible to read them as they speed downwards. I assume the eurovision is one of the top watched television broadcasts worldwide?

Sad that I have organised to go out later than usual tonight to watch as much of this campy madness as I can - still will miss the voting

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[ghostface]

french tune is decent

[DeadParrot]

Lol, I mistook one of their microphones for a potentially cancerous growth

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[FeetMagic]

Italy backed EW @ 16s, Iceland EW @ 100s & top 10 @ 3s & Ireland for top 10 @ 2s I think.

[ghostface]

Italy is quite the tune!

It helps that the mot would get it

[carlop]

Italy is quite the tune!

I detect a slight Amy Winehouse influence

[ComradeCollie]

Italy is quite the tune!

It helps that the mot would get it

I detect a slight Amy Winehouse influence

I thought she looked incredibly butch. She's really a woman yeah?

[Wesley Harms]

Lol, I mistook one of their microphones for a potentially cancerous growth

@couriercollie, random question here now but I've always wondered, do you be sitting there thinking ' jaysus he would get it' similar to how some lads do with women.

[SatNav]

Italy was good , deffo reminded me of Amy whinehouse. Really liked Estonia. He had a great voice!

[ghostface]

I thought she looked incredibly butch. She's really a woman yeah?

Who knows. I suppose watching the eurovision may have butched up my taste

[White Knight]

Norway my best shout so far imo

[ComradeCollie]

@couriercollie, random question here now but I've always wondered, do you be sitting there thinking ' jaysus he would get it' similar to how some lads do with women.

Yeah pretty much. Though I do try to refrain from commenting, as it does become somewhat embarrassing

Also



Last time I was in Buck Whaleys was about 1990. Hard to believe it still exists

[DeadParrot]

[ComradeCollie]

Fake Bagpipes

[DeadParrot]

Fake Bagpipes

it's hard to moonwalk with real ones

[carlop]

This Danish song has a chance.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Where did you get that?

[Bubbleking]

Last time I was in Buck Whaleys was about 1990. Hard to believe it still exists

was there 2 nights ago running amuck

[DeadParrot]

Where did you get that?

http://mewo2.github.com/nerdery/2012/05/24/eurovision-statistics-final-predictions/

[FeetMagic]

Time will Jedward be on?

[V for Vendetta]

Greece at least have a genuine hottie.

[White Knight]

Greece at least have a genuine hottie.

Austerity obviously hitting Greece hard with those costumes

[Lord Sir Banter]

Malta are 95/1, not sure why he thinks they are 2nd likely to win.

I am watching on a delay for various reasons, fml.

[DeadParrot]

all aboard the turkey boat!!!

[SatNav]

Sweden were class, one of the best eurovision songs I have ever heard.