Tonight Matthew, I'm gonna be..... shit faced
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Remind me of that old saying - the easiest way to rob a bank is to own one!Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post
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into birmingham and you can get a two way tsfr to/from your hotel in walsall for 40stg total.Originally posted by Funkymonk View Post
there are 2 hotels across the way from the casino - ring them and they will hook you up with the 40stg transfers.
its a dive.Comment
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Originally posted by K1NG View PostRemind me of that old saying - the easiest way to rob a bank is to own one!The Easy way to rob a safe!
Just call into the premises and tell the staff you are taking the safe - no problems & no questions will be asked!
To avoid embarrassment, I won't mention the town or the premises, but I requested that a large grade 4 safe be removed from my premises (700kg weight) - gave full address details and the guys who were to remove it never turned up.
Rang them this afternoon, and they said they had turned up at the requested time and had removed the safe. - I told them I was sitting on the safe in my premises, so this was not possible.
Seems they called into a premises at the other end of the particular street and just told the staff they were removing the safe and were allowed to do so.
Hopefully when they return the safe they took today, the other company will see the funny side!Comment
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Just saw that from the IT last week. No wonder I hate unions. Fkn retards.Foldaramus et foldarabimusComment
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I'm hoping Parra gets smashed by Heaslip tomorrow.Comment
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Blitzforce doing a well! Only read his second reply so far, but from his reputation this is gonna be great!Foldaramus et foldarabimusComment
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Forum needs a dislike post button for when people post meatloaf tracks imo.Comment
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Can anyone recommend a 100% solid internet connection or does that actually exist in Ireland? I'm currently in Kildare using NTL broadband and have a Meteor dongle thing as a back up. The NTL was grand up till about a month ago and has been intermitent as f*ck since. The Meteor dongle is a load of bo!!ox. It's more tilting than any string of beats.It's all an illusionComment
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Devils supporter Adam Teese is feeling the flipside of his alleged coin attack - with furious City fans bombarding his house with pranks.
Adam's name and address were released by police after the season ticket holder was charged with throwing a coin at Bellamy during the Manchester derby last week.
And within 24 hours, the enraged blue half of Manchester had ordered him £150-worth of pizzas, a skip, rat exterminators and two prostitutes.
The barrage of jokes didn't end there either. City supporters also:
- Requested a visit from an Avon rep
- Signed him up online as a rent boy
- Applied for an Ocean Finance loan for his mum
- Reported a gas leak in the middle of the night so he got a call out within the hour
- Booked a rep to go and see him about getting an indoor swimming pool
- Ordered him a 4 ft tall Bronze figurine of Winston Churchill on a
14 day trial
- Sent a breakdown truck
- Sent Jehovah's Witnesses round
- Grassed him up for growing drugs at his house
- Grassed him up for being a benefit cheat
- Got him a weekend booking of a 1957 Pink Cadillac complete with 1950's style Elvis dressed chauffer
- Signed up his phone number to receive adult chat
- Ordered him a Daffy Duck bouncy castle and puppet show for his garden
- Ordered squeaky the clown to go and perform for himComment
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NTL is the most reliable I would've thought.Originally posted by 72over View Post
Get in contact with them every time you have any issues, they're usually fixed once you keep pressure on. The problem is it can take 2/3 weeks if you're lucky!Comment
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Just started acting up over the last month or so. Sure I'll give em a buzz. Don't really want to have to pay for 2 separate broadband connections as seems impractical but if it keeps up will be have to.Originally posted by emmet02 View PostIt's all an illusionComment
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I would pay someone decent money to fill out all these fucking summer internship forms.
Why does each firm have to make it so difficult?
And I don't even know if I'm allowed do any of them, as I'm not a penultimate year student. But from everyone I've spoken to, its almost impossible to get into any of the Graduate Jobs without an internship. Will probably look at doing a postgrad in Quantitative Finance somewhere next year too.
It sucks bursting your balls for something that becomes practically worthless the year you get it...Comment
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Accomodation
Contract is almost up in the house I am sharing at the moment. Planning on getting a place of my own now shortly. Any idea what % increase I would be looking at?
Currently paying £400/m (sharing with two others), and planning on staying in the same general location, but in a one or two bed apartment.
Also, whats the story with negotiating with estate agents? Clearly, I have little experience in this area.
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BIG OVERLAY ALERT!
Only 27 reg's so far for tonights $10 Irish Open Rebuy Satellite - 19:30 kick off.
One IO ticket guaranteed and $10 IO Rebuy Tokens for all final tablers!!!!!!!!!Comment
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Oh good god that's so awesome!!Originally posted by Semibluff View Post
"Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard KeynesComment
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Seems like an easy enough way to sift out some chaff early doors tbh.Originally posted by emmet02 View Post"Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard KeynesComment
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Ill pretend you never said that and just assume you have no idea about musicOriginally posted by MrPillowTalk View Post
Either that or your some sort of gothic weird person. who doesnt like normal music either.Comment
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Meatloaf is pretty ghey man....just sayingOriginally posted by Eddie Durkin View PostIll pretend you never said that and just assume you have no idea about music
Either that or your some sort of gothic weird person. who doesnt like normal music either.Comment
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Bat out of hell is a great song,Originally posted by bubbleking View Post
Crying out loud is a great song,
Paradise by the dashboard light is bit annoying,
meh 2 out of 3 ain't badComment
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How did the FT go for you?Originally posted by 72over View PostWee final tabl on ipoker with chip lead...and pumpin out the Aphex TwinComment
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Talking of favourite songs at the moment, this has got to be mine.......
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Managed to get two tix for their gig in May, woot!!I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for thatComment
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Do you want to rent or buy?Originally posted by K1NG View PostContract is almost up in the house I am sharing at the moment. Planning on getting a place of my own now shortly. Any idea what % increase I would be looking at?
Currently paying £400/m (sharing with two others), and planning on staying in the same general location, but in a one or two bed apartment.
Also, whats the story with negotiating with estate agents? Clearly, I have little experience in this area.
400 pm is pretty small.
i'm not really sure of the rental market anymore but i'd expect you'd have to pay at least double for a 1 bed.
I'm not sure what you mean by begotiating with estate agents. do you mean on rent?
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It's like the passing of the proverbial torch.Originally posted by eagle eye View Post
You are the new king of the BBV imo. Absolutely classic stuff. I highlighted some bits that just had me falling over laughing like the smiley there.Comment
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hope they dont get my address, my profile picOriginally posted by KevIRL View Post
rooney and tevezComment
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Any recommendations for a reasonably priced restaurant in dublin? Have odessa booked, but its for feckin 5.30 and really looking to get the rugby in. Boils down to want something done right do it yourself!Double-decker bus enthusiastComment
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Amazing. I'll have to look for gigs up my way. <3 Florence.Originally posted by Lazare View PostTalking of favourite songs at the moment, this has got to be mine.......
Managed to get two tix for their gig in May, woot!!
Edit: Sweet, ordered album for £7 on Play.comLast edited by AndyFatBastard; 12-02-10, 19:32."I can’t find anyone who agrees with what I write or think these days, so I guess I must be getting closer to the truth." - Hunter S. ThompsonComment
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why not bring her down to the pub watch the rugger afew nice romantic pints with the boys abit of roaring and shouting at the tv when the game is finished a hammer amd thongs session get completely rat arsed a then a great big dirty kebab with all the trimmingsOriginally posted by Rufio View Post
nothing says i love you more than a session a match and a kebab
"Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"Comment
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When did they go on sale ? So mad I missed them!Originally posted by Lazare View Post
Few acts have been confirmed for benicassim over the weekend.
The Prodigy
Dizzee Rascal
Ian Brown
Kasabian
The Specials
PiL
Couple of wonderful random tunes that feature heavily on my playlists at the moment.
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OprLast edited by Opr; 12-02-10, 19:55.Comment
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Last Friday, only found out about it at 7am that morning listening to Phantom, hittin refresh on ticketmaster for half an hour paid off.Originally posted by Opr View Post
Sold out two minutes later.
Have upper circle which sucks a little but not much.I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for thatComment
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numbers like
001210
001211
001212
Etc keep ringing my house phone every hour or so. When someone answered yesterday they wanted to know what anti-virus software is on my PC. Person who answered just hung up.
Anyone have a idea about this? Obvious scam i assume
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Originally posted by nuxxx View Post
Thats spooky,watched any strange video tapes recently?
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Official Head Marshall of Waterford Gay Pride Festival 2015Comment
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Calvin Harris playing in Waterford followed by Jedward. We truly are back on the map....Comment
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I'm in the middle of eating a 'Chicago Take Away deep filled crust pepperoni pizza' and I'm about to explode with enjoyment.
This shit equals Dominos!!
Throw a few chopped onions and a little garlic on there, stick it in the oven and throw fresh basil and cracked black pepper all over when it's done and OMFG!!I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for thatComment
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Originally posted by Lazare View Post
Yea +1
Pity it always seems comes out of the box frozen in a shit shape though.Comment
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Cheers.Originally posted by newbie2 View Post
I'm renting, and plan on staying that way for a while yet. Just to clarify, I'm not in Dublin. What I'm paying now gets me a top notch place, ensuite room, all mod cons etc. Its a great spot - top end of the market here and I get on with the people in the house.
But, it was always my intention to share a place for only six months and that is almost up, so I'm looking around now for a place to myself - still in the same area though (in fact there is a place across the road that is due to open in the next fortnight or so).
About the estate agents, yes thats what I'm wondering - is there scope to negotiate on rent if you go through an agent?
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I use Magnet but I live in Ringsend and they don't service everywhere.Originally posted by 72over View Post
It's always very fast and customer service is great I've found. Here is my Speed Test
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Very very few equity investors have made money in the long run by investing in airlines.Originally posted by phantom_lord View Post
And virtually no debt investors besides those that (i) invest in secured leasing or (ii) invested post 9-11.
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X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
$ Free Travel Credit with Airbnb $Comment
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The first 3D premier league football match has been shown on TV. I watched the Chelsea game in 3D with my girlfriend, at one point, John Terry tried to fuck her!
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How hard is it to get a job these days? I have a friend who needs some cash to pay back student loans, the banks have started threatening her! She works in a bar two days a week, and has a Drama Degree. I can vouch for her reliablilty and ability to pour a good pint. Does anyone know of any suitable jobs? A waitressing job would be fine too.Comment
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GF has been looking for similar since Christmas and theres not even a sniff of work anywhere. Maybe 1 bar has even taken a CV.Originally posted by Hectorjelly View PostComment
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My first music post. Please be gentle.
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Thinly disguised "I've become a pimp" brag imo. And by "bank" you mean "bitch betta have my money!"Originally posted by Hectorjelly View PostComment
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I fear for HJ, swastika-bedecked uniforms, pimping...what's next on this downward spiral of depravity?"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."Comment
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Lol its my Sisters friend, he is one angry dude - so less of the funny comments!Comment
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