Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[IPB Champ]

F*&$ it!! missed the Fitz EOM again!!

[cooker3]

Lloyd will enjoy this.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbn3rOPmR9w"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbn3rOPmR9w[/ame]

[RasTa]

20 years ago today, or technically yesterday Ireland beat Romania on penos.

I still remember it well despite being 6!

[dannydiamond]

Unless they are paying for getting one bonus ball.
Pretty sick beat, not on form.

Tomorrow nights lotto is my satellite to Vegas.

Veron signs as an 'ambassador' for pokerstars.

http://www.yucasino.com/2010/05/area-azar-%E2%80%93-juan-sebastian-veron-pokerstars-sports-ambassador/

[LuckyLloyd]

looooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllll

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keQ3y9JquMU&feature[/ame]

[TommyGunne]

4th in chips going into day 3 of UKIPT Killarney. Bubble burst. 32 left. Gl to me .

[Ace]

4th in chips going into day 3 of UKIPT Killarney. Bubble burst. 32 left. Gl to me .

you run 2 good in pokers/life - emmet was tellin me you robbed his job

gl btw.

[Emmet]

you run 2 good in pokers/life - emmet was tellin me you robbed his job

gl btw.

lol, not quite

[The C Kid]

4th in chips going into day 3 of UKIPT Killarney. Bubble burst. 32 left. Gl to me .

Best of luck, cheers for the PM reply too, much appreciated.

[The Aul Switcharoo]

4th in chips going into day 3 of UKIPT Killarney. Bubble burst. 32 left. Gl to me .

GoGoGo

[eagle eye]

Uruguay
South Korea

USA
Ghana

Argentina
Mexico

Germany
England

Netherlands
Slovakia

Brazil
Chile

Paraguay
Japan

Spain
Portugal

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Ghana
South Korea

Argentina
England

Netherlands
Brazil

Paraguay
Spain

________________________________________________

Ghana
Argentina

Brazil
Spain

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Argentina
Brazil

[eagle eye]

4th in chips going into day 3 of UKIPT Killarney. Bubble burst. 32 left. Gl to me .

Good luck, take it down.

[dannydiamond]

looooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keQ3y9JquMU&feature

Pearce takes some battering in that, not far off clocking him one i'd say!

[Ace]

lol, not quite

want to bet?

[TommyGunne]

Also, think Denise Fuscardi(?) must hate me. When I got to her table she had 60k. I think I 3b 4 of her opens in a level and a half (she doesn't open too loose either), took 2 pots away from her postflop, and then when she was down to 9bb, she ships into my AA and I hold. Prob barred from the Fitz now .

[Lord Sir Banter]

20 years ago today, or technically yesterday Ireland beat Romania on penos.

I still remember it well despite being 6!

20 years ago. Fucking hell.


Epic youtube memories: [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-8ZBXsBOE8&feature=related[/ame]


My dad used to own a pub, obviously it was hearts in mouths time for the penalty shoutout.
One guy couldn't handle watching it and retreated to the toilets whereby he would be able to gauge by our reactions how things went.

My dad found a fist shaped hole in the ceiling of the cubicle as he had jumped up in triump when David O'Leary's final kick found the back of the net.

I was on standing on the seats along with half the pub, but I was catching pictures as they fell off the walls from the sheer momentum in the place.

The old woman who lived in a house next door to the pub told my dad the following day that while she refused to watch any football, including the match:
She knew that we had won because 'It felt like an earthquake'

Best time of my life.

[LuckyLloyd]

Lloyd will enjoy this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbn3rOPmR9w

Thank you!

[Emmet]

want to bet?

I may well have said that exact phrase, but there was certainly some element of exaggeration involved...

Beer Courage = the Fisherman's effect.

Fish was this big after 1 beer [..........]
2 beers [ ........................]
3beers [.......................................]
etc..

[cooker3]

Ghana
Argentina

Brazil
Spain

Wrong way round

Semi would be Brazil vs Ghana and Spain vs Argentina

[Jackyback]

20 years ago today, or technically yesterday Ireland beat Romania on penos.

I still remember it well despite being 6!

OH fck i remember that like yesterday....timofeti against bonner and were there

[Emmet]

sick amount of hands played yesterday.

First 3k hands were drunken poker between 1am-7am, the rest were played to try counter my drunken self's inability to fold.

Sick volume. Not even rush poker!

[Denny Crane]

Its the Ryan Giggs/Samson/Delilah effect. Took Giggs at least 5 years to recover.

what do you mean?

[Denny Crane]

looooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keQ3y9JquMU&feature

he looks like mussolini half way through

[mocata]

Was at the Gaeltacht in Dun Luiche during italia 90, there were only 20 odd of us attending at that time, so the teachers took us into the pub to watch all the games. We were lined up between rows of tables sitting on the floor gazing up in awed silence at a television that a homeless person wouldnt look twice at nowadays. When Packie Bonner flew home to the rosses airport they took us over to greet him and the big fella was all made up to have people cheering him. Would dearly love to get even a fraction as enthusiastic now about a game of soccer as i got during that world cup

[Ace]

sick amount of hands played yesterday.

First 3k hands were drunken poker between 1am-7am, the rest were played to try counter my drunken self's inability to fold.

Sick volume. Not even rush poker!

They don't include ur omaha hands?
its like 55 quid extra to buy HM omaha

[Emmet]

They don't include ur omaha hands?
its like 55 quid extra to buy HM omaha

nope, no omaha hands included. Still have to grind those losses away too!

Don't play enough omaha to warrant buying it tbh.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Lloyd will enjoy this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbn3rOPmR9w

Individuals setting up a camera to record their own reactions (which can't then be entirely natural) so they can youtube them, are odd indivuals!

[oleras]

Lloyd will enjoy this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbn3rOPmR9w

I would rather listen to the cunt trumpets tbh...

[oleras]

Individuals setting up a camera to record their own reactions (which can't then be entirely natural) so they can youtube them, are odd indivuals!

Elements of aftertiming perhaps ?

[Jackyback]

Starting to think i should just take a wee small break before Vegas.

[dannydiamond]

[Emmet]

^^^photoshopped definitely imo



No way a girl like that hangs out with a ginger

[Lao Lao]

1, 2, 4, 6, 5, 3 imo

[Jackyback]

1 and 2 not close

[Ace]

did u have flush in that hand emmett?

[Emmet]

yup, flopped top two and the 8hi flush too

[Guest]

did u have flush in that hand emmett?

Ladies get a room or perhaps msn.

[Valor]

made me lol

[ArmaniJeans]

20 years ago. Fucking hell.


Epic youtube memories: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-8ZB...eature=related

George Hamilton fucks up a lot - mangles foreign names, misinterprets basic rules of the games,calls offsides wrong, jinxes winning positions etc.
But in fairness to him he struck a perfect note with 'The nation holds its breath' and no-one can ever take that away from him.

That was my first ever time to do a proper all day session, in the pub at 12 with my fake id, drink thorugh the holy hour (ask yer parents what that means) and stagger out at 1am the next day. The funny thing is I can still remember being focused enough to be disappointed when Uruguay outplayed Italy for 65 minutes in the 8PM game but lost 2-0 to two late goals. We'd have beaten Uruguay but Italy in Rome was always destined to end in defeat.

[BrianByrne]

Sick hand on the 50c/1 table in the voodoo tonight.

Player1 raises to 4 pre flop Player 2 calls

flop 9 9 9

Player1 ships

Player 2 says, " im way behind and i dont mind doubling you up, im sorry if i dog u"

Player 1 flips over KK player 2 turns over AJ

Turn = K giving player 1 full house kings full of 9's.

River = 9 giving player 2 Quad 9's A kicker...sooo sick.

Brag:

Following the car accident the insurance have offered 4k to settle for injurys + 500 for physio

Brag: 3 hours on the cash table finished in profits 5/6 wins in Voodoo cash games to date.

[CHDad]

Gerrard teaching him obv. Cunt.

Hope we don't sign that over rated injury prone world class striker. We already have one of them.

EDIT - ups, he is gone and not a striker. J.Cole is who I meant.

[Lord Sir Banter]

George Hamilton fucks up a lot - mangles foreign names, misinterprets basic rules of the games,calls offsides wrong, jinxes winning positions etc.
But in fairness to him he struck a perfect note with 'The nation holds its breath' and no-one can ever take that away from him.

That was my first ever time to do a proper all day session, in the pub at 12 with my fake id, drink thorugh the holy hour (ask yer parents what that means) and stagger out at 1am the next day. The funny thing is I can still remember being focused enough to be disappointed when Uruguay outplayed Italy for 65 minutes in the 8PM game but lost 2-0 to two late goals. We'd have beaten Uruguay but Italy in Rome was always destined to end in defeat.

On first reading, I thought you meant 12 years old.

Remember the holy 'hour' alright, some joke.
Doors were locked, people stayed in.

[Angry-Ball]

pot of spuds on the boil
and the meat in the oven

great to be up and ahead of yourself

[Lord Sir Banter]

Gettin a jump on the day eight-ball.

[Angry-Ball]

Gettin a jump on the day eight-ball.

you bet chya

now anyone got a link on how to cook my ps3

[Wreck]

Uruguay
South Korea

USA
Ghana

Argentina
Mexico

Germany
England

Netherlands
Slovakia

Brazil
Chile

Paraguay
Japan

Spain
Portugal

________________________________________________

Ghana
South Korea

Argentina
England

Netherlands
Brazil

Paraguay
Spain

________________________________________________

South Korea
England

Brazil
Spain

________________________________________________

England
Brazil

Done on the spur of the moment without any reasoning.

[Wreck]

Last night I somehow agreed to play a football tournament in aid of the National Council for the Blind - both sighted and blind people can play but if sighted you have to wear a blindfold. Sounded like it would be great fun last night, but now it's starting to dawn on me just how scary this will be.

[CHDad]

Last night I somehow agreed to play a football tournament in aid of the National Council for the Blind - both sighted and blind people can play but if sighted you have to wear a blindfold. Sounded like it would be great fun last night, but now it's starting to dawn on me just how scary this will be.

That still sounds like fun imo and for a good cause, Don't let your hangover darken that!

[Angry-Ball]

Last night I somehow agreed to play a football tournament in aid of the National Council for the Blind - both sighted and blind people can play but if sighted you have to wear a blindfold. Sounded like it would be great fun last night, but now it's starting to dawn on me just how scary this will be.

ok i think i got a way out of this for you

1: turn up for the match
2: put on blindfold same as everyone else
3: once the game starts remove blindfold and leave the pitch
4: return just as the game finishes
5: go to the corner flag and replace blindfold
6: just as the final whistle blows place your 2 hands out in front of you and act like someone looking for a light switch in the dark
7: remove your blindfold start laughing and say what a great craic it was
8: claim 2 goals scored for your side and one goal scored by the other team
9: suggest drinks in the local boozer

[CHDad]

ok i think i got a way out of this for you

1: turn up for the match
2: put on blindfold same as everyone else
3: once the game starts remove blindfold and leave the pitch
4: return just as the game finishes
5: go to the corner flag and replace blindfold
6: just as the final whistle blows place your 2 hands out in front of you and act like someone looking for a light switch in the dark
7: remove your blindfold start laughing and say what a great craic it was
8: claim 2 goals scored for your side and one goal scored by the other team
9: suggest drinks in the local boozer

CHD likes this.

eight ball what age are you. I am hopin 48 but I bet you are 32.

[Angry-Ball]

CHD likes this.

eight ball what age are you. I am hopin 48 but I bet you are 32.

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[Slice Of Life]

Any good world cup hightlights streamed online? youtube is rubblish for goals

[CHDad]

Any good world cup hightlights streamed online? youtube is rubblish for goals

http://www.footytube.com/

[Ste05]

Remember the holy 'hour' alright, some joke.
Doors were locked, people stayed in.

I remember it too, we used to get kicked out of the pub at around half 2 and we'd walk over to a hotel nearby that didn't close.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Last night I somehow agreed to play a football tournament in aid of the National Council for the Blind - both sighted and blind people can play but if sighted you have to wear a blindfold. Sounded like it would be great fun last night, but now it's starting to dawn on me just how scary this will be.

Sounds a bit unfair and very badly weighted to me - they are used to being blind, you aren't.
Also, with their extra sensory development, they can probably smell the ball.

[The Situation]

Sounds a bit unfair and very badly weighted to me - they are used to being blind, you aren't.
Also, with their extra sensory development, they can probably smell the ball.

This, those guys are going to make mince meat of you blind-foldies, these games are notoriously filthy as well, with people leaving the odds stray elbow and knee high two footed tackles! Wreck they may be blind but you have also proven to be short sighted agreeing on these terms!

[tylerdurden94]

Did the event down in Killarney make its guarantee or was there an overlay?

[The C Kid]

Everyone seems to be backing Australia, but I'm backing Ireland outright and on the handicap.

[Silver-Tiger]

I'm sure loads of people can't be wrong but I thought Brazil and Spain could only meet in the final now that they have both topped their group. If not, Why on earth was that the favourite by a mile for it to be the final?

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