Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Angry-Ball]

I lost respect for him when i seen the episode where he came to the west of Ireland "one of the most dangerous places in Europe". he gutted a sheep in a bog hole and eat the eyeballs - a bit unnecessary considering there was a eurospar 5 minutes down the road

lol you should youtube him some of his stuff is just hilarious some of the most remote and dangerous places in the world are just beside 3 and 4 lane highways or so it would seem

[6starpool]

New Forum Jump dropdown menu added under the logo. Not perfect as it doesn't work on Bingo or Totally Pro skins, but might come in handy for some anyways in the absense of a cool hover dropdown menu.

[NewApproach]

bear grylls is after killing/cooking and eating a lizard, cutting down 2 bannana trees and building a shelter half way up a tree in less than 20minutes

Ive only watched him a couple of time and found it pretty entertaining. Its obv not as bad as he says though, I hardly imagine the film crew and others there all sleep in ditches too...

[oleras]

Meh, my opinions on the wimmins is somewhat skewed by my homosexual tendencies. Nevertheless there's something about Annette does it for me.

The fact she looks like a man maybe ?

[Ryanzo]

bear grylls is after killing/cooking and eating a lizard, cutting down 2 bannana trees and building a shelter half way up a tree in less than 20minutes

Ha, are you watching that on discovery yea? He just caught a deadly poisonous mangrove snake and chopped it's head off, then took a hearty bite out of it while it was still moving.

Why doesn't he just light a little fire and cook it? What's all the rush about.

[Angry-Ball]

brand new deadliest catch on discovery tue at 9
yawn
it will probably be more of the same

[ComradeCollie]

The fact she looks like a man maybe ?

Yeah, that and she posts pictures of her pussy

[oleras]

New Forum Jump dropdown menu added under the logo. Not perfect as it doesn't work on Bingo or Totally Pro skins, but might come in handy for some anyways in the absense of a cool hover dropdown menu.

No cousins in the menu ? Nice addition btw.

[oleras]

Yeah, that and she posts pictures of her pussy

I am sure i am not the first and wont be the last to say, she has an ugly pussy !

[Angry-Ball]

Ha, are you watching that on discovery yea? He just caught a deadly poisonous mangrove snake and chopped it's head off, then took a hearty bite out of it while it was still moving.

Why doesn't he just light a little fire and cook it? What's all the rush about.

hahaha he fell down the last 10feet of a cliff

[Angry-Ball]

I am sure i am not the first and wont be the last to say, she has an ugly pussy !

i thought her pussy looked.........well........ quite fluffy

[Denny Crane]

I've apparently said stuff like "I've AATJ double suited, I'm not going anywhere," "I raise. 10 thousand. SNAPCALL" (I'm guessing I got shoved on in that one) "I'm all in. You call? I've King Jack suited." (Dunno how that one worked out). I've said that KJs one a fair few times, as well as plenty of times mentioning "ten thousand". The girlfriend gets a bit creeped out that I even dream about poker. AFAIR, they are all tourney dreams too. Bit odd.

you have it easy, i used to beat people up in my sleep. emmet thought he had it bad, it's much worse when you wake up and someone's rubbing their bruises with a look of complete disgust.

[6starpool]

No cousins in the menu ? Nice addition btw.

Doesn't display private forums it seems. It was something I had noticed. I 'll have a look in a bit and see if I can change it, but I doubt it. It seems to work by usergroup level, not user permission level.

[NewApproach]

you have it easy, i used to beat people up in my sleep. emmet thought he had it bad, it's much worse when you wake up and someone's rubbing their bruises with a look of complete disgust.

Ive a similar trait, if someone tries to wake me up when I'm deeply asleep I try to punch them. They start giving out to me then in the morning but I never remember any of it!

[Ace]

New Forum Jump dropdown menu added under the logo. Not perfect as it doesn't work on Bingo or Totally Pro skins, but might come in handy for some anyways in the absense of a cool hover dropdown menu.

next on the list is to bring back the

[Angry-Ball]

sigh
looks like my run good is after deserting me for the night
less than 10bbs left and not a hand in sight

[ComradeCollie]

next on the list is to bring back the

FYP

[dannydiamond]

Meh, my opinions on the wimmins is somewhat skewed by my homosexual tendencies. Nevertheless there's something about Annette does it for me.

Is it because there's something masculine about her?

I never thought that and in fairness I never saw her as being 'ugly' as such, just not at all good looking.

As a gay man( I realise I could be completely wrong here!) what is it that you find attractive?

[Bubbleking]

Is it because there's something masculine about her?

I never thought that and in fairness I never saw her as being 'ugly' as such, just not at all good looking.

As a gay man( I realise I could be completely wrong here!) what is it that you find attractive?

she looks like she'd be up for taking it in the arse?

[Angry-Ball]

she looks like she'd be up for taking it in the arse?

whuuu up the dung shute

[ComradeCollie]

As a gay man( I realise I could be completely wrong here!) what is it that you find attractive?

No, to be honest, I don't think there anything masculine about her at all. It's mainly the fact that she's a (winning) poker player. And in general I've been impressed by how she's handled the media coverage and what not in general.

[Percy007]

No, to be honest, I don't think there anything masculine about her at all. It's mainly the fact that she's a (winning) poker player. And in general I've been impressed by how she's handled the media coverage and what not in general.

Nah fuck that drivel im with bubbleking

edit: opinion wise

[ComradeCollie]

she looks like she'd be up for taking it in the arse?

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX5jNnDMfxA&feature=related[/ame]

[Solskjaer]

she looks like she'd be up for taking it in the arse?

they should stick that ass on top of the Volcano, I've a flight to catch.

[Solskjaer]

Is it because there's something masculine about her?

I never thought that and in fairness I never saw her as being 'ugly' as such, just not at all good looking.

As a gay man( I realise I could be completely wrong here!) what is it that you find attractive?

exploring ?

[Theresa]

Dumb and Dumber, I dont think there is a better comedy out there.

On the comedic movie note, went to see KickAss tonight, would highly recommend it. Very entertaining.

[eagle eye]

As a gay man( I realise I could be completely wrong here!) what is it that you find attractive?

[oleras]

Dumb and Dumber, I dont think there is a better comedy out there.

Stepbrothers ? Blazing saddles ?

[Angry-Ball]

night all
its been a blast

[Theresa]

Stepbrothers ? Blazing saddles ?

Stepbrothers? You crazy man, you crazy.

[ArmaniJeans]

She's not the worst.

[Ryanzo]

I don't like the fact that her arms are thicker than her head.

Also, she comes across as a spoiled little girl in my opinion.

[dannydiamond]

She's not the worst.

Nah, she's not the worst but that second pic was a betfair promo and airbrushed to fk and they still couldn't make her look good.

Lol, arms thicker than her head is def a turn off ryan.

[Ace]

if i have small stakes version of HM and want to add omaha manager my 2 options are:

Add Omaha To Holdem Manager Pro Version $64.99
Add Omaha To Holdem Manager Small Stakes Version $39.99

does this mean that if i choose the second option that i can use omaha for any limit or just for the small stakes?

[Lazare]

I've always thought Annette was alright looking, not hot by any means, but hittable nonetheless.

[TommyGunne]

Stepbrothers ? Blazing saddles ?

I'm really not a fan of Will Ferrell films. The only one I've really liked is Old School. The rest just annoy me.

Airplane is an absolute classic of comedy. Timeless too. Tried for ages to find a few good clips, esp of Johnny. The "Pterodactyl", "Leon is getting larger", "Rapunzel" etc etc clips are among my favourite ever.

Anyone who still hasn't seen The Princess Bride should be shot. Especially after El Tren.



Also, does anyone know the name of the film where Arnie lives a double life as a spy? Really wanna watch it now.

[Valor]

True Lies

[RoadSweeper]

I've always thought Annette was alright looking, not hot by any means, but hittable nonetheless.

fanny like a burst pack of rashers imo

[dannydiamond]

fanny like a burst pack of rashers imo

Get her in a threesome with a girl that had a fanny like a burst pack of clonakilty sausages and i'd be in there every Sunday morning.

[Bubbleking]

jut watching rounders here - that speech "I sat with the best in the world and I won" brilliant

[oleras]

Spartacus:season finale...fantastic !! Lives up to its name, "kill them all"

[kakak1]

agreed, no DD allowed

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQbiU_JJLz0&feature=email[/ame]

[Sledgejammer]

Wait 'till you hit 40. Things you wouldn't have looked at when you were 20, start to look hawt.

I'm 23 and I defo would. The fact that I just got home from an open bar may help, but even so I'm fairly confident I would

Also, does anyone know the name of the film where Arnie lives a double life as a spy? Really wanna watch it now.

Total Recall? Even if that isn't the answer you should probably watch it

[Grafter]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tth3KuHVCbc"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tth3KuHVCbc[/ame]

[40something]

Was down to 5 BBs a couple of hours ago .......

PokerStars Game #42818812269: Tournament #306010676, $5.00+$0.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXI (1000/2000) - 2010/04/17 20:38:57 ET
Table '306010676 215' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: NUCLEAIRE111 (43764 in chips)
Seat 2: Habbie28 (135578 in chips)
Seat 3: ostefinger (68211 in chips)
Seat 4: durdu (27780 in chips)
Seat 5: 3Osomething (10864 in chips)
Seat 6: IKSecret (102625 in chips)
Seat 7: MenteurMan (56476 in chips)
Seat 8: rolly30 (74012 in chips)
Seat 9: ArubaJohn (18566 in chips)

But never say die

PokerStars Game #42820737350: Tournament #306010676, $5.00+$0.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXVII (3500/7000) - 2010/04/17 21:39:25 ET
Table '306010676 215' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Chimp Me Up (110932 in chips)
Seat 2: Habbie28 (287873 in chips)
Seat 3: AAANA@ACP (283770 in chips)
Seat 4: BigViggi (181883 in chips)
Seat 5: 3Osomething (417576 in chips)
Seat 7: Parlare85 (138053 in chips)
Seat 8: rolly30 (114942 in chips)
Seat 9: Zé Martins (244324 in chips)

[daire]

Also, does anyone know the name of the film where Arnie lives a double life as a spy? Really wanna watch it now.

True Lies?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111503/

[RoadSweeper]

Also, does anyone know the name of the film where Arnie lives a double life as a spy? Really wanna watch it now.

SPOILER

/end film

[Ryanzo]

jut watching rounders here - that speech "I sat with the best in the world and I won" brilliant

Did you lose your rounders virginity tonight?

[TheVelvetFog]

Brag: Ship the 93rd minute ginger genius winner
Brag: Ship the Spurs 2-1 win against the Russians
Brag: Ship the 5 figure 6 team accumualtor
Brag: Ship the best mate scoring an overhead kick for St.Pats
Brag: Ship the absolute Fcuking stunner bird in the palace

This is what Saturdays were made for!

agreed, no DD allowed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQbiU...&feature=email

lol brilliant video.

Think I saw about 7 replays of that in the palace tonight. Epic day.

[Lao Lao]

you have it easy, i used to beat people up in my sleep. emmet thought he had it bad, it's much worse when you wake up and someone's rubbing their bruises with a look of complete disgust.

I'm apparently the same. Not only do I talk the most bizarre shite in my sleep, I also have some imaginery fights in my sleep. In addition to this, I also often wake up half in the bed, half out of the bed.

Two stories (out of many) that I remember being told. One was when I was about 12. My parents were painting my bedroom so they made a bed up at the bottom of their bed over the weekend so I didn't have to sleep in my own room with the smell of the paint. I wake up the next morning and my mam walks out the bedroom giving me the filthiest look ever and says 'You disgust me'

I've no idea what's going on. My dad looks at me and smiles. Apparently, for about an hour and a half during the night, I sat up out of bed and started to punch the wall repeatedly, shouting and roaring at somebody who had skipped me in a q that I was in. My Dad told me that the language I used was the foulest he'd ever heard, let alone from a 12 year old.

Other story is only from about 5-6 years ago when the whole family was home for Christmas and me and one of my sisters were sharing a room. I went to bed first and the last thing my Dad said to my sister before she went to bed was, 'Remember, if he's hanging out of his bed, just leave him be' Sure enough, when my sister comes into the room, I'm half out of my bed, half in it. She feels sorry for me and tries to push me back into the bed. I've no knowledge of it but as soon as she touches me, I let fly with a killer right hook and catch her right in the eye and nearly knock her out. She didn't talk to me for about 3 days after that.

Some of the stuff that ex-girlfriends have told me that I've said in my sleep is unbelievably odd to say the least. I'm actually tempted to try record myself in my sleep but am kinda afraid to hear the shite I come out with

[BrianByrne]

Lol lynched...gutted

[MrsFlushdraw]

Nah, she's not the worst but that second pic was a betfair promo and airbrushed to fk and they still couldn't make her look good.

Lol, arms thicker than her head is def a turn off ryan.

With arms like that I wouldn't say that to her

You guys are so horrible, the poor girl. Not all wimmin at the pokers have to be hawt!

[Guest]

With arms like that I wouldn't say that to her

You guys are so horrible, the poor girl. Not all wimmin at the pokers have to be hawt!

She is a millionaire gambler who has a cute enough face and big funbags

She is hardly gonna make you watch X Factor or other such muck as she will have the headphones on multi-tabling her way to buying you a new car
+
She is not gonna give you stick for dropping a few 100 on a football bet(if the bet was at the right price)

My arse they wouldn't go near her; they would be queuing up

[Flushdraw]

Wakey wakey mods and open my werewolf thread!!

[Angry-Ball]

its another beautifull day here in dungarvan
perfect for sitting in front of a computer playing poker

[Angry-Ball]

She is a millionaire gambler who has a cute enough face and big funbags

She is hardly gonna make you watch X Factor or other such muck as she will have the headphones on multi-tabling her way to buying you a new car
+
She is not gonna give you stick for dropping a few 100 on a football bet(if the bet was at the right price)

My arse they wouldn't go near her; they would be queuing up

we are talking about who exactly

[Icarus152]

its another beautifull day here in dungarvan
perfect for sitting in front of a computer playing poker

Farmers market today,should be good.The Mr's is down there.

[Angry-Ball]

Farmers market today,should be good.The Mr's is down there.

not me
pokeraments from now till about this time tomorrow hopefully

aims:
win a super sat into the $640 wsop sat and then win that
win a sat into the $1million on ftp and win that
and win a few others in between aswell


probaball outcome:
win fucking nothing

[Angry-Ball]

any word from gimmeabreaks epic roadtrip?

i wonder did he get raped by bavarian farmers lastnight while sleeping in the alps


one of the possible rapists

[Flushdraw]

Is there any left handed snooker payers amongst us? Can someone explain why that about 50% of left handed professionasl use the rest with their right hands? I don't know of any right handed players that use the rest left handed so would be interested to know.