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Originally posted by Sledgejammer View PostNo you really, really, really aren'tLast edited by rounders123; 28-01-10, 21:26.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide to... View PostCharlie Brooker's Newswipe is just so good. Best show on UK tv at the mo.
Popped up links on cousins to this week's episode and last weeks in case anyone missed it and wants to catch up.
(if the link above doesn't work that means you haven't pm'd kev for access to the super sekrit cousins forum)
Hunter S Thompson 1937-2005 - "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
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Originally posted by rounders123 View PostAh lads come on she's only trying to be positive. Speaking of knitting remember that school incentive thing recently where the primary school pupils would go around and spend time with the elderly visiting them in their homes and everyone was going "ah thats great". Well what if a few of them hard shaws were just doing it just to case the joint looking for good spots. See they didnt think of that.
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Originally posted by KevIRL View PostBah, same shite as last year. My role is gone and I'm at risk of redundancy again. Have to either get a new role here or out on the scrapheap/become a fulltime IPB employee
Sorry man."Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard Keynes
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Scientific research into the absolutely bleedin obviousRed Hot Chilli Consumption Is Harmful in Patients Operated for Anal Fissure - A Randomized, Double-Blind, Controlled StudyLast edited by Strewelpeter; 28-01-10, 22:02.Turning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostScientific research into the absolutely bleedin obvious
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Originally posted by emmet02 View PostBrought a girl home last night. She is still here.
She's waiting for it to get dark so she can go home in last night's clothes.
Conversation has dried the fuck up, and I only have 3 channels on the tv.
Help?
*Nah, I'm messing She's not."Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard Keynes
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Originally posted by smurph View Postmaybe if you stopped typing on your laptop/mobile/iphone and tried a bit of conversation yourself"Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard Keynes
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blow up in the 84k on ftp arrrrr.... KK V AQ to top it off ..q flop a turn obv.. 66k FTW plz 1 time
fk sake.. cant take frency off the hand... should of bet more or pumped flop ffs.
Full Tilt Poker Game #17988776575: $66,000 KO Guarantee (135698632), Table 276 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:51:15 ET - 2010/01/28
Seat 1: donnie bulge (14,590)
Seat 2: macaman23 (6,825)
Seat 3: Giesela0060 (2,556)
Seat 4: Nemoqwe2 (10,130)
Seat 5: aksilverfox1 (2,640)
Seat 6: GARIBOU (8,055)
Seat 7: patou993 (635), is sitting out
Seat 8: imgrinding (18,330)
Seat 9: Katchman1 (2,418)
donnie bulge antes 25
macaman23 antes 25
Giesela0060 antes 25
Nemoqwe2 antes 25
aksilverfox1 antes 25
GARIBOU antes 25
patou993 antes 25
imgrinding antes 25
Katchman1 antes 25
aksilverfox1 posts the small blind of 120
GARIBOU posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to donnie bulge [Kc Ah]
patou993 folds
imgrinding folds
Katchman1 folds
donnie bulge raises to 720
macaman23 folds
Giesela0060 folds
Nemoqwe2 folds
aksilverfox1 calls 600
GARIBOU has 15 seconds left to act
GARIBOU calls 480
*** FLOP *** [Th 3h Qh]
aksilverfox1 has 15 seconds left to act
aksilverfox1 checks
GARIBOU checks
donnie bulge bets 960
aksilverfox1 folds
GARIBOU calls 960
*** TURN *** [Th 3h Qh] [9s]
GARIBOU checks
donnie bulge bets 4,305
GARIBOU has 15 seconds left to act
GARIBOU has requested TIME
GARIBOU raises to 6,350, and is all in
donnie bulge calls 2,045
GARIBOU shows [Qc Jd]
donnie bulge shows [Kc Ah]
*** RIVER *** [Th 3h Qh 9s] [2c]
GARIBOU shows a pair of Queens
donnie bulge shows Ace King high
GARIBOU wins the pot (17,005) with a pair of QueensLast edited by a-k-47; 28-01-10, 21:58.
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The Peter Principle
This explains why the vast majority of the middle management (and higher) personal I've had the displeasure of working with were completely fucking useless (ignorant also).
In 1969, Dr. Laurence J. Peter and Raymond Hull published their book, The Peter Principle. They contested that “in a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.” In other words, if someone’s doing a good job, he’s going to be utilized more and more. Eventually, he’s going to be promoted up the ladder until he reaches a point where his skills aren’t good enough to get the job done. That’s why there’s so much incompetence in organizations (now you know why you have to wait 2 hours in line at the DMV). The actual work is done by people who have not climbed the ladder up to their “level of incompetence”.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by whyno View PostAre you a bit frigid? Make the best it and dont be on here askin silly questions.Originally posted by emmet02 View Postah, Alcohol is a social lubricant.
The next day, the absence of alcohol, makes things very awkward.
Also, she's been here 9 hours.
Riding that length of time would kill ya.
If her friend would hurry the fuck up and get here, I can be on my way.
I think that if the world was entirely rational, given the fact that people were willing to be naked and do stuff with each other they would then have no problem saying "that was fun, let's fuck again some time, gotta run, bye!" to each other. Assuming that there was no connection on a level beyond sex (I'm not even talking deep meaningful relationship stuff here - just enjoying each other's conversation and company).
Anyway Emmet, high five! And next time make sure to remember (after making sure that further sex / fun is not on the cards) that meeting with a lecturer / lunch with friend / shift in work before apologizing and throwing her €20 for a Taxi. You'll both feel a little cheaper, but ultimately be glad you did it and skipped the few hours of squirming in your skin."Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard Keynes
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Egypt v Algeria, known as the 'Match Of Hate' apparently, was never going to disappoint. Algeria with 3 red cards and a headbutt on the ref that somehow only got a yellow and lose 4-0, the last two reds were just hilarious"In the world, there are many kings but there is only one God. I am God, I am El Tren" :{)
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Originally posted by Sledgejammer View PostEgypt v Algeria, known as the 'Match Of Hate' apparently, was never going to disappoint. Algeria with 3 red cards and a headbutt on the ref that somehow only got a yellow and lose 4-0, the last two reds were just hilarious
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Originally posted by The C Kid View PostI didn't mean the way the charities collect or what they do with the money. It's just slightly amusing in a dark way, that we are being asked to rally around and support a relief effort in a country that up until this point 75% of people wouldn't have had a clue where it was or even how to spell it.
If all these "do-gooders" supported worthwhile causes in this country like they do every fashionable crusade that appears around the world, maybe so many people in this country wouldn't be living in poverty.
Also just to be clear, I follow the HJ school of charity support, I give nothing to all equally. Charity just messes with Gods natural selection.
However, I do completely see your point about 'designer charity'. I think that people giving money to high profile causes because they want to keep up with the Joneses is worse in many respects than not giving money to any cause ever just because you detest poor people.
But not giving money to any cause ever just because you detest poor people is, make no mistaker about it, utterly reprehensible. So, with all due respect, the likes of yourself and HJ can go fuck yourselves with a rusty pipe. You can rationalize your selfishness and apathy whatever way you like. I ain't buying it."Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard Keynes
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Originally posted by Solskjaer View Postfyp
Poverty is relative, I don't think there are many people actually dying of starvation in this country . If people are dying and suffering and there is a possibility that something I do makes it easier for them, I couldn't give a rats arse what country they are from or if I could name it in a pub quiz. We shouldn't countanance other peoples suffering so lightly, it's called compassion.You are technically correct...the best kind of correct
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Originally posted by emmet02 View PostStill here...
Wearing my clothes...
I'm supposed to be meeting friends in a while.
One of her friends is gonna pick her up at 7
BBV can pick the charity so!
wp"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Whats the name of that cognitive bias where people over-state the importance of their own surroundings and understate the bigger picture?
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Originally posted by KevIRL View PostBah, same shite as last year. My role is gone and I'm at risk of redundancy again. Have to either get a new role here or out on the scrapheap/become a fulltime IPB employee
Originally posted by emmet02 View PostStill here...
Wearing my clothes...
I'm supposed to be meeting friends in a while.
One of her friends is gonna pick her up at 7
BBV can pick the charity so!
Originally posted by Opr View PostI see someone is claiming to have hacked the PS3.
Opr
Originally posted by Opr View PostI have no idea but I expect once he releases the hack the rest of the hacking community will get to work on circumventing other security features.
Opr
Originally posted by DeadParrot View PostThat's why his claims dont make much sense.
unless the original graphics chip from the old console is in there, or an emulator exists, I cant see how that'll work.
EDIT: Also, I presume he'll just use a thing similar to the homebrew channel on the Wii???Last edited by Ste05; 28-01-10, 22:41.
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Originally posted by LuckyLloyd View PostAll jokes aside, that such situations pop up time and time again are a testament to what silly creatures humans are. It is hilarious in many respects that you will have two independent adults willing to have a few drinks and some fun the night before because it's what they want to do and it's fun (i.e positive self affirming motivations); then punish themselves the day after by going through uncomfortable routines of politeness and deception that aren't what they want to do and aren't fun (i.e. negative and fearful motivations) - all out of some deep seated fear of being perceived poorly / hurting the other person's feelings.
I think that if the world was entirely rational, given the fact that people were willing to be naked and do stuff with each other they would then have no problem saying "that was fun, let's fuck again some time, gotta run, bye!" to each other. Assuming that there was no connection on a level beyond sex (I'm not even talking deep meaningful relationship stuff here - just enjoying each other's conversation and company).
Anyway Emmet, high five! And next time make sure to remember (after making sure that further sex / fun is not on the cards) that meeting with a lecturer / lunch with friend / shift in work before apologizing and throwing her €20 for a Taxi. You'll both feel a little cheaper, but ultimately be glad you did it and skipped the few hours of squirming in your skin."Quitters never win, Winners never quit."
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Id agree with that whole designer charity thing to an extent. It is a bit ridiculus how everyone jumps on the bang wagon and you cant go anywayher atm without 'give money to Haiti'. There's probably places in Africa dying for a good earthquake so they get some media coverage and then some long needed aid.
The other side of it is that at least people are donating/helping people less fortunate. The other one is people bad mouthing celebrety's who get in the papers for charity related activities. I'm sure a lot of the time there are selfish self promoting reasons and i'd prefer it if they didn't but the end result is still good.
Also I was donating to Haiti before it was cool ... thanks to the icon that is Semibluff
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What was your boards name MrStuffins?X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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lolX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Nah I've seen Kayroo here. I just don't think I was used to seeing it on boards as frequently as here.
And by it, I mean MrStuffins (name), oops.
Hi MrStuffins.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Kayroo View PostPlaying in my first ever competitive rugby match tomorrow in Old Belvedere and, frankly, I am shitting it a small bit. No idea what to expect. Should be a laugh"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Kayroo View PostPlaying in my first ever competitive rugby match tomorrow in Old Belvedere and, frankly, I am shitting it a small bit. No idea what to expect. Should be a laughX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Rigger View PostIt's like American Football but you can't pass forward.You are technically correct...the best kind of correct
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Originally posted by Kayroo View PostI am aware of the rules, it's more what to expect on the pitch in terms of physicality and awareness of what's going on."Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard Keynes
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Question for the techies on here, i have downloaded something from the cousins and when i go to play it on Windows Media Player it comes up with the following message,
Windows Media Player cannot play the file. The Player might not support the file type or might not support the codec that was used to compress the file.
Do i need to install something else on this lappie to view what i have downloaded? it is a RAR file.
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Originally posted by jackyback View PostQuestion for the techies on here, i have downloaded something from the cousins and when i go to play it on Windows Media Player it comes up with the following message,
Windows Media Player cannot play the file. The Player might not support the file type or might not support the codec that was used to compress the file.
Do i need to install something else on this lappie to view what i have downloaded? it is a RAR file.
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Originally posted by jackyback View PostQuestion for the techies on here, i have downloaded something from the cousins and when i go to play it on Windows Media Player it comes up with the following message,
Windows Media Player cannot play the file. The Player might not support the file type or might not support the codec that was used to compress the file.
Do i need to install something else on this lappie to view what i have downloaded? it is a RAR file.
Like, do you have WinRAR or the like installed?
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Originally posted by Kayroo View PostPlaying in my first ever competitive rugby match tomorrow in Old Belvedere and, frankly, I am shitting it a small bit. No idea what to expect. Should be a laugh
If you're a back, you'll be shitting it in defence because you'll think you're out of position all day (the odd missed tackle thrown in for good measure) and you'll drop passes in attack.
I'd imagine there'll be a big session afterwards and no one expects anything from you so just try to enjoy it and try not to get banged up too badly .
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Originally posted by Kayroo View PostPlaying in my first ever competitive rugby match tomorrow in Old Belvedere and, frankly, I am shitting it a small bit. No idea what to expect. Should be a laugh
I'm guessing you are playing for their J4 team? If so we're (Clontarf) in your league and I think playing you in a week or two.Double-decker bus enthusiast
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By the way, I have to say I'm disappointed with the general quality of custom avatars. I always thought the BBV would wow me in that respect if they had the ability to choose what they liked. Oh well..."Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard Keynes
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Originally posted by Ste05 View PostIt's probably your codecs... either download VLC player (and watch it with that) or the ffdshow codec pack. You'll get either through google or download.comOriginally posted by MrStuffins View PostIt's an RAR file? Have you extracted it?
Like, do you have WinRAR or the like installed?
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Originally posted by LuckyLloyd View PostBy the way, I have to say I'm disappointed with the general quality of custom avatars. I always thought the BBV would wow me in that respect if they had the ability to choose what they liked. Oh well...
That sounds like a challenge!!We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit.
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