Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Emmet]

Is this possible? How do I make it?

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZIWuMoWlCo[/ame]

[SatNav]

Michelle or anyone else..yee up for a home game?

not tonight mahony!!! im too busy trying to sort things out on my new phone, but maybe some other night

[smurph]

im wondering now do I have DVT!

you were on the razz the weekend, different kinds of drinks etc., probably still dehydrated, so drinks loads of water..... muscle cramp/spasm is a sign of dehydration...


on a better note.....

im using my one time sweet jesus.... going for an interview tomorrow for a full time job...... fingers and toes crossed..... so nervous want to puck....

after looking at the photos of the IPB live game, deffo doing more walking less beering... like a bleedin onion.........sigh.....

[ghostface]

GL Smurph

[Semibluff]

go go go smurf - gl

[ComradeCollie]

after looking at the photos of the IPB live game, deffo doing more walking less beering... like a bleedin onion.........sigh.....

Tell me about it. I was afraid Lazare wouldn't be seen in this one


And meeting your heroes (HH) is always disconcerting. Jebus I wouldn't be worried about my badly ironed shirt if I was ever in such good shape while still retaining some level of degeneracy

[Emmet]

1 bottle of Rosé
700ml of ACE fruit drink from Lidl
200mls of water
~50mls of Orange and Pineapple Squash

8 plastic cups, 8 chopsticks, 8 pegs to keep the chopsticks centred.

Now to wait...

[AndyFatBastard]

1 bottle of Rosé
700ml of ACE fruit drink from Lidl
200mls of water
~50mls of Orange and Pineapple Squash

8 plastic cups, 8 chopsticks, 8 pegs to keep the chopsticks centred.

Now to wait...

The alcohol will seperate because it has a lower freezing point than water. You'll end up with a alcohol free lolly with pure booze floating on top. That's not so bad I guess.

[Valor]

Who is EireAbu on stars?

[Emmet]

The alcohol will seperate because it has a lower freezing point than water. You'll end up with a alcohol free lolly with pure booze floating on top. That's not so bad I guess.

spoilsport

[ComradeCollie]

Is this possible? How do I make it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZIWuMoWlCo

1 bottle of Rosé
700ml of ACE fruit drink from Lidl
200mls of water
~50mls of Orange and Pineapple Squash

8 plastic cups, 8 chopsticks, 8 pegs to keep the chopsticks centred.

Now to wait...

Interested to hear how it works out. Suspect the alcohol and water will separate while freezing, though I'm mostly guessing from accidentally freezing cans of beer

[V for Vendetta]

I'd disagree with that, by all means get a good deal from suppliers but all that stuff is at commodity prices. What Zod needs is to provide a service that supplies a complete solution at a fair price that grabs about 300 profit for a days work, including an evenings training with the purchaser. Add in a 50 callout charge plus 50 per subsequent hour for any later visits and you have a nice little one man cash business.

the investment needed to be competitive in bulk retailing these kind of things is enormous and you can't get discounts unless you do it at the corporate level in the way the Harvey Normans of the world do.

I agree Tony. I was trying to think of a method of building a business I could sell not work for. I couldn't think of an angle that would really make it worth a lot. Its definitely something that could produce a job and a wage though.

[SatNav]

you were on the razz the weekend, different kinds of drinks etc., probably still dehydrated, so drinks loads of water..... muscle cramp/spasm is a sign of dehydration...


on a better note.....

im using my one time sweet jesus.... going for an interview tomorrow for a full time job...... fingers and toes crossed..... so nervous want to puck....

after looking at the photos of the IPB live game, deffo doing more walking less beering... like a bleedin onion.........sigh.....

ooh best of luck smurph!!!!! hope ya get it!

Tell me about it. I was afraid Lazare wouldn't be seen in this one


And meeting your heroes (HH) is always disconcerting. Jebus I wouldn't be worried about my badly ironed shirt if I was ever in such good shape while still retaining some level of degeneracy

ya look lovely, such a shy person you are, awwww,

[KevIRL]

gogogogogogo Smurph

X-Men First Class is an enjoyable flick. Definitely not a wasted evening

[A_CitizenErased]

Guys, Setting up a Home Game if anyone is up for it? $5.50 FO or something.. ?

[Guest]

Guys, Setting up a Home Game if anyone is up for it? $5.50 FO or something.. ?

Do you want to be staked into it

[Fuzzy Logic]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwVkjheanQk[/ame]

[smurph]

gogogogogogo Smurph

X-Men First Class is an enjoyable flick. Definitely not a wasted evening

I thought it was excellent.....

better than some of the other tbh

[Guest]

Tell me about it. I was afraid Lazare wouldn't be seen in this one


And meeting your heroes (HH) is always disconcerting. Jebus I wouldn't be worried about my badly ironed shirt if I was ever in such good shape while still retaining some level of degeneracy

Courier fancy the auld weight loss prop bet

[MrsFlushdraw]

HI MICHELLE

[A_CitizenErased]

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[Zuroph]

^^^Those letters look pretty swollen.

[Bless You]

And nobody asked what colour the leg was.

[SatNav]

HI GILLIAN

This is him now

SPOILER

[SatNav]

And nobody asked what colour the leg was.

well i was told once its not red and hot to touch it should be ok

[sligoboi]

Aussie Mirrions cash game kicking off on channel5..

[Emmet]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc[/ame]

[Fuzzy Logic]

Hey CHD,

Tell that Russki to fuck off!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jun/16/tottenham-hotspur-chelsea-luka-modric

[Lao Lao]

I love re-discovering old albums - Every now and then I go through my CD's and route out something that I haven't listened to in a good while

Iain Archer's debut album 'Flood The Tanks' from 2004 contains amongst others, these three little gems

Summer Jets

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsCZTgZcPI0&feature=related[/ame]

I Wasn't Drinking But You Got Me Drunk

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkHfi7eXJ18[/ame]

Boy Boy Boy

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7dScKEFLBE&feature=related[/ame]

[Zod]

anyone watching Psychoville season 2?

[Denny Crane]

lol, first result in google for MUTBS is this thread.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showt...p?t=2055006207

I knew that it was gonna be that. Ugh, no way I'm reading whatever nonsense I've written though!

[Denny Crane]

SHIP! Irish academia has reached a new low

Looking forward to this!

[Charlie Sheen]

Hey CHD,

Tell that Russki to fuck off!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2...ea-luka-modric

Lol at £22m, he'll cost close to double that.

[oleras]

Danny said Treme delivered again, yes it did !!

I find myself doing a second line dance to nearly all the tracks on that show...even the rumba at the end...lol

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZsgHE5mZ30&feature=related[/ame]

Spoliers, dont read less you have seen all of them.

SPOILER

There have been a couple of sad episodes, esp the rape one and again tonight, he makes it hard viewing sometimes, Simon, but that makes good drama.

I wont use "dissapointed", but i thought "The Reveal" could have been done with more Drama, we all knew she clicked about her dad, the mother had an inkling....but when she blurted it out in the open to her mother there was no...i will use gasp for want of a better word, just putting myself in that situation and i would be looking for the kick in the stomach moment..."You Know" type thing, i was feeling the emotion up to that point cos i knew it was coming but felt my mind wandered a bit at the lack of gasp.

Just my thoughts, what you think ?

[Theresa]

Game of Thrones

SPOILER

Well that was obviously going to happen. Joffrey looks so cretinous. I wonder did they audition for 'creepy, incest looking tweenager' when looking for the actor.

DAMMIT NED! Pretty annoying. Although fair balls to Bobby getting Jamie like he did. Wonder how it will go now. I kind of like Jamie so heres hoping he isnt killed. Actually fond of all the Lannisters except the queen and her son.

Toying with the idea of getting the books after this series. Dont want to wait.

[CHDad]

you can dump the tagline now cillian

Why so Wickla

[CHDad]

Do you want to be staked into it

You're mad so you are.

Hey CHD,

Tell that Russki to fuck off!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2...ea-luka-modric

The people I know who are ITK tell me this is happening. I want it to happen but apparently the club think he is a starter and a answer. Don't see it myself but great signing. As usual we won't be held to ransom and since you lot are jews unless he wants out he will stay unless we offer 25M+

Also Hiddink is manager soon. We just need to pay Turkish FA few quid.

Sick thing is he tells Roman what to do yet we are debating with Turkish FA despite spending millions in payoffs and we are signing players and have a plan set out before he gets here. Good chance he has set the plan out but as usual it seems we are doing everything right except the important stuff.

[A_CitizenErased]

11.5 hours of playing poker...sick ..

Profited by 10 buyins.

[CHDad]

11.5 hours of playing poker...sick ..

Profited by 10 buyins.

Doesn't change where you are from though.

ul

[A_CitizenErased]

Doesn't change where you are from though.

ul

Proud to be from Cork

Dublin smells of shit IMO.

[CHDad]

Proud to be from Cork

Dublin smells of shit IMO.

I'm not from Dublin, thankfully!

[A_CitizenErased]

I'm not from Dublin, thankfully!

Thats fair enough so.

I'm sure wherever you're from is lovely.

Cork is great though, a misunderstood ghetto.

[CHDad]

Thats fair enough so.

I'm sure wherever you're from is lovely.

Cork is great though, a misunderstood ghetto.

CHD,

Glenroe,

Garden of Ireland.

That is my address. Heaven on junkie, broke and debtridden Ireland.

Stop playing poker all day. You won't make it. Even John O'Shea will one day think he should have stuck to his career.

[davepoke/her]

[Theresa]

A_CE what part of cork are you from?

[CHDad]

Awwwwright me mate Dave.

From now on you are Dave from ''The Royle Family''

[Mellor]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr9EvBrEcLQ[/ame]

[davepoke/her]

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[Guest]

I really hate getting up early.

[RasTa]

Modric won't be sold imo.

[Flushdraw]

11.5 hours of playing poker...sick ..

Profited by 10 buyins.

You're only fooling yourself..

[Raoul Duke III]

two losing politics\current affairs bets in a row, I'm losing my touch

and my Republican nominee bets are dead in the water too

is it possible that I am not the god I always assumed myself to be?

[Bubbleking]

will somebody go down the well please?

[DAMO72]

I vote Citizen for the well

[Megatron]

will somebody go down the well please?

Damo obv

[Raoul Duke III]

strewelpeter for the well

[Raoul Duke III]

Greek debt explained

very cool

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B08ogd9FsmM&feature=player_embedded"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B08ogd9FsmM&feature=player_embedded[/ame]

[DeadParrot]

Greek debt explained

very cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B08og...layer_embedded

ugh, And I was in such a good mood.
You really are the harbinger of doom RD

[Strewelpeter]

BBV is my Well.
And I'm too old and boring, lets find someone who is good at playing poker.

[Raoul Duke III]

BBV is my Well.
And I'm too old and boring, lets find someone who is good at playing poker.

poker is sooooooo 2006 sp

you have 'life experience' (code for being an old bollix), give these whippersnappers the benefit of your many years