Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[ArmaniJeans]

would give you some much-needed purpose in life.

Harsh - he is fulltime mod of Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows forum.

[Keane]

lol @ thread title

[Bubbleking]

deal is as follows:

you get your own double room, internet connection, TV, all the phone calls you can eat yada yada. No bills either.

rent is zero

in return you mind small children, cook dinners, do ironing and general household maintenance. Also walk dog.

you may not drink my wine but you are welcome to drink beer\spirits (outside of work hours).

seems fair and would give you some much-needed purpose in life.

dont be delegating the wifes work

[tylerdurden94]

some pain in the ass!!! just ordered my 3rd ACER laptop charger off amazon grrr

I usually sit at the kitchen table with lappy plugged in and of course i tripped over the lead and the black box got hopped off the ground and no longer works

Have to go FAS in athlone in the morning for an open day yoke for a course ( IT support Specialist)

Its a year long course including summer ,which im praying for as I have a big interest in it!
You pay a tenner a week while there and leave with your own computer that you have built, sounds brill!

so hopefully ill be able to fix my own charger (s) in future!

Good luck with the coarse

SPOILER

Macbooks have a magnetic charger so when you trip on it, it doesnt go flying across the room and break

had to try... first attempt




dear god they're tasty...

Fair play dude might have to get around to mixing a batch up myself.

[Lord Sir Banter]

lol @ thread title

Finally made it.

[RichieM]

deal is as follows:

you get your own double room, internet connection, TV, all the phone calls you can eat yada yada. No bills either.

rent is zero

in return you mind small children, cook dinners, do ironing and general household maintenance. Also walk dog.

you may not drink my wine but you are welcome to drink beer\spirits (outside of work hours).

seems fair and would give you some much-needed purpose in life.

Mary Poppins is it.

[Lazare]

Especially for my mate Rig....

[Lord Sir Banter]

deal is as follows:

you get your own double room, internet connection, TV, all the phone calls you can eat yada yada. No bills either.

rent is zero

Sounds fair.

in return you mind small children

Can handle in small doses, will they switch to keeping my rotating around the clock hours?

cook dinners

Sure

do ironing

Don't iron.

and general household maintenance.

Up your insurance imo.

Also walk dog.

Would love to, what type is he/she? Picture?

you may not drink my wine but you are welcome to drink beer\spirits (outside of work hours).

Prefer fizzy pop, will there be any provided? Can I drink it during work hours?

seems fair and would give you some much-needed purpose in life.

I concur, if I can fit it around my modding.

[Guest]

Raoul, forecast some doom or something will you - I'm terribored!

there will be a catastropic default in Ireland in the next 18-30 months and the consequences will be terrible

how's that?

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY[/ame]

[Hitchhiker's Guide To...]

...

[Bubbleking]

v excited for the Masters later

time for some inspirational shit

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEeLh5ItQcY&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEeLh5ItQcY&feature=related[/ame]

[Lord Sir Banter]

I wrote that one, hope you enjoy it.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Also note that the title is - 95 % Win Rate.

The - is key.

[Guest]

v excited for the Masters later

time for some inspirational shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEeLh...eature=related

nsfw?
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTeq7t1yzBE[/ame]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8TNtU0_0_c[/ame]

[dannydiamond]

One fence to jump, some run good required next week.

[The Situation]

purely curious:

I know they say not to judge a book by it's cover but I can't help judging.

[Guest]

One fence to jump, some run good required next week.

Go old skool (guns under the table) poker on their ass and report their name for being offensive

[Lord Sir Banter]

Here's something I've been meaning to post for a while but I haven't been awake with you daywalkers...
I remember it was good craic on a boards forum a few years ago if anyone wants to partake.

The idea is that some of you folks pm me a picture of yourself from the past - a baby picture, as a child, crazy teen, 75th birthday party picture for the older crew.

I'll post it and everyone else can try to guess who the picture is of.

A few initial ground rules:

• I'll delete the pictures if the person wishes in a day or so.
• No quoting of the pictures (makes deletion easier).
• Pictures are not to be reposted here or anywhere else, photoshopped/paintbrushed/altered etc, etc.

Dunno if there will be any interest, but if any unabashed individuals want to get the ball rolling, then send a pm.

[Lord Sir Banter]

lol, guess who this chubby little fella is.

[Strewelpeter]

Expecting MrGoodenough to win the first race today.
It's a very different sort of race, always one of my favourite races of the year I'd normally not be getting stuck in to anything in it but today is going to be different.

[Bless You]

Guess who.


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[Lord Sir Banter]

Guess who.


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Give us a clue.

[Strewelpeter]

lol, guess who this chubby little fella is.

Flushdraw?

[Bless You]

Give us a clue.

Ok. It's not who you might first think.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Flushdraw?

Nah, it's Frank Lampard.
Pulled that one from t'internet.

Ok. It's not who you might first think.

Flushdraw?

[IPB Champ]

[The Aul Switcharoo]

Flushdraw?

he has no tash tho

[Strewelpeter]

Iran gets madder by the minute

[Guest]

Nah, it's Frank Lampard.
Pulled that one from t'internet.

AAAhhhh Jasas, I was about to give it the full Colombo bit and all before you ruined it

1st Deduction was it had to be an Engerlish fella due to the colour of the grass
(their grass is a dirty green colour, not like our lovely Irish grass)

[Loopz]

watch these @ 1080p

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DexDu4FDEWM&NR=1&feature=fvwp"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DexDu4FDEWM&NR=1&feature=fvwp[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj6ho1-G6tw&feature=feedf"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj6ho1-G6tw&feature=feedf[/ame]

[Lord Sir Banter]

AAAhhhh Jasas, I was about to give it the full Colombo bit and all before you ruined it

1st Deduction was it had to be an Engerlish fella due to the colour of the grass
(their grass is a dirty green colour, not like our lovely Irish grass)

I am fully confident that you would have gotten it and look forward to your Columboesq deductions should we get any willing participants.

[Raoul Duke III]

I am fully confident that you would have gotten it and look forward to your Columboesq deductions should we get any willing participants.

there's already one Columbo on the forum

[Bless You]

Flushdraw?

Close, but you're way off.

[Lord Sir Banter]

there's already one Columbo on the forum

Is it me?

[Guest]

I am fully confident that you would have gotten it and look forward to your Columboesq deductions should we get any willing participants.

FYI: Questioning would have went something like this...


Just one more thing...



Was there a reason you pointed out that the suspect was Chubby?
I just gotta look at my notes here, where did I leave my pen,I'm always losing that pen, It was a present from the wife, she will kill me if I can't find... you gotta pen?

AAh, yes "this chubby little fella"
is that in any way relevant to the identity of the person
The chubby-ness? You were very specific about the chubby-ness

Is he known to be chubby, or maybe fat?...

and you would have wilted under the pressure just before the end credits

[Lord Sir Banter]

FYI: Questioning would have went something like this...


Just one more thing...



Was there a reason you pointed out that the suspect was Chubby?
I just gotta look at my notes here, where did I leave my pen,I'm always losing that pen, It was a present from the wife, she will kill me if I can't find... you gotta pen?

AAh, yes "this chubby little fella"
is that in any way relevant to the identity of the person
The chubby-ness? You were very specific about the chubby-ness

Is he known to be chubby, or maybe fat?...

and you would have wilted under the pressure just before the end credits

a+. lol.
Also, I wouldn't have passed comment on any photo sent to me by an ipb'er.

[Bless You]

Columbo was cool as fk.

Just when the baddie would think he'd got away with his story Columbo would go to leave and then say "Oh ah, just one more thing..."

Cue baddies look of 'I got away with that' turn to 'Oh shit'

[Opr]

Just looking at the Munster v Connacht handicap bet Emmet posted. You can get +16 with William Hill at the moment.

http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/betting/e/2019926/Munster-v-Connacht.html

Opr

[Lord Sir Banter]

Columbo was the king of the slowroll.

[Bless You]

Is it me?

Boom!!

You're getting good at this.

[Denny Crane]

Good old Columbo. Only got that one move mind-you. Still, shits on Quincy.

[sligoboi]

Good old Columbo. Only got that one move mind-you. Still, shits on Quincy.

Nothing on Jessica Fletcher though...

[Lord Sir Banter]

Home Alone Home is for sale.
$2.4m

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnwafUMZ8fE&feature=player_embedded[/ame]

[Macspower]

any decent nag to stick the loot on today in Punchestown...

[Raoul Duke III]

Is it me?

no

it is one of our female members

[Lord Sir Banter]

Island of the dolls - tourist attraction.

[Caf]

Thanks for all the support BBV.

I see the lads got their thanks whoring in before heading off to the JP game. Good to see priorities in the right place. Gl over the weekend ofc.

Cool fucking beans

Caf managed to get to the final table of tonights event. Pretty sick that one of the guys from the team in 1st place also got there. Looking really like we're going to be in 2nd place going into the final event next Thursday. The Vegas dream is still on!

WP Caf and team. Go team CoolBeans!

Yup, looking like we'll be in second going into the last game, 178 teams down, one to go. Awsome performance from Caf tonight, wp my man.

We've fought so hard as a team the last few weeks, it really has been a monumental slog.
To have our team in second with one game to go is all we could have asked for. The lads have been brilliant and it's been a proper team effort.

The prize for seond place is good but we entered this to win it, and that's what we'll be trying to do next Thursday night. We haven't been in this for second place from the getgo and we won't be settling for that at this stage.


We're going to finish the job next week,if we don't it won't be for lack of effort. We entered this to win it and that's what we'll try and do.
Go CoolBeans.

One fence to jump, some run good required next week.

Great to see our names there! Also(and obv irrelevant), hohoho:

http://poker.ladbrokes.com/en/poker-promotions/team-championship-individual-leaderboard

1st
4 x Packages for the WSOP 2011 worth €7,500 Each
4 x Package to the Ladbrokes.com Irish Poker Festival in Killarney worth €1,000 Each
4 x €500k GTD Buy-in worth €320 Each

Wow, that's a seriously sick bubble we are on. I hadn't seen what the prizes were until now but really only interested in 1st anyway. The place prizes are decent but I think we'll all be pretty sick not to scoop it. I know I've had a bit of run good but, like has been said, it's been a stellar performance all around, a top class cool beans effort.

Only one week left but a tasty game with a good structure(€33FO, 7k SS, 20 min levels) for us to shine and take this down. Fingers crossed that we run good and current 1st place don't get into the points(a bigger field would probably help this but it's prob going to be the smallest so far). I think we are due more than one on the FT and if we manage that then it should be ours. A lot done, more to do.

One time please.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Guess who?

First up (thank you) is the fellow who is third from the left.

[sligoboi]

Keane

[Lazare]

Keane without a shadow of doubt.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Guess who?

No, it was Frank Lampard again. ...Okay, it's Keane.


Have another though!

Who is the tall one in this picture?

mmm icecreammmm.

[Lazare]

RDIII

[shrapnel]

bless you

[Caf]

Lazare

[Dice75]

Lazare

Where'd you finish last nite?

[AndyFatBastard]

That's Hitch IMO.

[Keane]

That's Hitch IMO.

Good shout imo.

[Lord Sir Banter]

It is in fact...

SPOILER

Lazare

Caf you luckbox.

[The Situation]

That's Hitch IMO.

That's what I thought for some reason too. Looks like he's about to get up to no good

[Lazare]

That's what I thought for some reason too. Looks like he's about to get up to no good

lol, I did. I pushed my sister (pictured) off that black fence and threw my cookie monster (not pictured) on the roof of the porch.