Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Ramiriquez]

yes, indeed! not quite sure how i'll transfer as have spent all my stars roll, but will definitely find a way tomorrow!

need an update thread in the staking section?

[Ramiriquez]

fcker next to me keeps on going allin

good good catchaments, table 68 btw, cheers

[SatNav]

Emmet and AndyFB - would ye be tempted to play on stars? There's a tournie in late reg - 406011305 - a $13.50 turbo knockout tournie currently in late reg - i can ship?

EDIT: 50:50 on wins!

jayus the ould blinds are massive !!! tis nearly all in or fold job!

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[DeadParrot]

I'm pissed. Herself has gone to bed. Suggestion for epic shenanigans?

balls on head>>>photos>>>???>>>>profit

[CHDad]

It'll be back to normal at 12:45 tomorrow.

I don't want too but I am willing to go on a drunken rampage to bring back normality.

[AndyFatBastard]

Keep limp/calling that ATo buddy

PokerStars Game #57516939746: Tournament #406011305, $10.00+$2.50+$1.00 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2011/02/12 2:04:54 WET [2011/02/11 21:04:54 ET]
Table '406011305 17' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: AndyFB[Ars] (2200 in chips)
Seat 2: gbbdzuba (3423 in chips)
Seat 3: charruass. (9141 in chips)
Seat 4: chevanater (2326 in chips)
Seat 5: JoeMomasNuts (3311 in chips)
Seat 6: ouwegrinder (2541 in chips)
Seat 7: blackmancy (1115 in chips)
Seat 8: VAS-195 (5493 in chips)
Seat 9: subpar67 (3000 in chips)
chevanater: posts small blind 100
JoeMomasNuts: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AndyFB[Ars] [Ks Kh]
ouwegrinder: folds
blackmancy: folds
VAS-195: calls 200
subpar67 has timed out
subpar67: folds
subpar67 is sitting out
AndyFB[Ars]: raises 2000 to 2200 and is all-in
subpar67 has returned
gbbdzuba: folds
charruass.: folds
chevanater: folds
JoeMomasNuts: folds
VAS-195: calls 2000
*** FLOP *** [Jh 6c 7h]
*** TURN *** [Jh 6c 7h] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 6c 7h 6h] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
VAS-195: shows [Ad Th] (a pair of Sixes)
AndyFB[Ars]: shows [Ks Kh] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
AndyFB[Ars] collected 4700 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4700 | Rake 0
Board [Jh 6c 7h 6h 8d]
Seat 1: AndyFB[Ars] showed [Ks Kh] and won (4700) with two pair, Kings and Sixes
Seat 2: gbbdzuba folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: charruass. (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: chevanater (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: JoeMomasNuts (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: ouwegrinder folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: blackmancy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: VAS-195 showed [Ad Th] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 9: subpar67 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Ramiriquez]

Ship the 1st bounty


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 13.5 Tournament, 125/250 Blinds 25 Ante (8 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Button (t4510)
SB (t5905)
BB (t2675)
Hero (UTG) (t2975)
UTG+1 (t3875)
MP1 (t11325)
MP2 (t2585)
CO (t5925)

Hero's M: 5.17

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q, A
Hero bets t600, 3 folds, CO calls t600, Button calls t600, SB calls t475, BB raises to t2650 (All-In), Hero raises to t2950 (All-In), 3 folds

Flop: (t7300) 6, 8, 4 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t7300) 7 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t7300) 4 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t7300

Results:
BB had Q, K (one pair, fours).
Hero had Q, A (one pair, fours).
Outcome: Hero won t7300

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[DeadParrot]

Cracking movie on BBC2 at 11:50 for any of you interested

i is quite high
recommended?

[AndyFatBastard]

nice hand, actually had forgotten about the last longest already despite it only been ten minutes ago. fck. on 4,125 at the mo

EDIT: @ andyfb that was. nice hand ram!

Yeah no point fucking about with 11BBs. Piss or get off the pot this is.

[SatNav]

*********** # 1 **************
PokerStars Game #57516943129: Tournament #406011305, $10.00+$2.50+$1.00 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2011/02/12 2:05:00 WET [2011/02/11 21:05:00 ET]
Table '406011305 21' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Billion$Guy (4370 in chips)
Seat 2: mign (4100 in chips)
Seat 3: stackemhi (6735 in chips)
Seat 4: ugotme00 (1930 in chips)
Seat 5: ulli_mi780 (2300 in chips)
Seat 6: Elson Silva (2085 in chips)
Seat 7: kolayre87 (2365 in chips)
Seat 8: KingWith-Ace (3000 in chips)
Seat 9: tipperary101 (2600 in chips)
kolayre87: posts small blind 100
KingWith-Ace: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tipperary101 [Kc Th]
tipperary101: calls 200
Billion$Guy: folds
mign: calls 200
stackemhi: raises 200 to 400
ugotme00: folds
ulli_mi780: folds
Elson Silva: folds
kolayre87: calls 300
KingWith-Ace: calls 200
tipperary101: calls 200
mign: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [Jd Tc 6d]
kolayre87: checks
KingWith-Ace: checks
tipperary101: bets 2200 and is all-in
mign: raises 1500 to 3700 and is all-in
stackemhi: folds
kolayre87: calls 1965 and is all-in
KingWith-Ace: calls 2600 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1100) returned to mign
*** TURN *** [Jd Tc 6d] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Tc 6d 7s] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KingWith-Ace: shows [6c 6s] (three of a kind, Sixes)
mign: shows [8d Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
mign collected 800 from side pot-2
tipperary101: shows [Kc Th] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
mign collected 705 from side pot-1
kolayre87: shows [7h Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
mign collected 9860 from main pot
mign wins the $2.50 bounty for eliminating kolayre87
mign wins the $2.50 bounty for eliminating KingWith-Ace
mign wins the $2.50 bounty for eliminating tipperary101
KingWith-Ace finished the tournament in 751st place
tipperary101 finished the tournament in 752nd place
kolayre87 finished the tournament in 753rd place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11365 Main pot 9860. Side pot-1 705. Side pot-2 800. | Rake 0
Board [Jd Tc 6d 7s Kd]
Seat 1: Billion$Guy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: mign showed [8d Ad] and won (11365) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: stackemhi folded on the Flop
Seat 4: ugotme00 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ulli_mi780 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Elson Silva (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: kolayre87 (small blind) showed [7h Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sevens
Seat 8: KingWith-Ace (big blind) showed [6c 6s] and lost with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 9: tipperary101 showed [Kc Th] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens


well i didnt last long was i wrong here?

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[ArmaniJeans]

I don't want too but I am willing to go on a drunken rampage to bring back normality.

A few of 'em say you can't do it anymore, getting old.

[Ramiriquez]

*********** # 1 **************
PokerStars Game #57516943129: Tournament #406011305, $10.00+$2.50+$1.00 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2011/02/12 2:05:00 WET [2011/02/11 21:05:00 ET]
Table '406011305 21' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Billion$Guy (4370 in chips)
Seat 2: mign (4100 in chips)
Seat 3: stackemhi (6735 in chips)
Seat 4: ugotme00 (1930 in chips)
Seat 5: ulli_mi780 (2300 in chips)
Seat 6: Elson Silva (2085 in chips)
Seat 7: kolayre87 (2365 in chips)
Seat 8: KingWith-Ace (3000 in chips)
Seat 9: tipperary101 (2600 in chips)
kolayre87: posts small blind 100
KingWith-Ace: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tipperary101 [Kc Th]
tipperary101: calls 200
Billion$Guy: folds
mign: calls 200
stackemhi: raises 200 to 400
ugotme00: folds
ulli_mi780: folds
Elson Silva: folds
kolayre87: calls 300
KingWith-Ace: calls 200
tipperary101: calls 200
mign: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [Jd Tc 6d]
kolayre87: checks
KingWith-Ace: checks
tipperary101: bets 2200 and is all-in
mign: raises 1500 to 3700 and is all-in
stackemhi: folds
kolayre87: calls 1965 and is all-in
KingWith-Ace: calls 2600 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1100) returned to mign
*** TURN *** [Jd Tc 6d] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Tc 6d 7s] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KingWith-Ace: shows [6c 6s] (three of a kind, Sixes)
mign: shows [8d Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
mign collected 800 from side pot-2
tipperary101: shows [Kc Th] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
mign collected 705 from side pot-1
kolayre87: shows [7h Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
mign collected 9860 from main pot
mign wins the $2.50 bounty for eliminating kolayre87
mign wins the $2.50 bounty for eliminating KingWith-Ace
mign wins the $2.50 bounty for eliminating tipperary101
KingWith-Ace finished the tournament in 751st place
tipperary101 finished the tournament in 752nd place
kolayre87 finished the tournament in 753rd place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11365 Main pot 9860. Side pot-1 705. Side pot-2 800. | Rake 0
Board [Jd Tc 6d 7s Kd]
Seat 1: Billion$Guy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: mign showed [8d Ad] and won (11365) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: stackemhi folded on the Flop
Seat 4: ugotme00 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ulli_mi780 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Elson Silva (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: kolayre87 (small blind) showed [7h Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sevens
Seat 8: KingWith-Ace (big blind) showed [6c 6s] and lost with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 9: tipperary101 showed [Kc Th] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens


well i didnt last long was i wrong here?

fold pre for me

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[SatNav]

fold pre for me

im on blue lable vodka with 13 BB?

[Ramiriquez]

im on blue lable vodka with 13 BB?

lol, shortstack ninja FTW!

[SatNav]

BBV is bad these days.

why do you feel that way, i think its a very emotional week myself, which is quite cute in an odd way!!!!!!

[SatNav]

lol, shortstack ninja FTW!

ok im a better live player! not hectic at online!

[AndyFatBastard]

I have a feeling I'm gonna ship this badboy

PokerStars Game #57517378559: Tournament #406011305, $10.00+$2.50+$1.00 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2011/02/12 2:16:29 WET [2011/02/11 21:16:29 ET]
Table '406011305 17' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: AndyFB[Ars] (2245 in chips)
Seat 2: kingconklin (2375 in chips)
Seat 3: charruass. (7159 in chips)
Seat 5: Avtikh (2330 in chips)
Seat 6: ouwegrinder (7788 in chips)
Seat 7: blackmancy (14587 in chips)
Seat 8: pdjmetcalfe (6981 in chips)
Seat 9: subpar67 (2094 in chips)
AndyFB[Ars]: posts the ante 50
kingconklin: posts the ante 50
charruass.: posts the ante 50
Avtikh: posts the ante 50
ouwegrinder: posts the ante 50
blackmancy: posts the ante 50
pdjmetcalfe: posts the ante 50
subpar67: posts the ante 50
kingconklin: posts small blind 200
charruass.: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AndyFB[Ars] [Qd As]
Avtikh: folds
ouwegrinder: folds
blackmancy: folds
pdjmetcalfe: folds
heelsfan420 is connected
subpar67: raises 1644 to 2044 and is all-in
AndyFB[Ars]: raises 151 to 2195 and is all-in
kingconklin: folds
charruass.: calls 1795
*** FLOP *** [Tc 2c Ac]
*** TURN *** [Tc 2c Ac] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 2c Ac 9d] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
charruass.: shows [Qh Ah] (a pair of Aces)
AndyFB[Ars]: shows [Qd As] (a pair of Aces)
charruass. collected 151 from side pot
AndyFB[Ars] collected 151 from side pot
subpar67: shows [Ks 7c] (high card Ace)
charruass. collected 3366 from main pot
AndyFB[Ars] collected 3366 from main pot
charruass., AndyFB[Ars] split the $2.50 bounty for eliminating subpar67
subpar67 finished the tournament in 617th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7034 Main pot 6732. Side pot 302. | Rake 0
Board [Tc 2c Ac 9d 6s]
Seat 1: AndyFB[Ars] (button) showed [Qd As] and won (3517) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: kingconklin (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: charruass. (big blind) showed [Qh Ah] and won (3517) with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: Avtikh folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ouwegrinder folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: blackmancy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: pdjmetcalfe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: subpar67 showed [Ks 7c] and lost with high card Ace

[SatNav]

fcker next to me keeps on going allin

that was probably me

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[DeadParrot]

Dude,however bad things must be,talking to yourself is not gonna help.

not enough love in the world.
It's shit like this that makes me love the shit outta this place.
Fuck poker, fuck pissing away your rent money on a saturday night to a locked loon calling off every penny in your pocket with a gutshot.
This place makes me realise I am not alone in the world with a slightly and at sometimes perverse worldview.
wow, that sounds a bit gay....fuck it I'll ban ya if you dont like it

[CHDad]

A few of 'em say you can't do it anymore, getting old.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXO3gKfOUN8[/ame]

@ CHD did that arrest ever come back to haunt you, or did they just let it go?

Adult caution. The sergeant told me its like a game of poker and I got a bad beat, should have wasted the caution on throwing a brick through a window... Still shocked I was told that.

[AndyFatBastard]

you mean apart from the fact that i'm on 7.5k in chips?!

That's what? 4BBs?


Edit: I'll see you on the FT

[Ramiriquez]

time for a double up methinks, also, I dislike Banshee Bones

[SatNav]

not enough love in the world.
It's shit like this that makes me love the shit outta this place.
Fuck poker, fuck pissing away your rent money on a saturday night to a locked loon calling off every penny in your pocket with a gutshot.
This place makes me realise I am not alone in the world with a slightly and at sometimes perverse worldview.
wow, that sounds a bit gay....fuck it I'll ban ya if you dont like it

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh8X9H3dLUY"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh8X9H3dLUY[/ame]

[CHDad]

why do you feel that way, i think its a very emotional week myself, which is quite cute in an odd way!!!!!!

Dunno, but it is prob no coincidence that the wimminz are posting alot more and diets became a topic. Might, just maybe, be your fault.

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[SatNav]

time for a double up methinks, also, I dislike Banshee Bones

[Ramiriquez]

bah, my 9 BB 77 shove amazingly not called

[SatNav]

Dunno, but it is prob no coincidence that the wimminz are posting alot more and diets became a topic. Might, just maybe, be your fault.

we are all prob premenstrual which leads us to talk of diets and emotions

[CHDad]

My local spar had 12 packs of Banshee bones on sale for €1.50.

Use you real account.

[DeadParrot]

Lol


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 6.5 Tournament, 25/50 Blinds (8 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

SB (t1455)
Hero (BB) (t1470)
UTG (t1770)
UTG+1 (t1830)
MP1 (t2635)
MP2 (t1390)
CO (t1380)
Button (t1570)

Hero's M: 19.60

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7, 3
3 folds, MP2 calls t50, 1 fold, Button calls t50, 1 fold, Hero checks

Flop: (t175) 7, 7, 6 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets t100, 1 fold, Hero calls t100

Turn: (t375) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets t150, Hero raises to t400, MP2 raises to t1240 (All-In), Hero calls t840

River: (t2855) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t2855

Results:
Hero had 7, 3 (full house, sevens over threes).
MP2 had A, A (two pair, Aces and sevens).
Outcome: Hero won t2855

it's a pit you cannot do this online

Problem?

[CHDad]

we are all prob premenstrual which leads us to talk of diets and emotions

Exactly, feck off to boards.ie


Please bite

[SatNav]

omg jedward for the eurovision!!! just watching it now lol, deffo contenders!!!

[Ramiriquez]

Got 2nd bounty but lost 1k in chips in the process, don't know how to feel


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 13.5 Tournament, 400/800 Blinds 75 Ante (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG+1 (t17024)
MP1 (t2260)
MP2 (t2850)
MP3 (t20177)
Hero (CO) (t5325)
Button (t13675)
SB (t18835)
BB (t1625)
UTG (t5150)

Hero's M: 2.84

Preflop: Hero is CO with 10, A
2 folds, MP1 bets t2185 (All-In), 2 folds, Hero raises to t5250 (All-In), 2 folds, BB calls t750 (All-In)

Flop: (t6995) 8, 3, 8 (3 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: (t6995) 5 (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: (t6995) A (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: t6995

Results:
BB had A, 8 (full house, eights over Aces).
MP1 had 9, Q (one pair, eights).
Hero had 10, A (two pair, Aces and eights).
Outcome: BB won t5725, Hero won t1270

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[AndyFatBastard]

btw andy - was chatting to a mate when I was up near Sheffield with the brother going rock climbing. (you're living in Sheffield, yeah?). The lad was shimeying up the rock like a mad thing, but had apparently spent the previous down a dark alleyway in Sheffield injecting crack cocaine. Don't want to diss my brother's pals; but that's kind of weird, yeah? He was saying that you just walk down the street and it's there for the taking.

Wouldn't surprise me. Sheffields a really fucking odd place. Rich, poor, junkie, drama queen, muso, arty type, student, hard worker, upper class twit, normal types all jammed into one spot fiercely pretending to each other that they're completely the same. You could get away with anything here as long as you could maintain a straight face while doing it. It's fucked up.

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[Ramiriquez]

BOOM!



PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 13.5 Tournament, 500/1000 Blinds 100 Ante (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

SB (t14174)
BB (t10071)
UTG (t6600)
UTG+1 (t19927)
Hero (MP1) (t4160)
MP2 (t13425)
MP3 (t13185)
CO (t5150)
Button (t10400)

Hero's M: 1.73

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 5, 5
2 folds, Hero bets t4060 (All-In), 1 fold, MP3 raises to t13085 (All-In), 2 folds, SB raises to t14074 (All-In), 1 fold

Flop: (t32130) 3, 2, 6 (3 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: (t32130) 4 (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: (t32130) K (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: t32130

Results:
SB had Q, A (high card, Ace).
Hero had 5, 5 (straight, six high).
MP3 had Q, A (high card, Ace).
Outcome: SB won t9025, Hero won t14080, MP3 won t9025

[AndyFatBastard]

@ Andy - will ship you the cash tomorrow! (gone)

Fuckityballs, you beat me by about 3 seconds. I had my 66 cracked by QQ, then got them in with A8 vs A4 and QJ. Obv the QJ won.

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[Ramiriquez]

Fuckityballs, you beat me by about 3 seconds. I had my 66 cracked by QQ, then got them in with A8 vs A4 and QJ. Obv the QJ won.

Should've got in on the LL myself, will ship it instead

[Ramiriquez]

blinds are ridic at this stage

I have 10!

[SatNav]

Exactly, feck off to boards.ie


Please bite

ah ya love us really!!!

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[DeadParrot]

Right,well I have a heavy Karaoke session on tomorrow night so I'm hitting the hay.Night.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok6TL1jYfGE[/ame]

[CHDad]

You're a cretin.

Fight you for your shoes?

ah ya love us really!!!

Yeah!1!!!1!!

No.

[SatNav]

Fight you for your shoes?


Yeah!1!!!1!!

No.

completely lost sorry, what have shoes got to do with anything

[Ramiriquez]

completely lost sorry, what have shoes got to do with anything

top part aimed at Hank methinks, bottom at yourself

fold to the money or go FTW???

[CHDad]

completely lost sorry, what have shoes got to do with anything

Blonde?

[tipp86]

My local spar had 12 packets of Banshee bones on sale for €1.50.

Im hooked to them im currently paying $1 a pack but worth every penny after been stuck on pringles & barbecue Lays for 2.5 months.

[SatNav]

Blonde?

yep im fairly bleached lol

[SatNav]

so funny trying to imagine what people look like from their posts here on IPB!!!

i know a few to see but not many!

[DeadParrot]

edit:
ok that's it mixing 3 memes at once and failing to get any of them right means no more posting for me
fuck this shit I'm watchign batman

[Ramiriquez]

so funny trying to imagine what people look like from their posts here on IPB!!!

i know a few to see but not many!

FB stalkaments

[SatNav]

FB stalkaments

are we friends on FB ???