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**Starvin Marvin** · 30-04-11, 15:01

Originally posted by Maloney View Post

Agree about Higgins should never being allowed lift a cue again, y hate on Judd? Emo? Lol cause he has long hair get a gripe the lads a very very good player.

Just take a look at him, has a face you want to kick repeatedly.

Cant believe people are watching anything other than snooker.

**The Situation** · 30-04-11, 15:01

What's with the hate for Trump? Apart from having hair like a lesbian, he's been by far the most exciting player in this years championship, rarely ever turns down a potting opportunity and has potted some unbelievable ones over the past few weeks. Not his fault he's had a bit of run good.

Ding is an emotionless robot.

**ghostface** · 30-04-11, 15:03

BOOM

**Angry-Ball** · 30-04-11, 15:03

rugby link please

**Strewelpeter** · 30-04-11, 15:04

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**Starvin Marvin** · 30-04-11, 15:07

Originally posted by The Situation View Post

What's with the hate for Trump? Apart from having hair like a lesbian, he's been by far the most exciting player in this years championship, rarely ever turns down a potting oppertunity and has potted some unbelievable ones over the past few weeks. Not his fault he's had a bit of run good.

Ding is an emotionless robot.

His hair.
His face.
His bent dickybow thing.
Too much of a lucky mofo.

Hendry and Davis were also emotionless robots, thats how we like our snooker players.

**Maloney** · 30-04-11, 15:07

Originally posted by Starvin Marvin View Post

Just take a look at him, has a face you want to kick repeatedly

Ehh ok? if u were to kick every person repeatedly in the face u didn't like the look of.

SPOILER

**Starvin Marvin** · 30-04-11, 15:10

Originally posted by Maloney View Post

Ehh ok? if u were to kick every person repeatedly in the face u didn't like the look of.

SPOILER

Ted is one of my heroes.

**The Situation** · 30-04-11, 15:11

Originally posted by Starvin Marvin View Post

His hair.
His face.
His bent dickybow thing.
Too much of a lucky mofo.

Hendry and Davis were also emotionless robots, thats how we like our snooker players.

Gimme a Jimmy, Hurricane or a Ronnie any day of the week. Although the balance is important

**rounders123** · 30-04-11, 15:12

Originally posted by Angry-Ball View Post

yeah i have been on a few of these, the amt of english knobs is fucking brutal. as for the towel thrown on the sun loungers, just go down and pick the best spot then take their towels and carefully fuck them on the ground behind the sunloungers beside you, this usually tends to throw the blame onto some other crowd

if that dosn't work and they challenge you just calmly point to the sign that says "no booking of sun loungers under any circumstance" which basically means that if your arse isn't on it, it isn't yours.

the first package holiday i went on was to costa dorado a few years back the wife got a good deal on a self catering package, turns out it was a crappy 2/3* joint. the long and short of it was it was shit, the hotel was shit, the pool was shit, the apartment was shit , the people that were staying there were shit, the staff were shit, everthing about it was shit. so when the wife approached me the following year about going on another package holiday i nearly blew a fuse. but she perservered and eventually i gave in on the condition that i pick the joint. so now the minimum criteria for the package holiday is. we must be able to fly from cork, it must have kids clubs and activitys for kids to keep them occupied while i relax, it must have decent rooms and decent bed, it must have a decent pool, and finally and most importantly i want to be surrounded by people with a certain level of intelligence and not complete gimps, i find setting you search filters to 4 + 5* achieves these basic requirements. it is still a package holiday and there is going to be that shitty/cheap feel to it no matter what, but at the end of the day (well for me anyhow) its a holiday for the kids.
in a few more years the kids won't want to be bothered holidaying with us anymore (uncool parents) and we can get back to doing proper holidays.

'Sack the cow'
(Rogue Trader)

**DeadParrot** · 30-04-11, 15:15

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**rounders123** · 30-04-11, 15:19

Originally posted by The Situation View Post

What's with the hate for Trump? Apart from having hair like a lesbian, he's been by far the most exciting player in this years championship, rarely ever turns down a potting opportunity and has potted some unbelievable ones over the past few weeks. Not his fault he's had a bit of run good.

Ding is an emotionless robot.

My own is petty in that whenever i backed Trump in a qualifier he'd lose to billy no name with poor recent form and whenever i'd do someone decent to beat him him in a last leg qualifier like Cope he'd do Cope.
I have Ding against him now so lets see how this pans out.

**Denny Crane** · 30-04-11, 15:25

A thread on 2p2 has me really wanting a chinese buffet, never been to one in Dublin, thought I remembered someone doing a review in the bbv but can't find it. Is there even a good one available at this time?

**Teddie** · 30-04-11, 15:26

Originally posted by Maloney View Post

Agree about Higgins should never being allowed lift a cue again, y hate on Judd? Emo? Lol cause he has long hair get a gripe the lads a very very good player.

It's not long, it's more stupid. Starvin summed it up, there is something very punchable about the chap. Even his family/brother looks like a tool.

edit: Not denying the guy is excellent at snooker, definitely is but I just can't stand him.

**Strewelpeter** · 30-04-11, 15:26

From the Facebook of a 12 year old boy I know

If you rearrange the letters of KATE Middleton you get "Naked Tit Model" hahahahahahah :L

**Denny Crane** · 30-04-11, 15:29

Originally posted by Strewelpeter View Post

From the Facebook of a 12 year old boy I know

**Iago** · 30-04-11, 15:30

Originally posted by Denny Crane View Post

FYP

**DeadParrot** · 30-04-11, 15:32

Originally posted by Denny Crane View Post

A thread on 2p2 has me really wanting a chinese buffet, never been to one in Dublin, thought I remembered someone doing a review in the bbv of the ones available but can't find it. Is there even one available at this time?

princess' garden lucan is ok

**Bubbleking** · 30-04-11, 15:33

Lazare unless u want 2 bang the box off a variety of jordie skanks while having a lucky dip on what std youl get dont go on a package hol

**Lazare** · 30-04-11, 15:40

Nobody attempting my poker brain teaser then?

**Strewelpeter** · 30-04-11, 15:41

Originally posted by Lazare View Post

Nobody attempting my poker brain teaser then?

You posted the answers with it didn't you?

**Lazare** · 30-04-11, 15:43

Originally posted by Strewelpeter View Post

You posted the answers with it didn't you?

No, I just laid out a way to answer here.

edit, just looked at the post again, I probably could've been clearer

**Strewelpeter** · 30-04-11, 15:50

Awesome performance, great game

**The Situation** · 30-04-11, 15:50

Epic Snooker. Some bottle from Judd

**KevIRL** · 30-04-11, 15:51

Originally posted by Strewelpeter View Post

Awesome performance, great game

Not over yet though. Finish it pls Leinster

**Teddie** · 30-04-11, 15:52

Only seen the last 10 minutes of the leinster match, some clear obstruction/pushing by leinster players off the ball being missed by pearson.

**Bubbleking** · 30-04-11, 15:54

Originally posted by The Situation View Post

Epic Snooker. Some bottle from Judd

Theres snooker on?

**rounders123** · 30-04-11, 15:55

Originally posted by Denny Crane View Post

A thread on 2p2 has me really wanting a chinese buffet, never been to one in Dublin, thought I remembered someone doing a review in the bbv but can't find it. Is there even a good one available at this time?

Although they are no frills theres two good ones, one on Abbey st called the 'Full House' and an even cheaper one on Middle Abbey St. i dont now the name of but at the intersection there st middle abbey st across from the Gin Palace around the corner2 doors up from the japanese food place.
The 330ml cobra/tiger beer is the rake.

The best one ive been to is the one in Applewood Village Swords in where theres menus, table cloths and waiting service. Last time i was there with friends we filled up on starters only and kept going till full as mains are only more bulk rice filled less glamorous versions of starters.

**Lord Sir Banter** · 30-04-11, 16:02

Originally posted by Lazare View Post

Got in late last night from Tenerife and there was a hand written note on the floor saying to contact a detective Garda at the Bridewell.

I was mystified but it was too late to call, figured it must've been about that petrol robbery I witnessed last month.

Called him there and he tells me he stopped me on Capel st in 2004 and asked me to produce my insurance which I never did. I moved house in 2004 and a fine was sent to my old apartment (which I sold to a Guard incidently), obv the fine was never paid and a summons was sent to the same address.

In 2005 the court issued a bench warrant for my arrest

, if I had gotten into any trouble since I would've been locked up immediately.

I've to go in on Tues and get arrested and go straight to court where the detective said he'll have it quashed as it's so old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju1q98NMxkU

Cool story bro.
Baked you a cake:

Originally posted by Lazare View Post

Tenerife trip report.

I know what you're thinking, GTFO with your package holiday trip report you moron, who cares? However, I felt there's a few tales worth regaling.

The last time I was on a package holiday about seven years ago when my Mam booked for us all to go to Tunisia I swore I would never go on one again. The bus journey to the airport was spent listening to some dozy blonde bint called 'Sherwolll' (Cheryl) or something explaining in a really slow voice how to get on a plane... 'Now, when you get to the t-e-r-m-i-n-a-l, you will be asked for your p-a-s-s-p-o-r-t, then you will have to go to the b-o-a-r-d-i-n-g gate, from there you will be able to get on your p-l-a-n-e' etc etc, like she's talking to complete retards. So patronising.

Had the exact same experience, it's protocol, except I was in Portugal.

Originally posted by Denny Crane View Post

A thread on 2p2 has me really wanting a chinese buffet, never been to one in Dublin, thought I remembered someone doing a review in the bbv but can't find it. Is there even a good one available at this time?

I hear good things about Jimmy Chungs on the Quays. They have a few outlets in Scotland and one here.

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http://www.jimmychungs.com/locate/loc_main.htm

**daire** · 30-04-11, 16:04

Strauss is sick good.

Adorable too in an oversize baby sort of way

**Starvin Marvin** · 30-04-11, 16:05

Ding twitched the last two frames now, should be about to be finishing it off, fml.

**tylerdurden94** · 30-04-11, 16:06

Originally posted by Denny Crane View Post

A thread on 2p2 has me really wanting a chinese buffet, never been to one in Dublin, thought I remembered someone doing a review in the bbv but can't find it. Is there even a good one available at this time?

Originally posted by rounders123 View Post

Although they are no frills theres two good ones, one on Abbey st called the 'Full House' and an even cheaper one on Middle Abbey St. i dont now the name of but at the intersection there st middle abbey st across from the Gin Palace around the corner2 doors up from the japanese food place.
The 330ml cobra/tiger beer is the rake.

The best one ive been to is the one in Applewood Village Swords in where theres menus, table cloths and waiting service. Last time i was there with friends we filled up on starters only and kept going till full as mains are only more bulk rice filled less glamorous versions of starters.

I see Rounders got there first, the man is on the trolley

**Strewelpeter** · 30-04-11, 16:07

Jamie Heaslip What a Legend!

**KevIRL** · 30-04-11, 16:11

Pisses all over the CL semi finals from a height.

HOLD!

**KevIRL** · 30-04-11, 16:14

VFWP Leinster.

Now COYS

**Strewelpeter** · 30-04-11, 16:15

How do you pick a MOTM here?
I guess you can start by cutting out the 7 or 8 genuine contenders from Toulouse.

Probably Heaslip, two great moments at either end.

**Bubbleking** · 30-04-11, 16:17

Big thanks to john o shea for his tip in the racing post ~ i owe ya a pint

**Maloney** · 30-04-11, 16:20

Originally posted by Bubbleking View Post

Big thanks to john o shea for his tip in the racing post ~ i owe ya a pint

what was the tip?

**Angry-Ball** · 30-04-11, 16:22

Originally posted by Bubbleking View Post

Big thanks to john o shea for his tip in the racing post ~ i owe ya a pint

why didn't you stick it up here?
why!
WHY!
WHY!
????????????

**Teddie** · 30-04-11, 16:24

ugh horrible sports day.

**Starvin Marvin** · 30-04-11, 16:25

Ding twitched the shit out of that game, Trump should have never won that match.

**Strewelpeter** · 30-04-11, 16:26

Trumps hair is not nearly as bad as that gimp at the poker last week.

**Bubbleking** · 30-04-11, 16:26

D

Originally posted by Angry-Ball View Post

why didn't you stick it up here?
why!
WHY!
WHY!
????????????

I never post 2nd hand tips. In fairness i post a fair few on gaa. Tip was leinster to win by les than 12 at 6/4

**Lazare** · 30-04-11, 16:27

Originally posted by Ace View Post

Sure there is an omaha tournament on some small site that has €2k guarantee and only get around 40 runners evernite - for a €10 FO... sick value.

Originally posted by Bubbleking View Post

Big thanks to john o shea for his tip in the racing post ~ i owe ya a pint

Bannings plz mods, no community spirit.

**The Situation** · 30-04-11, 16:28

Originally posted by Starvin Marvin View Post

Ding twitched the shit out of that game, Trump should have never won that match.

Ha go drink some more of your haterade!

**Starvin Marvin** · 30-04-11, 16:31

Originally posted by The Situation View Post

Ha go drink some more of your haterade!

Clearly had the run of the balls, goes for ridiculous pots way too often.

Higgins will rape him in the final.

**Guest** · 30-04-11, 16:31

aftertime alert

Did a €5 First Goal trixie today
& 3 singles

Got two up, not sure if happy or sad (will have to watch the highlights tonight to see how many sitters the other fella missed before I decide

)

still, nice to get home from the gym to find an extra few €100 sitting in the account

**Lord Sir Banter** · 30-04-11, 16:32

Hoping Torres doesn't score in the first 9:59 of this game or I'm out $50.

**Maloney** · 30-04-11, 16:34

Wp Judd imo super player hope he win's it now.

**Starvin Marvin** · 30-04-11, 16:35

Hate Maloney so much.

**NoRiverRequired** · 30-04-11, 16:36

Lobbed 20 yoyos on a powers special @ 11/2

Frankel to win by more than 2 lenghts
Leinster to score 2 tries or more
Chelsea to score 2 or more

Spurs to win 3-2 would be just the job

**Teddie** · 30-04-11, 16:37

Great, another two days of watching Judds stupid brother and boyfriend on bbc. Can't wait.

**Lazare** · 30-04-11, 16:37

Originally posted by Lazare View Post

Bannings plz mods, no community spirit.

Donal's post annoyed me so much I decided to try find out the name of this small site .

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**Bubbleking** · 30-04-11, 16:39

Just switched over to chelsea v spurs - man its so boring compared to the rugby

**Lord Sir Banter** · 30-04-11, 16:43

**Zod** · 30-04-11, 16:44

lol torres has a shot saved at 9.58

**careca** · 30-04-11, 16:44

Originally posted by NoRiverRequired View Post

Lobbed 20 yoyos on a powers special @ 11/2

Frankel to win by more than 2 lenghts
Leinster to score 2 tries or more
Chelsea to score 2 or more

Spurs to win 3-2 would be just the job

Saw that bet earlier and thought about it. Nice sweat now. GL.

Frankel was awesome today. Not my type of price but I was happy to just watch a performance like that. LOL at his pacemaker, couldn't even keep up with him for a furlong

**Lord Sir Banter** · 30-04-11, 16:45

Originally posted by Zod View Post

lol torres has a shot saved at 9.58

Shot from the sideline too, did think momentarily it would be 'funny' if it went in.

Easy game.

**chips1234** · 30-04-11, 16:51

cracking strike from sandro get in there

**Lord Sir Banter** · 30-04-11, 16:51

Useless Chelsea cunts. Cmon Chelseaz

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