Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[a-k-47]

unreal footage, god love them!.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B01vktb2bj4"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B01vktb2bj4[/ame]

[LuckyLloyd]

Ahhh, for the next two weeks, Football can go fuck itself. Lloyd is aware that you are on, but Lloyd don't care.

Tournament

NIT

As I note here each year, every game of the Tournament will be streamed in excellent quality for free by CBS. If anyone wishes to broaden their sporting horizons, you merely need to make a couple of clicks on your laptop and enjoy.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Must give it a whirl if I am awake.

[Four of a Kind]

unreal footage, god love them!.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B01vktb2bj4

Saw this today on the news. Scary stuff and it looks like something straight from a movie. Poor souls

[RoadSweeper]

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $630.92
CO: $298
BTN: $203
Hero (SB): $205.88
BB: $203

Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (SB)
3 folds, Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4

Flop: ($12) A 4 4 (2 Players)
Hero bets $8.96, BB raises to $28.47, Hero calls $19.51

Turn: ($68.94) 7 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BB bets $44.17, Hero calls $44.17

River: ($157.28) 6 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BB bets $124.36 and is All-In, Hero calls $124.36

Results: $406 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A A and LOST (-$202 NET)
BB showed 4 4 and WON $403 (+$202 NET)

[a-k-47]

that is sick

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[LTL]

Forgot the videos, loads more on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1oaP8FC7fU

Going to Ultra in Miami in a week and this has just got me so up for it, not gonna be able to sleep now.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Just remembered haven't paid the rent that was due 14 days ago, bollix. No money left either.

Have you not heard from the landlord? Strange.

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[Lord Sir Banter]

Party at Hitchhikers.

[Mellor]

Just checked out the Ultra line up Holy shit!! that's epic
I've seen a few already; mostly here in oz

Deadmau5 one of the only big names I haven't seem and I'll prob get him tick off next month

[RoadSweeper]

Party at Hitchhikers.

you mean

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[Four of a Kind]

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $630.92
CO: $298
BTN: $203
Hero (SB): $205.88
BB: $203

Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (SB)
3 folds, Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4

Flop: ($12) A 4 4 (2 Players)
Hero bets $8.96, BB raises to $28.47, Hero calls $19.51

Turn: ($68.94) 7 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BB bets $44.17, Hero calls $44.17

River: ($157.28) 6 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BB bets $124.36 and is All-In, Hero calls $124.36

Results: $406 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A A and LOST (-$202 NET)
BB showed 4 4 and WON $403 (+$202 NET)

Puke

[RoadSweeper]

Roadsweeper's conceptualisation does look a bit more realistic at the moment!

EDIT: lollers, didn't notice it was a hedgehog, thought you were more referring to the fairly humdrum nature of my current life, but guess you couldn't really know that. Maybe that's how those psychologists work with their 'what does this picture suggest to you?' thing.

Yea it was a cuddling hedgehog reference. I kinda see there is a bit of a lonely party theme going on in that image now. I'm sure Rigger will have some other image to portray this situation better.

[Lord Sir Banter]

[cardshark202]

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $630.92
CO: $298
BTN: $203
Hero (SB): $205.88
BB: $203

Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (SB)
3 folds, Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4

Flop: ($12) A 4 4 (2 Players)
Hero bets $8.96, BB raises to $28.47, Hero calls $19.51

Turn: ($68.94) 7 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BB bets $44.17, Hero calls $44.17

River: ($157.28) 6 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BB bets $124.36 and is All-In, Hero calls $124.36

Results: $406 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A A and LOST (-$202 NET)
BB showed 4 4 and WON $403 (+$202 NET)

Fold turn, he bet 44, pretty much told you his hand and yet you still couldn't fold.

[Mellor]

Winner

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[Lord Sir Banter]

Roadsweeper's conceptualisation does look a bit more realistic at the moment!

EDIT: lollers, didn't notice it was a hedgehog, thought you were more referring to the fairly humdrum nature of my current life, but guess you couldn't really know that. Maybe that's how those psychologists work with their 'what does this picture suggest to you?' thing.

Ok, take a look at these images and tell me the first thing that comes to mind.
And keep in mind, there are no wrong answers. Just speak freely.

1.


2.


3.


4.

[RoadSweeper]

Fold turn, he bet 44, pretty much told you his hand and yet you still couldn't fold.

I had an out on the turn. River was a misclick obv

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[Lord Sir Banter]

mmhmm, keep going.

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[Lord Sir Banter]

Non cooperative eh. Seems you have a lot to hide.

[RoadSweeper]

Two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says "I'll have some H20".
The second one says "I'll have some H2O too". Then he dies.

What kind of drink is H20?

[Lord Sir Banter]

Must be this:

[RoadSweeper]

dam you

[Lord Sir Banter]

[Lord Sir Banter]

are those images really meant to mean something?!

think i'll have to slink off to my crappy James Patterson book; a man who never met a reader he didn't want to dumb down.

His wiki makes for ...interesting reading.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Patterson

[CHDad]

[Lord Sir Banter]

[Theresa]

Sup cunts. This place works in work but its always so late at home when I get to post. Hows is everyone back in Ireland? Place still depressing? I must admit to getting somewhat homesick at times. Apparently my home town is like a ghost town though.

Reckon I'll be out here for the long haul if it keeps that way. Really depends. Considering studying over here but christ its expensive.

[Mellor]

Ok, take a look at these images and tell me the first thing that comes to mind.
And keep in mind, there are no wrong answers. Just speak freely.

1.


2.


3.


4.

1. Panda doing a star jump
2. Sparrow on esctacy
3. Two clowns high fiving
4. My soul

[Lord Sir Banter]

Apparently my home town is like a ghost town though.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Jesus wept.

[CHDad]

[AndyFatBastard]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTifdoKXoxM[/ame]

[davepoke/her]

CHDSHD are cooler than the average poster.

[CHDad]

CHDSHD are cooler than the average poster.

I have left my autograph on your profile

[davepoke/her]

I have left my autograph on your profile

OMG OMG

My first profile message.

[davepoke/her]

[Lord Sir Banter]

[Lord Sir Banter]

[davepoke/her]

We're just like these guys minus the dead one.

[Lord Sir Banter]

[CHDad]

[davepoke/her]

Bitch smacking, whore tapping, guinness drinking, fart stinking, coke snorting on monday morning WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Irish horsemen.

[CHDad]

Dave, if you had a wikipedia article about you what would it say.

[CHDad]

USA lost many lives on 9-11-01 and now Japan has lost more lives on 3-10-11. Add the 2 dates together and you get 12-21-12, which is the date the world is supposed to end, the date the Mayan calender runs out...

[Lord Sir Banter]

AMAZIng stuff.

The american dating system is just fucking retarded though. So no.

[davepoke/her]

Dave, if you had a wikipedia article about you what would it say.

[davepoke/her]

What are you guys gonna do with yourselfs when the world ends?

[Lord Sir Banter]

Chill.

Just before it ends, I'll be pressing F5 and waiting till the last second so I can post....

[CHDad]

What are you guys gonna do with yourselfs when the world ends?

Probably have to get a job and settle down.

[AndyFatBastard]

What are you guys gonna do with yourselfs when the world ends?

Post about it on the internet.

[Lord Sir Banter]

fyp

[CHDad]

fyp

ty

So, how are you?