I’d make a great politician for about a week. I would engage in immediate unparlimentary language and not just aimed at Minister Stagg. *(who can go fk himself) I would adopt the shoe throwing protest every time some mentioned the Water Protest or Sine Fein or just random shit I don’t like.
I would speak in a Michael Noonan accent and call everyone ceann comhairle , even in the Dail bar when supping beer on the everlasting tab and laughing about pricey Toner. Nice Joke ceann comhairle . I wouldn’t need a Kayroo vocab, I’d simply say Yada Yada Yada and echo whatever Sarah Meinerney was discussing on the radio/TV that week . She’ll eventually get the message and stop ignoring my tweets.
Dear Sarah
You said if I'd write you, you would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way:*I never knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're sayin' in your show
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
‘Cause I don't really got shit else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you ‘cause you tell it
My wifes jealous ‘cause I talk about you 24/7
I would speak in a Michael Noonan accent and call everyone ceann comhairle , even in the Dail bar when supping beer on the everlasting tab and laughing about pricey Toner. Nice Joke ceann comhairle . I wouldn’t need a Kayroo vocab, I’d simply say Yada Yada Yada and echo whatever Sarah Meinerney was discussing on the radio/TV that week . She’ll eventually get the message and stop ignoring my tweets.
Dear Sarah
You said if I'd write you, you would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way:*I never knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're sayin' in your show
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
‘Cause I don't really got shit else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you ‘cause you tell it
My wifes jealous ‘cause I talk about you 24/7
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