Bad beat/Moaning/Venting thread - Mammy told me not to come.

[Guest]

Got my hair cut by a Thai transexual earlier today. Only punter in the shop. She didn't know what the statutory Irish hair cut was 3 on the side bit off the top. She said 3 all over?. No 3 around the sides and back and a sissors for the top and blend it in. The blend it comment in had no resonance but I was buckeled up at this stage so turning back wasn't an option. Much like James Wattana she was entirely inscrutable. I was bug eyed on watch throughout in case she gave me a step or something but managed to land it on a narrow runway. Job well done and even left a tip which was taken with equal inscrutability which made me regret leaving a tip.

Me so silly me Bwake you kockk.Not a racist.

[Solksjaer!]

Mickey D looking very happy

Hope he swings it better than Waterford did today.


*Meant this in answer to Kevs ban hammer post

[Lazare]

Hope he swings it better than Waterford did today.

Did little man enjoy the car wash?

[Solksjaer!]

Did little man enjoy the car wash?

Face down against the seat wahhhh Wahhh. Need another go next week. His morbid fascination goes on. The other kid would ask for more car washes even when there are no more.

[Guest]

Who got the rte man of the match ?

[dobby]

Who got the rte man of the match ?

Won't be announced until the sunday game later. Always a presentation to the player at the hotel

[Raoul Duke III]

Got my hair cut by a Thai transexual earlier today. Only punter in the shop. She didn't know what the statutory Irish hair cut was 3 on the side bit off the top. She said 3 all over?. No 3 around the sides and back and a sissors for the top and blend it in. The blend it comment in had no resonance but I was buckeled up at this stage so turning back wasn't an option. Much like James Wattana she was entirely inscrutable. I was bug eyed on watch throughout in case she gave me a step or something but managed to land it on a narrow runway. Job well done and even left a tip which was taken with equal inscrutability which made me regret leaving a tip.

Did you ask her how to play KT sooooted?

[premierstone]

Who got the rte man of the match ?

Announced on Sunday game, Marty Morrissey will pick Austin Gleeson!

[rounders123]

Did you ask her how to play KT sooooted?

She said something early on about hurl, big hurl game. I said that's right big day today and named the finalists. Like I said nothing she said Cork. I said no Galway and Waterford which was not remarked upon. Then this phillipino guy with a massive crop of hair that would make Doke look like a skin head came in and at times rose from his seat to show her pictures on his mobile phone. I couldn't get a read at all, she stayed stoney faced upon looking at the phone.

[Jibzzzz]

Do I have a sweat on Joe Canning MOTM? I don't think so but no one really stood out for it IMO.

[dobby]

Announced on Sunday game, Marty Morrissey will pick Austin Gleeson!

Be daylight robbery if he gets it

[Solksjaer!]

Canning just needed to be in the top 5 to get MOTM in my view. In the bag

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[darwinatemyhamster]

Be daylight robbery if he gets it

He was taking the piss dude

[darwinatemyhamster]

Do I have a sweat on Joe Canning MOTM? I don't think so but no one really stood out for it IMO.

In with a great shout I'd say, they'll only be looking for an excuse to give it to him and there are no blatently obvious outstanding contenders.

If I could back him now, I would, gl!

[Guest]

Wonder how many rapes this prevented

https://youtu.be/9h2c5v8IZNA

Jesus this vids even worse,the lads all having bantz while Simon young spits lines about children being defiled.simpler times

https://youtu.be/88T7PkvUABU

[mdoug]

Have emailed croke park now, but just in case on the off chance they can't help. Where can i get a programme from today? Friend had one earlier but dropped/lost it and are gone home now. Hoping croker delivers but BBV owes needs to if not

[Solksjaer!]

[hotspur]

Got a bit of Electric Picnic on TV and really liked the sound of The xx's music.

[oleras]

Have emailed croke park now, but just in case on the off chance they can't help. Where can i get a programme from today? Friend had one earlier but dropped/lost it and are gone home now. Hoping croker delivers but BBV owes needs to if not

Ebay.

http://www.ebay.ie/itm/All-Ireland-Hurling-Final-2017-Galway-V-Waterford-/282637219395?hash=item41ce7db643:g:ekcAAOSwDQJZrGaS

[Jibzzzz]

Ah well.

[Strewelpeter]

Got a bit of Electric Picnic on TV and really liked the sound of The xx's music.

I've enjoyed them but the Indian music prom on bbc4 is awesomer

[KevIRL]

Have emailed croke park now, but just in case on the off chance they can't help. Where can i get a programme from today? Friend had one earlier but dropped/lost it and are gone home now. Hoping croker delivers but BBV owes needs to if not

Pretty sure I have access to a spare one. Let me check tomorrow and get back to you.

[KevIRL]

Hurt.

Best team won, but.

Hurt.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Got my hair cut by a Thai transexual earlier today. Only punter in the shop. She didn't know what the statutory Irish hair cut was 3 on the side bit off the top. She said 3 all over?. No 3 around the sides and back and a sissors for the top and blend it in. The blend it comment in had no resonance but I was buckeled up at this stage so turning back wasn't an option. Much like James Wattana she was entirely inscrutable. I was bug eyed on watch throughout in case she gave me a step or something but managed to land it on a narrow runway. Job well done and even left a tip which was taken with equal inscrutability which made me regret leaving a tip.

Did she rub her boobs on your head at the end though.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Is it only this and 9/11 that are "remember where you were" events during our time (Elvis for some of our older folks?)

The big bang for SP wha?!
Ancient.

[SatNav]

Thank me later.....


Official Trailer

http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi1748678937

[AndyFatBastard]

[6starpool]

Terrible idea. Hard to watch telly with a newborn around.

[ionapaul]

Terrible idea. Hard to watch telly with a newborn around.

How's everything going for you guys in this regard Dom? Settling in to a routine, etc...?

[6starpool]

How's everything going for you guys in this regard Dom? Settling in to a routine, etc...?

Generally good. I'd love 8 hours unbroken sleep though. He's pretty good at night though for his age, so hopefully in a few weeks will be sleeping for a good stretch at night. I prefer to be at home the whole time, but sadly economic reality won't allow this. After looking after 1, I don't know how the likes of the Dices coped with twin newborns and another young child.

[Dice75]

Gin

[ArmaniJeans]

William and Katie going to have a third soon according to the news, all under 5 years old. Will be tough for them to cope.

[6starpool]

Gin

I haven't had a drop of alcohol in about 2 months, very little this year. Last time I was actually drunk was probably Paddys day.

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[Solksjaer!]

Generally good. I'd love 8 hours unbroken sleep though. He's pretty good at night though for his age, so hopefully in a few weeks will be sleeping for a good stretch at night. I prefer to be at home the whole time, but sadly economic reality won't allow this. After looking after 1, I don't know how the likes of the Dices coped with twin newborns and another young child.

It’s like a hike when you’ve a blister at the start already, the scenery takes your mind off the pain and you eventually get used to it.

You still hobble and grimace and complain sometimes, but you are a hiker so get on with the hike. Or perhaps you are not a hiker,
in which case the scenery is of no consolation to you. In which case one hike is enough.

[Denny Crane]

I was at a mate's house party the night she died, we were all off our faces. Someone came up with the line 'Dodi didn't die with Di did he?' and we all spent hours saying that and laughing, because, as I said, we were off our face.

Myself and three others were heading to LA the next morning for the holiday of a lifetime.

Watched a bit of the funeral at about 4am in the maddest house party in Hollywood, vague memories of how we ended up at it but man it was the maddest bunch of people I've ever shared space with. Gang bangers with nitrous oxide tanks, New York stock brokers, hippies in their sixties, you name it.

People say you never forget where you were at the time, damn right.

I remember just being irritated because my usual line up of Sunday cartoons was replaced by rolling news coverage

[Raoul Duke III]

Disney ended up as €1,500 all in for the three days. Genuinely don't think I've ever spent that amount of money that well before. Such a phenomenal place. If you're on the fence about whether it's crass commercialisation of idealistic fantasies designed by a nazi worshipper or a magical wonderland then jump straight onto the magic train and choo-choo your way on an unforgettable adventure.

"Sucking Satan's cock" as Bill Hicks would say

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[Trippie]

Haven't drank or been out past 10 for almost a month now, just been working away. We beat a rival pretty easily on saturday and there was a seafood festival on in town that everyone was going to so i said I would go, by about 9.30 i had first beer bought for me, by 11pm I recognised my neighbour at it who is this attractive single lady who i've not spoken to. Went back to talking about etc rugby and then I get home around 2am.

I texted my misses a little bit, then went to sleep or so I thought. at well after 3am i found myself outside my patio door in my boxers and a tshirt going to bring in my basil plant as it was cold, the sliding patio door closed behind me and i got locked out. i tried and tried to open doors, then ran around to front, buzzed every apartment in the complex until someone let me in. ended up trying to sleep on the floor next to my apartment door. Eventually i heard the neighbour moving around in her apartment so i knocked on her door. explained the situation and she let me use her phone, im standing in middle of random persons apartment in my boxers badly needing to take a shit while waiting for the person with the spare key to arrive.

I missed the team bus to the away game close to munich and it turned out while i was in her apartment he had already gone to my place, checked for me and was worried so started calling around everywhere for me. After I called he had to turn back and come to let me in. Absolute disaster of a night

[Strewelpeter]

That's your story and you're sticking to it

[Raoul Duke III]

That's your story and you're sticking to it

The 'badly needing to take a shit' sealed it for me.

[newbie2]

..I'd love 8 hours unbroken sleep though....

Never.
Happening.
Again.



Ever.

[ionapaul]

Never.
Happening.
Again.



Ever.

Might be a consequence of just getting older though, right? At the grand old age of 41 I find it harder than ever to lie in or get 8 hours unbroken sleep. I wake, go back to sleep, get up earlier than I used to; feels like a pretty natural evolution in my own life, not sure if anyone else has experienced the same.

[Trippie]

That's your story and you're sticking to it

No, i was running madly around the neighbourhood at 6am in my underwear before shitting on the side of the road like a proper homeless man

[Solksjaer!]

Reminds me of the time they spotted the Kangaroo on the M50 .


Turned out to be a greyhound taking a shit. Like a proper homeless greyhound

[MrsFlushdraw]

Never.
Happening.
Again.



Ever.

That is not true

Been years since I had to get up with a kid through the night. Aimee is 7 and apart from a few times she had night terrors, she slept through from about 15 months every night and not waking for a thing.

Now I am not saying I always get 8 hours sleep, the bloody heat here wakes me lol. Roll on cooler weather

[6starpool]

Might be a consequence of just getting older though, right? At the grand old age of 41 I find it harder than ever to lie in or get 8 hours unbroken sleep. I wake, go back to sleep, get up earlier than I used to; feels like a pretty natural evolution in my own life, not sure if anyone else has experienced the same.

Given a weekend to myself, I think I'd stretch to 12 hours sleep until midday for a couple of days, even without drinking.

Once she's allowed to drive again though in a week or so, she'll take visits down to her parents, so I'll be more able to test the theory. Knowing me though, I'll manage to procrastinate enough to still only get 6 hours before my work alarm goes off.

[DeadParrot]

I texted my misses a little bit, then went to sleep or so I thought. at well after 3am i found myself outside my patio door in my boxers and a tshirt going to bring in my basil plant as it was cold, the sliding patio door closed behind me and i got locked out.

nothing worse, we've all been there

[gorrrr72]

Haven't drank or been out past 10 for almost a month now, just been working away. We beat a rival pretty easily on saturday and there was a seafood festival on in town that everyone was going to so i said I would go, by about 9.30 i had first beer bought for me, by 11pm I recognised my neighbour at it who is this attractive single lady who i've not spoken to. Went back to talking about etc rugby and then I get home around 2am.

I texted my misses a little bit, then went to sleep or so I thought. at well after 3am i found myself outside my patio door in my boxers and a tshirt going to bring in my basil plant as it was cold, the sliding patio door closed behind me and i got locked out. i tried and tried to open doors, then ran around to front, buzzed every apartment in the complex until someone let me in. ended up trying to sleep on the floor next to my apartment door. Eventually i heard the neighbour moving around in her apartment so i knocked on her door. explained the situation and she let me use her phone, im standing in middle of random persons apartment in my boxers badly needing to take a shit while waiting for the person with the spare key to arrive.

I missed the team bus to the away game close to munich and it turned out while i was in her apartment he had already gone to my place, checked for me and was worried so started calling around everywhere for me. After I called he had to turn back and come to let me in. Absolute disaster of a night

How is the plant?

[Strewelpeter]

UCL by loads

[ArmaniJeans]

UCL by loads

Better team lost I think.

[careca]

UCL by loads

They got going too late. Poor parr -reid looked like he was subbed in at the last minute.

[Trippie]

How is the plant?

Not great, a little wilted

[Lazare]

My phone bricked today. I opened YouTube then it just went off and looked like it was rebooting but just stuck like that on a loop.

Tried the boot to recovery but it won't work. Phone seems totally fucked. Any ideas? HTC One M9. Black.

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[Strewelpeter]

Better team lost I think.

They were very good at arguing with each other and talked themselves out of enough right answers to have gone through.
They'd be about evens to get a playoff place with 145 IMO

[Lazare]

If you got it less than two years ago then send it back and get them to fix it or replace it. Warranties for phones (even if not explicitly stated) last at least two years as thats the length of most phone contracts so there's an expectation that the phone will last that long.

Cheers but I'm pretty sure it's a few days out of warranty which is typical really.

Took an S7 as an upgrade today because I was desperate and it was 'free', but I won't get it for a couple of days. Interesting to see how I cope.

[SatNav]

10 days hols ahead , giddy up

first time ever I took that long out of sky . cant fucking wait on a well over due break!